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Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:42:48 EST

Four words: Colorado Rockies, World Champions!!!

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Windier E. Megatons — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:41:27 EST

The thing is, I was ready to give the Giants a good chance until they started talking trash like crazy. Hasn't anyone learned yet that trash-talking the Patriots never works? Jesus!

Windier E. Megatons

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BoilerBob — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:02:38 EST

@That-Dude: The entire 3rd world believes that Buffalo was the undefeated Super Bowl powerhouse.

BoilerBob

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MannysHeadStash — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:42:27 EST

If you wear this shirt during the Super Bowl, I will definitely castrate you with my teeth.

MannysHeadStash

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Barry Lutz — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:30:32 EST

No, Giants fans, I think you misunderstood - we're not saying it because nobody respects you, but rather because nobody gives you a chance in hell...

Barry Lutz

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

The Sports Hernia — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:18:18 EST

I need to see a side-by-side comparison of Peyton and Sloth's forehead.

The Sports Hernia

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

DwayneBoweCoalition — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:05:26 EST

The best part about that poster - if you fold it MAD-style, you can make Eli and Pey-Pey kiss.

DwayneBoweCoalition

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Sigerson — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:00:54 EST

cross-post: [fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com]

Two things I'd like to bring up:

One, Will was a film critic?? This alters my thinking on sooo many levels.

Two, the suggestion that Will won't be looking desperately for the P. Diddy party is ludicrous. Where else to observe Michael Strahan drunk and disorderly?

Sigerson

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

twoeightnine — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:58:16 EST

damn you Suss... err, thank you Suss.

twoeightnine

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:56:59 EST

@That-Dude: In my mind, Joe Carter struck out swinging in 1993 -- and I live in the U.S. -- so I guess anything is possible elsewhere.

Chamomiles Davis

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

twoeightnine — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:56:49 EST

[farm3.static.flickr.com]

twoeightnine

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the earl of weaver — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:53:44 EST

needs more squash-related imagery

the earl of weaver

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

That-Dude — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:49:36 EST

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: The natural follow up question is: Are the losers of the Super Bowl, Finals, and World Series considered champions in these nations? I mean, is someone walking around thinking that Karl Malone was the 1998 Finals MVP?

That-Dude

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

StupidAngelos — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:48:46 EST

Featured comments on 19-0.org might top even espn.com:

Comment
"Yea man Im grabbing a Hot Pink Shirt... Go Pats #1 woot.. we going to rock the Giants."
PAOWER

StupidAngelos

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Shorty — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:48:27 EST

hell no, no

Shorty

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

crazyjoedavola — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:45:57 EST

@crazyjoedavola: once again, the 8th grade education does me no good.

crazyjoedavola

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Yinka Double Dare — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:45:43 EST

The user tags on Amazon for the book are great.

fiction (16)
hubris (4)
douche (2)
cart before the horse (1)
dewey defeats truman (1)

And there are others.

Yinka Double Dare

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

crazyjoedavola — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:44:36 EST

How about a bunch of "African-Americans for Ron Paul" seems to be a bunch left over.

crazyjoedavola

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Stev D — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:43:18 EST

That looks like the cover of any number of the Timothy Zahn Star Wars novels.

Oh, I mean- I bang sluts on the reg. Peace out losers!

Stev D

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:43:17 EST

@thesepretzels: :Intriguingly historic is now the theme of my Superbowl Party.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Sliderofdeath — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:43:05 EST

Wow, how did they get the NFL to go ahead and license those t-shirts ahead of time?

Sliderofdeath

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

thesepretzels — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:40:53 EST

History will be made Sunday afternoon in the desert, the only question remaining is which team will forever etch its name as victorious in this intriguingly historic Super Bowl XLII matchup. --patsfan19-0

The tshirts are ok, but what these guys really do well is write.

thesepretzels

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UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:38:19 EST

@Gourmet Spud:

That's because you realized you pay $9 to see it?

UkraineNotWeak

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Gourmet Spud — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:36:02 EST

@1976 Oakland Raiders:

As long as we are confessing, I cried a little at the end of The Notebook.

Gourmet Spud

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:35:41 EST

Manufacturers should make lots of short sleeved "Giants Super Bowl Champions" shirts, you know ones that keep you cool in the blistering African heat.

