<![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @MerryLander: Did those of you with brains also masturbate at other people's houses?

Sigerson

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Delicious Pundit: There's no real basis for a geographic appellation scheme for beer.

... except for the geographic variations in the water supply, which has a huge effect on the taste of regional/national beers. Just ask the folks who make Olympia -- "It's The Water" or the Coors marketing department.

Sigerson

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Well, I heard that Patrick Crayton and the Cowboys O-Line were part of the US delegation to the Climate Change Convention which just so happened to be held in Bali. So yes, that would explain the rust.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Perhaps I'm the only one who clicked on the Aerosmith clip, but I noticed, for the first time, that there's a point in that video where Joe Perry and Steven Tyler are singing into the same microphone and it appears distinctly possible -- nay, imminent -- that they will begin making out ala Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan in the "Air Supply" SNL sketch.

Worm

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I gotta hang with Osi.

EggandCheeseonaRoll

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> We had 976 numbers. That made it infinitely easier to strike up a winning combination.

JAMMQ

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I have been bitching about Rob Riggle not bringing the funny in those ridiculous ads for weeks now. No one I complain to gives a fuck. Thanks for feeling my pain, Big Daddy.

Ascender

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @HugsFromHarold: Sounds more like J.J. Reddick's thing, than Osi.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Lil Sean is interested in this "phone sex"

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> When I was a teenager, we used to try obscure things to discover "alternative" phone sex lines. I'll never forget the moment I dialed in the number 1-800-FAT-GIRL and found an all chubby-chasers sex line. We never got as far as talking to an actual fat chick, but the intro on the line was priceless.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @NoCalAl: You can find that same beer here in the States, with the creative name Czech Beer.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @David Hume:
Bass is disgusting and Guiness is only passable in carbomb form. Those 2 share alot in common with Miller.


drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @thefuseproject: I'm guilty. I love Stella. A bartender did once tell me that a Brit customer had told him they call Stellas "wife beaters" because they make you drunk enough to beat a woman. I asked if it had anything to do with A Streetcar Named Desire, but the bartender didn't know what I was talking about.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> To this day, I still want to hear that explanation for how it can be the same movie after changing the character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter.

CheapCynicism

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @thefuseproject:

it appears all of my party plans for this evening are now RUINED thanks.

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> On a train from Berlin to Prague, I ordered a beer when we crossed into the Czech Republic, and was disappointed when handed a can of Budweiser. But the label was different and it was from a centuries old brewery in the town of Budweiss. It was pretty tasty, too.

Also, I saw ELO in concert and they bit the bag.

Balls State Explorer

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @SlickBomb: and japanese!

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Here's a favorite post by a Brit in praise of Budweiser (warning: contains Derrida reference). Money quote:

It's also just the ticket if you happen to be drinking beer for breakfast, as the fresh taste of the rice content goes particularly well with most cereals (it is not coincidental that nobody has yet marketed Barley Krispies).

Delicious Pundit

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @KipBoomGoesTheDynamite: the guys next door my 1st year would always be up at night yelling "ALL RIGHT" or "KICK ASS." they were either playing video games or watching porn.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @BigRicks:

In NYC we had public access show wtih strippers, The show featured Robyn Byrd. then Al Goldstein had an interview show but the guest was usually Al LEwis from the Munsters. 970 numbers and escorts services were the advertisers.

Favorite 970 numbers: 970-PEEE, "The Extra e is for extra pee." I'm sure Osi has that on speed dial.
There was 970-ASIA, and the tag line was "You don't have to be asian to call."


HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Rodney Harrison could be called for late hit every play of every game.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> "When I was in England ten years ago, certain Americanophile (?) Brits would order nothing but Budweiser at the pub, and pay a huge premium for it."

Kind of like how certain "Europhile" Americans treat Stella Artois? I never met a Stella drinker in Europe who didn't drink it out of a "tall boy" in a paper bag and who wasn't a football hooligan.

