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The Stars Come Out For The Australian Open

Mike C — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:22:11 EST

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

You don't consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level, you can't control it! We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.

Mike C

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Rick Chandler — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:54:50 EST

@Rozelle's Bagman: Line of sight ...

Rick Chandler

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AwesomeSausage — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:25:49 EST

@blastitbiggs: Reminds me of Mrs Awesomesausage at 17. Now sadly she's 36 Long. Still, just got a big yearly bonus check and they are being given a retrofit. God save capitalism and plastic surgery.

AwesomeSausage

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EDogII — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:39:11 EST

Wouldn't she be legal in some states?

EDogII

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hector villanueva's posse — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:40:19 EST

@ArkansasFred:

The aesthetic quality of the titty support system does not phase me.

hector villanueva's posse

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blastitbiggs — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:03:11 EST

mo-tor boat?

blastitbiggs

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BDoc — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:56:45 EST

I would love to make a comment regarding her endowments, but I fear that Chris Hansen tracks this type of thing.

I have a copy of your post right here...

BDoc

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BigTDog — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:48:18 EST

Two scoops, one girl

BigTDog

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Satyr Icon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:06:37 EST

Yes, for the love of God, yes

Satyr Icon

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shtickless — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:59:13 EST

She's the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune.

shtickless

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:55:15 EST

Get a good look, Costanza?

Rozelle’s Bagman

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:41:24 EST

@Becky_MI: Thank you for not bringing last night's nighmare fuel along with you today.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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AwesomeSausage — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:31:53 EST

Nice Alps!

AwesomeSausage

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DirksEvilTwin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:31:35 EST

In an ode to LNS and Wonkette: Yes, if only for USFB.

DirksEvilTwin

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:29:12 EST

Very nice, certainly, but can she grunt?

Chief Wahoo

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Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:27:39 EST

@ArkansasFred: fa-ce?

Herbies_Wingman

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Stev D — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:25:33 EST

Bet heavy if she ever plays anyone with the last name Chamberlain.

Stev D

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EDogII — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:24:13 EST

Yuck, wuff, wuff!

EDogII

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Triple B — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:23:25 EST

@ArkansasFred: She has a face?

Triple B

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:22:58 EST

That dude's kinda hot.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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EDogII — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:22:56 EST

Got Milk?

EDogII

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Becky_MI — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:21:24 EST

@ArkansasFred: Dude, boobs.

And as much as that's a response to Fred, it also kinda falls in line with the usual "Dude, Yes" comments around here...

Becky_MI

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The Vigilante Face — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:21:20 EST

@Lady Andrea:
That is becuase we're afraid of going to jail.

The Vigilante Face

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buttons — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:20:43 EST

Wow, that ugly man has large breasteses.

buttons

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ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:20:20 EST

@ArkansasFred: I noticed.
I just didn't really care.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

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HugsFromHarold — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:20:16 EST

@SirWalterIII:
Not quite as big, but they are American.

Ashley Hackleroad
[www.salatara.com]

HugsFromHarold

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thetaxman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:19:49 EST

Those are two of my favorite things.

thetaxman

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PKIGUY22 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:19:35 EST

If Tennis doesn't work out, she can always be the next St. Pauli Girl.

PKIGUY22

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:19:29 EST

She's showing a lot of promise at the beginning of her career. I just hope she doesn't turn out to be a ... one of those players that shows a lot of promise and doesn't live up to it ... whatcha call it.

Matt Sussman

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:19:05 EST

Not sure if anyone noticed, maybe you were distracted by the jugs, but she's pretty ugly.

ArkansasFred

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:17:50 EST

I've been choking all my strawberries all morning.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

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Scout — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:16:32 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

How do you solve a problem like Tamira's?

Scout

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parker91 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:15:42 EST

@twoeightnine: and some blood and a for sale sign

parker91

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:15:24 EST

Her breasts are so large that edelweiss blooms around the top of them.

[en.wikipedia.org]

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:13:18 EST

@BigTenObsession: Isn't "hilarious" the only kind?

ArkansasFred

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:12:15 EST

She is the number one reason NBC didn't renew Bud Collins' contract for Wimbeldon.

Dirty old man.

Weed Against Speed

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Stev D — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:12:11 EST

Imagine if her and Alison Stokke had a baby- oh man.

Stev D

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André Roussimoff — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:11:00 EST

Someone show this match to Richard Gasquet...

André Roussimoff

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Rusty — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:10:03 EST

She was born in 1990. That is incredibly depressing.

Rusty

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:09:23 EST

@Stev D: I can't believe it's on DS and doesn't have 600 comments (of a completely different nature).

