<![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...:

You know Goten, but not Frieza? Weird...Goten was a pretty late character, Frieza was the focus of like, 100 episodes give or take.

I had a mad crush on Bulma, though. Not only was she sexy, but she was a complete slut. If you actually think about it, she fucked the guy who just a year ago MURDERED HER BOYFRIEND. Yeah, what a tramp.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> And as a sign that it is late, I tried "Stepping up to the Plate" versus that Old Spice jock generator, and it crashed my Firefox yet again.
And I'm not stepping up to Old Spice's plate again.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: I have no idea what you are referring to, but yes, Dragon Ball Z was cool.
But I do remember Goku and Goten and Gohan and that chick Lohan.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: '

Oh, and Hellsing. Fuckin' Hellsing. Alucard is brutal.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...:

I was trying to think of a more macho anime. Berserk is up there, but there's this really, really, really gay half-naked splash fight that the main characters has with another guy, so....yeah.

Gantz is a good one. The main chracater in Gantz doesn't take anyone's shit.

Or, if you prefer cheesier 80's stuff, Fist of the North Star.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...:

Except for all the blatantly gay innuendo during the Frieza fight. Admittedly that was the fault of the translators, but Jesus tapdancing Christ was that dialogue homoerotic.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> 1500+ strong, moving onto Anime.

Dragon Ball Z was / is definitely a machismo Anime series. If there was one series I would still watch, it would be this.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Also, Power Rangers is just a knock-off of a Japanese show. I don't see it as being any less dorky than DBZ, and speaking as an 8 year old boy, the fights in DBZ are far better.

And both have the same amount of serious character development (read: none).

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

Not even Reboot?

I can't even look at you anymore....

If the 8 year old boy doesn't like DBZ, he might be gay. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...

/pun that no one will get

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

As do mine, my friend. As do mine.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: i watched it if my bros did. one of them went as... i can't remember, but character w/ the orange outfit and blue hair for halloween. i was never into anime.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: but your right, my feet smell like shit.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

At least admit you were attracted to Vegeta and his stately widow's peak.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Damnit...your logic is impenetrable.

You win this one, Gadget.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

Hey you could make the girl watch DBZ and the guy watch sailor moon, no need to reinforce gender stereotypes.

You watched DBZ as a kid, too? Did you also watch Sailor Moon, Reboot and Gundam Wing/Ronin Warriors? Toonami afternoon block kicked ass.

I wonder why the brainwashing didn't work on you.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: wait... I like porn. Your saying porn is terrible?

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: 8 year old boy, 10 year old girl. You were close. I watched waaaay too much dragon ball z growing up (i have 2 little bros). right now we're on a power rangers kick.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Wow, this is dying quick...a fight will revive it!

Hey, Athletic Supporter! Everything you like is terrible and your feet smell!

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

You take care of an 8 year old girl and a 10 year old boy, right?

Force the girl to watch sailor moon. Force the boy to watch dragon ball z.

They're the perfect age to become brainwashed anime fans.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Yeah, and the German citizens knew what the Nazis were doing, but hey, they were pretty busy.

You...you...joke Hitler!

/Pete and Brian

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: that's the thing. I *know* arrested development was awesome. it just had a horrible timeslot and I never watched it.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash:

Funny, those were my dad's exact words nine months before I was born.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Damn you, it's people like you who got it cancelled!

The guys who wrote Arrested Development also have some complaints about America's taste in comedy.

Meanwhile, Seth Macfarlane swims in a pool of money after writing another madlib script.

/likes Family Guy, but realizes that it probably could be written just as well by manatees

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Alright all, I'm pulling out before I make a regrettable mistake.

Have a good night.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: /futurama ignorant

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc:

I do hope someone gets that Flexo reference though. I mean, I can't be the only person who watched Futurama.

Actually, the way it got cancelled, maybe I was.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Alright, I think I'm gonna hit the hay. That is, if it's okay with my life coaches AS and kat?

