<![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> The 'Fourth Estate' is twisting itself into a pretzel these days. Their industries are collectively going down the toilet, and they don't quite know what to do with Al Gore. On one hand, he created the Global Warming hysteria that all these media cretins subscribe to. But on the other hand, he invented the Internet...which just so happened to spawn the birth of blogs, message boards, and comments sections. These would be the same 'blogs, message boards, and comments sections' that the sports media gray-hairs are enraged over in a haughty 'How DARE They!' sort of way. Every enraged sports media hack is boiling over because the Internet has usurped their 'rason d'etre.' They know this to be true, which is why you're seeing stuff like this. The Internet, by the way, also gave us YouTube. :-)

ChrisNH

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Chris, stop crushing gator tails off the teleprompter, the 80's are over.

JPWs Glorius Bangs

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> He's awfully religious off-air, no?

BadCall

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> i took two f-ing hours to take a dump once.

and i all i could do was fart. it was none triumphant.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> The more I watch this the more I want to know what someone did to Chris Berman.

dmac

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Somehow, if Boomer makes it to the pearly gates, I don't think a simple uttering of "You're with me, Jesus" will atone for this.

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Weed Against Speed: Dammit, who typed that into the teleprompter? He reads everything on the screen!

Juice Box Hero

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jesus won't help you with that mouth, Berman.

JDR

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I'm surprised he didn't produce a soiled wad of toilet paper to show the production team what he really thinks of their performance.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I get like that when someone comes into the bathroom at work and I need a little private time. What, I can't get five fuckin' minutes?! People usually leave.

MY LEFT TIT

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> It's like Tom Jackson's never worked on fuckin' TV before. I mean, Jesus.

sharky

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Was that a beer he was drinking?

Wow, what a meltdown. This is epic.

Dignan

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Not shown: The next eight takes where Berman flubs simple lines and stumbles over his own tongue, while everybody in the studio is dead-ass silent.

being_sven

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Someone needs to dub the audio from this video over Berman's guest appearance on Sesame Street.

Fuck Rudolph

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT WORKING ON TV!!! Look at the man he is working his ass off to bring us those critical highlights of Jeff George throwing to Tim Brown. Give the guy a break-for crying out loud he is sweating his ass off, he probably hasn't eaten in about 17 minutes, and he looks like he's got a 2 foot log stuffed up his colon that needs to be pushed out. It's about damned time somebody stands up to people who move about.

ErinAndrewsBuns

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jesus. For a Jew, Berman sure says "Jesus" a lot...

speaking of, do Muslims holler "Muhammad" when they orgasm?

SpiroAgnewsGhost

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> None of those people must have worked in television before.

Chet Lemon

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "Most uncomfortable two minutes in football" for the people behind the cameras.

budbrad

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Oh, and who do we thank for digging through the MNF archives? Van Pelt? Kolber? Fouts???

Charles

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jesus! Can't everybody stop for 10 minutes? Could somebody please get Dennis Miller the fuck out of my way? Jesus! It's not too much to ask.

Jesus! It's like, nobody's ever worked in TV before? I have 15 fucking minutes to hit on this leather clad intern, and I have 8 people running under the fucking camera!

Charles

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I had a 5 hour wait until I could get home and watch this...was it worth it?

You bet--thanks Will!!!

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @strum40: I'd believe it. Chewing out people in front of their peers is the lowest of the low. Berman is just angry because McDonald's stopped serving breakfast after 10:30.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Berman says "fuck" and "jesus" and nothing happens. Dana Jacobsen says "fuck jesus" and gets suspended for a week. Since when did the WWL become a bunch of chauvinist pigs? Oh wait...

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Hilarious, but so typical. It's always the shittiest anchors that have the biggest egos and are the biggest primadonas.

GoEliGo????

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Interesting...

[www.mercextra.com]

In the comments from February 07 someone named Tigerbyte says

"A guy I worked with had previously worked at ESPN and shared a story where Berman screwed up on air, and it was his fault. Berman went on to chew out a guy in front of the rest of the crew to save face. I see Berman as a sweaty,overweight doofus who is always looking out for "the swami". I hope it is consistently brought up to him."

