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Fawn Liebowitz — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:39:34 EST

What did I miss? Where's the Daulerio interview?

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:28:10 EST

Yay, I kind of in a way have a featured comment on Deadspin now!

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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That-Dude — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:10:16 EST

*looks around & quietly leaves room*

/ Appreciator of Stephen A., although the yelling does get old.

That-Dude

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:01:05 EST

@Hextall454: +1 more. That was fantastic

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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blastitbiggs — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:35:15 EST

The font in the pic just doesn't "scream" enough.

IMAGINE POSSIBILITIES. REALIZE SUCCESS

blastitbiggs

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Hextall454 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:28:58 EST

@EditoroftheDailyFaberian: Then my work here is done.

Hextall454

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:26:30 EST

@MattinglysSideburns:
Its med school is the Discovery Institute of cancer research.

stealofthedraft

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hector villanueva's posse — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:25:43 EST

How did anyone miss this on his opening post?

"My name is Stephen Anthony Smith. I was born in the Bronx, NY and raised in the streets of Hollis, Queens. I'm a member of the hip-hop generation, who loved RUN-DMC and LL Cool J, but still managed to sneak in a little Phil Collins, Hall & Oates and Rod Stewart into my head phones or stereo whenever my boys weren't paying attention."

No offense intended, but this explains a lot about Them Penis Hats (+1)...is he maybe overcompensating just a bit?

hector villanueva's posse

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blastitbiggs — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:23:14 EST

How you get so loud eating snacks of this kind?

/Yoda

blastitbiggs

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:17:10 EST

@Hextall454: +1

I will never see Stephen A's name without thinking of the anagram again.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:13:05 EST

KNEEL BEFORE STEPHEN A SMITH!!!!

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:12:13 EST

Cheez Doodle stock > Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Stock

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:10:03 EST

@OchentaYcinco:

By comparison, 90% of Kotaku understood that reference.

0% of Jezebel did, but they got angry anyway.

racistmascot_inc

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MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:08:50 EST

So the cigarette company opened a university?

MattinglysSideburns

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:08:24 EST

@racistmascot_inc: It's nice to see you back around more. I haven't had the occasion to Google many other people's references lately. You, sir, are a bastion of obscurity.

OchentaYcinco

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Tebow2007 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:07:09 EST

Chester Cheetah has been replaced by SAS - CHEEZY U R

Tebow2007

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Babcocksure — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:05:42 EST

@VTBen: for some reason I feel "noted" should be in quotes. Along with "commentator" and "columnist"

Babcocksure

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Jerkwheat vs Gawker IT — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:05:36 EST

I REALIZE YOU ARE ALL AMAZED THAT I WENT TO COLLEGE

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:04:57 EST

Is nibbles protesting our responses?

Chloroform Monster

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:03:23 EST

@racistmascot_inc: We have new information on the Kennedy assasination, including a possible third shooter.

BANG. BANG. Here comes the third shot. BANG! ... YEEEES!

Chloroform Monster

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:01:56 EST

@racistmascot_inc:

O/U on people who will catch that reference: 0.

racistmascot_inc

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VTBen — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:01:14 EST

Also Clarence Big House Gaines coached at Winston Salem State for almost 50 years. According to Wikipedia, "Among his former players is ... noted commentator and columnist Stephen A. Smith.

VTBen

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00:54 EST

@OchentaYcinco: The last time I accidentally saw SAS and Skip Bayless on TV, I blacked out. I woke up 3 days later in a town in Maryland I had never been to, but God Dammit I could breathe again.

Chloroform Monster

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HugsFromHarold — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00:42 EST

@racistmascot_inc: "EVERYTHING YOU LEARN IS IMPORTANT!!!"

HugsFromHarold

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00:40 EST

@Stay Away From Oprah:

You are correct, sir!

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katolesce — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00:02 EST

@stealofthedraft:

He'd need a condom for the responsibilityuns, or be in a monogamous relationship with the bag.

katolesce

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00:02 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Rampage?

Stay Away From Oprah

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:59:47 EST

@OchentaYcinco:

The worst is yet to come. A disgruntled former ESPN employee built a machine to gather the cells of Woody Paige, SAS, Jim Rome, Bill Simmons and Skip Bayliss to combine them into one super pundit, an unstoppable force of loud, obnoxious ignorance.

Scott Van Pelt humbly requests a day in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to prepare for battle.

racistmascot_inc

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VTBen — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:59:22 EST

@stealofthedraft: Was Louis Farrakhan not available for the brochure?

Or Yancey Thigpen?

VTBen

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:58:19 EST

@racistmascot_inc: If you were going for the Bury the Living angle, I'm right there with you in the groupie van. Incidentally, do you have any more pot?

Chloroform Monster

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:57:18 EST

@katolesce:
Funyuns>Responsibilityuns

stealofthedraft

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Cloverfield of Dreams — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:57:06 EST

@stealofthedraft: It was a toss-up between SAS and Yancey Thigpen.

Cloverfield of Dreams

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:57:00 EST

@racistmascot_inc: ESPN: We report, you decide. THEN STEPHEN TELLS YOU THAT YOU ARE WRONG, AND QUITE FRANKLY, IT'S POSITIVELY STUPID THAT YOU EVEN SUGGESTED IT

OchentaYcinco

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:56:57 EST

@Weed Against Speed: +1 CHEESE DOODLE

Brazil Thrill

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Kid Canada — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:56:49 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: It's as much of a state as San Diego, San Jose, Portland, Wayne and Grambling.