Nah I'm just playing, you guys are great.

/Flexo

Goodnight and goodluck, DUAN.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Counting my post about 8 pages back that no one possibly understood, that makes 547 obscure references I've made that only I got.

That means I'm the winner, right?

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: dammit... foiled! HGH it is.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

I thought Nibbles was a hamster. Possibly a gerbil, but never a mouse.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: MGH = Mouse Growth Hormone

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Wouldn't it still be HGH for Nibbles?

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: I can't compete with that. You're too much.

Alright, guess what kids... it's bedtime for the JWPP. So, till next time, keep your friends close - and your DUANemies closer.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:

Seriously, it's your loss dude. No weed needed to enjoy, it's a delightful movie.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Nibbles is taking MGH and is ready for a 2000+ night.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...:

It's a hard balance, but I think I have a good handle on it. Like I said, no complaints.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

No, not even close. But I see PQ Crash already described. I will add that it is fantastic and will change your life.

@PQ Crash:

That's because there were no page breaks. God that was terrible.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Sweet Jesus, damn near 1500 comments and Nibbles hasn't bit the pillow yet?

God, I remember when there were 800 comments, Nibbles would euthanize itself.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Old Spice is also a scent that I adore on a man. Classic and cheesy, sure, but sososo sexy.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: LOL @ U n00b! Iz ur last name "Summerz EVE?"

Coz UR A DOOCHE

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @LyingPrick: Because I was reminded, by Firefox crashing, because of said ad.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: ohh.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Wow, there isn't enough weed in the world that would make me want to watch that movie.

But you can still try...

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> I think Old Spice is the best for your deodorant needs!*

*I may not think that, but I am just stating this fact to make Will & the Old Spice Company happy, just in case they are currently reading this post.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: No, it's about a girl who is stuck in a "spirit world" trying to return her family to the real world.

It's quite good in a surreal sense.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: 'tis all good, m'lady. I wouldn't change it for anyone, especially a fellow DUANer.

@PQ Crash: (Throws Chair) Bring it, doucheasaurus Rex! I pwn you. You know why it rains? Because God's crying. Over ever creating you. (Sound of glass breaking.) YAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: I'm not accusing you of wearing it as cologne, but from experience young punks wear it like it's cologne.
It is a pretty good resource for those emergency recovery's, but you got to find that difficult balance between smelling like sweat and smelling like a cloud of choke.
So of course you can make Axe work.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter: @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: @PQ Crash: Awesome. I'll set aside my case of beer for tomorrow night's debauchery.

But it's sleepytime for now. Play nice, kids.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: is 'spirited away' the horse movie? or am i getting my animated flicks mixed up?

/has pretty much watched nothing but kids movies for the past 2.5 months

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Oh yeah? Well do you know why your nipples are inverted? Because everyone's shoved you off of their porch!

@kataroo_kangaroo: Forgetting is easy once you remember how.

/Ichiro

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: I have seen Spirited Away.

/can't remember a single thing about it.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOooBJSss: @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: there's nothing wrong with a man that wears burberry. i dated two of them, so it obviously works...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> You know what I like to smell like? Pizza. Yes, it's true. If I could wear Pizza for a scent every day, then I would. Nothing like the intoxicating aroma of fresh tomatoes, minced garlic, and the aphrodisiac known as basil pesto. Ohhhh... what a scent. It makes me want to find me an Italian girl real bad.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

By the way I'm not actually angry at you. I never know how well sarcasm transmits online, so I figure I should clear that up just in case.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

Sure, it's about kids. Oh, only if you want said children to be hopelessly depressed after watching it.

If you really want something you can watch with kids, I will accept "Spirited Away" as an acceptable substitute, they should definitely dig that.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Will's book sucks. Totally not worth reading. You hear that Gawker? It sucks!!!

(That was a joke, people.)

