<![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Snausaguss--: He thinks they're UTF-great!

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Hey entire state West Virginia... Move the fuck on!

Seriously this has gotten ridiculous. No wonder your state is all the butt of jokes from the rest of the country.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @1976 Oakland Raiders: Just wait until Crosby is doing his rehab there and a Flyer sends him a soft pass in the middle of the ice...

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> How do you share a minor league team? When some 18 yr old nets 4 goals, do you flip a coin to see who gets him? Or is he already signed exclusively to one team, so in effect, he could be traded, yet stay with the same team?

1976 Oakland Raiders

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: I have a hunch WFVU and OSU fans would be the last to notice. At least the ones at a minor league hockey game.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @StevieY19: Grammar fitting a Michigan grad.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Lady Andrea: I'm still working off my community service from Flashing that ho last August.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> So how much will I be charged/burned alive for wearing this shirt....

[www.richrobots.com]

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @JohnCocktosten: Nitro the American Gladiator begs to differ.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @The Traveling Marburys: Let's not get cocky about all this.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: He doesn't need to take them to the cleaners. He can naturally starch them.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Rob, how do you feel about Unicode breasts?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Im a people person. Who drinks.: @Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: I stand corrected...I suppose Nitro is not the best place for the strippers

JohnCocktosten

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the driving force behind "Michigan WOW!", Bill Martin.

Bill Martin: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view Michigan football. They think of us as a passe, archaic program. People find the playbook obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the board of trustees has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of play and of style. For example, head coach Lloyd Carr. While he has been a time honored symbol of our program, Holy Mother Michigan has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our program crucified. Bo Schembechler didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our coach in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Michigan WOW!" campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Rich. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the coach, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... POP... "Buddy Rich"?

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Tuffy: Wonder Womaning that ho involves a hot brunette and a lasso. I think that one wins.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> "The ASCII wiener meme has been blown way out of proportion, folks."

More to the point, the meme gotten extremely big and cumbersome, but once it gets too exciting it'll eventually come to a head and rescind back to the depths of whence it came.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Rob Iracane: It's certainly a unit of a kind of diffusion.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> The ASCII wiener meme has been blown way out of proportion, folks.

You're such a hard on about commenting.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Brazil Thrill: Trend jumper.

The Traveling Marburys

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> The ASCII wiener meme has been blown way out of proportion, folks.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Lady Andrea: On the other hand, Aquamanning that ho is not considered torture by the United States government.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Bring newspaper articles? Come on, it's West Virginia. They don't even know how to read.

alftime

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> "(_(_) Jim Tressell 8======================D sweater vests. "

Butted in.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Buddy F'n Jesus?

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Rob Iracane: Look what you started. Now there are gonna be 8========D (_|_) and (_)(_) everywhere

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Brazil Thrill: Sweater vests make Tressell:

8==========D ----- ----- ----

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @JohnCocktosten: Actually - the strip joint, it has a fake mafia type name, on Wheeling Island isn't too bad. It's the one right next to the casino. The talent was better than expected - and the cover was really cheap too.

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Rob Iracane: I have no idea why, but this: 8=====D reminds me of this:

[asset1.pnn.com]

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Lady Andrea: Goodnight Irene. ain't NO tellin! Don't even wanna try to guess...

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @JohnCocktosten: Lets not get into this arguement. Im a fan.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: there is now a song about "Spidermanning that ho." We were speculating as to what that could possibly mean. Attach her to the ceiling with white sticky stuff?

@Weed Against Speed: what is it called? The Aristocrats!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> I tried to watch Rich Rodriguez's introduction as West Virginia head coach from 2000, but there was an 18+ minute gap in the video.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Rob Iracane: And he () tweed blazers.

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Brazil Thrill: Actually, Tressell supermans his sweater vests.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> What a cum dumpster. Enjoy 4-8 for the next few, UM.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Rob Iracane:
But Jim Tressell 8======================D sweater vests.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Rob Iracane: + 8======D

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> What's the official score for a forfeit in hockey?

Mmole

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: Rich Rodriguez 8=====D mock turtlenecks.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Brazil Thrill: A bit redundant in WFVA, don't you think?

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: True, but have you ever BEEN to a strip club in WV? Not the best talent you will see.

JohnCocktosten

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> People who show up wearing Penn apparel will be charged triple because, c'mon, share the wealth.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> I heard comedian/actor Taylor Negron will be playing the role of Rodriguez in an upcoming made-for-tv movie.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> It's couples night! Your sibling and/or spouse gets a 50% discount on their ticket!

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> I wonder if United Bank is ashamed to have its name behind that man's smirk.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Camp Tiger Claw: +1

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Chris Webber has no problems with the way RichRod has handled his business on his way to Ann Arbor.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> They should do that price hike deal to every douchebag who wears Yankees gear to random games at Shea Stadium.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> ohio state fans and west virginia fans celebrating their hatred together. who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> The DickRod era's gonna be an exciting one. I'd suggest building a moat around Ann Arbor to prevent the inevitable midnight raids.
@Lady Andrea: /ignites ottoman in anticipation

Disgruntled Goat

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @TheLou-Do: West Virginia has more moonshine stills and strip clubs per capita then any other state. It makes living there much easier.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> I just bought a perfectly fine used car from that man.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> @Weed Against Speed: If that happens the whole season's budget will be out. Rent-A-Shredder has an rough return policy.

LIGHTTHELAMP

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Shouldn't they be more upset about the fact that they live in West Virginia?

TheLou-Do

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Will He Nail Her!

(clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

Will He Nail Her!

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Nailer? I don't even know her!

/easy post-lunch-coma joke

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Be careful what ya wish for Rich. Folks out heah have long rememories.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> I know a certain "President" of "the United States" who might have some "confidential documents" he might need to "dispose of". Wheeling's not too far from DC, eh?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> Mr. Rodriguez, how do you feel about mock turtlenecks?

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> It's a fake. WV has no idea what "hockey" even means

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> When WFVU and tOSU fans get together, no couch is safe!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> ...to the industrial sized paper shredder that will be stationed in the concourse.

Won't this be a pretty expensive promotion if the fans set the shredder on fire?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Help The Nailers Shred Rich Rodriguez]]> I have trouble believing this promotional stunt is real. Nowhere does it involve lighter fluid.

Matt Sussman

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