Jamboroo XXII: The Super Bowlaroo, Featuring Queens Of the Stone Age, Kix, Guacamole, New Drinking Games And Stolen Porn - Deadspin Comments

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten:

Jamboroo XXII: The Super Bowlaroo, Featuring Queens Of the Stone Age, Kix, Guacamole, New Drinking Games And Stolen Porn

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:55:51 EST

@supermike4ever:

Yeah, my commenting is mediocre at best. I've just never pissed you off before.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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PotKettleBlack — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:55:20 EST

No Blue Cheese on Wings. Blue Cheese on chips, now yer talking.

I guess I have been to Mount Doom. It's off Grand, in St. Louis.
Two versions of Busch.
1- Bud that failed the taste test.
2- Bud brewed with Corn instead of wheat.
From an HTG AB brewmaster himself (not me).

PotKettleBlack

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supermike4ever — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:48:35 EST

i agree!

i don't know who you are. have you commented on here before?

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Storming the Floor — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:39:03 EST

@Clare: Any day that starts with me making my bed is bound to be a bad day.

Storming the Floor

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bigboneded — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:37:36 EST

@Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: The first porn I ever had was found, placed carefully UNDER a garbage can, after knocking the garbage can over riding past it on my way home from 7th grade. Kicking over trash cans was sort of a hobby.

For some reason, I believe the first mag was a Penthouse with Paulina Porizkova and Rosanna Arquette pics...but I could be wrong.

bigboneded

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DougOLis — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:33:43 EST

@SA: I'm in favor of celery because it provides negative calories.

I think they give you celery with wings so you get some fiber in there so your colon doesn't explode and spew shit all over the room.

DougOLis

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DougOLis — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:27:29 EST

@sir_pantsalot: Guac definitely needs a serrano pepper in it.

I'm not sure how I feel about the olive oil in that recipe; I've never used it before, but I might be willing to entertain the suggestion.

DougOLis

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:26:07 EST

@supermike4ever:

You're so easy, it's almost not fun.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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KipBoomGoesTheDynamite — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:22:56 EST

Difference between Kix and Honeycomb? Honeycomb's big, yeah, yeah. It's not small, no, no.

KipBoomGoesTheDynamite

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twentyfivemillionreasons — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:17:53 EST

I remember that issue. It had the Rickey Henderson interview in it, which was why I got my dad to buy it for me. And no, I'm not joking.

twentyfivemillionreasons

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OhTheHugeManatee — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:15:08 EST

So good...

OhTheHugeManatee

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:11:19 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten:
The Dallas Cowboys disagree.

stealofthedraft

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:01:56 EST

I once stole some kids magic: the gathering cards and then traded them for two playboys. Best. Trade. Ever.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:01:16 EST

@Clare: every time I pass the cereal aisles in Costco, I have to suppress violent reactions to buy Cinnamon Toast Crunch because it would be all gone in two or three days.

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supermike4ever — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:00:05 EST

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: yeah, bdd's comments are the best!

i concur with bdd.

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supermike4ever — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:59:27 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: and YOU are a winner... biiiiiig winner.

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:58:25 EST

QOTSA FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!

/throws in CD

Fat-Fat

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Skeets — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:55:54 EST

Ah, "Hide the Swank" ... greatest game ever. We hid that shit in guitar cases, in the fridge, on top of ceiling fans... hell, we once even three-hole punched a copy and slipped it in a buddy's school binder. He found it during a group study break.

Fuck, I miss college.

Skeets

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HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:53:31 EST

@Another-Failed-Tedford-QB: Biscuits for the P-in-the-B are far better than croissants. Also, cut down on the time with an assembly line.

HIV 2 Elway

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IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:51:08 EST

@Big Daddy Drew:

BDD, always tellin' like it is. Gotta respect that.

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:48:30 EST

Greatest underappreciated Petty song: "Spike".

Chief Wahoo

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:46:36 EST

@thefuseproject:
Or Dutch, although that's a distinction scarcely worth mentioning to some.

stealofthedraft

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thefuseproject — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:43:53 EST

BDD please avoid any suggestions to "talk with somebody" about your "barely suppressed rage issues," they're what makes your work the best.