Lady Andrea

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PKIGUY22 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:08:45 EST

@Stev D: that is true, and yet I think the message would be slightly different

PKIGUY22

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Bob Loblaw — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:08:43 EST

This is nothing. I saw Martina Navratilova's penis fall out of her shorts in 1987.

Bob Loblaw

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:08:04 EST

Hmmm that reminds me I need to pick up some milk on my way home.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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LosOsosdeChicago — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:07:55 EST

She's 17?

/creepy

LosOsosdeChicago

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:07:38 EST

If she isn't using sunscreen down there in Australia, she could develop a case of melonoma in the hot sun.

Weed Against Speed

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:07:18 EST

@Rick Chandler:

Another one:

I believe Franz Klammer won his downhill gold medal on the left one.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:06:44 EST

misogynistic *comment*.

asshole.

BigTenObsession

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micke — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:06:37 EST

God Bless us, every one.

[p3.focus.de]

micke

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twoeightnine — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:06:31 EST

Needs more tits.

twoeightnine

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:06:21 EST

@Stev D:

what kind of misogynistic is that?

BigTenObsession

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Little Wooden Boy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:06:08 EST

Built for comfort, not for speed.

Little Wooden Boy

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The Vigilante Face — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:05:24 EST

"Two scoops in every box of Kelloggs Raisin Bran"

What is this? A shout out to the late, great Wesley Willis?

The Vigilante Face

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Stev D — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:04:32 EST

If this was posted on Jezebel, it would have over six hundred comments by now.

Stev D

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Dan Daoust — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:03:58 EST

"Two scoops in every box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran"? Did your 14-year-old brother grab the laptop?

Dan Daoust

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:03:20 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys:

If the bra doesn't fit, you must jack to it?

BigTenObsession

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Triple B — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:02:20 EST

A bra has got to fit like a glove.

Triple B

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:01:51 EST

Austrian sports bras: Creating anschluss since 1938.

Chamomiles Davis

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Rick Chandler — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:01:50 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: You will be receiving a +1 in the mail every day for a week.

Rick Chandler

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:01:14 EST

@SirWalterIII:

It's all related to Russian Sex Murders.

BigTenObsession

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The Fake Gimel Martinez — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:01:11 EST

This is reason #1 why women's tennis is better than men's tennis.

Reason #2: Three sets instead of five makes women's tennis games TV-friendly.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:00:47 EST

Yet another reason I thoroughly enjoy womens tennis. The other reason? Maria Sharapova.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:00:44 EST

I'd like to Jank it out on those.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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micke — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:00:15 EST

It's like looking into the sun, Jerry.

micke

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Stev D — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:00:13 EST

She may not win Wimbledon, but she bound to win a couple of Golden Globes...

- Nick, Swindon

+1 dry British wit.

Stev D

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Artie Fufkin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:59:35 EST

I would restring her racquet.

Artie Fufkin

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:58:55 EST

Love - 30(DD).

Gourmet Spud

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SirWalterIII — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:58:46 EST

Why are they always Eastern European? What has happened to the good old American girl?

SirWalterIII

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Summer-of-George — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:58:41 EST

Is she also Elaine's Lex Luthor?

Summer-of-George

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Triple B — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:58:29 EST

Her breasts are almost as big as Hingis' forehead. Almost.

Triple B

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Babcocksure — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:58:26 EST

fault!

Babcocksure

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notthequarterback — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:58:26 EST

Between this chick, Jelena "Butterface" Jankovic, Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic, this Australian Open has had me at full attention all week long.

notthequarterback

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:58:20 EST

The hills are alive with the sound of music...

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:57:52 EST

I'd like to ride those Waves of the Danube.

Civil Negligence

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:57:50 EST

@Silky John-STON!:

party-pooper

BigTenObsession

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BabyGorilla — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:57:25 EST

This picture makes me want to pull for her...

BabyGorilla

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Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:56:18 EST

Anna Kornikova who?

Herbies_Wingman

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Triple B — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:56:01 EST

I'd like to give her an inside-out forehand.

Triple B

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Scout — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:55:44 EST

I think the tennis ball is orbiting them.

Scout

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Mr. Bigglesworth — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:55:25 EST

Sorry, gotta pass on this one...

Mr. Bigglesworth

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Silky John-STON! — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:55:20 EST

A) she's 17.
B) the second pic in the story makes her hooters look more in proportion to her mannish arms and shoulders and legs.
C) god bless this angle, though.

Silky John-STON!

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:52:50 EST

Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Hit that shit from behind.

MattinglysSideburns

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Free Matt Roloff — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:52:08 EST

Somewhere Martina Navratilova TiVos this year's Australian Open

Free Matt Roloff

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Stev D — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:51:37 EST

My undershorts just ran out of leibensraum.

Stev D