@businessorleisure: Hey no sweat, I'm still trying to get past Genesis, and that was written by God.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...:

I would never wear Axe as a cologne. As I've explained, I use Axe as an emergency scent when I'm sweaty as all hell and have no time for a shower. Apparantly Axe somehow smells worse than my awful, sweaty body.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: can i get that at my local blockbuster? and is it appropriate for children aged 8 and 10?

@PQ Crash: if only it were that easy...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @notthequarterback: I'm in. However, I won't get out of work until 7-8pm PST, so feel free to start without me.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Fuck Me? Fuck you! I'll poke your fucking eyes out with my optical mouse and feed them to Nibbles. What now, Mega Man?

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: So you are the one in question with the Axe situation.
I hope you wear it because it's deodorant and not cologne.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I'd say it was the worst book I ever read, but I tried DeLillo four times. FOUR.

OK, good night all.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Trainspotting is my favorite film, but the book is excellent. The sequel to the book was even better. I'm working my way through "Glue" by Welsh right now. After that, I'll dig into Will's book.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: Deal. I'll find it tomorrow and watch. Expect a report sometime soon.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @notthequarterback: Me too!

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash:

You know? You know what? What the fuck do you know?!

Nah I'm just playing, you're alright kid.

/Flexo

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter: are you doing this again tomorrow night? because if so i'm SO fucking in.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter: Thank you, sir. True power stems from brevity.

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOooBJSss: Yes, it sure is. But it's really more like the Kool-Aid Man slamming through a wall.

@kataroo_kangaroo: I wear Burberry. No soup for you.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I also use Burberry, so I guess that addds to your trifecta.

Turned on and pissed off should be your feeling.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Bittorrent it, or buy it at any reputable video store. I want a two sentence review from everyone in DUAN at this moment, and I will never spray Axe on my body again.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter: Assumption correct, but it was not a race. Merely an invitation.

@PQ Crash: Maniacally, and then starts throwing punches (and I'm not that convinced he couldn't take them both with one punch).

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: Deal. Where can I find said anime.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Yeah? Well FUCK YOU, I'm taking my broadband and going home!

@kataroo_kangaroo: Just be a man about it and have a short memory. It's worked for me.

@racistmascot_inc: I know.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Mmmm... trainspotting. Fully responsible for my heroin addiction.*

*May or may not be an actual heroin addict, results may vary.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I'd like to think it's the Micheal Buffer effect.
Or like I'm Coming Into The Game, ala Sandman.

Axe is douchy? I'd like to think it's Amateurish.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> How about this:

All of you watch Grave of the Fireflies, and I'll burn all of my bottles of Axe.

I'll yield to your scent expertise if you yield to my animated features expertise.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Wow... 4+ hours condensed into 1 semi-sentence.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @businessorleisure: C'mon? Bright Lights Big City?

/what a shitty novel, i concur and raise my glass to you

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @businessorleisure: Irvine Welsh laughs at them both.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash:

Oh don't mind me, I'm just being entitled. I can't help it!

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: my problem with burberry for men is that 2 of my exes wore it, and now when i smell it i just get a little confused. it's a great cologne, but my poor muddled mind doesn't know if i should be turned on, nostalgic, or pissed off.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @businessorleisure: I'm almost done with 6. I assume you have won this race, good sir.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Who's bullshitting? Fuck this place. (Throws computer monitor.)

You guys suck! You piss me off! Fucking internet friends! Internet friends! I'm telling mom!

(I may need a nap.)

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Ellis and I don't get along all that well. It's true. I'm hardly sulking however... at least he ain't Jay Mcinerney.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: There's always something interesting at DUAN. Here, let me catch you up:

DUANemies, Vote Whoring, Florida Primary, Baseball Stats, Victoria's Secret, Douchebag Tax, Axe Sucks.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: My ex wore it, and (to me) it's just...wow.