Oh, and the only people who eat mayo on ANYthing are communists.

thefuseproject

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:38:52 EST

Damn, I actually paid for my nudie mags. Makes me feel even more inadequate...

stealofthedraft

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SA — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:38:20 EST

@mesohornsby: I think I love you. Thanks. I'll be getting some on Friday.

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Clare — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:36:43 EST

@Doyle McPoyle: I understood it was the effect of air touching the avocado and oxidizing it that turns guacamole brown. I put saran wrap directly onto the top of the guacamole and smooth out the air bubbles. That way air doesn't touch the avocado and it stays green in the fridge while the flavors come together.

The more you know...*ding*

Clare

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:32:31 EST

@Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: Amen

Hours of scrambled porn just for a chance of seeing a nipple. Kids today with their digital cable - they don't fight through the static.

/My lawn appears trampled upon

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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Drew Magary — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:29:04 EST

@supermike4ever: You should feel left out. You're a fucking loser.

Drew Magary

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Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:29:01 EST

@Doyle McPoyle:
seconded

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

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Katni — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:28:46 EST

Most shocking revelation in the entire Jamboroo: BDD has a real job?? I'm hurt. I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

Katni

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:28:35 EST

@SA: Or you can find it at a store (somewhat) near you!

[www.kelloggs.com]

MeSoHornsby

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Lizabelle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:28:27 EST

This conversation is awful. I'm starving and the only food in the house is milk and a half jar of pickles.

Lizabelle

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:28:00 EST

@Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: It could be, I'm not that sure. How about we just agree that the seeds don't do a damn thing to stop oxidation.

Doyle McPoyle

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ClownForPound — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:27:16 EST

Surely there's somewhere Busch is served that'd let Sponge play the Big Game Party. I'm sure they'd be happy to eat the wing butter runoff with nary an exasperated sigh.

ClownForPound

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buttons — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:27:06 EST

I used to steal Dad's Playboys. He'd steal 'em back, and never once mentioned it. By the time I was 17, we were hiding porn rags in crawlspaces, rafters, and once, the doghouse. The old man was a crafty sonofabitch, I tell ya.

Nice collection of porn, too.

buttons

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Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:26:20 EST

@Doyle McPoyle:
Technically, isn't it the acid (citric not lysergic) that keeps it from going brown.

/the more you know

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

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Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:26:10 EST

I will settle the mayo question with Blue Plate Mayonnaise. Everything else can suck my dick.

Randall Tex Cobb

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Moletran — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:25:54 EST

@The Teufel Shuffle: I beg to differ. Not everyone in NYC lives in manhattan.

re: bleu cheese: its only there so you can dip the vegetables in it, has no place on the wings themselves.

Moletran

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Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:25:02 EST

I stole that same issue of playboy myself.

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supermike4ever — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:23:55 EST

um, how did i miss "Unsilent Vajority"'s "television" debut in "the flesh" on "the web"??? holy mackeral it's the story of the week!!!!

did we already discuss this??? i feel left out.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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SA — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:23:45 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: @Lady Andrea: Thank you.

@mesohornsby: I just saw on Amazon a group of 4 boxes for $15. It's more than $3 a box but I'm seriously considering getting it. I have to try that cereal.

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Clare — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:23:21 EST

@Signal to Noise: My mom once gave me a wholesale club-size box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch for my birthday. BEST. GIFT. EVER.

I am having an awful week. My iTunes seems to know this and played "A Song for the Deaf" while I was getting ready for work this morning. It didn't make my week any better, but it did make me punch the shit out of my pillows while I was making my bed.

Clare

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Lizabelle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:22:19 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: They sold outdated Oreo-Os (aka, sex in a box) at a bodega next to my apartment. I bought it anyway.

Then the bodega burnt down.

Lizabelle

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:20:31 EST

Drew-You're crazy. The pits don't do a damn thing, it's the vitamin C in the lime juice that keeps them from turning brown. You can feel free to throw the giant seeds away.

Doyle McPoyle

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ChadsMyGuy — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:20:19 EST

Ooh La La, BDD. Listen up, ladies. Ryan is in an upcoming shit-hole of a movie (just guessing) called Stop-Loss. Where he plays a soldier from Texas, who appears to be shirtless most of the time. Must see.

