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Ideas For A More Enjoyable Super Bowl Week

Rick Chandler — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:41:57 EST

@The Boy Wonder: The Universe makes more sense now.

Rick Chandler

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:57:39 EST

@Chones_Chonies: They really need to have Brady roll into media day on a Rascal.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:55:14 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Aye. They all whore themselves out to the same johns.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:46:31 EST

@Chief Wahoo: A pox on both their houses, says I.

Chamomiles Davis

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:40:27 EST

My favorite part is going to be when the injury report comes out and Brady is listed as "Probable: Shoulder"

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Chones_Chonies — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:12:11 EST

Media: Is something wrong with your other leg?
Brady: Oh, no, that's just the old handicap acting up.
Media: But your cast's on the wrong side.
Brady: That's just because we're standing on opposite sides. See, last time, I was over there and you were over here, so the image was reversed, like in the mirror.

(They walk over to a mirrored wall.)

Brady: See? This looks right to you, doesn't it?
Media: Uh, yeah, I guess.
Brady (passes the cast from right leg to left and back a few times): But, see here.
Right. Wrong. Right. Wrong. Right. Right. Wrong.

Chones_Chonies

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:49:47 EST

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Actually I think the Left has CNN, as well as the NY Times and Rick Chandler.

/I keed

Chief Wahoo

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:23:38 EST

@Yellow Tail Swine: Just make sure you call an Olsen twin before you get started.

crazyjoedavola

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:20:10 EST

@MeSoHornsby: Well, if the Right gets Fox news, CNN and it's subsidiaries, etc., then why not have something that leans towards the Left?

Every network is owned by a larger corporation with diverse business interests, and Murdoch owns Fox and now the Wall Street journal. I don't think the conservative message is ever in danger of being drowned out.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:15:17 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: I like that the whole tone of that column is "if you must vote for a Republican, we guess you should vote for McCain."

MeSoHornsby

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rachel_nichols_is_hot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:15:05 EST

Or, Brady could challenge both Manning brothers in the commercial where they lick creamy white stuff off a circular dark cookie as fast as they can! It's totally not gay!

/NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat...08

rachel_nichols_is_hot

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HugsFromHarold — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:13:10 EST

The Ulmitate Warrior's Heath Leger Memorial Film Festival.

HugsFromHarold

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:12:44 EST

ANTQBGF: America's Next Top Quarterback Girlfriend. A combination of The Bachelor (here's looking at you, Tony Romo!) and America's Next Top Model.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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I Heart Poop — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:12:36 EST

boston decides to invade new york but is defeated when bostonians realize many new yorkers are not white. great white wall of boston is then built by emporer curt schilling. celtics go on 40 game losing streak. big papi officially diagnosed with rare skin condition that turns white skin dark for no reason.

I Heart Poop

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:10:10 EST

@MeSoHornsby: "The real Mr. Giuliani, whom many New Yorkers came to know and mistrust, is a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man who saw no need to limit police power. Racial polarization was as much a legacy of his tenure as the rebirth of Times Square."

Ouch. So much for, "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

Chamomiles Davis

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:10:04 EST

"Gratuitous 'This is Just A Game' Bingo" where audience members have cards filled with various tragic stories to which the announcers will pay various amounts of lip service throughout the broadcast; Sean Taylor's murder, Heath Ledger's death, the war in Iraq, etc.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:07:35 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Right, but did you read their comments about Rudy? It's clearly not good media coverage.

MeSoHornsby

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Yellow Tail Swine — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:07:10 EST

You want to liven up super bowl week?

You get Dana Jacobsen, a bottle of Belvedere, Tom Brady and his illegitimate baby to have an orgy with Heath Ledger's dead body and air it live on the Home and Garden Network. Their ratings will shoot through the roof.

Yellow Tail Swine

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:07:09 EST

@crazyjoedavola: Wow, Carol Channing has really let herself go.

Chamomiles Davis

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:06:57 EST

Eugene Robinson's "How To Pick Up Hookers" seminar.

Step 1. This is the most important: Make sure she's not a cop.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:06:39 EST

@MeSoHornsby: It looks like they're endorsing McCain.

Chamomiles Davis

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Free Matt Roloff — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:04:34 EST

Barret Robbins "tales from Tijuana" celebrity lecture

Free Matt Roloff

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:04:09 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Umm you're a little late on that...