Did the guy who worked at ESPN leak the video?

Sucko-T

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> This video was totally taken out of context.

The Great Gondorff

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> What happened to the pictures the Bermanator was supposed to see this week? Jesus!

Glass_Family

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Best Jazz Hands Ever

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> and now "Berman" becomes a verb.

Glenn Beck's Taint

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You're with me, temper tantrum.

bamassippi

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "Hey, everbody get back, back, back, back, back where you were. I'm trying to concentrate!"

Aith

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> i've worked on TV before Chris, do you mean me?

Fucking poodles....

Big John

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "Now THAT'S a timber-tantrum"/EMMITT

denogginizer

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Dana Jacobson knows how to exact revenge.

Nacho Friendly

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Seriously, I think more highly of Berman because of this. This is more engrossing than a thousand cliche-ridden NFL highlights.

grayflannelsuit

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Chris Berman is an ass? What next, a Mormon/Black/Female/POW president? Canada here I come.

MaverickTugboatCaptain

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> No more ducks in the fucking studio.

Muzzo

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Kid Canada:

You're with me, disgruntled employee.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Is that his Bill O'Reilly impression?

The Count of Monte Fisto

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You're with me, attention deficit disorder.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Last year's Super Bowl: "Lemme Know" text message
This year's Super Bowl: Berman video
Next year's Super Bowl: Erin Andrews fingerbang Blu-Ray disc?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> BACK BACK BACK BACK!!!

Trizz Nathaniel

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> He's like an annoying Casey Kasem. Or, Caey Kasem.

MikeHass

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> And he could...Tell...Every...ONE...OFF...And he does!!!

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Imagine this was on a porno set and Berman was struggling to get hard.

(substitute "TV" with "PORN")

Just listen, don't look.

losloseeboy

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> EPIC

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Blackaces: I say Leitch is the Scott Hall of the Internets, and we're his New World Order. We rise to power quickly, become oversaturated, and within four years... Vince McMahon buys the internet.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> This is like the Patterson Bigfoot footage, only more unbelievable. You're with me, lunatic.

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @gjdodger: Probably a pat on the back, since it didn't involved hugging an intern or pervy cell phone pictures.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> What would you figure is the perfect metaphor for Deadspin vs ESPN?

Deadspin is Kryptonite to ESPN's Superman?

Leitch is the Muqtada al Sadr of the internets, and we're his Mahdi Army?

What?

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You're with me, hissy fit.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> So, whaddya think? Two week suspension?

gjdodger

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I can't watch this at work...I am counting down the seconds until I can go home.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Three seconds later, Scott Jurgenson challenged Berman to a fight...and Berman actually murdered him.

The KB

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I, for one, think it's kind of classy the way he reminds everyone that they are working with a television legend, who has done this a time or two before, without actually saying so. The Great Communicator.

DoxDox

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Blackaces: Nah, you're good.

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @crazyjoedavola: Ah, you beat me.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Patchy Drizzle: Now I have Iron Maiden stuck in my head.

Today is born the seventh one
Born of woman the seventh son
And he in turn of a seventh son
He has the power to heal
He has the gift of the second sight
He is the chosen one
So it shall be written
So it shall be done!!!
/Dickinson explosion

Tyler Knew and Turk! Wendell Ate Won Too

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> This is Deadspin's version of the Zapruder film.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Follow Broadcaster Berman [+]

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "I'm beside myself, Flannel!"

DucksOnPondScum

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Chad Sexington: Post o' the year.

gjdodger

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> No one made the "You're with me Jesus" joke? Jesus!

This has made the day awesome.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> What's sad is that Will does the same thing to his Rick Ankiel figurine after posting a story to Deadspin.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Hey, you'd lose your shit too if you had to be Chris Berman.

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "Hey Boomer, Bubbelah -- maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those Holiday Inn Tiki Lounge numbers in leatherized spandex that inevitably leave you blue-balled and take a Klonopin or two, okay, Chachi?"