ChadsMyGuy

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Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:18:53 EST

The nice thing about the old days was that you had to work for your porn (see article above). When you got "done" there was a real sense of accomplishment. Kids these days will never know the joy of walking to a friend's house and finding a Penthouse in the street and then spending the next five hours looking at it page-by-page. Back then, even the ads were a potential goldmine. It's just too easy now.

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:18:39 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: I have. It was pretty good but there's better.

LeagueofShadows

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BDoc — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:18:11 EST

If that post had been read to me it would have been like getting fucked in the earpussy.

BDoc

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:17:22 EST

@twoeightnine: Fuck yeah. Theresa, baby. Best. Woman. Ever.

@Merril Hoge's Hairplugs: the fuck it is!

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:17:19 EST

Franken Berry... now only available around Halloween, and the milk is delicious. My kids and I cry each year when we finish the last box. Also happens when I finish the last bottle of Sam Adams Winter Lager...

crazyjoedavola

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:16:55 EST

@SA: I used to get so mad at my mom if she came home from the store without a box of Rice Krispies Treats cereal.

@Lady Andrea: you win

MeSoHornsby

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2ndBase — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:16:48 EST

@crazyjoedavola: I watched that. They both looked horrible.

2ndBase

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In Flagrante Delicto — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:16:39 EST

Throw some Tony Chachere's ([en.wikipedia.org]'s) in that bitch and you've made yourself the world's greatest guac, maybe better. And don't go putting some other bullshit "Cajun" spice in there, they are not all the same.

In Flagrante Delicto

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:16:00 EST

@LeagueofShadows: I hadn't seen it in a while either. But, there it was Sunday - at a 7-11 in Arlington, VA.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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Randall Tex Cobb — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:15:51 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Western NY is the world leader in drunken ice fishing rescues.

Randall Tex Cobb

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Drew Magary — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:15:09 EST

I see none of you have experienced the majesty that is Oreo-O's.

Drew Magary

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:14:30 EST

@EditoroftheDailyFaberian: They still make that? I havn't seen that for a long time. Maybe I'm just ignorant.

LeagueofShadows

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CheapShotsWinChampionships — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:14:25 EST

That wing eating technique has given me many an unfair advantage at Super Bowl time. And fuck your fairness, I'm eating any drumstick I see too. It's not my fault others are too pussy for the forearms.

CheapShotsWinChampionships

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:14:02 EST

@mesohornsby: but you don't eat it by itself.

@Phony Gwynn: ewwwwww.

@MrMoustache: my first porn mag was a Gent that I found under my dad's bed.

@SA: light mayo is the devil's work. If you're using mayonnaise, just use the real shit.

@katolesce: we just pour it right on, both sides. Let it sit in the fridge for two days or so and then grill it. It's delicious.

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SA — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:13:27 EST

@katolesce: Ah. I get it now.
@mesohornsby: There was a Rice Krispies Treats cereal? Why wasn't I told of of this? I feel like I've wasted my life until I have tried that.

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cromartie — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:13:14 EST

would also like to know which girls would have been willing to have sex with me that I didn't know about. There's gotta be one shocker in that batch.

Every time this column runs, I find at least one monumental line like this that I've frequently wondered myself. This. This is gold. Thanks BDD, you've once again made my week.

cromartie

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:13:14 EST

@SA: Duke's Light is blasphemy in a jar.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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EditorOfTheDailyFaberian — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:12:16 EST

@LeagueofShadows: Remember? I had some this morning.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:11:56 EST

@katolesce: Have you tried Super Colon Blow?
mesohornsby: Wow, I forgot about those two. Golden Grahams are right up at the top for me. I forgot they made Rice Krispie Treat cereal. THAT was good stuff.

LeagueofShadows

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katolesce — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:11:47 EST

@mesohornsby:

How about Nerds cereal? The cereal box set up just like the candy.

katolesce

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:11:39 EST

@Rob Iracane: so did I
/takes hint, gets back to work

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:11:09 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: No, but he may have been in a wheelchair.

@mesohornsby: Or Cookie Crisp. Nothing like starting your day with fucking cookies.

