<![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> u guys are funny

D.O.D.

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Where is the Amazon link to buy the Mean Girls DVD?

/Yesterday's Break "Watch more free videos" ad.

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]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Lindsay Lohan looked amazing in that film, and has never looked better. Literally.

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @the intrepid spaceman spiff: THE ICING IS MUCH MESSIER THAN CHEEZE DOODLE POWDER

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kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Did someone say Toaster Strudel?

Present!

Becky_MI

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Lt. Winslow welcomes you to the bandwagon.

Dan Shanoff would, too, but only if you fancy the idea of a roofie-drunk & prone Tebow.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Rozelle's Bagman: Dolly Madison Powdered Mini Donuts > Danish Go-Rounds > Toaster Streudel

Lance's Other Nut

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Danish-Go-Rounds > Toaster streudel

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Yes, god yes, absolutely, not even a question.

[usemycomputer.com]

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I actually went to summer school with the woman whose dad invented Mr. Coffee. Thanks for the link!

David Pinto

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Lady Andrea: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY PITCHER!

Turd Ferguson

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Roger: Do you have this hat in the next size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 7 5/8, 7 3/4, and, 7 7/8. You could try Sears.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Which social-climber ratted out his BFF RC when the heat was on? Guess AP won't be spending too much spending too much time in the kitchen.

You know you love me.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Brian McNamee's business card?:

Brian McNamee
HGH Expert/Mathlete Team President/Kickass M.C.

Dignan

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I really, really like the idea of those Yankees teams being like Mean Girls.

Except for the part where Kei Igawa and Mel Stottlemyre get caught banging in the film room.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Pettitte: Roger, I'm sorry I told Sen. Mitchell that you took HGH. And I'm sorry I told everyone. And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.

Roger: Boo, you whore.

Skillet

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> "Hey Andy, how do you spell chlamydia? Oh, no reason...don't worry about it."

[/wishing this weren't an essential transcript from class yesterday.]

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> If we can take the analogy all the way through the movie, I am all for Clemens being hit by a bus.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> HGH is fetch.

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> /still can't believe I've seen the movie

Lance's Other Nut

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I don't know, I mean, he's so weird. He just came up to me and started talking to me about HGH.

Lance's Other Nut

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Lance's Other Nut: that gum you like is coming back in style.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I, for one, am looking forward to seeing a disgraced and fat Roger in a BIG FUN t-shirt someday. Next Tuesday would work.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Andy's still got a couple of DUI's and coke possessions to catch up to a full-blown Mean Girls analogy.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> That's why his arms are so big, they're full of secrets.

Lance's Other Nut

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Candygram: Right because nobody on that Sox team ever put anything illegal in their bodies.

/Still bitter about blowing 3 of those games in the 8th or later.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> roger, maybe next time don't inject human growth hormone in your ass. bartolo colon thinks you've put on a little too much ass weight.

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Which one gave the football team crabs?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Candygram: They just might if Albert Pujols didn't hit Brad Lidge so far he knocked his talent out of the park with the ball.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Nah, man. She's running full speed away from the Vicky Mendoza line.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> And Torre's the good-hearted guidance counselor who never saw a fucking thing.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Ichiro made out with Coach Carr! And so did Dice-K!

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> When did Carlos Beltran move away?
What a slut.

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Gourmet Spud: what's your damage, Clemens?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> After all of this cheating the Astros should at least have a World Series title to forfeit.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Which one is Lindsey Lohan?

B

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Lady Andrea: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Doesn't this whole Roger & Andy story/relationship sound strikingly similar to the plot of Good Burger?

Team-Roundhouse

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Not after she's been passed around like a bottle of crown.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @the intrepid spaceman spiff: That took a bite out of my nutritious belief that capital letters don't make things funnier.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: or even vitamins you ignorant hillbilly.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Going by that picture, they look more like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with the magic pants that fits all of them.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Gourmet Spud: "Dear Diary: Roger told me he teaches people "real life." He said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? He said, yes. I said, you're beautiful."

Awesome movie -

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Toaster Streudel is a well known source of Vitamen A, C, and HGH

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I thought Andy loved Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

ClownForPound

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Am I the only one who likes Lohan more now that she has all these alcohol/drug issues? I love a hot crazy chick.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Andy: Roger, I'm sorry I called you a fat-assed bitch. It's not your fault your ass is so fat.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence: I had a feeling there was more to Becky than meets the eye, but sharing her toaster strudel with professional athletes? I can only express confusion which borders on amazement.

@Lady Andrea: I called my teen angst Terry. We would go out in the woods and throw rocks at stick figures we made and listen to the wind tell us how handsome we really were. Terry also liked to trick me into taking PCP.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Andy,

Did you rat me out? Check one.

____ Yes

____ No

Roger

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @tater: Yes, the last time she was ridiculously hot.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> "Brian McNamee injected me with Kälteen and lidocaine. I was trying to gain five pounds."

I could go all day on this.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> So wait a second: which Corey is Clemens?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Lady Andrea:

Grow up, Andy, steroids are so 2006.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @ArkansasFred: you're ### then.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> TOASTER STREUDELS ARE, QUITE FRANKLY, A PREPOSTEROUS MEAL TO BEGIN YOUR DAY WITH

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Maybe Roger's physique is the result of Toaster Strudels and not steroids.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @Yellow Tail Swine: Well this one time Roger was banging Andy's wife, and Andy walked in. Then both of them started giving Roger...

Yuck

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count...

Oh sorry, wrong movie.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I only saw parts of Mean Girls when it was on HBO one day and totally didn't DVR it and masturbate to it while drunk.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> So if we use the Lindsay Lohan analogy... when does Pedro Guerrero enter this story?

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Which one banged Phil Garner?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> "We will test you for HGH as long as it takes!"

(um ... we can only drug test them until 4)

"We will test you for HGH until 4!"

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> So is Mike Piazza the kid who's too gay to function?

/FRIEND ME ON DEADSPIN PLZ KTHX!

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I don't think it's safe for us to be disscussing pre melt down Lindsay Lohan around here...

Oh Chris Hansen what are you doing here?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> So is Knobluach the guy that also got caught drinking that same night but got caught doing so alone in the men's locker room?

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> MOM: hey kid, more Sunny D!
Clemens: Fuck off, whore!

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Roger you get 3 candy cane grams.

...and none for Andy.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Bonds' man boobs ... can tell when it's currently raining.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> So are you saying that Clemens has balls the size of Lohan?

Ok, I can see that.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @HazelMaesLandingStrip:

It's a complicated one because each guy only once pitches every 5 days.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I told you not to hang out with that Roger character. He's no good.

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I think this storyline much more closely resembles Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> @tater: I love that picture where she's throwing a gang sign!

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> OMG, like you are such an axe wound Andy.

-BFF Roger

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I like that this article is tagged "top". Will, do you have some sort of personal information on Roger and Andy's relationship?

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> I'd just like to say I, for one, welcome our newfound Toaster Streudel meme overlord.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> If you're gonna juice, at least do it in the house.

/Clemens' Mom

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Mean Girls??? Wasn't that the movie Lindsey Lohan was in before she spiraled out of control and now has plenty of funny pictures on a college humor website.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Sooo....Andy Pettite has big hooters?

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[He's Totally Rich Because Her Dad Invented Toaster Streudels]]> Dear Burn Book:

That Andy Pettitte is almost too gay to function...

Gourmet Spud

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