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Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

lorne bialystok — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:30:28 EST

The Latino Dave Chapelle thing isn't working, is it?

lorne bialystok

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

Dew_Lite — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:39:49 EST

@Afino: I thought the same thing! I was like OMG King DeDeDe are they serious? And then I thought holy shit Mencia looks just like that weird penguin, duck, platypus thing.

Dew_Lite

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

Proverbial — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:18:29 EST

I'm usually not a big of this column, but this one was hilarious. They're officially out of Weintraub territory. -proverbial62854

Proverbial

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mrfabulous — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:53:05 EST

Carlos is holding a mirror up to society so we can see our collective prejudices reflected back at us. He just stole the mirror from Louis CK.

mrfabulous

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:31:24 EST

@Afino: I was hoping somebody else remembered the great villain of Kirby's Dreamland.

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:11:34 EST

@Ted Striker: No, but if you were to reproduce everything he said, in a funny voice, with the intent of . . . "satirizing" him, that would be hilarious. And give everyone else a chance to satirize. If you wore #88 for your rec league team, "Stormfront", that would be really funny too.

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

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LeagueofShadows — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:59:24 EST

This is the best one yet.

BEANERS! WETBACKS, GRINGOS! AREN'T I OFFENDING YOU, YET STILL BEING HILARIOUS???
/Carlo Mencia's entire act.

LeagueofShadows

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

How do you spell retard? — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:34:18 EST

@metalmaniac: "Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook(Except he's actually funny)"

"Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook (Except he's a fat douchebag rather than a pretty boy douchebag)"

Dane Cook, Carlos Menica... why did it have to be you Heath Ledger.

How do you spell retard?

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

metalmaniac — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:08:19 EST

"Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook(Except he's actually funny)"

Fixed it for ya.

metalmaniac

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:18:01 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: Why, sure. All racial epithets are perfectly acceptable as long as you're simply using them to provide a humorous social commentary in some form or fashion or if you're just plain ol' kidding. You just can't use the n-word. That's right out. It's racist and it's wrong. Unless you're black, of course. Then you can feel free to sling that word around like an n-word's 15-inch dick.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Clare — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:15:56 EST

@Texas Gal: Oh my God.

Clare

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Clare — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:15:46 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I MUST! PURCHASE THE FLOWERS! WITH WHICH! I WILL BED! GISELE BUNDCHEN!

Clare

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Texy — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:11:13 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: There can never be too much PECOTA.

Texy

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Chad Sexington — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:10:04 EST

@Chad Sexington:
I meant "Ned Menstealia" as Joe Rogan put it...

Chad Sexington

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The Gentleman Masher — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:08:52 EST

White people chat like this, while black people chat like this...

[/def comedy jam]

The Gentleman Masher

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Chad Sexington — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:08:28 EST

Nice implementation of the "hits self with microphone bit"... another bit MenSteala "borrowed"

Chad Sexington

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Tuffy — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:03:19 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: If you do it while hitting him, it's physical humor, not a racist. If you hit him with a taco, you're a prop comic, not a racist. If you do it in panels using funny voices at Deadspin, you're making a comment upon social mores, not a racist.

/i kid from love, guys de football

Tuffy

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:59:28 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence:

So, as long as I say something like, "Why don't you go drink some tequila and eat some tacos you dirty beaner!" while I hit him, it's a joke and therefore not a racially motivated act? Sounds good to me.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Tuffy — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:56:22 EST

@44 in a Row: Your desk lamp stole its radiance from Thomas Edison who stole it from Nikola Tesla who stole it from Zeus.

Ripoff.

Tuffy

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Ted Striker — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:56:06 EST

Man, all these years my grandad in Mississippi was a comedian, not a racist? If that's true then he was the funniest man below the Mason-Dixon line.

Ted Striker

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

shea_guevara — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:53:32 EST

Carlos better hope Louis CK does a Bud Lite commercial soon. Otherwise, he's all out of ideas.

shea_guevara

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lisa — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:52:22 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:
As the lead in for Murder She Wrote?

lisa

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Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:49:58 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Well, somebody's got to be the straight man.

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

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The Sports Hernia — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:49:08 EST

The guy in the yellow was a fucking hero in this one.

The Sports Hernia

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:48:13 EST

I was hoping Brady would become some kind of Pecota like figure

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Afino — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:48:03 EST

Is it wrong that I know the KingDeDeDe reference?

Or is that showing the era I grew up in?

Afino

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:45:21 EST

Finally, something funny from these Football Guys.

The Fan’s Attic

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:44:57 EST

@44 in a Row: Only if your desk lamp can either dance or wears a stocking.

Eli's as hardcore as Emmanuelle as shown on CBS at 8 PM on a Sunday night.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:43:52 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: that's generally my opinion, but for some reason there are many, many people who like him in this country.

I can't say for sure whether they're all completely stupid. You can have blinders on in the area of humor and be otherwise intelligent, I think.

Signal to Noise

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:43:28 EST

You know what's funnier than this? Smokey Tornado.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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DennyCrane — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:42:31 EST

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Damn, Eli's hardcore.