/Camera 4

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> this probably should have been the DUAN topic of the day.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I love how he's so frustrated that he can't even get out an entire sentence before defaulting to "Jesus!" Took me five minutes to interpret what he was so mad about.

And if I were on that camera crew I would have told him to go fuck himself.

SEC gal

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> YouTube GOLDDDDDDDDD

RagingRomones

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> This is why I defy Websense and risk my job every day.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Just... awesome.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> THAT FINGER GESTURE AT THE BEGINNING

JESUS

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Wow, the coke really wore off faaaaast in that clip. And I'm not talkin' diet!! Heyyoooo!

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> On his way home from work that night, Boomer killed a hooker just to relieve the stress.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Travis Henry only needs to use the studio for 2 1/2 minutes

WILBON_08

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Rob Iracane: Just like the JFK assassination, only without the brain matter all over the first lady.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I will always remember where I was when I first saw the Chris Berman "why does everyone all of a sudden have to move" video.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "WHAT, BERMAN?!? WHAT?" --Jesus

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I can't wait to hear what happens when someone waves a "Go Colts/Yankees/Golden Eagles" banner on the set of the B.S. report

WILBON_08

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Not even Scientology itself can get a video off the Gawker Media servers.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> On a lighter note, Berman seems to be doing his best fat guy in a little coat impression. I mean jesus, it looks like that shirt is giving birth to that flinstone esque head.

RestoretheRoar

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You'd think the Giants being in the Super Bowl or the Santana trade would be enough to keep me happy, but this, honestly, made me happier than all of them.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I got it

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Girls, take this as a warning of the consequences of shooting down any of Berman's advances.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Isn't it funny what can upset certain TV personalities?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> What did I think of Berman's performance? Jesus!

/Lasorta

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You're with me, Bipolar Disorder.

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I'm trying to pull it with Orbit downloader and it's adding a .flv extension. Can anyone else get it?

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Chad Sexington:

Tools -> Cache Viewer -> Right click movie file -> Save As -> Bermanmomentyouvebeenwaitingallyourlifef....flv

Done.

mingusmonk

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> YOU COULD ... GO ... FUCK ... YOUR ... SELF!

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Candygram:

I mean, he's not a prima donna, but it would be nice not to have to ask.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "SERENITY NOW!"

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Are you gellin? hmmm, no.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Gourmet Spud: And don't forget the Nipple Tweaker.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Its amazing he pulled off "Albert Winnie The Pujols" at the All-Star game with all those people in the stands talking and carrying on.

Badclown

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, drinking my terrible tasting Diet Coke, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most rude thing I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I sit and talk; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know my job is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone else who works in this studio is walking around, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. God Damnit. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, coming up with these stupid nicknames- no offense - and I just think that I don't need to see you guys moving around while I try to focus. Am I going to be a live television guy? No. I don't need to know how to not let other people affect me. This job takes fifteen minutes top, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.

Not a Gunslinger

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I am never taking a late lunch again. Brilliant.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> And is it too much to ask to get a goddamn FLUFFER under here?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I cant see it here, but somehow I think Will is going to get a Code Red tonight. Eyes in the back of your head Leitch, just saying.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> That's awesome. Like a hot dog.

I think everyone who's ever worked in TV has had a moment like that. Of course, not everyone who's ever worked in TV has made it a point to annoy people and be a blowhard caricature of himself quite like Chris Berman, so most everybody else gets forgiven.

It is stunning that that didn't get out until now. Then again, YouTube isn't even three years old yet. Back in 2000, you had to send people VHS tapes in the mail if you wanted them to see stuff like this.

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> What do you think the seven people were doing in the background??? Orgy, lines of coke, midget bowling, physics lab experiments??? Also, I am pretty sure he is breaking a commandment or two there.

I am sure at one point I like Berman, maybe 20 years ago.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> That was truly amazing. Though a bit hypocritical to preach about professionalism when you're not wearing any pants under that desk.