Oh, and red snapper have toxin filled spines within their dorsal fins...you might be able to push it in, but it's not coming back out!

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @theothermatt:

The guys next door in my dorm figured out that by pushing the right two buttons on the old school cable box, you could get the Playboy Channel. Their room became a very popular place.

KipBoomGoesTheDynamite

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I was in Nowhere, Sask for a hockey tourney and all the Canucks drank Coors Light, even if it was more expensive than the fine Canadian brews.

KipBoomGoesTheDynamite

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @MitchKayak: we had the trick of tuning into the channel one number above the spice channel, then switching the VCR to channel two to see some lovely 80s porn action. yep. good times.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> The only two people who should be put in internment camps are Red Sox fans and obsessive Lost watchers.

I am one of the Others. I want you to die.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Sarcastro: Thanks for witnessing. Sometimes I think I imagined that song. I worked it into a party mix I made in college and people were like, "what the fuck is that?"

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> ELO > EMF ≥ Jesus Jones

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @TheNorvFace: No security codes in 1985. Just have to get the 16 digets right.

MerryLander

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Dieter: I truly love that song.

*ponders method of suicide, opting to point realistic-looking gun at cop

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Christ. I saw EMF in concert.

*shame*

blainer

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Dieter: Can't find my "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe" single, dammit!

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @lieutenant winslow: He beat Joe Louis' ass though.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I forgot to include this CB4 clip

[youtube.com]

Yeah yeah, I'm lickin' yo balls.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Them too. Saw Jesus Jones and Ned's together in concert once.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I guess you didn't watch the Aerosmith video all the way through, did you?

I forgot about that. Aerosmith makes my brain hurt.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> You forgot one thing with the random button mashing. You still need the security code on the back of the card. It couldn't go through otherwise. And I only know this because I sold my soul for a credit card company for a couple years in college.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Weed Against Speed: what no Jesus Jones ? Thanks for bringing me back to 1991-1993.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> a student from the University of Denver

Dude, Condoleeza Rice is way too old for you.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @crazyjoedavola: You couldn't be more correct.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @twoeightnine: I guess you didn't watch the Aerosmith video all the way through, did you?

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Weed Against Speed: I have Wierdo on my iPod. I still love that song.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> In 2002, at age 23, I woke up in a hotel room in Seville, Spain, with the "emergency" credit card my parents had given my 16 year old brother stuck to my bare chest and the phone dangling off the night table. It was 6 PM and my brother was telling me that I was late for a "date" that I had made the night before with a student from the University of Denver. I guess she had gotten me excited enough to try BDD's random 900 number technique from a Spanish hotel room. She, or a bunch of Moroccan cocaine.

anonymouseducator

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @crazyjoedavola: When I used to wait tables at a (now torn down) downtown live music club, one night a band that drew rednecks from beyond the suburbs played. My first customer ordered "a pair o' kings," was first shocked that I had no idea what he meant ("The King o' Beers!"), then apoplectic that we didn't serve Bud.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I also hate to break it to you Drew, the women on the other end didn't look like the ones in the commercials.

(There was a call center above my old office and a co-worker translated their website into Japanese for them. The women were even more disgusting than you can imagine.)

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Depeche Mode.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Weed Against Speed: no Whale?

/heads to basement to dig through old CDs

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> One question, has anyone who really really likes Budweiser, ever had a beer other than Budweiser? Because with a few bargain college beers, nothing really tastes as bad as it.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Lady Andrea: And in the box you get ... NOTHING! YOU STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!!!

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @daver4470: Kill Motherfucking Dance Music (or is it Depeche Mode)?

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I just had Chimay on tap a few days ago. Un-fucking-believable!!

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @The KB: Fuck, I had their album Schubert Dip. It went very well with my Charlatans UK, Soup Dragons and Ned's Atomic Dustbin tapes.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @GreatOdensRaven: if you mean Battleship instead of Dreamboat, sure.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Ecstasy Mother Fuckers is the song on the B-side
/owned the same cassingle


The KB

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I just taped the phone sex commercials and jerked off to them in slow motion.