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:09:30 EST

@LeagueofShadows: Golden Grahams > Cinnamon Toast Crunch

However, Rice Krispies Treats cereal was perhaps the greatest of them all.

/weeps

MeSoHornsby

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:09:28 EST

the milk after a bowl of CTC

Look, I met Camp Tiger Claw, and while we sure as hell might have smoked something together, there was none of that freaky stuff going on, thank you very much.

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:09:23 EST

I just got a great new waffle iron.

Rob Iracane

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MrMoustache — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:09:12 EST

I was more of a "Gent" man. Actually we would steal whatever we could find in our friends dad's briefcase.

MrMoustache

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:08:59 EST

@supermike4ever: As a child of a Chilean, cilantro is put in everything, including strained pears. It's like lifeblood to me.

And Agnieszka Holland directed some great eps of The Wire, so she's made up for the penis folly, methinks.

Sandy Magic Jackson

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katolesce — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:08:37 EST

@LeagueofShadows:

Unfortunately, I'm on a steady diet of Colon Blow for breakfast. (see previous wings and bleu cheese post)

katolesce

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Slothrop — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:08:02 EST

@twoeightnine:

And men and women from Buffalo differ how? And wings and celery always taste like more.

Slothrop

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:07:30 EST

@Phony Gwynn: did he also claim that his Grandfather invented the Cob Salad ?

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DennyCrane — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:07:21 EST

Oh, and Drew: I think I'm going to try your chili recipe this weekend. Though I won't have the joint ashes for that extra je ne sais quoi.

DennyCrane

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:06:48 EST

Also, I'm pretty sure Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the greatest cereal ever. Followed by Fruit Loops. Does anyone remember French Toast Crunch? That was amazing.

LeagueofShadows

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joshpr — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:06:47 EST

I love Rosa Mexicano but $14 for one avocado is a rip off. Hit Canyon Road up First Avenue (near 76th Street) for much better and more reasonable guacamole.

joshpr

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SA — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:06:07 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Someone who understands. As long as you don't use the Duke's Light. That shit sucks big time.

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katolesce — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:05:16 EST

@SA:

The wings cleanse the palate of the bleu cheese and vice versa.

Ahhh.. the circle of obesity....

katolesce

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twoeightnine — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:05:15 EST

Said that his grandfather "invented" the hot wing, in Buffalo, and that it should be served ONLY with bleu cheese and carrots, NEVER with ranch and celery.

That's funny considering that wings were invented by a woman and the Anchor Bar serves their wings with celery.

twoeightnine

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supermike4ever — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:05:10 EST

i don't associate with people who don't like cilantro.

i have cancelled that in my area.

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MitchKayak — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:04:44 EST

when did they stop serving carrots with wings? I'm ok with carrots because those go great with blue cheese. Celery is just pure evil.

MitchKayak

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sir_pantsalot — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:04:06 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Doesnt matter absolutely not mayo.

Drew what about peppers you have to have jalapeons or serrano peppers?

sir_pantsalot

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SA — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:04:02 EST

@LeagueofShadows: Celery can go straight to hell.
@katolesce: But then what is going to cleanse your palate of the blue cheese?
@Phony Gwynn: YES.

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Cowboycane — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:03:54 EST

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Just say "the one with the tits and the giant head" next time, and we'll know who you mean.

Cowboycane

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Another-Failed-Tedford-QB — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:03:51 EST

No shout out for the grand daddy of all Super Bowl snacks: the pig in a blanket. Those fuckers always take so long to wrap each little wiener in their croissant, but the outcome is always exceedingly popular. Try dipping in nacho cheese or BBQ sauce...

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

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katolesce — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:03:45 EST

@Lady Andrea:

Good tip. I use it when grilling chicken, but I never thought of steak. How long do you soak it? Do you dilute it, or just pour it right on?

katolesce

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:03:35 EST

@Phony Gwynn: the milk after a bowl of CTC is 100x better than the milk after a bowl of Lucky Charms. This is the true test.

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grungedave — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:03:24 EST

"I wanna work my way up to middle management"

greatest. commercial. ever.

I still use those lines to describe my career to this day. Smart damn kids in that commercial.

grungedave

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:03:17 EST

@Lady Andrea: If you eat it, it's food. That includes herbs, spices, boogers, and...nevermind.