@racistmascot_inc: Easy now. Everyone's just bullshitting here, nothing personal.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @businessorleisure: <--- Sulking

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

And after I repeatedly said "trust me, Axe is better than my natural smell," you try and convince me that you know more about my body odor than me. How you got this information, I'm not exactly sure, but it scares me.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

Well kat, since you're better than me at everything, you should have told me not to make said comment. You should know better than that.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: note to self... i'm a perfume whore. i'm constantly on the look-out for a new scent.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Crapshck movie comes from crashck book comes from crapshack author. Seems about right.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash:

The right hand should never know what the left is doing. Especially if the left is masturbating furiously.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: Look at that subtle off-white coloring... oh man.

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOooBJSss: Whenever I see your name, it's like somebody bounding into a room, screaming. I like that.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: stop being a whiny bitch. how 'bout that? you were the one who volunteered that you use axe after we labeled it douchey.

/on the rag.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> 1400+ strong. Impressive.
Was Santana pitching tonight? Or just interesting discussions on a Tues night

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Damn, a man walks away for a few minutes to finish a six pack and coupla shots and everyone's all pissed about smells.

I'm calling it, I'm gonna play basketball in the morning, shower, and then work. The smells I emit will be between me and the customers.

businessorleisure

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I love it when a woman wears Burberry Brit. Drives. Me. Crazy.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Bale was decent in it though, I'm glad he was able to find other work after that atrocity.

@racistmascot_inc: That's right, we're on the same page. And we've got an election to win!*

*I don't want to know how, for the sake of plausible denialibility

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:

Oh my god! It even has a watermark.....

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Oh come now, don't be so humble, obviously you know better than I do about how I should do everything. I need you to plan my day tomorrow, or else I might just lay in bed until I feel tired again, and bed sores are no fun.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: [www.youtube.com]

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Should I post more things that I do that everyone can mock and criticize? I'm perfectly willing to change all aspects of my life at the whims of people I know online, so really, fire away.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: Mmmm... Buffalo Wings.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: I was just affirming and reinforcing the notion that axe blows (both literally, since it's an aerosol, and figuratively, since every one I've smelled isn't that great)

... and you can't go wrong with cheerios.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

If you smell like buffalo wing sauce I'll want to ravage you even more.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: (drops ciggarette in lap) Gulp.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash:

I'll PQ Crash off the hook because he likes everything that I like.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: I wholeheartedly agree. I enjoyed very little of that movie, but his music dialog cracks me up.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

Any other recommendations for me? What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow? I mean, since you're my life coach now, I'm expecting some guidance.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: sunshine and daisies is dandy, but coco is damn right sensual. i want a man to smell me and want to ravage my body, not want to play outside.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: @Athletic Supporter: Let's play the feud!

/Eisen

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: @racistmascot_inc: +1 for the only two good moments in that piece of shit.

@Athletic Supporter: Affirmed.

@kataroo_kangaroo: And I sweat rainbows.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

Thanks to you too, kat. No, I mean it, keep criticizing me, it's very helpful.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: oh snap.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter:

I think I'll continue to ignore your advice, but thanks for giving it. No, seriously, thanks, there's nothing I love more than getting unsolicited advice.

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Why the perfume, then?

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter: exactly.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: i always smell like sunshine and daisies.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: I think the bottom line here is "anything but axe".

There is a continuum of ways to smell good, but the unfortunate truth is that axe occupies the far reaches of the "bad" end of that continuum and should be avoided at all costs. For heaven's sake, use right guard or something, axe just sucks.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:

TRY AND GET RESERVATIONS AT DORSIA NOW!!

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash:

No love for Genesis?

The band I mean, not the system. Everyone loves the system.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program:

That would make sense, at least.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> You know who can die in a fire? This guy.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

I've had girls at school actually ask me to please get away from them when I was too sweaty because I smelled so bad. Never had anyone tell me to evacuate because I axed up.