B

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @alumnigonzo: I was in Glasgow a while back - Miller everywhere. I ordered a Belhaven, and was looked at like the guy who invented parking meters. I tried to explain that in my country Miller is usually reserved for rapid, illicit consumption from 40 ounce bottles and that once you have a job, pints of Guinness and Bass are far preferable. Argument was soundly rejected.

Oh, and the liquor of choice? Jack Daniels, buy a landslide. In Scotland, you know, the home of Scotch whiskey.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> "One Throwgasm

Temple at Saint Louis"

I agree, it's better to attend Jewish services in Kansas City.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Big Daddy Drew: You are why I don't read Simmons anymore. KSK!

@Coming Into The Game, ♪ Timbaland ft Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger - Scream ♪ #JRoc23, The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOO BJSSS: I thought I would never witness the day of a triple entendre. lol well done.

B

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> A buddy of mine, a former engineer, tells a story about finishing a contracted project in Ireland. The guy who hired his team was so pleased that he took them to a pub and promised them their fill of the finest beer in the pub.

Budweiser. That is such a weird trend. I also once saw Bud advertised in France as "bier exotique."

I'll take a Stella, thanks.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Lady Andrea: + Channel 62. Wow.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Given Drew's predicted final score and the Clarence quote, I can only assume he's predicting that the game will be a most ripping battle, and that the Giants of New York will triumph by kicking an oblong ball of pigskin through a giant H.

Kiner's Rounded Edge

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: You've obviously never tried to forget someone.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Also, James Woods has a weapon in his shorts.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> So, Pats-Packers then?

UseTheForceLukeWalton

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Whenever I hear When The Levee Breaks in a bar, I think it's Coldplay and I grimace to all my friends like "Get a load of this queer shit!" then act relieved it's actually Zep.



I'm always secretly hoping it's Coldplay.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @GreatOdensRaven:
DREAM boat, not gravy boat!

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Atari Bigby could be Francis Begbie's bairn.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> It must be something in the water here in Minnesota but it is disturbing how closely Drew's adolescence mirrors mine.

Cheers.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> You know what's weird? In the video for Cryin' when Alicia Silverstone jumps off the bridge at first there's no bungee cord, but then in the next shot it's there.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Signal to Noise: So we'll be getting the Old Man vs. the Dreamboat.

Billy Volek v. Jared Lorenzen?

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I used woodcuts of Catherine of Aragon.

/Greg Oden

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @twoeightnine: Indeed. And I still cannot.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> My girlfriend went to school in England for a year. When I visited towards the end of her semester we went to a campus pub. Since it was the end of the semester they weren't replacing the kegs. All that was left was Bud bottles. I walked right out of the bar.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Clare: god, I can't believe it took someone SO LONG to jump on that! : )

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Lady Andrea: Or, rather, he can get behind you. HI-OH!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @crazyjoedavola:

WHT:Wometco Home Theatre

Remember it well. They use to show Emanuelle on that (Scrambleed of course)

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @crazyjoedavola: For some reason in arizona durning my teenage years, we got scrambled porn with sound. Best thing to ever happen to me. The saddest day was when they cut out the sound and messed with the color.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> As an "adolescent" there was no wikipedia to tell me the prefixes for every credit card, this would've gone a long way to possibly entering a fake credit card number.

[en.wikipedia.org]

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I'd shag Ana Faris with Terminal Velocity. How's that for a power cleanse, baby?

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Diggstown.

A very much underrated movie.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> or I'd throw caution to the wind and venture boldly into eight-digit combos, like 1-800-HOT4SEX

There was your problem, you couldn't count.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Why is there a pic of David Seaman in this post?

preciousroy

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @MitchKayak: WHT in New York came in by antenna scrambled on UHF. I was like a safecracker with the little dials. Never heard audio in a porn until I was 16.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> By "dial tone", I assume you mean "ring".

