<![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Maybe someone with a press credential will ask Lorenzen..."How long have you been a fat Quarterback?"

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Martin Lawrence

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> INVISIBLE TRAMPOLINE

Bort

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> It's got to be Leinart.

(Sorry, Will.)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> My guess: Osi

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I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: Which part? Your lungs?

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Marquise Hill and Tom Mees seen skinny-dipping in a pool together.
...
I actually felt part of myself die typing that.



She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @Raskolnikov:

She's the true AK-47, not Kirilenko.

Goulet

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: Damn you.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @Rob Iracane: You mean Hostetler's moustache gets mixed up in a furries convention.

Wait, what year is this? Where am I? Who are you people?!

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @Rob Iracane: Pat Patriot gets caught sneaking out of Steely McBeam's hotel room one morning. Unless something happens with Osi Umenyora, in which case I definitely don't want to see pictures.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> OH if ever there was a need for a Cultural Oddsmaker to discuss a topic it's this one.
If only The Balls would come out of retirement.


HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> John Clayton firebombs a progeria clinic.

HoneyNutTheriot

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> If we arent limited to players on the actual teams, Im thinking the favorite to be arrested is PacMan, but I aint exactly going out on a limb.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> I'm sure Jeremy Shockey will get into trouble, gimpy leg and all. But it's probably not going to reach a Robbins/Robinson level of distraction.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @Raskolnikov: I'd get on that.

- Osi

Steve518

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Hmm...
Muhsin Muhammad, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Kurt Warner are all up for the Bart Starr Award this year, which Robinson was slated to pick up the next morning when he was picked up for the, you know...

So I'll take a push on this.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @Rob Iracane: Photos of him in compromising positions with Steely McBeam at the mascot party leak to the internet; Perez Hilton breaks the story.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Pat Patriot gets mixed up in a furries convention.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Carl Brutananadilewski will catch Belichick doing something tawdry with two menopausal housewives and Tom Chambers. Carl will be amused and aroused.

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Matt Cassel slaughters two prostitutes, but no one notices because Tom Brady was seen wearing a breathe-right strip.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Andrea Kremer in Tom Brady's room with a shit-filled diaper that she didn't empty on her cross-country trip.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Jean Strahan giving Tiki Barber the business.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> I predict Matt Cassel will somehow get caught up in a No Country For Old Men situation.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Donte Stallworth isn't responsible for what his alien friend does.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Stephen Gotkowski, masturbating furtively in the hotel lobby.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @HazelMaesLandingStrip: I think we're going for unexpected distractions...

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Chris Hanson will be hearing "I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC and we are doing a story about NFL punters who try to meet girls online for sex"

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> I met Eugene Robinson one time when I worked at the Blockbuster in Urbana during undergrad. Nice thing about people having membership cards, cause I sure wouldn't have recognized him otherwise.

Doofman

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Bill Belicheck and a cactus dildo...giving or recieving, your choice.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> I guess Randy Moss beating the shit out of his girlfriend doesn't qualify as a distraction.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Matt Light and his giant blue ox finally take their relationship to the next level.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> There's gonna be some construda up in the Super Bowl!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Tom Coughlin and anyplace that has chains and gags.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Shoulda been you Cultural Oddsmaker....

/weeps

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Jeremy Shockey with a 40 of Jim Beam and the girls from Prussian Blue.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> So Junior Seau, a bottle of Viagra, and a brace of ASU sophomores walk into a cheap motel...

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @PQ Crash: Eddie Murphy approves.

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Lawrences Tynes with an underage hooker, but it takes him three shots to deliver a proper facial.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @BruschisBrewsky: gap teeth in his mouth, so someone's dick's gots to fit.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Laurence Maroney with a tranny and a kool-aid pitcher.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Bellechik, but only if Bonnie Bernstein is around.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> The Balls and Scott Van Pelt square off in the desert, Hamilton/Burr style.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @theothermatt: are there male hookers available? If so, then Michael Strahan

Fixed.

BruschisBrewsky

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> the battleship lorenzen. I hear he's already got dinner plans at "the frying dutchman"

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Eli and a life size Caliendo doll.

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Is Barret Robbins still MIA?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Needs more AJ.

Send It In, Jerome!

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Well, we know Plax won't be gettin' any, so cross him off.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> I have Osi in the Conservatory with a barfbag.

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> @Kalamazoo_Kicker: Damn you!

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Why would you go anywhere besides the Travolta/REO party? That sounds epic.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Would this include taking a growler on a lady's back?

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Brandon Meriweather is my pick.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Richard Seymour, behind a Waffle House, with an 18 year old dishwasher named "Roy".

MrRedDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> I'm thinking Christina Agulara and Richard Seymore getting "dirty"

Kalamazoo_Kicker

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Will Leitch.

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Uh, Kelly Washington was on the Bengals last season, so i guess i'll take him.

Though i'd still say there is a better chance of a current Bengal getting arrested in Arizona this week. Anyone seen Odell Thurman since his reinstatement?

BruschisBrewsky

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Shockey...but no one will even acknowledge it.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> Eugene Robinson

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> You guessed it - Frank Caliendo

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> are there male hookers available? If so, then Elisha.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> I'm going with Chris Hanson, the punter.

VanBurenBoy

]]> <![CDATA[Who Will Be This Year's Eugene Robinson?]]> The Bud Bowl?

The Gizmo from Pismo

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