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Fawn Liebowitz — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:15:25 EST

Will's dad--not bad at all

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Red Line — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:06:12 EST

I bet Shanoff brought the fun.

Red Line

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Dan Serafini — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:14:31 EST

Will's dad must be Matoon's Hippest Man.

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:26:48 EST

Now, with more space:

HERE I AM.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Windier E. Megatons — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:43:15 EST

Will looks more like his dad than I think any other human in the history of creation has ever looked like their dad. And yet he still looks more like the love child of James Spader and Dave Foley than he does like his dad.

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Rip2632 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:14:09 EST

Aren't those just stills from the party scene in Cloverfield?

Rip2632

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LingeringBursitis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:08:26 EST

Yeah, pictures of me in the blurry background! I've made it!

Seriously though, thanks for the excellent time. I don't remember what time I went home.

LingeringBursitis

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Scout — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:37:26 EST

@koivutoakill:

Concrete Brad, Tatumfor3, I'd like you to welcome koivutoakill.
Show him around. Make him feel comfy.

Scout

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:31:15 EST

@koivutoakill:

You do know that's Will's girlfriend?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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koivutoakill — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:25:32 EST

So, did the cameraman score with Alexa? Inquiring minds..

koivutoakill

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spinachdip — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:12:26 EST

Is there any event in NYC that the Assimilated Negro doesn't show up at?

spinachdip

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Nacho Friendly — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:11:09 EST

I'd advise not wearing a suit to the LA post-party.

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twoeightnine — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:59:24 EST

Needs more tits.

Exactly.

twoeightnine

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J. Henry Waugh — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:21 EST

I hope there was Natty Bo stocked for Mr. Leitch.

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StreakinTheQuad — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:52:04 EST

Will and his friends sure do hang out in a lot of dungeons... would it kill you Northern folk to get out, get some fresh air, and enjoy the benefits of natural light. Its like a Dracula convention in there.

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:48:32 EST

@13colonies: The guy that looks like Sugar Ray Leonard?

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Glenn Beck's Taint — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:44:16 EST

i see all your black friends were there.

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BaBaBooey — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:43:54 EST

Will has aged no less than 10 years in the last 2. It was either this site or the book....I'm betting on the 24 hour espn watching day.

BaBaBooey

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supermike4ever — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:38:13 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: just awesome

looks like a fun time - great pics!!

(except for that "ufford" geek.)

supermike4ever

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:37:22 EST

I wanted to go, but the cold I picked up after having too much fun at the Newark PP last weekend kept me at home. Looks like it was a great party.

/insert funny here

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Locker Room Guise — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:37:10 EST

Those art critics sure know how to party!

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Clare — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:34:21 EST

Didn't anybody make it rain?

Clare

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Scout — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:34:06 EST

I really, really need to buy the DVDs for NewsRadio. I miss that show.

Scout

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:30:54 EST

@Signal to Noise: but that would be more in-line with expectations. What if there was a picture of MJD swigging milk out of the jug? Now that would be unexpected.

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swing4 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:30:22 EST

Needs more tits.

/channeling 289

swing4

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J. Henry Waugh — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:26:39 EST

Balk in the house. Wow.

J. Henry Waugh

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chilltown — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:22:10 EST

@sir_pantsalot: 12 feet long, two lanes wide, 55 tons of American Pride, Canyonero-oooooooo, Canyonero.

chilltown

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:22:05 EST

@chilltown: Is that a book release party, or a prison release party?

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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chilltown — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:21:27 EST

Can't wait for Ufford's release party.

chilltown

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:20:17 EST

@Crookednose:
Any Bachelor Party reference gets a +1

stealofthedraft

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:19:35 EST

@Carlton_Whitfield: It could only be a Canyonero. That is the only vehicle able to take down 4 hourses.

sir_pantsalot

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Kid Canada — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:19:19 EST

Bill Conlin can't believe they allowed so many pamphleteers to congregate.

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J. Walter Weatherman — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:17:29 EST

The only thing crazier than Book release parties are Middle School dance parties.

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:16:09 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: When was 16, I hit a horse doing about 55 mph in rural Ohio and it absolutely obliterated my car. I was 16 at the time and the state trooper that stopped had said "Damn shame horse had to go 'at way." I was trying not to laugh like you were trying not to laugh reading this story.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Scout — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:13:55 EST

I guess God took a rain check.

Scout

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Crookednose — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:13:45 EST

Hookers to the left, drugs to the right

Crookednose

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Bluenatic — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:13:03 EST

I guess it takes photos like these to convince me that I am, in fact, kidding myself with this beard and moustache. Looks like I'll be ridding myself of both after the Super Bowl. -- GlassesGuy

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Scoops — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:12:44 EST

Howdy indeed...

[flickr.com]

Scoops

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SA — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:12:32 EST

@sir_pantsalot: See, my mind automatically went there. And I'm not sure how I feel about that.

@The Fan's Attic: @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Melvin Costa approves.

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:12:31 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Damn, that was good. +1, sir.

