<![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Odds that this update by the Globe was intended to stop the massive shitfit (read: Dorchester homicides) that Boston would get into fearing Brady's injury: 6 to 5 and pick 'em.

@Alonzo Mosely: Just to avoid any initial awkwardness, can you guys just call me landfill?

HuckNPluck

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> That dude obscured by Pissfuck Brady is Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But he was my fat asshole.

Alonzo Mosely

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @David Hume: If we can get some scabs to bang out a script, we can greenlight this, and have it on the big screen by next christmas.

Larry Burns

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Their offspring would no doubt rule the world.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Sweater with shirt hanging out...check
Dad jeans with dress shoes...check
Making the bitch walk 2 steps behind...check

It adds up to Douchbag.

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Kalamazoo_Kicker:
LT's dad is shuffling about begging for brains.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Nice Sweater, tool.

EggandCheeseonaRoll

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Larry Burns: and Horatio Sanz as Wes Welker and Randy Moss.

This movie needs to get made, like last week.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Have the town managers of East Rutherford, NJ and Foxborough, MA decided what their wager will be yet?

Locker Room Guise

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @David Hume: with Danny Trejo as Coach BB.

Larry Burns

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> BradyNoBoot.jpg

No Boot, No Boot, just Pepsi.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> (spits on the computer screen, shakes fist angrily)

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Silky John-STON!: Actually...his dad is dead. I don't think he'll be saying much.

Kalamazoo_Kicker

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: in that case, Brady probably got a free douchebag too.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Tom isn't out of the woods yet...he could still develop laminitis.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Larry Burns: "Let's all do....The Sprain!"

Spaceman Spiff

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> LaDanian's dad was quoted as saying "He should be sitting down somewhere wearing a helmet. Moving at all with any sort of leg injury is very risky."

Silky John-STON!

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Chief Wahoo: Starring Gene Hackman, Rhea Perlman, David Spade, Abigail Breslin and Lexington Steele

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Civil_Negligence: Oxycontin bottles so big, you'll need a shopping cart.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> "Anybody that thinks a little twink is going to stop [him] is just wasting ink."

Your move, Eli.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> ESPN Featured Comment:

"There's no way Tom is going to miss this game, even if he's in a full body cast. Or else he's grounded." - daddydreamboat69

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Brady was crestfallen when he found out Dr. DiNubile was a dude.

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Larry Burns: Please marry me now for that. Thank you.
@Crookednose: He doesn't have to borrow it- Rivers just tossed it. Finders keepers, yeah?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @racistmascot_inc: Oh come on, if there is one place you want to go to in Philly to get drugs, it is the Reid residence. We all know that!

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Tom Brady Sr. also adds, "and don't worry. Tom will still be able to pair up with Lisa Turtle this weekend and win the dance off at the Max. Anybody who thinks Casey Casum will stop [him] is just wasting ink."

Larry Burns

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @SpecialKay: Does the cover of Us magazine count?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Can't an MVP quarterback and his supermodel girlfriend go to an exclusive night club in the media capital of the world without drawing some attention?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Has Tom Brady ever actually seen or spent time with the bastard that he sired?

SpecialKay

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

I wonder what Belichick's post-sex conversations are like.

"Well the difference this week was really the vagina."

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Do Archie and Tom Sr. have a bet that the father of the boy who doesn't win has to mow the other persons lawn in his wife's best sunday dress?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Brady is reportedly borrowing Tomlinson's dark visor for the Super Bowl, but won't be borrowing Rivers's ACL

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> "The Tom Brady Story" Directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Meanwhile, that same night, Belichick was schtuping some Jersey MILF in a motel somewhere near the Tick Tock Diner.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @tater: That's just pap-flash white. He's rockin his kicks.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @ClueHeywood: The chances of contracting dysentery are roughly equal.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @tickenest: + 101 greyhounds

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Dramatic New Picture Surfaces Of Tom Brady Doing The Electric Slide

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Is Gisele the "little tweak" his dad was referring to? That's not very nice.

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Jefferson Short Bus:

He should go to the medical consultant for the Phillies then, I'm sure he still has some of Freddy Garcia's stash.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> "If he had to go out there with two crutches and a cast on each leg, he is playing. You're gonna hack it or pack it!" Brady Sr. (fka The Great Santini) said.

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Civil_Negligence: Maybe he's just trying to get some weed.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> A standing and walking quarterback? The Chargers will take one!