Kid Canada

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:56:44 EST

@racistmascot_inc:

I really hope someone gets this reference by the way.

racistmascot_inc

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katolesce — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:55:57 EST

I'm so sick of the cheesy doodle jokes. Why can't Skip Bayless get caught with his dick in a bag of Funyuns?

katolesce

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:55:21 EST

He was Magnum Cum Loud of his class at graduation.

Weed Against Speed

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:54:25 EST

@Miguel Cowbrera:

"All the news that's fit to scream."

racistmascot_inc

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:53:51 EST

@Chloroform Monster:

Only if the Lollipop Guild can watch.

racistmascot_inc

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Illegal Immigrant — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:52:52 EST

You'd think a major city newspaper would want to hire this man. He just SCREAMS JOURNALISM

Illegal Immigrant

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Babcocksure — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:52:52 EST

Commercial tagline:

"When SAS talks, people cringe"

Babcocksure

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:52:48 EST

@stealofthedraft:

Earl the Pearl Monroe.

UkraineNotWeak

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:52:13 EST

Winston Salem State: No, really, SAS is our most distinguished graduate.

stealofthedraft

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:52:03 EST

@racistmascot_inc: *excitedly feels around in coat pocket, comes out with orange fingers, and smiles pointedly at life lesson learned*

YO SCARECROW, Wanna double team the white bitch?

Chloroform Monster

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:51:52 EST

Dipsy Doodles > Cheez Doodles

Jefferson Short Bus

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:51:15 EST

@StevieY19:

Winston Salem class of 1990. Not pictured: Ralph, Lizzie and George.

racistmascot_inc

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Tickenest — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:50:50 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Ouch.

Tickenest

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:50:07 EST

Oh it's real, and it's craptacular!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:49:56 EST

@Chloroform Monster:

And Stephen A Smith, you came to ask me for Cheez Doodles, but the truth is, you had a half-eaten bag in your coat pocket all along.

racistmascot_inc

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:49:43 EST

I wait with baited breath for the day that Stephen A. finally admits he was the real life fluffer for the actual Ray Allen threesome so infamously depicted in He Got Game.

Chloroform Monster

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the earl of weaver — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:49:13 EST

IT IS NOON HERE IN WINSTON SALEM. MY BAGGED LUNCH CONSISTS SOLELY OF CHEEZ DOODLES.

the earl of weaver

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Hextall454 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:49:07 EST

ANAGRAM FOR MY NAME = THEM PENIS HATS

Hextall454

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Microbano — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:48:34 EST

"Success and nothin' less"

- Snoop Dogg

Microbano

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:48:33 EST

Only thing missing from that photo is Charles Whitman.

UkraineNotWeak

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Crookednose — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:48:31 EST

Asshat is Foghat for the 21st century

Crookednose

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Stay Away From Oprah — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:48:15 EST

DID YOU SEE THAT GOAT? IT HAD DEVIL EYES.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:48:10 EST

I PROMISE THIS IRACANE CHARACTER THAT, IF HE DECIDES TO LEAVE DEADSPIN, WHICH IS QUITE FRANKLY ATROCIOUS, I WILL PAY HIM HANDSOMELY IN TRUCK LOADS OF CHEESY DOODLES.

Brazil Thrill

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Triple B — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:47:55 EST

Hey, Stephen, I hear that Iracane guy is pretty good.

Triple B

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:47:51 EST

@StevieY19: Imagine possibilities. Imagine success. Imagine stomping through NYC and climbing the Empire State Building.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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MDT — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:47:42 EST

PEOPLE SAY MY SITE IS AN URBAN LEGEND. I ASSURE YOU I AM THE ONLY URBAN LEGEND HERE

----
sent from my BlackBerry wireless

MDT

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:47:24 EST

Winston Salem State.

Can I get me a degree in Cheez Doodleology?

UkraineNotWeak

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:47:20 EST

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!

Chloroform Monster

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:47:01 EST

The Winston Salem State SAS School of journalism: "Imagine possibilities. Realize that screaming everything makes you sound important."

racistmascot_inc

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:46:31 EST

LET'S GO CAMPANILING! WHO WANTS TO KISS ME FIRST?

Lady Andrea

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Jon_Benet_Rams — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:46:30 EST

does the "a" stand for "apropos"?

Jon_Benet_Rams

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Triple B — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:46:03 EST

What the fuck is Winston Salem State U? Salem is a state now?

Triple B

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MitchKayak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:45:17 EST

Stephen A. = success?

I'd hate to see failure.

MitchKayak

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Matt_T — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:44:48 EST

NEEDS MORE CHEEZ DOODLES

Matt_T

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:44:28 EST

Eat your heart out, Philadelphia Inquirer.

Civil Negligence

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:43:52 EST

If you scratch your computer screen while browsing his blog, it actually smells like cheese. Astounding!

racistmascot_inc

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StevieY19 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:43:10 EST

STEPHEN A SMITH IS AS TALL AS A CLOCK TOWER

StevieY19