<![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches! - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches! - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:09:59 EST Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:09:59 EST http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3945944 @dirty foreigner: word, i'm a bruins season ticketholder *hangs head in shame*

madktdisease

]]> 11:350039:c3945944 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:09:59 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3941384 Commit to the Canuck!

naw.

Glenn Beck's Taint

]]> 11:350039:c3941384 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:02:16 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3941350 @SonofSpurrier: I'll be at the game tonight, but cheering for the Bruins. The Bruins, people of Boston, are a hockey team in your city who are actually doing surprisingly well given their number of injuries.

dirty foreigner

]]> 11:350039:c3941350 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:01:08 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3941043 @THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: I'd be worried that after a loss the tv would be thrown out the window.

Proverbial

]]> 11:350039:c3941043 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:51:46 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3940894 GO PREDS GO! I just hope the all-star break doesn't kill our momentum. We shall see tonight. Though I'd like to see up pick up a decent big body forward. When we get into a 7 game series with the likes of Detroit or San Jose, they just keep bringing the physical game to us and our small guys get completely taken off their game. So if we could get someone fairly cheap, we still have a few D prospects like Kevin Klein or even Zidlicky to move to make it happen. Keep up the good work Wysh.

SonofSpurrier

]]> 11:350039:c3940894 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:46:04 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3940084 OK, one-stop shopping...

@MickelsonsManBoobs: Thank God someone got the reservations joke.

@Brad Lee: Commit to the Ingigenous Person. This reminds me of journalism school, when they tried to get us to be gender neutral and call them "peopleholes" instead of manholes.

@Gourmet Spud: +1

@MattinglysSideburns: +2

@madktdisease: Buying day-of-game tickets for Devils playoff games is a tradition. Although I usually scored them from some dude in a Buick parked in front of the Meadowlands ticket booth. No idea where the new spot is in Newark, although I'm sure I'll find Melrose's wallet there.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:350039:c3940084 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:16:27 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3938856 John Davidson can get away with saying whatever he wants, as long as he has that beautiful moustache.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:350039:c3938856 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:31:32 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3938349 @sharknut: Just last year? T'ain't nuthin'. I've been committed to Cocks for 26 years.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> 11:350039:c3938349 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:11:49 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3938117 If more people would commit to the Indian, maybe Nurse Ratched would let us watch the World Series.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> 11:350039:c3938117 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:03:16 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3937100 Savard stole this from Spurrier who had his team Commit to the Cock last year.

sharknut

]]> 11:350039:c3937100 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:26:49 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3937001 In other news, various Chicagoland 7-11's and Gas Stations have seen a marked increase in business...

blackaces

]]> 11:350039:c3937001 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:22:50 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935937 Maple Leafs new slogan: "Commit to the teachers ever growing pension plan!"

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:350039:c3935937 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:42:36 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935699 @Rob Iracane: Well played, sir.

madktdisease

]]> 11:350039:c3935699 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:34:09 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935674 I wonder if Savard used the same rally cry when he was spending the washed up portion of his career in Tampa Bay in the mid-to-late 90's.

"...they don't want to commit to this legendary cartoon-esque looking lightning bolt, let's go upstairs and get them out of here!"

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> 11:350039:c3935674 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:33:23 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935451 The question the entire Blackhawks roster is, of course, asking: "How"

Microbano

]]> 11:350039:c3935451 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:23:49 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935420 @madktdisease: The joke was on you. You drove to Jersey. For a hockey game.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:350039:c3935420 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:22:41 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935405 Don't give the Knicks any ideas. "Commit to the Isiah, bitches" isn't going to go over well with the players, or the fans.

FThat

]]> 11:350039:c3935405 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:22:13 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935358 Thanks, Devils Fans, for making it possible for me to buy 2nd round playoff tickets for the MORNING of a SATURDAY game against the Senators for $55 apiece.

Best sudden 15-hour roadtrip ever.

madktdisease

]]> 11:350039:c3935358 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:20:38 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935333 The Montreal Canadiens a Bass Ale!
John Molson is bedspinning in his grave.

Microbano

]]> 11:350039:c3935333 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:19:55 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935280 My Indian just committed to Rachel Bilson.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:350039:c3935280 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:18:15 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935192 @Weed Against Speed: But the Little Big Horn Recreationist Enthusiasts Association thinks it's fuckin' hilarious!

