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Birdman Ready To Fly Again, This Time With Fewer Stimulants

PotKettleBlack — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:29:46 EST

@Brazil: Agent Zero and The Black Mamba for the backcourt, Scott Pollard and Jo Noah for the bench.

PotKettleBlack

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You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:53:46 EST

Dear Danny Ferry,
The King needs his royal bird. Think about it.

Love,
A Concerned Citizen

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson

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Another-Failed-Tedford-QB — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:19:22 EST

Hopefully the Warriors pick up CWebb and Anderson. Then they can have two, quick and agile bigmen to compliment Biedrins.

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

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morrisalmondjoy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:17:17 EST

Chris Anderson aka li'l Maradono

morrisalmondjoy

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:42:56 EST

"And Dildo: Cut that fuckin' mop off the top a' your head, or i will do it for you."

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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iHaveaRagingTebowner — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:29:54 EST

"And Dildo: cut that fuckin mop off the top a' your head, or i will do it for you."

iHaveaRagingTebowner

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Doyle McPoyle — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:29:50 EST

@Kalamazoo_Kicker: With them Gucci suits?!

Doyle McPoyle

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Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:27:31 EST

my new fuckin' haircut...skanks!

Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson

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Kalamazoo_Kicker — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:10:06 EST

birdman good he fly in any weather
GATOR BOOTS WITH THE PIMPED OUT GUCCI SUITS...

Kalamazoo_Kicker

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:56:04 EST

@Riddler: One's a comedian, one's a junkie. Can you tell which is which?

Brazil Thrill

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Jon_Benet_Rams — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:49:22 EST

Any truth to the rumor he's suiting up for Colombia at the FIBA World Championships?

Jon_Benet_Rams

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:49:07 EST

Lee Hotti likes the hair, but believes the eyebrows need some work.

stealofthedraft

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Kid Canada — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:48:50 EST

@Chloroform Monster:

Right you are Ken.

Kid Canada

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Tuffy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:45:47 EST

Hair gel is a helluva drug.

Tuffy

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Microbano — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:45:29 EST

Perhaps in the ensuing two years the birdman has smartend up enough to have been diagnosed with ADD.

Microbano

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:45:14 EST

@Riddler:

Scot Pollard can hang with ANYONE in the crazy white guy hair department. I'm pretty sure he had a colored mohawk and a samurai topknot within a week of each other.

racistmascot_inc

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Riddler — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:44:02 EST

@Brazil Thrill:
Don't forget about Scot "Hey kids...do drugs" Pollard.

Riddler

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gbaked — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:43:02 EST

before I followed the jump, i thought i would be funny to write how we can expect to see him on the knicks... to only find that is what everyone and their mother thinks will happen...

*sigh* - what has become of my favorite basketball team

gbaked

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:43:01 EST

@racistmascot_inc: They've got to be quick up there, otherwise you can't avoid the advances of Uncle Jebediah and you wake up in the Rape Cave the next morning next to the mountain goats.

Chloroform Monster

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:42:06 EST

@Chloroform Monster: Learn to write things so adjectives and references describe the proper person. -1.

Chloroform Monster

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:40:27 EST

@Kid Canada:

Damn your quick Canadian fingers.

racistmascot_inc

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:40:10 EST

@Kid Canada: Yes, but it was Byrnes, if I'm not mistaken, who pointedly explained it to Zelasko. I could be wrong, I just rolled out of bed and haven't had my coffee yet.

Chloroform Monster

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:40:02 EST

@Chloroform Monster:

A tickler dyed red? I assume you are referring to a "Spiezio."

racistmascot_inc

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Kid Canada — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:39:06 EST

@Chloroform Monster:

That dyed-red tickler was actually attached to Scott Spiezio's face.

Kid Canada

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McCroskey — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:55 EST

@7-8 Deville: Or Johnny Rotten's

McCroskey

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:16 EST

@ihateyourteam:

Just like Len Bias.

racistmascot_inc

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Chloroform Monster — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:37:59 EST

@racistmascot_inc: No one can be like Eric Byrnes until they grow out a tickler, dye it red, and make Jeanne Zelasko squirm on air like a 15 year old with a 17 year old guy in high school's hand down her pants for the first time.

