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Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Locker Room Guise — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:59:37 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Thankfully these chatty coworkers don't keep you from the computer too long!

Locker Room Guise

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

DennyCrane — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:28:31 EST

IM IN UR ARENAZ SPYIN ON UR SHITTY KOCHING

DennyCrane

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

OchentaYcinco — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:22:02 EST

In Madison Square Garden, team watches you.

OchentaYcinco

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:16:39 EST

So Jerome James is The Big Bopper?

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Randall Tex Cobb — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:09:43 EST

Larry Brown is the newest member of "Guys who look like old lesbians"

Randall Tex Cobb

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

rachel_nichols_is_hot — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:08:37 EST

Just wait till he hears the deposition from Fitz-Hume and Millbarge. The fit's gonna hit the shan!

rachel_nichols_is_hot

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Hit Bull Win Steak — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:07:49 EST

this would explain why Brown used to wear an aluminum foil hat during his press conferences...

Hit Bull Win Steak

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Crookednose — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:06:05 EST

Why lookie there, the two uncle fuckers who killed my pro hoops team

Crookednose

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

J-No — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:06:02 EST

@Weed Against Speed: I thought he might. I wanted to give him a special gift today in honor of his new book.

J-No

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Natzzzzzz — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:04:29 EST

Larry Brown: Did you see that? Fuck!
MSG Security Guy: What?
LB: Was that Will Leitch from Deadspin.com?
MSG Sec: Who? Where?
LB: Over th...shit, he disappeared. I'm telling you, he's following me. (grabs employee be the shirt) I must be going crazy, i'm seeing him everywhere...HE'S FUCKING FOLLOWING ME!!!
Curls up in the fetal position on the court

Natzzzzzz

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Balls State Explorer_explored — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:02:29 EST

@Civil_Negligence: "Wooder"

Balls State Explorer_explored

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:02:29 EST

@j-no: 19 year-old Will Leitch loves the reference.

Weed Against Speed

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

J-No — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:01:51 EST

your=you're

J-No

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:01:50 EST

This is why you never dispose of your urine, people.

Weed Against Speed

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

J-No — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:01:28 EST

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

J-No

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Sports Scribbler — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:01:14 EST

So that's why he had to go back to the MAYO clinic

Sports Scribbler

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:59:37 EST

@crazyjoedavola:

More dangerous - beating up reporters or spying on Larry Brown?

BigTenObsession

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:58:05 EST

Larry Brown was later seen attaching string to a newspaper-covered wall and leaving his infant son to drown in a bathtub.

racistmascot_inc

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:56:15 EST

@MerryLander: They are going to have to sift through the rubble after tWWL gets through with him. And doesn't Zeke hate Simmons more?

crazyjoedavola

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Natzzzzzz — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:55:55 EST

@Gourmet Spud: +1 for Aviator ref.

Natzzzzzz

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

martyfunkhauser — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:55:51 EST

"nobody talked to me" "security people and spies all around" This is sounding a little John Nash-y if you ask me.

martyfunkhauser

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

DumpsterDining — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:55:22 EST

(background music during the interview provided by The Kinks)

DumpsterDining

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Tebow2007 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:54:09 EST

i am job

Tebow2007

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Civil Negligence — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:53:53 EST

@Civil_Negligence: *water

Stupid Philadelphia accent.

Civil Negligence

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MerryLander — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:53:46 EST

I am waiting for MSG security to break into Will's apartment and smash his laptop in retaliation for all for the Isiah posts.

MerryLander

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Civil Negligence — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:53:05 EST

Did the spies place buckets of waters above doors, springs in file cabinets or bombs in closets at MSG? That would be cool.

Civil Negligence

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Senators Lost Cojones — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:52:44 EST

If he had just worn his tin foil hat, like the potted ferns told him too, he could have avoided this whole messy business.

Senators Lost Cojones

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

SourKrautSaul — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:52:37 EST

Maybe he's just upset because he found out that the spy for the Lakers is sleeping with their head coach.

SourKrautSaul

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

HugsFromHarold — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:52:31 EST

@Riddler: or just,
HUGH!

HugsFromHarold

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Signal to Noise — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:52:17 EST

Gee, it's like they wanted the possibility of another lawsuit!

Signal to Noise

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Triple B — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:52:05 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Agreed. These stupid sunts I work with ...

Triple B

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:51:51 EST

MSG security has a pretty full plate eh?

crazyjoedavola

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:51:38 EST

Brown continued, "they implanted a homing beacon in my brain, and Isiah would often second-guess my coaching decisions telepathically. How was I supposed to work under...way of the future...way of the future..."

Gourmet Spud

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Natzzzzzz — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:50:17 EST

"Imagine when you get to work, they don't talk to you,"

It's almost like the guy knows me.

Natzzzzzz

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:50:07 EST

"Imagine when you get to work, they don't talk to you," he said.

I don't know about anyone else, but I fucking wish that were the case at my job.

Weed Against Speed

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Old Ocho — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:49:21 EST

Then they tried to destroy me by filling the roster with rookies.

Old Ocho

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The Sports Hernia — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:49:03 EST

If Peter Vecsey didn't shave his beard, this never would have happened.

The Sports Hernia

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Summer-of-George — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:48:49 EST

$18.5 mil to leave work...America, fuck yeah.

Summer-of-George

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

The Teufel Shuffle — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:48:41 EST

For $20,000, I will spy on Larry Brown's bowels.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Christ Sabo — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:48:40 EST

This is the same Philadelphia Magazine that let Andy Reid check the 'exclusive' story they wrote about him and his sons' drug problems, right?

Christ Sabo

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Matt_T — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:48:19 EST

@matt_t: they*

Matt_T

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

MitchKayak — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:48:07 EST

So The Knicks are East Germany?

Makes sense.

MitchKayak

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Matt_T — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:47:18 EST

Waah no one talked to me waah the paid me not to work wahh

Matt_T

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MattinglysSideburns — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:47:18 EST

Paul Shaffer is suprisingly tastefully dressed here.

MattinglysSideburns

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Chicago Jones — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:47:18 EST

The Knicks are just paranoid that they'll face a discrimination lawsuit at some point, so they're documenting everything.

What? Ya don't say. And he's still coaching them?!!11!??11!

Chicago Jones

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Riddler — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:46:30 EST

Who ken = Who knew?

Ugh.

Riddler

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BradLee — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:46:19 EST

Isiah is telling Larry he's a dumb bitch and Larry is telling Isiah that he's the dumb bitch for giving him so much guaranteed money.

BradLee

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:45:56 EST

This is all fine and dandy, but why the picture of Andy Warhol next to Zeke?

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Riddler — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:45:36 EST

Rudy Guiliani and Martin Lawrence are pals? Who ken?

Riddler

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Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:45:02 EST

Confidential: Bill B. to Isiah T. -- You're doing it wrong.

Yinka Double Dare

Larry Brown Is Happy Not To Be In New York Anymore

7-8 Deville — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:44:51 EST

Me thinks it's about time Jimmy Nolan hires a new accountant.

7-8 Deville

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TheRunningboard7 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:44:51 EST

I am waiting for them to name their mascot GM, or A Pimp Named Slickback.

TheRunningboard7