MeSoHornsby

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:02:12 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw: International. Kosuke Fukudome and old pictures of Hee-Seop Choi.

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:02:00 EST

@mesohornsby: Cilantro is gross.

LeagueofShadows

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:01:55 EST

@mesohornsby: I wouldn't call it a food, you just use it to spice things. And yeah, if you don't like avocados then guacamole probably isn't your thing. : )

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Lizabelle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:01:45 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Have you had the chocolate variety? They're kind of good...

Lizabelle

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:01:29 EST

@Gourmet Spud: @Camp Tiger Claw: *Club

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:01:12 EST

@SA: That's what I was going to say to L.A. It's not mayo. It's Duke's.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:00:48 EST

@katolesce: I always get 6 of one, 6 of the other. I love Spicy Garlic too. SG also makes a great steak marinade. My brother and I would buy our tailgating steaks on Thursday, soak them in SG and then grill them up Saturday before Iowa games. Beautiful.

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DennyCrane — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:00:04 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Marshmallows have no place in my cereal unless a) they are roasted or b) someone stuffed shrooms inside them.

DennyCrane

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Lizabelle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:58 EST

@supermike4ever: I third that.

Lizabelle

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supermike4ever — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:54 EST

@Rob Iracane: eh, they're both moldy.

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:36 EST

@Lady Andrea: Cilantro is my least favorite "food" ever. Then again, I don't like avocados, so maybe I shouldn't comment on guac.

MeSoHornsby

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El Knob Grande — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:35 EST

If the Tom Petty video traumatized you because of what happened to Alice then I would direct you to Where The Truth Lies.

Much nicer ending for Alice.

El Knob Grande

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SA — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:33 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: At least you're using the only good mayo out there.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:32 EST

If you serve this to a woman, she will have sex with you.

As long as its really good guac, yes.

And I vote for ranch dressing with tery-hot wings, to help cut some of the kick. The celery is so your gf can chew on something while you watch the game in peace.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Jerkwheat — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:17 EST

@SA: I can go either way - I don't mind it, but I generally enjoy my wings sans bleu

Also, it's bullshit that I don't have a good wings place near me.

Jerkwheat

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DennyCrane — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:59:11 EST

You know, I was watching some shit on the Food Network (I like food) where Bobby Flay challenges some dude from Buffalo to a buffalo wing cookout. He breaded the wings, which from what I understand is some sort of blasphemy. But damn did they look tasty.

DennyCrane

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:58:43 EST

Lucky Fucking Charms.

End of discussion.

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:58:35 EST

@SA: Blue Cheese is necessary. And I hate celery.

LeagueofShadows

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katolesce — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:58:30 EST

@SA:

I think you need it to cleanse the palate.

@Lady Andrea:

I'm a spicy garlic guy, but yeah.. that's some good shit, too.

katolesce

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:58:18 EST

@Camp Tiger Claw:

And you thought he had a cannon for an arm...

Gourmet Spud

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MattinglysSideburns — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:58:16 EST

@bigboneded:

I used to wear a monocle when I read that.

MattinglysSideburns

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Drew Magary — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:58:06 EST

For the record, nobody from NYC calls the 59th Street bridge the Queensboro Bridge.

Well I lived there for six years and plenty of people called it just that. So you can drink a tall cold glass of shut the fuck up.

Drew Magary

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:57:36 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I agree, this is a great day.

LeagueofShadows

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Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:57:33 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: Naked pictures of Shawon Dunston?

Camp Tiger Claw

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:56:51 EST

@UpstateUnderdog:

I never pegged you as one who would be into the inter-species stuff, Dog.

Gourmet Spud

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:56:49 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: guacamole with MAYO? Ewwww.

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:55:52 EST

Just tossing this out there: the Mango Habanero sauce at BWWs is fucking awesome.

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tuckpendleton — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:55:30 EST

I agree with Kato. You need the celery for those blue cheese chunks. It's way too hard to balance the blue cheese chunk on a wing and then try to shove the whole thing in your mouth, or you have to do some awkward bending-forward-biting-sideways-into-the... thing where you're trying to get the blue cheese before it falls off.