I think I'll stick with what's worked, if you don't mind.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: I smell like a brewery when I'm drunk.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

I'm not talking about you, just complaining about women in general. And seriously, I smell worse au naturale than Axe. Just....trust me. Don't make me fly out to Colorado and lock you alone in a room with me so I can prove it.

I don't smell like a "dude" when I'm sweaty, I smell like a brewery.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: I concur by the way on the Armani bit. The running tally shows 15-for-43 in scoring when I wear that for a night out.

/more like 15-for-430.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter: Most fragrance counters have cups of coffee beans. Inhale from the cup and it'll reset your sense of smell.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: uh... i never said you didn't have good hygiene? and not once did i mention your enthusiasm for giving face. i just said to put a moratorium on the axe because it smells like shit. i'd much rather have a dude smell like a dude than axe.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Haha. When I was unemployed he used to open it up to Job 1:1.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I hear the smell of dirt and water from lake Erie is pretty earthy. What? No? Why are you running away?

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Ha! My Dad's been highlighting his bible and takes notes. I just bug him with my slightly-left of center views. Oh, and I keep setting his bookmark to "Revelations."

@kataroo_kangaroo: Hey, I've had zero complaints about it.

@Athletic Supporter: Emporio Armani. Women will approach you when you wear it. (I'm not kidding)

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

All I'm saying is, I've never complained once when going down on a girl. Ever. And there have been times where I felt I should have been allowed to have a gas mask on. I go to great lengths to clean my naughty bits if I know I'm going to be sexually active, or even think I will be.

So can girls cut me a little slack if I don't smell like spring foliage every damn day?

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: last time I attempted to replenish, my nose got overloaded and they all started smelling like shit. I'll start with this limited group next time.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: i don't know why, but scent is very powerful. possibly blame it on the pheromones? there's just something about a strong, musky, earthy scent with a sweet undertone that gets my blood boiling. i wear coco mademoiselle by chanel, but it's also a muskier, sultrier scent. i don't like super fruity or sweet perfumes.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Thank you. That was the most deliciously awesome answer I could have hoped for. And that idea for the "global warming mug" is outstanding. +12 degrees to you.

He'll be receiving a framed picture of a Mexican Crop worker sitting at a CEO's desk in roughly 3-5 business days.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Athletic Supporter: anything by armani is drool inducing. my personal fave is armani black, but emporio armani is delish as well. burberry is always nice... it's a good staple. i personally like really earthy, manly scents.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> Ok, suddenly it's 51 degrees outside, and it's January 30th in Buffalo. Should I expect pestilence and famine to accompany for lunch tomorrow?

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: my dad is super conservative (not so much socially, but everything else... yeah). we don't talk politics, because there's no changing his mind and everyone just ends up pissed at each other, but we do find different underhanded ways to snark each other. ex: for christmas i got him the "global warming mug" that shows the earth disappearing under water when you put hot water in it, and the last time i went to dc i got him a magnet of george and laura in front of the white house. he returned the favor by re-gifting the mug to me, along with a pair of goggles, and is proudly displaying the magnet on the family fridge.

some fights you can't win, so at least make it a sarcastic battle.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I've just run out, and need to buy new. Any suggestions? (which one was the "jump him")

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

Why are women so obsessed with scent, anyway? I think most perfumes smell awful, and I really don't care whether my girlfriends smell like lilacs and daises or not.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: mmm.... that's a sexy cologne too. that's one of those "smell the man and want to jump him" colognes.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Whatever works for you... I started smoking when Dubya got elected. Faith this, you assface!

Related story: what do you do when you find out that your dad is slowly moving into the realm of religious right? (i.e. Anti same-sex marriage, Anti-immigration, Pro-war, reads the bible too often)

I'll hang up and listen to your response.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

I don't have time for a quick shower when I'm in a hurry. There is no possible way that Axe smells worse than my sweaty-ass self.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: shit, rubbing yourself with a raw piece of rancid pork > axe.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

Trust me, no one will thank me. Like I said, I only use Axe in sweaty emergencies. I don't care how bad you think Axe smells, it smells better than me when I've been exerting myself.

