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Rick Majerus Will Show You His Billiken

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:26:48 EST

Sure, but can he keep quarters in his belly?

[/Artie Lange]

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Mr_Horse — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:16:09 EST

Top 5 coaches I would hate to have to use the batchroom stall they just used....

1)Mark Mangino
2)Bill Parcells
3)Rick Majerus
4)Mike Holmgren
5)Bobby Knight

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Deadspin — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:03:01 EST

According to this logic the Denver Nuggets of the mid-90's must have had the biggest dicks in NBA history.

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:01:56 EST

Hard to believe he is still single

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Fuck Lion — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:54:16 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: Stacey Dales is more effective.

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DennyCrane — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:33 EST

I'm alternating between uncontrollable laughter and vomiting. I don't want to do either because then I'd have to explain to my co-workers that I'm laughing about a nude Rick Majerus.

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blackheartededitor — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:47:52 EST

Should have been you, Mangino.

Wait.

blackheartededitor

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:46:13 EST

Daddy? Where is Uncle Balls? What...? He won't be coming back this week?

[sobbing]

Civil Negligence

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:43:20 EST

George Bluth Sr., used to bring naked Rick Majerus to Thanksgiving dinner.

"And that ... is why you always finish your green beans."

Matt Sussman

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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:40:52 EST

Someone should take note, I think Herschel has a book coming out soon, too.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:39:26 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Oops.

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:38:47 EST

No wonder Joselio sucks at pickup basketball.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:38:29 EST

Thus explains why Johnny Holmes had to give up a promising basketball career. His defense was weak. He couldn't guard close in the man to man.

UkraineNotWeak

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:37:56 EST

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: Explains why the Vikings traded so much to get him.

Jefferson Short Bus

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shea_guevara — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:37:51 EST

is Majerus trying to prop up his double chin in that photo?

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MidwestCoastBias — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:37:23 EST

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: So the Vikings traded for the wrong personality, eh? This explains a lot. And what kind of weirdos have multiple personali...WORSHIP BAAL, YOU HEATHENS! SACRIFICE GOATS TO HIM!...err, I mean, I hope the book has tips on treatment of such problems.

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:36:59 EST

And we ignore the part where he routinely answered his door wearing an open robe?

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Donald_Igwebuike — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:36:53 EST

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: No, you're confusing Hershel Walker and Britanny Spears. Don't feel bad, I do it all the time too.

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:36:47 EST

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever:

That explains the Viking/Cowboy trade all those years ago. The Vikings thought they were getting back 4 players. They didn't realize they were all Herschel.

UkraineNotWeak

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The Ghost of Tom Gordon — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:36:45 EST

Rick Majerus can't wait for someone to ask him what time it is.

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:36:10 EST

"It's called an assist!"

And then he brought out the curved stick he uses to wipe his own ass.

Camp Tiger Claw

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Tebow2007 — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:35:50 EST

Milton Berle is not impressed

/and he's dead

Tebow2007

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:35:50 EST

Last person to complete suicide drills gets a high seed!

Jefferson Short Bus

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:35:10 EST

When he wants his players to visualize the basket as bigger than it actually is, he drops trou, bends over and spreads his ass cheeks.

/vomits

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:34:59 EST

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: is it an alien?

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:34:46 EST

Pat Summitt's coaching technique is more effective, and hotter.

I assume this is when she's teaching how to box out?

Camp Tiger Claw

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Stev D — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:34:19 EST

What is the big deal here? That's how my Uncle taught me to drive.

Stev D

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:33:55 EST

@'Suss--: Carefully?

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:33:53 EST

I like your techniques coach, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

-John Amaechi

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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:33:47 EST

Threadjack

Herschel Walker claims multiple personalities.

[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

/end

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:33:35 EST

you gap him six inches! ... the size of the average white dick!'

I thought Philip Rivers was at least six feet tall.

Phony Gwynn

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:32:04 EST

He took it out?
/Seinfeld reference

stealofthedraft

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Bunkie Perkins — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:50 EST

Oh and dick joke

Bunkie Perkins

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RedLightGreenLight — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:30 EST

I wonder if today Michael Doleac perspires and shakes uncontrollably when he enters urinals. I don't think you come back from something like that.

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LeNoceur — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:29 EST

Now that he's at a Catholic school, Majerus may get more than he bargained for if he tries that technique again.

LeNoceur

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:31:12 EST

That picture is missing one fat guy hat.

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Bunkie Perkins — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:30:30 EST

Im a star, Im a star, Im a star

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SourKrautSaul — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:30:15 EST

I figured he would have used a subway hogie reference instead.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:30:13 EST

@Weed Against Speed: You're the wiener.

Brazil Thrill

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:29:30 EST

how do you pronounce "Jesus fgayin Christ?"

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iantenna — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:29:23 EST

six inches flaccid? or does he warm up before practice?

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:29:14 EST

He just needed somebody to tell him if it was still there. After all, the man hasn't seen it in about 30 years.

Brazil Thrill

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Rob Iracane — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:28:41 EST

Maybe he was was talking about the length of his taint?

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:28:41 EST

Apparently "Majerus" is Lithuanian for "Marlon Brando".

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:28:37 EST

He doesn't seem like a half a grapefruit and black coffee kind of guy.

MeSoHornsby

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:28:32 EST

The irony of it all is that Rick Majerus hasn't seen his own cock in 25 years.

Weed Against Speed

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:28:28 EST

Pat Summitt's coaching technique is more effective, and hotter.

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:27:57 EST

I'm shocked that he can reach around his gunt for it.

Oh, and blech.

Signal to Noise

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MitchKayak — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:27:25 EST

Who doesn't measure with his penis?

wait, what?

MitchKayak

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TZNJoe — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:27:22 EST

i bet they remembered...

TZNJoe

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:26:16 EST

I was in the pool. I was in the pool!!!

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:26:08 EST

Tom Brady's dick scoffs at your law of averages.

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Lady Andrea — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:25:53 EST

And taking over Bobby Knight's 1st place position as "having the most inappropriate coaching techniques".....

Lady Andrea

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:25:20 EST

If he's Irish, only three.

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Ben — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:24:01 EST

compulsory for these occasions:

[www.youtube.com]

Ben