DennyCrane

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44 in a Row — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:42:10 EST

Mencia is only funny if you're exhausted, drinking vodka, and smoking a doob. All at once.

So Carlos Mencia is approximately as entertaining as my desk lamp.

44 in a Row

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:38:30 EST

@Signal to Noise: Mencia is only funny if you're exhausted, drinking vodka, and smoking a doob. All at once.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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roland_t_flakfizer — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:38:10 EST

@Rob Iracane: Funny yes, funnier than Kelly Dwyer's shocking dialog... no.

roland_t_flakfizer

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CheapCynicism — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:37:56 EST

I liked it up until it had Tom Brady as the voice of unprejudiced reason. That is the most offensive joke of all.

CheapCynicism

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:36:44 EST

@MitchKayak: Eli does strike me as the kind of guy who'd find Carlos Mencia funny and insightful.

So no, not necessarily racist, but occasionally stupid.

Signal to Noise

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Spectacular Sam — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:35:00 EST

Awesomeness.

Spectacular Sam

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

TomahawkFlop — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:33:43 EST

Fukodome says, "Can I get a Buh Right?"

TomahawkFlop

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

Doctor Lingerie — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:33:24 EST

Goodnight, sweet chink Prince.

Doctor Lingerie

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:33:17 EST

@Rob Iracane:

/+1
//shits pants

Jefferson Short Bus

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:32:22 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: That would be a hate crime. Unless you say "FUCK YOU FUCKING BEANER FUCK!!!!!" while you're punching him, because then it's apparently okay.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Rob Iracane — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:31:38 EST

I don't want to live in a world where other humans don't find this funny.

/sleeping pills

Rob Iracane

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EggandCheeseonaRoll — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:31:22 EST

Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia. yuck.

EggandCheeseonaRoll

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

Dan Serafini — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:31:16 EST

What an apt comparison: Dane Cook vs. Carlos Mencia

Dan Serafini

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MitchKayak — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:31:14 EST

So, wait, Eli is racist?

MitchKayak

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:29:06 EST

I want to punch Carlos Mencia in the mouth.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:28:50 EST

2 Mencia posts 1 cup

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Windier E. Megatons — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:28:34 EST

Every Tuesday until the end of the NFL season? (a) No; (b) It's Wednesday.

Windier E. Megatons

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Stay Away From Oprah — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:27:23 EST

If you're in Belgium, you have to use your words like a big boy clone to get a Bud Light. --thegooddrevil

Stay Away From Oprah

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VTBen — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:26:14 EST

Great "24" reference in there.

Fuck I can't stand Mencia... for once maybe the game will be more entertaining than the commercials this year.
/shits pants

VTBen

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Tebow2007 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:26:09 EST

Carlos Mecia stole my hubcaps

/old Chi Chi Rodriguez joke

Tebow2007

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Matt_T — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:25:51 EST

and since you're joking you can say whatever you want

That was so meta my head hurt. Where is LEW?

Matt_T

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Captain Caveman — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:25:34 EST

That was goddam brilliant.

Captain Caveman

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Cloverfield of Dreams — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:24:52 EST

What a coincidence, Bill Cosby likes Bud Light, too.

[www.youtube.com]

Cloverfield of Dreams

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UpstateUnderdog — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:23:50 EST

If you're in Italy you say, "bippity boppity boppa, bud light."

UpstateUnderdog

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:59 EST

I'm afraid to reproduce the lines that made me laugh out loud.

Gourmet Spud

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Chloroform Monster — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:56 EST

Nothing will ever be as bad as House risking a patient's life during Red Sox/Yankees. It was so prevalent it made the freaking Championship DVD.

Chloroform Monster

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:27 EST

@ClueHeywood: Mind your own damn business Mrs. Rodriguez

Chuck Knoblockhead

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:27 EST

@PoppaPerk: Well said. +1.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Crookednose — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:24 EST

that was ph-phunny

Crookednose

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

Carlton_Whitfield — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:19 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Don't jinx us!

Carlton_Whitfield

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DennyCrane — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:16 EST

Football Guys > Deadspin Commentariat

DennyCrane

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Yellow Tail Swine — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:15 EST

no wah wah indians?

Yellow Tail Swine

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:22:03 EST

That last line of King DeDeDe's sounded like a threat to me. Deadspin LLP, can I get an opinion?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:21:37 EST

I thought this idea was killed of on these here tubes a couple months back? What's next, another Weintraub post?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

PoppaPerk — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:21:20 EST

if this replaces ssw, we'll all be better off

PoppaPerk

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LingeringBursitis — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:21:16 EST

Um,

LingeringBursitis

Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

ArkansasFred — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:19:47 EST

The Dugout finally got it! Put someone even less funny in the chats so it doesn't look so shitty by comparison!

ArkansasFred

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ClueHeywood — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:19:44 EST

"Hey, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes."

ClueHeywood

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bizzo5000 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:19:31 EST

Fuck, it's Tuesday again?

bizzo5000

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:18:19 EST

You had me at "ToddFlanders".

She Blinded Me With Violence