[www.csmonitor.com]

HazelMaesLandingStrip

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:35:15 EST

@1976 Oakland Raiders:

Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

UkraineNotWeak

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

ClownForPound — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:34:25 EST

@MrMoustache: Belichick told Bon Jovi to stay home, freeze some casserole, and write a sequel to Billy Get Your Guns.

ClownForPound

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:33:28 EST

@Susster Chrusstian: What does he win? The Vince LOLmbardi trophy?

Rob Iracane

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

muggsybogues — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:33:22 EST

It's going to be a helluva party that the NYG crash, I'll tell you.

muggsybogues

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

1976 Oakland Raiders — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:31:23 EST

Not to sound too gay, but while in AZ, check out the desert when the rain stops and the sun comes back out. The desert in bloom is absolutely breathtaking.

"See that Bears game last week?" "Yeah, helluva a game. The Bears have a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way this year."

1976 Oakland Raiders

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Larry Burns — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:30:39 EST

@Miguel Cowbrera: hmmm that would go great with Yankees 2003 World Champs wine glass set i have.

Larry Burns

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Matt Sussman — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:29:44 EST

If you weren't aware yet, twoeightnine just won Super Bowl bye week.

Matt Sussman

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

UkraineNotWeak — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:29:39 EST

I'm waiting for the book Out of Nowhere: The Story of an out of control satellite and how it ruined Super Bowl XLII

UkraineNotWeak

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Larry Burns — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:29:04 EST

@shea_guevara: They should be drawn riding dunebuggies. Everyone loves dunebuggies.

Larry Burns

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Babcocksure — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:28:43 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: I'll trade you for a 2006 World Champion Detroit Tigers coffee mug

Babcocksure

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WayneFontesFanatic — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:28:36 EST

There should be a decrepit, old Archie Manning looking down from the Press Box at the top of this poster.

And also a bag of Oreos strewn about the field.

WayneFontesFanatic

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

katolesce — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:26:56 EST

@ClueHeywood:

He's there. Look at the top left, section 247. And squint.

katolesce

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

MrMoustache — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:26:24 EST

Will Peyton be in attendance at the Super Bowl or will Eli make him stay away like Brady does with Giselle? Cause you know it's bad luck and all.

MrMoustache

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:25:57 EST

That poster would go great right in between my Peyton and Eli Fatheads.

/not really

Weed Against Speed

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:25:46 EST

@ClueHeywood: Where's Archie ?

UpstateUnderdog

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

ArkansasFred — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:25:34 EST

The font they used for their first names belongs on a Cadillac.

ArkansasFred

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

VTBen — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:25:10 EST

19-0.com is currently the website with the most traffic in Zimbabwe.

VTBen

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:25:08 EST

"We're gonna go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs . . . Brady better hang onto that cast . . . he'll need it in 2 weeks"

Giants fans have the mob on their side...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:25:05 EST

I thought these guys went pro in Oreo-licking?

She Blinded Me With Violence

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

tater — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:24:06 EST

I still have some West Virgina NIT championship shirts to sell.

tater

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

shea_guevara — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:23:38 EST

@matt_t: If the Giants win, they're all gonna go to Six Flags and get caricatures of the whole team riding skateboards.

shea_guevara

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

MeSoHornsby — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:22:27 EST

The only thing I can assume as a Pats fan is that Tom Brady is fiiiiiine......

MeSoHornsby

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:22:15 EST

Anyone want a "Bill Richardson: First Hispanic President" coozie? I'll let em go for $2.50 before I ship the fuckers to the Congo.

Camp Tiger Claw

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Matt_T — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:22:13 EST

The best way to celebrate a championship?

Airbrushed t-shirt.

Matt_T

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

MitchKayak — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:21:39 EST

I demand a pop up book.

MitchKayak

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Gourmet Spud — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:21:39 EST

It's a poster for the boy who finds the Hardy Boys just not quite homoerotic enough.

Gourmet Spud

Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:21:08 EST

@ClueHeywood: He's still reeling from that stellar Powerpoint presentation he made.

Stay Away From Oprah

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:20:50 EST

They sort of look alike...

Civil Negligence

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:20:02 EST

I used to work for a guy who sold crap at all the major championships. Fly in the week prior, set up 20 or so shops in strip malls, and get out of town the week after the event. It's disturbing how much crap people will by the week leading up to the championship game. Especially Sabres fans.

HIV 2 Elway