<![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> How dare Rice break up this closeted love affair!? Everyone knows that true love always involves a man hiding in a closet! Always!

badead1

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Joe Hallenback was unavailable for comment.

Man, I loved that movie.

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Was Officer Shaq at the scene?

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Dee Snider!! Nice@YukMouth:

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> "The midget was the baby's daddy, woooooo!"

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Alanis was bangin' Billy Blank?

ssdodge

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> What is Martin Landau doing with Glen Rice?

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @HIV 2 Elway:

Tiger Woods takes no issue with you loving some Lynch.

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> BWAHHHAAHAH

Senator: THIS SCANDAL HAPPENED UNDER YOUR WATCH.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Old at heart but I'm only 28
And I'm much too young
To let love break my heart
Young at heart but it's getting much too late
To find ourselves so far apart

/swims and talks to dolphins

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> DF: Biggest gripe of players. Didn't send a letter informing players in report of what will be said and give them chance to respond and/or defend themselves.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: Watch your shoes...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> DF: Obligated to give advice to players if discipline could be imposed.

Q: What are you doing to change this code of silence? People feel you aren't addressing this in an appropriate manner.

DF: If we can discuss parameters of investigations before hand we don't know what would happen, that didn't happen here.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @VTBen: Actually I think you're supposed to read this story between the lines. Like why is Tom so bothered to be around gays?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Elian Gonzalez really needs to find a new place to hide.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Najeh Davenport strikes again!

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> There was a "little person" involved...Spud Webb.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @Sarge: +1 for the best line in Mr. Kelly's hip hopera.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Q&A time: What about the wall of silence? Does Fehr support code of silence?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> It was actually Eddy Curry in the closet, who can't seem to avoid getting beat up by people shorter than he. Self-DE-FENSE!

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> It was funnier when John Ritter did this.

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> he he he. Donald Fehr is not as agreeable on unilaterally accepting all of the recommendations from the Mitchell Report as Selig. waffle waffle waffle.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> The guy might have been doing research for a novel within a John Irving novel.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @buwolverine: Slate.com, always trying to give us the contradicting point of view.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Those California Closets reps will do anything to make a sale.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Hey Glen, these save marriages.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Dr. Loomis showed up just in time and shot Glen Rice six times in the chest until he fell off the second-story balcony.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> (whispering) In sum, Glen Rice's ex-wife has a lot of shoes. This is Kige Ramsey, YouTube sports.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @twoeightnine:

Classes offered in both "vertical" and "horizontal".

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @Lady Andrea: What can I say, I love me some Lynch. Bob is off somewhere in the Black Lodge, he'll be back.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Not to be upstaged, Antoine Walker hid in a giant turtle slide in the play area of a local mall and jumped out and ran when the first kid slid down.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @HIV 2 Elway: I should've known you'd get that. What happened to your Bob avatar?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> The late great Notorious B.I.G. wrote a song about it, wanna hear it, here's how it goes:

We fucked in his bed, quite dangerous
I'm in his ass while he playin gainst the Utah Jazz
My 112, CD blast, I was past
She came twice I came last, roll the grass
She giggle, sayin i'm smokin on homegrown
Then I heard her moan, honey I'm home
Yep, tote chrome for situations like this
I'm up in his broad I know he won't like this

/lame In Living Color reference, but at leasts its better than a reference to that other guy.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Everybody Zumba!!
[www.sportsbybrooks.com]

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> As long as the dude didn't poop in the hamper.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> I don't know what the big deal is - all the guy was doing was trying to get himself some estrange.

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> He was married to Sarah Jessica Parker aka Dee Snider?

YukMouth

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
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Sent by my Blackberry Wireless Handheld

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> I don't know what kind of "in the closet" would be worse to discover.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @Lady Andrea: +1. You put this disease in me.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> He was great in NBA JAM.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> "How do you feel about hooks? A series of hooks everywhere."

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> "I wasn't banging your wife! I'm just coming back from Narnia!"

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Has this guy never watched TV? You are supposed to hide under the bed!

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @VTBen: You haven't heard? Tom Cruise is very hetero.

Or over compensating, either way.

[www.slate.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Coral Gables? And I thought Glen Rice could only hit from downtown.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Never mess with another man's rhubarb

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @44 in a Row: "I'm here for the gangbang?"

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> The guy in the closet should have put his cell phone on vibrate. That's how R. Kelly got busted.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> It was Tyler Perry.

Also: no, yes

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> mothafuckas be hidin in closets and shit like its a game o sumthin. bout to go charlotte hornet on yo ass

DontPracticeRenteria

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @Miguel Cowbrera: off! asshat

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> The reason they were estranged is because the relationship started of great and fiery but later on Glenn spent most of his time way outside

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Martin Lawrence is working out! Where the white women at?

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double-team your girlfriend...

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> No word on whether Tom Cruise and John Travolta came out of that closet too.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> An NBA player who can fight? I call bullshit.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> @Rob Iracane:

They're hiding under the sink in the bathroom.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Get off my high school yearbooks, that broken laptop, a shoebox full of old birthday cards, two shirts I've been looking for and an empty golf bag, MOTHERFUCKER.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Alberto Perez, huh? Najeh Davenport would have been my first guess.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> She just needed to surround the dude with stuffed animals and Glen would've never noticed.

James Toney's Conditioning Coach

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> It was Rumeal Robinson.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Was there a little person with a gun involved? According to a documentary I watched on this subject, that's how it always ends.

RBS

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> did he put the other guy under his leg before windmilling him out of the door?

Sargent

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> oh my god a rubber, rubber, rubber

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> What is it with former NBA players and people coming out of closets?

SirWalterIII

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> She really stuck to him. Like white on Rice.

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> That'll teach Martin Lawrence to hide in other people's closets.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> What are you doing in my closet, Jeffrey Beaumont?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> R. Kelly couldn't write a better story himself.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> We know it's not Tim Hardaway because he hasn't come out of the closet. Yet.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> so the guy was kanye west?

Sargent

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Was it a Half Pint Brawler?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Glen Rice Is Concerned With His Estranged Wife's System For Utilizing Closet Space]]> Thus explains the absence of Lt. Winslow.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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