Just trust me.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I use Emporio Armani. Sometimes I'll buy a bottle of Aqua di Gio, but I've stuck with the Emporio.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: i'm not going to win this battle. just going to leave it at: quick 2-minute shower rinse > axe.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> [Shameless Self-Promotion]

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: then don't wear anything. everyone will thank you. get a nice smelling (non-axe) body wash or just plain soap. there is nothing sexier than a man that smells like soap and old spice.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

I use body wash and deoderant. I use Axe when I'm sweaty as all hell and smell like a paper mill and need an emergency fragrance.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: You know how I quit smoking? That fucker was re-elected and I knew I wouldn't be able to afford cigarettes anymore.

That was a "faith-based" program.

/wants a smoke now

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Loved lifeguarding, and I worked around that uch a week as well. Plus, I got paid to train in the swimming "postseason." Fucking sweet.

@notthequarterback: White Horse. Love that stuff.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash:

Like I said, I have cologne. I don't wear it every day, and I don't plan to. Not wasting three spritzes to shlep down to school for two classes and drive back home.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Agreed, Axe makes you smell like a celiac with shitty cologne.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: Hey, you'd be working hard about 99 days more than our current DIC (Douchebag in Chief)

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: then use old spice body wash or just deodorant then. anything but axe.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: I've read most of his books. My favorite (and the one that remains socially relevant) is "The Air-Conditioned Nightmare."

@racistmascot_inc:
@Rock You Like An Iracane: It's called soap and a small amount of nice cologne. Try it, your girlfriends will thank you. Honestly!

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Hey, I'll get shit taken care of in the "first 100 days." Only so I can take the other 265 days off.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @StevePerryPsychOut:

Better to smell like "Axe" than like ass.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> This explains everything: [news.yahoo.com]

Can't wait till that asshole's gone.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I would recommend Scrabulous highly, and I don't have more than maybe 10 Facebook apps. It's that good.

Seriously, in the least Meredith Grey way possible.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo:

I'm not going to use cologne every day, just not going to happen. When I feel it's neccessary, I wear Armani, which girls seem to dig.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I had a marketing class in which Axe was being discussed...it was determined to be "girl repelant". Shit, I didn't need to pay 30k for that analysis...

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: My website is sponsored by a caffinated vodka (P.I.N.K.) it comes in what looks like a women's fragrance bottle. It's going to be the drink of choice for sloppy sluts and douchebag men all across the country in about two years. Just you wait...

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> I'm gone ladies and gents. We'll do this again tomorrow.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Then you'd LOVE my job.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @Rock You Like An Iracane: i've never played scrabulous, and i hate adding facebook apps. otherwise i'd be down.

to all men that use axe: please, just stop. go invest in some nice cologne. my personal favorite is armani black, but burberry is a nice staple.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @businessorleisure: I lost some weight, so a bit of the tolerance went with it. Tis nice on both accounts.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @businessorleisure: what kind of scotch?

@PQ Crash: Can't Stand Ya!!!!

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @StevePerryPsychOut: No, Kettle is fine (actually, it's fucking awesome). In my hastened typing, I meant the overpriced bottles found in "the cluuuuuuubs."

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @StevePerryPsychOut: Except Ketel isn't overpriced, it's just really good.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @PQ Crash: I use Axe body spray. Rarely, but I use it.

The Rockette likes how it smells, I guess.

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]]> <![CDATA[Our Truncated Visit To Media Day]]> @businessorleisure: i had amazing summers lifeguarding. i'd work 60-70 hours week, which sounds like hell, but was actually quite awesome. on a staff of 20, the only 2 chicks were me and my friend amy. college boys were still a novelty to my fresh hs grad self. we'd work all day 30 minutes on, 90 minutes off, play poker, sleep, make up crazy games, prank each other, close up shop, head to the local karaoke ba