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> "Tom Brady should be gellin'."

/Dr. Scholl's

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Bye week with famous ladyfriend in New York vs. Bye week with famous ladyfriend in Mexico: discuss.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @The Teufel Shuffle: Are all of Brady's jeans dad-jeans by default? Discuss.

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Say what you want about the jeans...I'm still trying to figure out if the guy beside him is wearing just socks or reallllllllly white shoes.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Brady: "I think I am just going to chill out with my girlfriend for the off days."

Romo: "Whatever you do, keep it quiet. You know how the media gets about these things."

Brady: "Dude, its not like I am going to a secluded resort in Mexico. I am going to chill in New York City. Is the NYC media interested in little old me and my girl friend?"

Romo: "No. Should be cool." Snickers...

SpicyTunaRoll

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Brady is talking to a medical consultant for the 76ers? Excuse me while I call my bookie to put it all on the Giants.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Rob Iracane:

I prefer Margarine, it's less pretentious.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Shoulda been you, Tony Eason

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Troy Brown should really take off that ridiculous novelty football hat.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Brady's just like a little Rory Calhoun, what with all the standing and walking.

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Hey Tom,
We have so much in common. My Dad thinks I am great, too. Call me. Let's hang out.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @The Teufel Shuffle: Ill-fitting overpriced jeans. There's no reason a man like that shouldn't be sexy in a pair of jeans. His just...aren't.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Jack Cobra: I was trying to figure that out myself. Looks like the lovechild of a Super Mario character and Chief Wahoo. (The mascot, not the commenter, although, I have no idea what the gentleman actually looks like, so that could be fairly accurate either way.)

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Weed Against Speed: Hey-oh!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> "If he had to go out there with two crutches and a cast on each leg, he is playing," Brady Sr. said.

That's right, Brady will even take the elevator to get in that thing... He wants to meet outside in the tunnel after the ball game and get it on some more.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> What we really want to know: Was that a Boot by Victoria? Maybe he's demoing a new line. Did anyone think of THAT??

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> "That allows things to settle down because it's protecting that area and preventing the motions. Not knowing the specifics, it looks to me that they just wanted to put it to rest for a day or two."

Same reason why Michael Strahan is sitting on a traffic cone all week.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> I'm glad Brady switched from his Unabomber with Bodega Flowers outfit to the slim fit overprice jeans.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Rob Iracane:

You can hardly tell the difference except for the diarrhea you may have later on.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Brady injured his foot trying to give that guy in front of him a flat tire.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Rob Iracane: I take my wife to "I Cant Believe its Not Butter" aka McDonald's

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Does the cast prevent Brady from waking on water?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> I think I'd really enjoy seeing him play with two casts and crutches.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> During the 6PM Sportscenter yesterday, Jaws went over the game film of the Charger game like it was the Zapruder film trying to pinpoint when Tom hurt the ankle.

"Back and to the right"

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Tom Brady is jealous of Brady Quinn's Award!

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> @Stay Away From Oprah:
They're also reporting he stole said crutches from Ned.

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Because I'm sick of "Brady News" I want to talk about "Meatballs". It was good, but it was no "Meatballs 4". I became a man the night that came on Skinemax; thank you Cristy Thom.

MrMoustache

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> My girlfriend keeps trying to get me to go to Butter. I'm lactose intolerant so we stick to the resto next door, Oleo.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> I'm sorry but is there a black dude in the background with a dinosaur/tortoise hat on his head or are my eyes messed up?

Jack Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> When you wear Stetson cologne...injuries just magically heal.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Doesn't he go anywhere without that dame?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> So you went and broke your neck. Lay down and take a nap, you simple bastard! I know it hurt, I know it hurt!

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Grow hoof, grow.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> This whole ridiculous story is being completely powered by those fatcats in the foot fetish industry.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> I don't think the NFL will let him play with two crutches. That's illegal shit, cheaters

Jack Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> The real story that TMZ is reporting is that Brady was visiting a hair restoration clinic, but THAT'S not something our liberal media will report.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> This is the third picture in 24 hours related to this couple that involves flowers. Me thinks Tom Brady is just a girly-man who likes to throw some balls around.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right.
You guys split 'em up however you want.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Dramatic New Footage Surfaces Of Tom Brady Walking]]> Mr. Marinovich approves of Brady Sr.'s handling of the situation.

I don't care if you're on crutches, get out there and play, pussy!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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