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Tony Romo Needs A Date, Stat

whodatmaninablacksedan — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:15:20 EST

WNBA star Diana Taurasi. 69-1

whodatmaninablacksedan

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CJC — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:20:45 EST

Zsa Zsa is still alive.

CJC

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:59:46 EST

Marge Simpson 2-1

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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thefuseproject — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:51:26 EST

@Kid Canada: It's comments like that which keep me teaching in private schools. I'd probably get fired before the end of my first day if I had to hear that kind of nonsense on a daily basis. It makes me want to move to a country like Canada- wait, it is a country, isn't it?

thefuseproject

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:45:44 EST

Kelly Pickler walked by Tom Brady, and now she's pregnant. That guy is amazing...

Al Czerviks Ride

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Kid Canada — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:45:13 EST

@matt_t:

When asked what European country had Budapest as its capital, she said she'd probably guess France, except France isn't a country. When told the correct answer was Hungary, she giggled and didn't believe Foxworthy that there was a real country called Hungary.

Kid Canada

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Al Czerviks Ride — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:44:18 EST

Jeri Thompson 5-1
Paris Hilton 9-1
Paris Hilton with a videocam EVEN

Al Czerviks Ride

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twoeightnine — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:21:03 EST

I can't believe no one beat me to this.

Yes.

Really? You'd sleep with a hot blond?

twoeightnine

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Patchy Drizzle — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:05:04 EST

12/1 on Mindy McCready

Patchy Drizzle

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:52:01 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: And its all over youtube. She is a complete moron.

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:50:34 EST

Erin Andrews 8/1 (he's famous enough for her I believe, at least these days)

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:48:55 EST

@matt_t: What worse, I know shes been on it already. Cause I watched it. Twice.

She is dummer then a tree stump. A retarded tree stump.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Tuffy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:48:37 EST

Uma's with Oprah. Oprah's with Uma. Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma.

/still not funny

Tuffy

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:46:55 EST

@matt_t: you should hate yourself for knowing that.

Lady Andrea

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Moonshine Mike — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:46:41 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: SO move Zsa-Zsa from 1:3 to 1:5. Line still works.

Moonshine Mike

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SpiroAgnewsGhost — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:44:15 EST

I can't believe no one beat me to this.

Yes.

SpiroAgnewsGhost

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Tuffy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:42:24 EST

Super Bowl XLIII: 10,000-1

Tuffy

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:41:11 EST

Why does Kellie Pickler look like Celine Dion in this picture?

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:39:31 EST

Dana Jacobsen 10/1

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Kccal — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:38:21 EST

Always a favorite: Martin Lawrence 2-1

Kccal

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Tuffy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:38:15 EST

@Lady Andrea: I'm guessing "The Bitch is Back".

Tuffy

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Matt_T — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:38:01 EST

@Lady Andrea: Probably bc she's going to be on Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader and Fox is promoting it.

I hate myself for knowing this.

Matt_T

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Bearcat44 — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:37:03 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: Dee Mirich: ∞:1

Affirmed

Bearcat44

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:36:41 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:
You mean a bag of tomahawks.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:35:42 EST

Jeremy Stevens will show up in Tampa Bay showing his teammates Romo's underwear.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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Slothrop — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:35:20 EST

Eli's Mom: 18:1

Slothrop

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:34:52 EST

@Gourmet Spud: oooh, Jordin Sparks is singing the Nat'l Anthem. That I am excited for, I enjoy her voice immensely.

Lady Andrea

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Katni — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:33:59 EST

@Yostal: You'd better have all those beer bottles cleaned up and that broken lamp fixed by the time he gets home.

Katni

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:33:09 EST

Hillary Clinton
5/1

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:31:54 EST

Barbaro 400:1

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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martyfunkhauser — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:31:03 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:

That just makes her a sleeper pick.

martyfunkhauser

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:29:38 EST

LADYVICTORYUSA: 13:1, K?