So yeah, go with the celery.

tuckpendleton

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:55:11 EST

At first I wasn't convinced by Drew's taste in chicken wings, but the conviction through swearing was what sealed it for me. I'm cured of celery!

Matt Sussman

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:54:56 EST

@the intrepid spaceman spiff: Cinnamon Toast Crunch > Apple Jacks > Smacks > Honey Comb

More like Cinnamon Toast Crack.

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SA — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:54:35 EST

So am I the only one who agrees with BDD on the no bleu cheese with wings stand?

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:54:18 EST

I for one, was too big of a pussy to steal porn from the convenience store. I usually had to wait for the Victoria's Secret catalogs to come in the mail.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:53:25 EST

@Lady Andrea: It can be done.

/guy who uses Duke's mayo in his guac

She Blinded Me With Violence

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:53:23 EST

@The KB: /raises hand

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:53:21 EST

@Lamppost: apple jacks > smacks > honey comb

the earl of weaver

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:53:11 EST

For the record, nobody from NYC calls the 59th Street bridge the Queensboro Bridge.

The Teufel Shuffle

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VTBen — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:53:04 EST

Good choice for Europa Europa, classy film.

Once again, in regards to this column, Happy birthday me!

VTBen

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:53:03 EST

@bigboneded: Cub International was another favorite.

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The KB — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:52:22 EST

Has anyone ever paid for a Swank?

The KB

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:52:02 EST

@Lady Andrea: affirmed.

The wings have to be with bleu cheese. I love ranch dressing, yet I can't eat wings with ranch. It feels wrong.

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:52:00 EST

BDD: do not go to oyamel on 7th street in the district. you will literally have to retrieve your wallet from your asshole if you order the guac.

the earl of weaver

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bigboneded — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:51:51 EST

@UpstateUnderdog: Make mine, High Society.

bigboneded

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:51:33 EST

@Muggsy Bogues: Negative. I cooked in a dive whilst getting my higher edumacation and we didn't make hot wings using butter.

Medium wings? Yeah.

Mild wings? Even more so.

Extra mild wings? Fuck off with that, why bother? I could just cook them in V8 or tomato soup and you'd get the same thing. Probably even taste better.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Doctor Acula — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:51:31 EST

@Crookednose: SO true. The pictures are always pale and look 30 years old. Chinese menus make the Sbarro menu look like HD.

Doctor Acula

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:49:54 EST

@supermike4ever: Uh, that's not blue cheese on those panties...

Rob Iracane

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:49:24 EST

I think Drew should get a show on Food Network with Giada Dilar..werti..um.
You know who I mean.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:49:00 EST

@Gourmet Spud: Swank is still my all time favorite beat book.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:48:56 EST

@The Gizmo from Pismo: I personally agreed with the Tiger Woods lynching comment

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Triple B — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:48:25 EST

Brady has been at his pink taco in NYC last week.

Triple B

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:48:21 EST

I worked at a pretty damn-good wing joint in college, and supposedly one day, before I came in, some guy rolled in. Early, about 11 am or so on a Saturday. Said that his grandfather "invented" the hot wing, in Buffalo, and that it should be served ONLY with bleu cheese and carrots, NEVER with ranch and celery.

So, there's that.

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katolesce — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:48:17 EST

I love me some fucking Jambaroo.

I prefer the mini-drumstick, but I've also mastered seperating the "forearm" bones without splatter. Celery is just a way to spoon a giant fucking chunk of bleu cheese into my mouth.

katolesce

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:48:02 EST

@Signal to Noise: landing strip, S2N. Landing strip.

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Matt_T — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:47:32 EST

Well at least you aren't advocating ranch on wings.

Matt_T

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:47:20 EST

How many throwgasms is the Puppy Bowl?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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DennyCrane — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:46:54 EST

@Phony Gwynn: Smacks > Honey Comb

DennyCrane

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:46:44 EST

but...they really ARE all racist, aren't they?

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:46:38 EST

@mesohornsby: you CAN'T make guac without cilantro. Don't turn your nose up at it, it's good shit.

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:46:34 EST

@Lady Andrea: there's gotta be a middle ground, though...eventually the bald look gets old.

The best part of "Song for the Deaf" after that intro? The harmonized guitar parts -- perfectly evil.