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> 11:350039:c3935192 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:15:02 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935164 The Ducks' GM Brian Burke continue to stretch the definition of the words "salary cap" more than Dan Snyder

Fixed.

Bettman's gotta close this loophole, fast. Pretty soon, half the players in the league will be on "Clemens deals".

Afino

]]> 11:350039:c3935164 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:13:37 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935159 Speaking of Chicago, what ever became of Chi-town from the Jerry Springer show?

Triple B

]]> 11:350039:c3935159 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:13:24 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935146 And I just spent twelve dollars learning to walk like an Egyptian.

KarenUhOh

]]> 11:350039:c3935146 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:12:48 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935118 This phrase was much more successful that the "Commit to Indiana" phrase posed by many a Hoosier.

tater

]]> 11:350039:c3935118 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:11:54 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935097 The surviving members of Paul Revere & The Raiders find the phrase deplorable.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:350039:c3935097 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:11:01 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935055 "Commit to Indian"

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> 11:350039:c3935055 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:09:10 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3935007 If Michael Miller isn't of Native American descent, he's full of buffalo shit.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:350039:c3935007 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:07:21 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934997 The only time I ever bother to remember that us white folks pretty much stole this place from the people that were already here is when I go to a Braves or Indians game. So if the natives want people like me to completely forget forever then keep on, you know, being offended.

preciousroy

]]> 11:350039:c3934997 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:06:56 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934985 Oh, and I like Fuck the Indian much better.
And saying Commit to the Ingigenous Person doesn't have much of a ring to it.


BradLee

]]> 11:350039:c3934985 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:06:24 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934981 I'd imagine a Savard rant would involve a whole lot of angry spinning.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:350039:c3934981 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:06:16 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934960 @Canadian Impostor: GOD, I hope so.

But with the Blues' luck Mats Sundin will remember he's not retired and score four while Immanuel Legace II still thinks he's miked and is giving a running play by play.

BradLee

]]> 11:350039:c3934960 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:05:19 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934954 @ifindUrlacherfaithdisturbing: With wisdom like that, you could write for Real Simple magazine.

Stev D

]]> 11:350039:c3934954 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:05:11 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934939 I have found that "Submit to the Indian" works better in the clubs.

-Stu-yah
-Ram Patel
-Mark Chmura

DucksOnPondScum

]]> 11:350039:c3934939 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:04:37 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934929 In other news, the Oilers have test marketed Commit to the Queers! in and around the greater Calgary area.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> 11:350039:c3934929 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:03:59 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934914 A man with one watch knows what time it is....a man with 11 watches is never sure.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:350039:c3934914 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:03:21 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934908 @crazyjoedavola: It's also a great place to have a Pants Party. Or so I hear.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:350039:c3934908 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:03:09 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934898 @LeagueofShadows: Indian giver.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:350039:c3934898 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:02:36 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934872 The new Devils arena is a great place to get drunk and watch boring hockey. And very easy to get to from NYC...

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:350039:c3934872 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:01:41 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934861 Sorry Herm:

"Commit to the Indian" > "Play to win the game"

McCroskey

]]> 11:350039:c3934861 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:01:14 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934841 I like "scalp like the indian" much better

Triple B

]]> 11:350039:c3934841 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:00:08 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934821 Don't worry about the Blues, they play Toronto tonight so they'll get things back on track.

Canadian Impostor

]]> 11:350039:c3934821 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:59:01 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934812 "I thought Denis Savard plays for the Bruins"
-Boston Sports Fans

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:350039:c3934812 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:58:30 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934763 @Chief Wahoo: Wait, what is this?

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:350039:c3934763 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:56:17 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934737 @Chief Wahoo: Yes, I believe all posts should continue like this.

Also, I believe the Indian word for balls is "Daulerio."

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:350039:c3934737 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:55:15 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934720 So the Blackhawks are going to trade for Chris Simon and Jordin Tootoo?

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

]]> 11:350039:c3934720 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:54:39 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934700 Also feel free to commit to the Indian here:

[deadspincommentbracket.wordpress.com]

Pot Roast & Gravy bracket. Do you want to be responsible for wiping out my people?

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:350039:c3934700 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:54:06 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934688 Ha the fans have reservations , ha now I get it

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:350039:c3934688 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:53:42 EST <![CDATA[Commit To the Indian, Bitches!]]> http://deadspin.com/350039/commit-to-the-indian-bitches#c3934635 I fully support this new policy.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:350039:c3934635 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:51:24 EST