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First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Sigerson — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:21:00 EST

@RectumDamnNearKilledEm: affirmed

Sigerson

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

hutchirish — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:51:17 EST

@barfolomew: well played...

hutchirish

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

hutchirish — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:50:58 EST

I wonder if Golic's on-air steroid admission gaffe got any coverage at the Roast, or did the WWL put the censorhip police on that?

hutchirish

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

barfolomew — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:04:06 EST

there is no dana. only zuel.

barfolomew

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Rob1855 — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:56:17 EST

Not "lamer".... "limper". He's toying with the flaccid mike stand.

Rob1855

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Nose Tackle Romper — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:20:57 EST

Jeffery Ross was also on the 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular'. He wore an elf suit.

Nose Tackle Romper

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Yellow Tail Swine — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:29:26 EST

Clearly, Joe Namath and Jacobsen need to host the next roast.

Yellow Tail Swine

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:27:28 EST

I'm wating for the sex tape with Dana and Eddie Griffin. THe comedian.

SHABOING-BOING!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Horsecollar Takkle — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:19:02 EST

Hack
-AZapruder6363

Horsecollar Takkle

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Herbies_Wingman — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:18:14 EST

This roast sucks without Lisa Lampenelli and more black dick jokes

Herbies_Wingman

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:07:53 EST

@Captain Caveman: Hershel Walker does it all the time.

The Fan’s Attic

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David Hume — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:02:00 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Hell, if anyone's dick's doing any fucking, it better be mine!

/Joe Namath

David Hume

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alftime — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:01:22 EST

@Captain Caveman: Obviously, if you count his multiple personalities, that brings the number of players/draft picks up to at least 25 or 30.

alftime

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:58:43 EST

@Captain Caveman: Good for you, young man!

/Philip Rivers

Chamomiles Davis

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Captain Caveman — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:53:01 EST

To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't fuck anyone with someone else's dick.

Captain Caveman

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Matt_T — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:52:42 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah: Dana's got the herb.

Matt_T

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DamnSkippy — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:48:23 EST

Hershel Walker has multiple personality disorder!

/threadjack

DamnSkippy

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Alonzo Mosely — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:45:55 EST

@ArkansasFred:
*they motherfuckin' minds.
"You wanna impress me, take the wheel for a little while, motherfucker."

Alonzo Mosely

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Slothrop — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:45:04 EST

oh so I see Nibbles is making his return. f dat hamster.

Slothrop

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:44:30 EST

Dana also told Charlie she wouldn't fuck him with her own dick.

Signal to Noise

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Lady Andrea — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:44:03 EST

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: I was really hoping Ross would use that when he was saying the "Wannabe, never-was" stuff.

Lady Andrea

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:43:23 EST

I wish Andy Dick had been on the dais, and then that Ray Lewis had stabbed him.

Jefferson Short Bus

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

BloggyMcBlogBlog — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:43:07 EST

I miss the "One's fat, one's gay" tag.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

shea_guevara — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:42:48 EST

Jeff Ross : celebrity roasts :: Nicolas Cage : shitty action movies

shea_guevara

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Disgruntled Goat — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:42:35 EST

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: It's still better than Jay Mohr trying to roast anyone
/begging to be fixed

Disgruntled Goat

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:41:39 EST

Boy! They're really sockin' it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.

MattinglysSideburns

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:41:39 EST

Wake me when somebody either goes bugfuck on Greenie with a bat or when Dana makes sweet love to a vodka bottle.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Tuffy — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:41:21 EST

An Atlantic City interior designer fell on his pinking shears in a dishonorable death today.

Tuffy

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:40:24 EST

@The Gizmo from Pismo: +5

Jefferson Short Bus

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thefuseproject — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:39:59 EST

@parker91: Sweet! Should I just address it to "general delivery," or "no fixed address?"

thefuseproject

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

DamnSkippy — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:39:41 EST

Hershel Walker didn't find this funny, but Hershel Walker did.

DamnSkippy

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Slothrop — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:38:26 EST

That's all fine and dandy, but when does Nick Bakay come on?

Slothrop

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

sir_pantsalot — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:37:42 EST

How was it possiblt to get Ali to film this fine event?

sir_pantsalot

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

VTBen — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:37:13 EST

gold*

VTBen

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What Would Kornheiser Do? — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:37:05 EST

It's still better than Jay Mohr trying to roast NASCAR drivers...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

VTBen — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:37:00 EST

A lot of comedy cold there from Ross.

Isn't he Coach 3-9?

VTBen

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Disgruntled Goat — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:36:54 EST

The comics worked blue? Was no one thinking about Greeny's delicate sensibilities?

Disgruntled Goat

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Lady Andrea — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:36:41 EST

@SA: ahahaha, +1 to you. That made me laugh really hard. I find him more "annoying" than I do "funny."

Lady Andrea

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

metroville — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:36:13 EST

It's hard to tell if the person manning the cameraphone is the guy laughing like Joan Rivers...but he was definitely standing very close.

metroville

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

SA — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:35:28 EST

Umm...who the fuck is Jeffrey Ross?

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

parker91 — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:35:10 EST

@thefuseproject: If you send Don Garber a self-addressed stamped envelope, he should sent you a complete list.

parker91

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:34:33 EST

@RectumDamnNearKilledEm: um, that's the halftime score.

Dana Jacobsen should be given a promotion. At least she didn't make fat jokes or failed fat surgery jokes.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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thefuseproject — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:32:18 EST

I can't find the live blog of the MLS SuperDraft- can anyone help!?

thefuseproject

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RectumDamnNearKilledEm — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:31:41 EST

Ditka's cock would still beat the Packers 72-3.

RectumDamnNearKilledEm

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MrShiz — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:30:03 EST

i think paul rubens is controlling the camera. or at least near by.

MrShiz

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:29:28 EST

I did Stevie Wonder on a show once and black people lost their motherfucking minds!

ArkansasFred

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Stay Away From Oprah — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:29:07 EST

311's Who's Got the Herb? is somehow the closest related video on there.

Stay Away From Oprah

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

stealofthedraft — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:29:00 EST

The more I hear about this girl, the more I like her.

stealofthedraft

First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Lady Andrea — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:28:05 EST

I didn't laugh until "I don't speak homeless." But those guys really get a kick out of Ross, huh?

Lady Andrea

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Spectacular Sam — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:25:38 EST

God damn it Leitch, if Amazon sends me one more email about your book...

I fucking ordered it already!

Spectacular Sam