[gto7.files.wordpress.com]

crazyjoedavola

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MitchKayak — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:03:23 EST

Randy Moss can have a Slap a Bitch booth.

MitchKayak

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:03:14 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Does today's NY Times endorsement column count?

MeSoHornsby

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:02:27 EST

Giuliani himself might consider wearing a cast, or a dress, or anything that could garner him some decent media coverage.

/INVISIBLE CANDIDATE

Chamomiles Davis

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:00:48 EST

@Sh!tShow: We asked 100 blog commenters: what's the most important kind of strength to have?

Jefferson Short Bus

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:00:03 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: 2 of each.

sir_pantsalot

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:58:26 EST

@sir_pantsalot: Brazillians. More his style.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:58:13 EST

@Gourmet Spud: "Name something you shouldn't do at an office party."

Jacobsen: BUZZZZZZZZ!

Sh!tShow

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White Speed Receiver — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:57:59 EST

@Weed Against Speed: I prefer reading God Save the Fan while listening to Chuck Mangione. It reads so good.

White Speed Receiver

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:57:54 EST

The "How To Be a Boston Sports Fan" booth.

Actually, it's just a lobotomy and a six-pack of Sam Adams.

racistmascot_inc

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:57:41 EST

A return trip to Scottsdale with Chris Berman

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:57:18 EST

@Brazil Thrill: "Make Belichick Laugh" would be even betterer.

Brazil Thrill

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:57:15 EST

@The Boy Wonder: I thought that looked awfully familiar.

Chief Wahoo

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:56:21 EST

• "Has Tom Brady slept with her?", where contestants will attend a fashion show in Arizona and must guess which supermodel has taken Dreamboat for a spin.
• "Make Belichick Laug" contest. Winner* gets paid 2 million dollars.

*Married soccer moms not eligible to participate.

Brazil Thrill

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Crookednose — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:56:07 EST

tape-measure home run? maybe in Williamsport.

Crookednose

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:56:07 EST

"Where's my goddamn money, you nimcompoop?"

/Bridget Moynihan to Tom Brady

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Tebow2007 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:56:05 EST

@POPULARCOPY: AJ Daulerio Mustache RIDES

/fixed

Tebow2007

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responsibillies — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:55:56 EST

@Blackaces: We all shop smart. S-mart.

responsibillies

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martyfunkhauser — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:55:36 EST

@MeSoHornsby:

Monkey puts on Pats' offensive coordinator headphones. Bets on if anyone notices a difference.

martyfunkhauser

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thesepretzels — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:55:35 EST

Les Nessman approves.

thesepretzels

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:55:12 EST

"Bye Week" Replaced by "Murder Mystery Weekend," where Everybody's a suspect... even YOU!

Sh!tShow

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Matt_T — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:55:11 EST

Not having a bye week after the conference title games.

Matt_T

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:54:58 EST

"Wayne Chrebet suits up in Welker's uniform and we'll take bets on how long it takes Brady to notice."

Probably the minute Chrebet takes any kind of physical contact from the defense and collapses into a pile of dust.

Matt Sussman

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:54:47 EST

I would have to get a cod piece made from that white cast material and tell the press that it is from overexertion and just need some time to rest. Then hold a press conference and introduce the teens from Sweden who are going to give me daily massages until it heals.

sir_pantsalot

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:54:29 EST

Weintraub snarky-journalism workshop.

Civil Negligence

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:54:28 EST

A leisurely reading of God Save the Fan by the fireplace while listening to Gordon Lightfoot or Dan Fogelberg.

[www.stopmikelupica.com]

/Will Leitch for President

Weed Against Speed

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White Speed Receiver — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:54:28 EST

You don't need to suck up, Leitch. I already bought the book.

As for Super Bowl festivities: Watch as we release Bill Belichick into this community of early retiree housewives...

White Speed Receiver

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:54:09 EST

@Sh!tShow:

Jay Peterman: Name a popular American cheese-based snack.

SAS: I'M GOING TO GO ON MY OWN ON THIS ONE GUYS!

Gourmet Spud

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:54:02 EST

Lute Olson Dance Party.

I'm sure Belichick will attend.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Paper Cut — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:53:49 EST

Are the Simmons jokes here too easy?