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:29:29 EST

@13colonies: You're thinking of Tom Cruise.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:29:05 EST

Lindsay Lohan: 5:1
Funny Linsday Lohan Pics: 3:1

and the dark horse....

Dakota Fanning: 8:1

A Pimp Named DaveR

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:29:02 EST

@Lady Andrea: Because Jordin Tootoo realized that she was as dumb as a bag of hammers?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:28:04 EST

@Lady Andrea:

Kidding, except about the "singing anthem at halftime" part. That was because I'm an idiot.

Gourmet Spud

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Glenn Beck's Taint — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:27:25 EST

Tony Romo will be the man who saves Britney Spears.

Glenn Beck's Taint

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:26:43 EST

Insert Porn Star Name Here 20/1

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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parker91 — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:26:41 EST

@Lady Andrea: You're trying to apply logic and reason to media day. Let's just move on.

parker91

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:26:03 EST

@Gourmet Spud: for real? And what do they sing at the halftime of the Puppy Bowl? Because if she's doing the Nat'l Anthem before the Super Bowl, the SB could do better.

Lady Andrea

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:25:57 EST

@Lady Andrea: who cares, as long as she brought along her two new friends.

Ashley Simpson 3:1
Ashley Tisdale 6:1
Joe Simpson OFF

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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ringitupwiththedongtea — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:25:50 EST

Ashlee Simpson, 10/1, Nichole Simpson, 100000/1

ringitupwiththedongtea

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ClueHeywood — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:24:21 EST

Lisa Lampanelli: 1,000,000:1.

1:1 if you believe Michael Irvin

ClueHeywood

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Yostal — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:24:02 EST

I've decided that even if they contain no humorous information, editor's notes from Will always make me laugh. Largely because it's like him just dropping in to make sure all is well. He's like the hidden panel of judges that Dick Clark would throw it to on Pyramid.

Yostal

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:23:55 EST

@Lady Andrea:

She's singing the anthem at halftime of the Puppy Bowl. Hey, it's a paying gig.

Gourmet Spud

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PQ Crash — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:23:09 EST

Hanna Montana: Even.

PQ Crash

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:21:25 EST

Why was Kelly Pickler at Media Day for the Super Bowl? Why?

Lady Andrea

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:20:33 EST

Random Bus Station Skank 7/1

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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MitchKayak — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:19:52 EST

Elisha Cuthbert wants to make the jump from the NHL.

MitchKayak

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:19:48 EST

Carol Channing: 100,000:1

A Pimp Named DaveR

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ASox — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:19:29 EST

Flavor Flav

ASox

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Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:19:28 EST

Julia Stiles 9/1

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Triple B — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:19:12 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: the less they know, the better.

Triple B

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:18:47 EST

Balls, come back, we need your cultural oddsmaker. Don't make me beg, it will get ugly.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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ltwinslow — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:18:36 EST

i'm told jerrammy stevens is single

ltwinslow

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StevieY19 — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:18:24 EST

It's obviously going to be Wade Phillips' daughter.

StevieY19

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Triple B — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:18:06 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: She is?

The WNBA dancer guy: 1000/1

Triple B

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:17:03 EST

@Signal to Noise: Hey... the less they know, the more you can teach them.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:16:39 EST

Zsa-Zsa Gabor 1:3

Wait, she's dead? Shit.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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CharlesBronsonPinchot — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:16:16 EST

Jeff Garcia: 5/1

CharlesBronsonPinchot

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:16:05 EST

T.O. 1/3

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Signal to Noise — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:15:21 EST

Too many brunettes for Romo's liking. He seems to like them blonde and/or dumb, preferably both.

Signal to Noise

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:15:09 EST

"This is BULLSHIT! Pickler didn't win SHIT!"

- Clay Aiken

Gourmet Spud

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twoeightnine — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:14:55 EST

I'm going to go with Jessica Simpson at 1/1.
[www.girlsgonesports.net]

twoeightnine

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El Gran Guapo — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:14:30 EST

Troy Aikman: 1/2

El Gran Guapo