Jesus, I'm a retard.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Was that worth $37.99 and an hour of scolding from my father?

It only got worse when those phone sex advertisements started coming in the mail addressed to the old man. It was like a monthly reminder for him.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> James Woods story: I was in Vegas for a friend's stag, and as we were leaving the Hard Rock, we saw Woods sitting at video poker. We wanted to get a picture, but needed an opening line, so we were trying to think up a great movie he was in. It was harder than it should have been, so I eventually just went up and said, "Mr. Woods, it's my friend's stag, and he's a big fan of Diggstown. Can we get a picture with you?" He said, "absolutely, no problem."

As we were getting the picture taken, he smiled and said, "Diggstown, eh?"

He was an awesome guy.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @blastitbiggs: Try having your initials be EMF and be about 12 when they break that song. I am embarrassed now by EMF.

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @UpstateUnderdog:

USA "Up All Night" Julie Brown was no slouch either. Well, actually I'm sure she does plenty of slouching in her later years.

G.G.

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> So Drew, 80's, 90's 00's, doesn't matter our strategy is a great one.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Pfft, phone sex.

I was busy watching scrambled porn. Now that takes imagination!

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> My favorite part of dialing the 1-800 numbers was trying to figure out cool 7 letter, 2 word names for the sex line.

1-800-HOT-LIPS
1-800-HOT-FUCK
1-800-WET-TITS
1-800-BIG-DICK...whoa where'd that come from.




BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Those of us with brains dialed the 900 numbers from other peoples' phones. Let them try to convince their parents they didn't do it...

MerryLander

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I'm starting to prepare for 7 months without a Jamboroo every Thursday. It's going to be tough.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @crazyjoedavola:

Try being a 15 year old before Cinemax.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Harvey is a six foot, three and one-half inch tall pooka who wants to fuck like a rabbit. What, you can't see him? He's standing right here!

In Flagrante Delicto

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> By "dial tone", I assume you mean "ring".

Gasface

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> The Hard Way also introduced us to "slug in a ditch" as an edit for "son of a bitch" when it was showed on network TV.

Grimey

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Once again, proof positive that adolescence before the internet sucked giant balls.

Drew, every 15 yr old in America did the same thing, and I had to wash my dads cars for a month to repay the phone sex bill.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> "Wubba wubba wubba", Downtown Julie Brown was hot.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I for one am not embarrassed by EMF.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Sarcastro: That sounds like something interesting to try.... Let me fire up the stereo....

/wakes up in Amsterdam with no pants and a dead whore

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> An alternative strategy would have been to keep trying different credit card numbers until one actually worked. Let someone else explain it to their parents.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I'm still busy with Raquel Gibson from last week.

Don't be surprised if Donte Stallworth lights the Chargers on fire this weekend.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> They need to have a special American Gladiators edition with NFL stars so Titan can break Rodney Harrison's fucking leg.

When The Levee Breaks - another awesome drum intro.

Pringles are like crack.

Getting a female convict on the phone sex line? How about a male convict posing as a female.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Phillips Rivers straight up knows your jealous, brah.

/sportspickled

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> When the Levee Breaks at 11 + nitrous = ... um, what was I takling about?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> I think the championship in the AFC that every retard analyst was calling the real Super Bowl (Colts-Pats) already got sacrificed.

So we'll be getting the Old Man vs. the Dreamboat.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> @Big Daddy Drew: Josh Holloway is a masturbation pick I can get behind. Well done.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Please...please call me, "Big Boy"

One day, "big boy" would grow up to be a "Big Daddy".

And that's...the rest of the story.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Drew -- wait till you find out what KMFDM stands for...

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Also, if you see an ad that says FREE phone sex in the back of a Penthouse, do NOT believe it.

Or am I the person who needed to be told that?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. You can hold on to your red snapper or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> rocky marciano aint shit

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> oh, I forgot

/hockey joke

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation]]> Pfft.

We all know the only Harvey resides in Calgary, Alberta.

....and is also without a tongue.

Afino

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