Paper Cut

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:53:26 EST

@MeSoHornsby:

"We've secretly replaced Matt Cassel with a mountain tapir. Let's see how long it takes his teammates to notice."

racistmascot_inc

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ClueHeywood — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:53:21 EST

Dan Koppen hunts and kills Grendel.

ClueHeywood

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:52:49 EST

"Bill, where's Brady?"

"He's right in front of you."

"That's just a big Ziploc bag filled with ground beef and gravy."

"He's a trooper. He'll tough it out."

Phony Gwynn

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:52:11 EST

Bloggers vs Mainstream Media.... on the FAMILY FEUD!!!!

Sh!tShow

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:52:03 EST

A Kill Bill 2 reference. Way to go Kiddo

crazyjoedavola

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:51:53 EST

Bring the DSRL more exposure by holding the pre-game contest between Peyton and Eli before the national anthem.

Signal to Noise

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MeSoHornsby — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:51:08 EST

Wayne Chrebet suits up in Welker's uniform and we'll take bets on how long it takes Brady to notice.

MeSoHornsby

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:51:04 EST

@BubbaCJ24:

Nicole Ritchie's dietician also requested a recount.

racistmascot_inc

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:50:51 EST

Cobras. And plenty of 'em.

Gourmet Spud

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tater — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:50:28 EST

Eli, high life, and young co-eds.

tater

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David Hume — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:50:18 EST

Giuliani for president? Hahahahahahahahaha.

That is funny.

David Hume

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The Boy Wonder — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:49:57 EST

Sorry to burst your bubble Rick, but a Deadspin commenter had this idea for Eli a couple of days ago. [deadspin.com]

Deadspin wins again.

The Boy Wonder

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Kid Canada — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:49:50 EST

Matt Light moves in with Strahan's ex.

Kid Canada

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:49:44 EST

Hookers and blow.

Weed Against Speed

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:49:33 EST

4 out of 5 dentists prefer Deadspin commenters.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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BubbaCJ24 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:49:32 EST

@racistmascot_inc: "Tracy Morgan when he was on SNL" is offended that you left him out.

BubbaCJ24

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UTFLW — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:49:15 EST

The AJ Daulerio Moustache Booth

UTFLW

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Silky John-STON! — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:48:39 EST

Alternative to fake Brady injuries story: I get to hit him with my car as he is crossing Hudson St..

Silky John-STON!

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:48:30 EST

Someone steals all of Robert Kraft's pink ties.

Carlton_Whitfield

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Cloverfield of Dreams — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:48:06 EST

Finding an outfit to match the color of Tom Coughlin's face.

Cloverfield of Dreams

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blackaces — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:47:43 EST

So we're all a bunch of primitive screwheads, eh? That's what I figured.

blackaces

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G Voll the Mole — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:46:54 EST

The SAS Political Punditry Booth, sponsored by Curt Schilling.

G Voll the Mole

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Babcocksure — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:46:53 EST

this post is dangerously close to BDD's Jambaroo injury report so in that vain...

Mike Vrabel (knuckle dragging)
Tom Brady (split ends)

Babcocksure

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:46:20 EST

Up With People

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Slothrop — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:46:04 EST

I, for one, am not going any where near Osi's booth.

Slothrop

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:46:01 EST

Matt Cassel faces off against the Deal or No Deal briefcase girls for the coveted title of "easiest job ever."

racistmascot_inc

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sassydeerrun — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:45:56 EST

Get Peyton to give a priceless pep talk to the Giants.

sassydeerrun

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tater — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:45:48 EST

Looking at this reminds me of this get line
"Now let me start by saying...Good for you son!
It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger. Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right. But the fact of the matter is:
Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America
has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!"

tater

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Yostal — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:45:30 EST

• Al Davis demonstrates the firepower of this fully armed an operational battle station.
Hmm, now that you mention it, Al Davis did look like Grand Moff Tarkin, and today looks like what the Emperor would have if he had a penchant for pairing shiny track suits with Force Lightning.

Yostal

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MDT — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:45:22 EST

- Dana Jacobsen bar review

MDT

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:45:20 EST

Pre-game squash match between Eli and Brady.

Signal to Noise

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:44:33 EST

Eli Manning is found dead, naked and surrounded by sleeping pills.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:43:52 EST

• A game

Matt Sussman