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Now The Knicks Are Pummeling The Reporters

cardboardbelt — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:07:28 EST

Some day soon I hope to be kicked out of MSG.

cardboardbelt

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Stet Sports Blog — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:00:30 EST

What the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Stet Sports Blog

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Four_Thumbs_Down — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:43:59 EST

Was Jim Gray one of the reporters?

Four_Thumbs_Down

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MadmanMundt — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:09:07 EST

@HugsFromHarold: Oh come on the Knicks aren't that bad. They have Jared Jeffries, Jerome James, Mardy Collins, um Jamal Crawford I think, and Starbu...... Oh crap. You are right, that shit is horrible.

MadmanMundt

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:08:43 EST

As a Chicago guy, Isiah has always been nostalgic about the '68 Democratic Convention. The Mayor knew how to handle an unruly press corps.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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touch the cornballer — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:03:05 EST

Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal

/ Yes, I've seen the movie...

touch the cornballer

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HugsFromHarold — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:55:18 EST

@MadmanMundt: POW's in 'Nam didn't have to watch the Knicks play! I'll take bamboo under the nails over watching Eddy Curry stick up the joint.

HugsFromHarold

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:52:53 EST

@Dead Wrestlers Society: Kige has no idea what you are talking about.

BruschisBrewsky

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Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:51:47 EST

they were a little excitable. they had just caught an advance screening of 'In Bruges'

Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson

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Juuust A Bit Outside — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:48:34 EST

@MadmanMundt: I think John McCain would disagree

Juuust A Bit Outside

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:48:01 EST

@BruschisBrewsky: I never really understood the rant against ML references. Admittedly, I never read DUAN!, but before Rob's post about it, I had never noticed it.

I can probably think of 8-10 references of the top of my head that have been beaten into the ground worse than that.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Steve518 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:46:48 EST

What's next? Are they going to release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Steve518

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:46 EST

Should've been you, Lupica!!

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:45:31 EST

I would also like to congratualate all fellow DS'ers for not making one Martin Lawrence reference in the half hour+ this post has been up.

Keep up the good work, guys.

BruschisBrewsky

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MDT — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:44:24 EST

@crazyjoedavola: I just assumed that the Abner cops were attending the truck party.

MDT

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:43:35 EST

Could someone remind the security staff as MSG that "beat reporter" is not a directive?

Chamomiles Davis

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BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:43:09 EST

@The Teufel Shuffle: Well, they have recently activated the whirlwind that is Jerome James.

So, you know, there's something.

BruschisBrewsky

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:42:36 EST

"I don't envy anyone who has to work in this place, under these conditions.

Former Auschwitz resident, speaking about the MSG story.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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gbaked — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:39:27 EST

is a CHUD anything like a SUNT?

gbaked

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Lizabelle — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:38:43 EST

@Carmen McFanzone: Seconded...

Lizabelle

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:36:14 EST

@MDT: I was thinking more Abner Louima. The man can't even look at a clogged toilet anymore. And thats the type of security guard you get at MSG. @UkraineNotWeak: You beat one guy with a shoe, and you're tainted for life.

crazyjoedavola

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parker91 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:35:36 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I think he had sue TSN to stop them from showing that clip again and again.

parker91

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:35:26 EST

"It's sad, really, is the best way I can put it."

All those years of journalism school gone to waste.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

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Animal Style — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:34:53 EST

@The Gentleman Masher: I respectfully disagree.

Animal Style

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Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:34:22 EST

@Gourmet Spud: I'll never go all "how DARE you make jokes about that" since this is Deadspin, but as a guy who worked at Dow Jones w/Danny Pearl ... I do have to echo the "wow".

Carmen McFanzone

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:30:55 EST

@Sandy Magic Jackson: +1 for the avatar.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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StupidAngelos — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:30:02 EST

@Canadian Impostor: FWIW, you actually got the quote right, I think.

StupidAngelos

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Chicago Jones — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:27:12 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Wow. I was going to go with a Barbaro message board operators joke, but - wow.

Chicago Jones

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Canadian Impostor — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:26:49 EST

@StupidAngelos: Curse you StupidAngelos.

Canadian Impostor

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The Gentleman Masher — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:25:48 EST

John Goodman's Brief Appearance as Devoured Cop In CHUD > John Goodman as King Ralph.

The Gentleman Masher

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Canadian Impostor — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:25:27 EST

Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.

Canadian Impostor

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StupidAngelos — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:24:56 EST

"Sure, anything will look bad if you just remember the pimps and the CHUDs."

StupidAngelos

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DennyCrane — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:24:35 EST

@MDT: +41

DennyCrane

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:24:07 EST

I am confused. I thought Usher was part owner of the Cavaliers, yet you are saying he works for Nicks security.

jwaves2007

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Paul Zuvella — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:22:22 EST

Those security guards are just puppets in the Winkles regime

Paul Zuvella

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:22:18 EST

Or alternatively:

"Wow. They tore off your credentials"?

- Daniel Pearl's Ghost

Gourmet Spud

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:21:29 EST

If I give Spud a +1, the terrorists win.

Matt Sussman

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MDT — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:21:00 EST

I'm glad to see the Diallo cops landed on their feet.

MDT

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ASox — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:20:41 EST

SHOTY totally went to Isiah's head.

ASox

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:20:17 EST

If they were true Knicks employees, the three reporters would still have been able to run a backdoor screen against them.

Matt Sussman

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Babcocksure — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:20:10 EST

"Sad MSG" is also the tag line used for many local chinese restaurants here in NYC

Babcocksure

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Tuffy — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:19:40 EST

@Brazil Thrill: If he hires Dennis Rodman, it would be like putting the script for "Mannequin II" in a blender.

Which they probably should have done *before* filming, but here we are.

Tuffy

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Nose Tackle Romper — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:19:26 EST

By Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller you mean Stephen A Smith right?

Nose Tackle Romper

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:19:21 EST

If only the Knicks had Mike Milbury as their GM. He knows what to do with unruly Garden fans.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:19:13 EST

I don't envy anyone who has to work in this place, under these conditions.

"..."

-Daniel Pearl

Gourmet Spud

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DennyCrane — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:18:54 EST

IN SOVIET RUSSIA SARCASM EMPLOYS YOU

DennyCrane

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Babcocksure — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:18:25 EST

So I have been on vacation for a week. Anything happen in the wide world of sports?

/also emploring obvious sarcasm

Babcocksure

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:18:25 EST

People still go to Knicks games? Why?

The Teufel Shuffle

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MadmanMundt — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:18:00 EST

My god, that reporter makes MSG sond worse than a Vietnamese POW camp.

MadmanMundt

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Brazil Thrill — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:17:33 EST

You think things are bad now? Just wait 'til Isiah hires Ron Artest and makes him the head of security at MSG.

Brazil Thrill

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:16:57 EST

I don't envy any of those little children who work in sweatshops, under those conditions.

Lady Andrea

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Tuffy — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:16:49 EST

Or, "How to make the Rose Garden look like a rose garden".

Tuffy

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:15:59 EST

CHUD>Cloverfield Monster

Sandy Magic Jackson

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Tuffy — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:15:50 EST

If only the New York media had the gumption to rise up and take a strong opinion on issues pertaining to local sports teams and perhaps speak those opinions in a passionate manner on a daily basis...

Tuffy

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Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:14:33 EST

"I will swear on a bible or the Koran that I have never witnessed those security guards bite anyone." --LADYVICTORYUSA

Stay Away From Oprah