Carlton_Whitfield

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Triple B — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:11:29 EST

Just looked at the pics: this party was a whole new shade of white

Triple B

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Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:09:28 EST

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:09:09 EST

Who is the brunette with the dimple? Her I like...

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goathair — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:08:54 EST

Brother Lawrence, represent!

goathair

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:08:27 EST

@Carlton_Whitfield: It's a superfecta!

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:07:41 EST

I assume my invitation got lost.

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Salisburys less angry and possibly fake yet still amazing photography skills — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:07:01 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Andrew Jackson is still alive?

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:07:00 EST

@j-no: 100% Rayon...

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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Scout — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:06:41 EST

I thought Balk would melt if a photo was taken of him...

Scout

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:06:41 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: They really need to stop Groucho Marx from parking cars on the track

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:06:23 EST

Are we sure this wasn't 30 years ago and not last night?

Unbuttoned Shirts showing Chest hair -- [flickr.com]

Disco ball -- [flickr.com]

Drugs -- [flickr.com]

Also, this party was so white it could have been in Oregon.

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:06:16 EST

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Good god, how does one car kill four horses?

Carlton_Whitfield

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:06:12 EST

Picture:

Authors Will Leitch and Salman Rushdie yuk it up.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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cowbell204 — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:05:31 EST

@katni: Hirschey's the blackest guy there

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Dieter — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:05:13 EST

Alexa likes the camera; the camera likes Alexa.

Dieter

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Triple B — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:05:09 EST

Did everyone at the party blog about their drunken one-night stands?

Triple B

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:05:00 EST

I swear I saw Dana Jacobson swigging a bottle of vodka in the background of one shot.

Obligatory:

Glad to see Martin Lawrence made it.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Katni — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:04:43 EST

Does this mean we ALL have to dress up if we attend one of the tour stops? Because I only have two looks: 'wedding', and 'funeral'. Please let us know which would be considered most appropriate.

Katni

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DennyCrane — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:04:40 EST

/threadjack
Al Davis is at it again, attempting to retake the mantle of "sports' shittiest owner" from Jim Dolan.
/end tj

DennyCrane

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FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:04:29 EST

Threadjack

[msn.foxsports.com]

/Threadjack

Must. Not. Laugh.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:02:54 EST

@SA: Forganess Preas! For once in my life I wasn't think like that. I must be getting old.

Sex or sandwhich? Depends on what kind of sandwhich.

sir_pantsalot

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Libertariot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:02:38 EST

Me: "Do you want to go to some guy's book release tour that I have never met before in my life on Valentine's Day, honey?"

Her: -1 Sexual Intercourse

Libertariot

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Katni — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:02:14 EST

@ArkansasFred: +1. I always feel like I'm playing some sort of word search game when I read Will's captions.

Katni

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David Hume — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:01:39 EST

Ok, awkwardly squint for the camera in 3..2..1

David Hume

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:01:04 EST

@Moonshine Mike: do mean failing to follow through with the "reach around"?

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SA — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:00:29 EST

@sir_pantsalot: "Bangs and Stache" might make a good porn movie title.

Fixed

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:00:03 EST

/shits pants
/dick joke

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Katni — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:59:28 EST

That's a whole lotta white.

Katni

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Moonshine Mike — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:59:16 EST

I only see 2-3 photos of Ufford with women. Was he having a slow night?

Moonshine Mike

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theothermatt — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:58:50 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: but, but, but...that's how I knot my ties...

theothermatt

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:58:09 EST

I hate my space bar too.

ArkansasFred

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:57:52 EST

Hirshey is about 30 years older than I thought.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:57:38 EST

Fearless Leader in a Tie?

Grab the kids Madge, Ima heading for the celler. The ends a comin.

(seriously though, someone buy him a clip-on)

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:57:03 EST

Dammit, I knew I should've gone. Everyone looks like me!

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:57:02 EST

Saddam is an Arsenal fan?

Carlton_Whitfield

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J-No — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:56:43 EST

Is that a clip on? Nice.

J-No

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:56:27 EST

"Bangs and Stache" might make a good action movie title. A horrible movie but nice title.

sir_pantsalot

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Moonshine Mike — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:56:20 EST

@The Fan's Attic: Yea, but until we see him headbutt Will for failing to follow through, then you know he's not that serious...

Moonshine Mike

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:56:10 EST

After the Jacobson pictures earlier, I feel kind of cheated that there were no photos of, say, Daulerio swigging from a bottle of whiskey stolen from the bar or something.

Signal to Noise

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Triple B — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:55:18 EST

And can someone teach Will how to properly knot a tie?

Triple B

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Kung Fu Cantona — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:54:58 EST

Bell's palsy?

Kung Fu Cantona

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:54:18 EST

Surrrrrrrre... that's why the site was terrible.

Chamomiles Davis

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White Speed Receiver — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:53:44 EST

I can't believe Arsene Wenger's brother showed up for Will's book release.

White Speed Receiver

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Triple B — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:53:03 EST

Dude, dude

Triple B

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:52:54 EST

hey, two fellers i have actually met in person. although, the one on the right is a total Arsenal wanker.

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:52:29 EST

Did Al Franken grow the mustache for his Senate race?

stealofthedraft