<![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Put them in a Geisha Urn.

What's a Geisha Urn?

About a buck fifty an hour.

*Rimshot* & Hold for Applause

Team-Roundhouse

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> eBay is the only answer. Dee is already picking the pennies from her sofa.

Juice Box Hero

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Thanks to this my dog will remain hungry for the next year.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Chicago Jones: Woody

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> I'm just glad this is the last we'll ever hear about Barbaro.

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy:
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."
/Woody Allen

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> "Fiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!!!!"

(Tom Hanks, Castaway)

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Can we please cremate Nibbles...while he/she/it is alive?

Or we could set fire to the Gawker IT staff. That would be good too.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Chicago Jones: Oscar Wilde?

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @twoeightnine: Ashes? What a waste of meat.
Don't you know there are starving children in Africa!

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Barbaro's ashes are worth forty-eight $50 win tickets and should be gambled on the three horse in the seventh race.

/Jay Trotter

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> You can't beat a dead horse's ashes.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Coming Into The Game, ♪ Timbaland ft Keri Hilson & Nicole S...: +1

Rick Chandler

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Since when has stardust been determined to have originated from a coca plant?

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Dee is going to boil the ashes in a cauldron of water at Seabiscuit's grave. Throw in some of his bones. Cut off her hand and add it while stirring liberally. Worship whatever the #$%@! comes out of there.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> How ya hoofin'?

Alonzo Mosely

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Just now?

are they tossing James Brown in the same hole?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @racistmascot_inc: Just ask Klaus.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @racistmascot_inc: Why, is Liz Taylor single again?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Anyone else up for some grave robbing?

"There, now no one can say I don't own John Larroquette's spine."

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @racistmascot_inc:
Moses the Crow caws in lament.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Weed Against Speed: I heard they were tearing down Vietnam for his final resting place.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Kid Canada: Is there a Ralph's around here?

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Tuffy: I heard they were tearing down the Vietnam Veterans Memorial for his final resting place.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Barbaro's previously unknown last words: "Napoleon is always right."

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> I always assumed they'd toss St. Peter out of his hole and give it to Barbaro. Has that plan changed?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> I once saw Barbaro lift 300 lbs. with his teeth, what a horse! Affirmed

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs: I am the walrus?

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @GreatOdensRaven:

Barbaro was a good bowler.
And a good man.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @GreatOdensRaven: Shut the fuck up Donny.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @katolesce: Nicely done. Get me drunk sometime and I'll tell you about the time I lost by a nose on the sixth race of a pick six. The carryover pool was over $3 million.

Dieter

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> [www.ehow.com]

Just in case they need help

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Nah, Dee will just powder her face with the ashes instead of makeup each morning and start referring to herself as "Beautiful Bobby".

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Kid Canada: Fuck it, dude. Let's go bowling.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @VTBen: +1

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @katolesce:

I must make it clear that Steppenwolfer storming from behind was my real hero. He was like 50-1 or some shit.

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @GreatOdensRaven:

It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> On a serious note, anyone who gives a shit where they scatter the ashes of a F*CKING HORSE should be backhanded.

That is all.

BruschisBrewsky

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Barbaro is a saint.

I won a $2 trifecta box on that KY derby. $11,800.

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> I didn't know Chris Mullin was Barbaro's vet.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> By "ashes" they mean "meat" and by "scatter" they mean "can".

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> So...the comments are freaking out.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> They should commit Barbaro's final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which he loved so well.

/Good night, sweet prince.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> TSW's day just got a little worse.

GorgeForeman

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> I think they should shoot the ashes out of a cannon at the Preakness Stakes to signal the start of the race.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> WE'RE SCATTERING THE FUCKING ASHES! JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!!!!!!!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Bloodhorse?

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Spectacular Sam:

At this point he could be buried IN his SHOTY Trophy...

...much like many want to do with Isiah.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Why was Sarah Jessica Parker in the hospital?

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Its not what you think...those are the exact tools needed to bring Barbaro back to life.

/McGyver

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Gourmet Spud: Hail to the king?

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> They should stud them and create a breed of super-ash.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> ...are close to announcing where the ashes of the winner of the 2006 Kentucky Derby Presented by Yum! Brands (gr. I) will be buried.

That would be the same Yum! Brands that owns Taco Bell, KFC and Long John Silvers. So, yeah....

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> That's one big urn YO

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Does Will still have the cheeto?

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Boy, if Suss is making HTML mistakes, you know this is a touching story.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Can they make the ashes into some sort of delicious cheezy snack food to go with the Barbaro cheeto?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Enter the ashes in a $3,000 claiming race at Turfway. Someone will buy.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @Weed Against Speed: @ArkansasFred: @thesepretzels: Dammit, Vinny! Type faster next time!

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Bloodhorse? Why did they name a horse website after my level paladin?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> "and no one has <s>decided</s> affirmed yet what to do with his ashes."

Dee'd.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Dee Mirich has been carrying a mirror, a razor blade, and a straw in her purse for the better part of a year.

This may be her lucky day.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> The Chinese dog food manufacturers wish to file an appeal.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Dee Mirich has a family plot.

AusKosh

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Keith Richards' ears just perked up.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> I imagine Dee Mirich will stand a hill above the grave with a rocket launcher, Raiders of the Lost Ark.
"Unless you give me those ashes, I'll send them back to God! AFFIRMED!"

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Snort them fuckers!

/keef

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Dee Mirch wants to snort them.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> @twoeightnine: My sentiments exactly.

Only i thought glue.

BruschisBrewsky

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Ashes? What a waste of meat.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Hey, Everyone! They're About To Bury Barbaro! Finally!]]> Is he going to be buried with his SHOTY trophy?

Spectacular Sam

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