Lanny's Mustache Rides

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Yeah, the guy who went to Brown is holding the elevator for the guy who couldn't graduate community college. COME ON!
/GOB Bluth

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jesus! How the hell are we supposed to know where this came from without links or even a mention of a tipster! Jesus, it's like no one has run a blog before!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @child-heartLosers: Hey, you want it done now, or you want it done right?

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> kelly tilghman has newfound competition

WILBON_08

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> [keepvid.com]

Seriously, folks. Save it before it's gone.

Best thing I've seen on You Tube - ever!

redsoxchick

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "I am a strong man! I dare any of you to take a run at me!!!"

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> This is the most Deadspin video ever made.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Bobby Knight taught Berman everything he knows.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Shut your Chris Ma'afala'ing mouth!!!

WILBON_08

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> The most profane 3 minutes in sports

junkie

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> No one circles the wagons like Berman.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jeeeesssus, it's like nobody knows that I have ADD. If anybody moves their fucking pinky finger while I'm talking, it throws me right off!

Also, this is the best thing I've seen all week.

L

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @The Smoot-Holey Tryst: I'm afraid that's going to happen as well...

PLEA:

Anyone with FirefoxDownloadManager, or what have you...

It is your duty to prevent this clip from ending up in YouTube deleted hell.

/dick joke

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @LingeringBursitis: Jon Daly agrees

WILBON_08

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Haha! +1

And this shit is comedy gold.

Wasted Talent

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Lady Andrea: I'm up and watching the game. Your move.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Clip gets pulled in 3..2..1..

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> So, when I click on the video, I have to wait for another window to open up? Jesus! It's like nobody here has ever run a website before!

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I am so disillusioned right now.

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "I know my gimmick is the 'fastest 3 minutes in football', but GODDAMNIT if they can't the best too!!"

Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Well, at least he didn't say something derogatory about Notre Dame.

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> That was fucking awesome.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jesus Christ, this just made my god damn day!

YWML

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Sanitarium, leave me be, sanitarium, just leave me alone...

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> WHAT THE FUCK? THESE ARE CHEESY POOFS NOT CHEEZ DOODLES! IT'S LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER GONE TO A GAS STATION FOR SUSTENANCE BEFORE! JESUS!

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

JoeyPorterAle

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Is there any word on whether the person moving around was a kid in a Chad Greenway jersey?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Berman is obviously smarter than everyone else on that set, after all he did go to Brown.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> So this is why he is winded after two minutes of talking. Well, part of the reason.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> BEST. POST. EVAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

Herbies_Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, rallies the production team like a hyped-up overzealous, egotistical fat body.

TomahawkFlop

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Has his combover always been that tragic? Airbrushing is handy after all.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Godgodgodgodgod DAMN!

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> It's like Howard Beale come to life.

Berman's mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @HappyFeltonsGloryHole: Durp.

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Mmmm...tasty, on-air talent misplaced rage.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> And with that Jason Jackson finally has his revenge.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I CAN'T GET THAT!

I'M IN THE ZONE OVER HERE!

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> When did Berman join an Australian Rules football team?

DM

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Marino.

Microbano

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> /casey kasem golf clap.

contains_hot_liquid

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Next time somebody walks by my desk I am going to recite this tirade verbatim.

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Good morning DS! The world is a little blurry, but I think I can RUMBLE, BUMBLE, STUMBLE, and CREUMBLE my way around this morning. Chris Berman- King of the neologists.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I mean I'm The Bermanator .. Jesus!

The New Math: 86=1

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> That is the strangest ad for Diet Coke I've ever seen.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> This is the greatest thing since--what the fuck! Jesus! I can't see my comment! It's like nobody around here has ever run a blog before. Jesus!

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> this concession speech for coming in second for the SHOTY is way better than Kiges.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Will had to go all the way to Arizona to find that clip.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> What's up his ass? The Y2K bug?

I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> WOOOOOOOOP!

/or whatever that annoying-ass sound is he makes when a RB slips a tackle.

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Was this on the set of Sunday Ridiculous Histrionics Countdown?

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @MattinglysSideburns: Its like no on here has ever made pancakes before.

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> And with this, Berman has thrown himself into contention for SHOTY 2008.

