<![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> Ain't no bumblebees here, homie.

garbageday

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> POPPAPERK -- You can follow the link to read Skeets' "Goodbye" post. Sure, I totally forged it after stuffing what was left of him into my crawl space, but hopefully it'll give you some closure.

Ahhhh-Nightmare Ant Has Spawned!!

Basketbawful

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> Actually, the "MVP" chants also took place in an alternate universe. The real New Orleans crowd was chanting "show your tits".

Creepmouse

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> is there something I don't know about skeets not writing around here anymore.

Nothing against basketbawful, just wondering about gossip

PoppaPerk

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> Chris Paul gets financial advice from Gorlok.

Also, +1 for that wonderful image in my head.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: I heard he was hanging out with Ashley Cole before the flight.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> @Kid Canada: You're onto me.

In unrelated news, here's my favorite thing I've seen written on tWWL in quite some time:
Cornerback Aaron Ross caught something over the weekend and got sick on the plane, causing a one-hour delay upon departure from Newark-Liberty International Airport on Monday, until the mess was cleaned up.
Were there no barfbags within reach? And who's with me in thinking that they probably made Jared Lorenzen clean it up?
Either way: Ick.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> I'm glad to see Chris Paul has put his groin stompin' days behind him.

MrMoustache

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> @MickelsonsManBoobs: *furiously erasing tomorrow's NCAA Closer*

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> and i think Robert Horry was actually embalmed at halftime.

I thought the Spurs just cryogenically froze Horry until the start of the playoffs, a la Dr. Evil?

BruschisBrewsky

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos:

I believe you are confusing the Deadspins with the Fire Joe Morganses.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> @Storming the Floor: Please don't remind me how Wake couldn't get to the Final Four with Josh Howard and Chris Paul.

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> Even grizzly bears thought Hudson Hawk was fucking terrible.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> each of which created a tiny parallel universe full of Jessica Albas making out with Scarlett Johanssons in an inflatable pool full of JELL-O brand gelatin.

I'm no expert, but I am pretty sure that statement just earned this post a "food metaphor" label, that most coveted o' labels. Nice work.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> @Rob Iracane: He'll do that, and then punch Julius Hodge in the nuts again just for good measure.

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> created a tiny parallel universe full of Jessica Albas making out with Scarlett Johanssons in an inflatable pool full of JELL-O brand gelatin.

God bless you, sir...

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> Can Chris Paul create an alternate reality where some chucklehead paparazzo captrues Britney Spears accidentally flashing a tit while rehearsing for a music video?

Actually, can Chris Paul destroy that alternate reality and my memory of having seen the video?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> The somewhat youthier Jazz, meanwhile, showed a shocking lack of respect for their elders.

If you're keeping score at home, the Jazz disrespect their elders (as a team) and blind people (Carlos Boozer).

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:

Tuesday is the night that the Bobcats and Clippers go and visit their mother.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> Improves conditions? But conditions are perfect...

/FotC

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> ...the only living things not afraid of [grizzlies] are Bruce Willis and cowboys.

"Y'know, there was a time when I would have argued with you."

- Timothy Treadwell

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Paul Creates New And Better Realities, And Improves Conditions]]> Somebody on the Clips or Bobcats can call me "mom" whenever they want to.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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