All Hail The Loathsome Ronaldo - Deadspin Comments

All Hail The Loathsome Ronaldo

hirsheyisanass — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:34:07 EST

IT IS OFFICIAL HIRSHEY IS GAY AND STILL KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL!

hirsheyisanass

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yazan — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:17:08 EST

@hockalees: actually no i didnt watch the manyoo game on saturday, and frankly it doesn't matter

we drew at fratton park and everyone hit the panic button when the mancs stole top spot after a convincing display at sunderland..

what happened next week ? they lost to westham and we pulled of a convincing comeback at goodison park

and if you are gonna say that they look as good as we used to in aug/sept then you know that we can play as good as them, or better

and if you think that we won't drop more points then you are the myopic one my friend: we will drop more points and so will united

yazan

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You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:29:30 EST

An Arsenal yarmulke? Is that allowed? I thought that type of stuff was reserved for that OTHER North London team....

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson

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DumpDolan — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:41:02 EST

Where can I acquire an Arsenal yarmulke? I need that NOW!.

DumpDolan

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hockalees — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:18:39 EST

@yazan:
"only one loss" means very little if we continue to drop POINTS... the only thing that matters at the end of the season are points and the goal differential (another reason to bemoan a 6 - 0 win for ManUre).

hockalees

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hockalees — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:15:01 EST

@Sigerson: @yazan:
You did watch both the games Saturday, right?

Arsenal has to survive the Africans Nations Cup, and a home game to Birmingham was NOT one of the ones I was worried about us dropping points. Forgive me if I am not drinking the red and white Kool Aid right now, but I agree with Hirshey... ManUtd, with healthy Rooney, Tevez and Ronaldo (and probably Berbatov by the time the month ends, FFS) looks as unstoppable as the Gunners were in Aug/Sept. I just hope we can tread water and stay near the top while the spine of our defense is gone. It's not "over" by any means, but to ignore the obvious differences in quality right now is a bit myopic.

Oh, and Chelsea seem to be heating up quite nicely, too. What kind of wooden stake does it take to kill that team off?

hockalees

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yazan — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:52:31 EST

united have been defeated three times this season ..

us ? only once .. and yes it took all of RvP, fabregas, hleb, flamini (and abou diaby) to be injured for that to happen

you are just jumping on the "manyoo seem unstoppable" bandwaggon

yazan

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Sigerson — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:45:25 EST

Aw, Hirsh, come on! It's a wee bit early to be throwing in the towel innnit?

Sigerson

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David Hume — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:32:48 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Could also be one of the better bar band names:

Tonight at the Rat Room:

Tsunami of Pink

also, Turgid Taint and the Necro-Feely-Axe

David Hume

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:24:55 EST

@gbaked:

It's not a 100% guarantee. Just ask Jeff Reed.

racistmascot_inc

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:22:02 EST

I'll admit, he's a handsome man. No Carlos Tevez, though.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:22:02 EST

@preciousroy: You feel better because we're so damn good looking. And, yes, that makes you gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The Fan’s Attic

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LingeringBursitis — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:21:46 EST

@preciousroy: Also, don't underestimate our T-U-R-T-L-E Skrtel power.

LingeringBursitis

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Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:19:05 EST

@gbaked: I remember that statement from the Andy Roddick's friend / Deal Or No Deal Stacey story. Women love them some Athlete.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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LingeringBursitis — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:18:15 EST

@preciousroy: Bastard!

Torres is prettier than Cesc and C-Ron combined though.

/gay

LingeringBursitis

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Lunatic Fringe — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:17:41 EST

What a great game to see before I get to see The Red Devils in person on Saturday !

and Hirshey, you might want to get that gall bladder checked its running low on bile.

Lunatic Fringe

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:16:55 EST

@David Hume:

I'm nearly positive I've seen that exact scene while researching for my series of hentai articles. *shudders*

racistmascot_inc

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David Hume — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:13:09 EST

Tsunami of pink

Initial reports confirm that the labia, measured at over 50 feel high, devastated much of coastline along southwestern Cambodia.

David Hume

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twoeightnine — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:10:28 EST

Rub it in, Hirshey. Rub it in.

Ha!

twoeightnine

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Michael Bertin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:09:57 EST

@preciousroy:

/Looks at Liverpool.
/Feels better.

Michael Bertin

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Michael Bertin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:09:13 EST

It's how scary good Man U looks and how suddenly pourous the Gunner's backline looks with Eboue and Toure kicking it in the Cup O' Nations.

Sure it was a fucking freak bounce of Cesc's foot, but the marking on that corner was k-rap.

Michael Bertin

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gbaked — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:08:49 EST

I want to be a professional athlete so fucking bad

gbaked

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:07:36 EST

I am absolutely going to shank that pretty-boy piece of shite in the face. Yes, he may the greatest player in the world. Yes, he may be one of the fastest players in the world (especially with the ball at his feet). He is definitely the greatest twatwaffle in the history of mankind.

BigTenObsession

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:04:41 EST

@Tuffy: Don't you mean rub it out?

ArkansasFred

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Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:03:45 EST

Ronaldo's taste: McDonalds
Cristiano Ronaldo's taste: Women

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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DennyCrane — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:03:16 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: you forgot "drunk."

DennyCrane

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Tuffy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:55:45 EST

If one of my authors is published in a skin magazine, I'm man enough to go to the newsstand and buy it...

Rub it in, Hirshey. Rub it in.

Tuffy

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:54:38 EST

Good Lord, I'd rather have Rooney. Wotta pooftah!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:54:24 EST

It's nice to see that he hasn't stopped paying for hoes, tho.
[machochip.com]

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:53:46 EST

Deadspin: Sportsnews without access, favour, or discretion, least of all discretion but lots of pictures of scantily clad women!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:52:10 EST

Famous Portuguese Ronaldos: 1
Famous Brazilian Ronaldos: 2

If C-Ron played in Spain or Italy, he wouldn't get much press here either. Wait, what was the point I was trying to make?

Brazil Thrill

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LingeringBursitis — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:51:06 EST

I can't wait to see how "beautiful" he remains after his imminent ACL tear

LingeringBursitis

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:47:28 EST

You know how I know you're gay?

You ignore a hot chick next to you who appears to be wearing nothing but string.
And your name is Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Gizmo from Pismo