Here's to anticipating a video of The Swami smearing himself with peanut butter...I'm gonna go call my therapist now.

kirkvanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Off camera: Tom Jackson asking the TV crew if they are retarded.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Hey, it's Chris "Pin Glover" Berman. Someone get that man a leather jacket to sniff.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Nobody circles the wagons like.... JESUS!

The Dude

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @stealofthedraft:
Belvedere, moron.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Ponderous man, fuckin ponderous.

/C. Kasem

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Go fuck yourself, San Diego

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Isn't he Jooish?

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Moments later, Glen Frey swooped in and murdered the entire production staff. He and Berman then took advantage of the bottomless jalepeno poppers special.

GorgeForeman

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Not pictured: empty Belverdere bottle.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> CARBONATED RAGE

The Traveling Marburys

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Chris "Jesus, waht the fuck? That is so God damn rude!" Berman

We'll see how he likes getting a silly nickname.

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> JEEESUS, I CAN'T DRIVE YOU TO THE AIRPORT WHEN ALL THOSE OTHER CARS ARE MOVING IN FRONT OF ME!

/Cab Driver Berman

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> He is much nicer with a few drinks in him

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Wow that's great Happy birthday me!

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I love the finger wave at the beginning.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "Dude, he's lost his mind, this is great."
"I know, I know, just keep the camera rolling...this is gold."

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Berman normally reserves that kind of ire for IHOP wait staff.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Seven references to God and Jesus . . . Seven people doing something to really anger him . . . Seven's the key number here . . . Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You know the last guy that moved around while Berman was speaking? Mees.

You're with me, black helicopters.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Apparently his wife didn't like his suggestion for a leather gimp outfit last night.

The Vigilante Face

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> The question is: Does Berman make Gumbel look like something... or is it the other way around?

katolesce

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You're with me, temper! Jesus!

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @TheNorvFace: Yes, the audio is definitely NSFW. This may replace the Jim Mora "Playoffs?" as my favorite sports related clip.

What a diva.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "Now I'm tired of this shit! I'm sick and fucking tired of an 1.3 rating! I'm fucking tired of losing to NBC Sports!" - Bobby Berman

RBS

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> @Weed Against Speed: No one circles the wagons like Chris Berman's temper.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jesus! This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Becky_MI

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Chris Berman Is Somewhat Disturbed

There, fixed that post title for you.

War Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I blame the Barbaro camp for keeping that video hidden for so long. That would have certainly put Berman over the top in the '06 SHOTY race.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> He does do a pretty good Lewis Black.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You're with me, F-Bomb.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> You're with me, Tourette's.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> He should have went "Why is everyone fucking rumbling, bumbling, stumbling around? Jesus! If anyone moves again, I'll sick the Rrrrrraaiders on you!"

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Fuck, I had a witty comment but someone walked behind my computer.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Jesus, it's like every fuckin' time Chris Berman is talking he moves his hands like crazy! And all those little fuckin' stupid Bermanisms, I mean, Jesus! It's like he's never fuckin' done television before, Jesus!

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Paging Mr. Donohue.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> People moving around is stupid. It's stupid. Just really stupid.

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I wish I had sound at work right now. Wait, no, I don't because I would surely get fired if anyone heard the words my lip reading is guessing he is shouting.

The Vigilante Face

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Great. I have something to look forward to seeing when I get home. Lost and this. A great viewing evening.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> What if Berman had an actual tough job? I mean, JEEESUS.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> /Anchorman reference

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Can you blame Berman ? He has the important job of reporting scores and coming up with bad nicknames. Give the guy a break

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> "I can't believe what I just saw"
stop stealing other people's lines, berman

wehadababyitsaboy

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> I CAN'T DO A LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION TO A DEAD DOG WHEN ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE MOVIN' AROUND!

/Kasem

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is Comedy Gold.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> These guys are from England and who gives a shit?

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> WHAT...and then WHAT!

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Wow. Same thing happens when I'm blogging in my office.

/before I got fired JESUS!

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help]]> Don't worry Chris, that Diet Coke will calm you down.

LingeringBursitis

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