Chloroform Monster

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BarbarobicsInstructor — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:36:00 EST

"It's time for me to get off drugs, stop being polite, and start getting real.

/looks like Puck from Real World: San Fran

BarbarobicsInstructor

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Ihateyourteam — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:35:15 EST

He was a lot more fun on coke... I think we can all freely admit that.

Ihateyourteam

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Stet Sports Blog — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:35:02 EST

Maybe his new nickname will be Gizmo Duck.

Stet Sports Blog

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:32:44 EST

By the way, that picture was actually taken after Henry Hill flushed Andersen's stash down the toilet, causing him to go Super Saiyan.

racistmascot_inc

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7-8 Deville — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:30:48 EST

I didn't know Chris Anderson was Nick Nolte's Son.

7-8 Deville

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Team-Roundhouse — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:30:42 EST

He should only be allowed back if he lights himself on fire before his first dunk. And I don't care if he's on coke or not when he does it.

Team-Roundhouse

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Mr. Pennsylvania — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:29:36 EST

@matt_t: not now chief, I'm in the zone

Mr. Pennsylvania

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Kid Canada — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:29:26 EST

His favourite horror movie? Hellraiser.

Kid Canada

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:28:14 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys:

hey hey, you you, I don't like your cokehead

racistmascot_inc

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:27:37 EST

I wonder how many bees are stuck to the back of his head.

Phony Gwynn

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:25:32 EST

Shoulda been you, Roy Tarpley.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Triple B — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:25:30 EST

Why the pic of Avril's husband?

Triple B

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:24:33 EST

[Jimmy Clausen joke]

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:24:25 EST

His suspension run out Sunday

How She Move??

Hit Bull Win Steak

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EdFinnerty — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:24:08 EST

Gary McClain doesn't see what the problem is.

EdFinnerty

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:23:47 EST

We must get Chris Andersen paired up with Ron Artest. Together, with Brad Miller, they will form the craziest front court in NBA history.

Brazil Thrill

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David Hume — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:23:30 EST

Well, I'm really glad that the NBA caught that one guy who was doing all the drugs.

David Hume

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:23:24 EST

"The two years off has really allowed me to work on my defense, jumpshot, and collection of house music 7 inches."

Camp Tiger Claw

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Bad Barbecue — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:22:51 EST

When I played, a line before the game helped me with my tempo, awareness and hightened my athletic ability. When I stopped using I realized I never played basketball and have no legs.

Bad Barbecue

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Matt_T — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:22:41 EST

I'm glad he had that free time that allowed him to star in "My new haircut"

fuckin' jagerbombs!

Matt_T

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Cloverfield of Dreams — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:21:47 EST

/Nitpick threadjack

Before we have another Jacobs(e/o)n argument, allow me to point out:

Chris Andersen

/Anal retentiveness over

Cloverfield of Dreams

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:21:20 EST

It's like Eric Byrnes with ten times the crazy; how can you lose?!

racistmascot_inc

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frostillicus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:21:04 EST

Well if he has mono I guess that means Weezy does too.

frostillicus

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El Gran Guapo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:19:29 EST

This is great, America has always had a soft spot for white junkies.

El Gran Guapo

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:19:11 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: soscared, asshat.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:17:45 EST

Come on McHale, make it happen!

stealofthedraft

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:16:37 EST

Forget coke- use caffeine pills. Then, put on some spandex and film that music video...
-soexcited/soscrade90

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Spors Gratia Sportis — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:16:23 EST

He had Simmons at "Bird".

Spors Gratia Sportis

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Boz — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:14:30 EST

I want to fly like an eagle
To the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly like an eagle
Till I'm free
Fly through the revolution

Boz

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Frozented — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:13:59 EST

It's time for the Bird Man to get High

Frozented

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:13:41 EST

Zeke is preparing his max-contract offer as i type this.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs