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Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:41:11 EST

What the fuck happened to the title? Now my joke is not as smooth.

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Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Barry Lutz — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:59:57 EST

Brady loves PiniS.

Barry Lutz

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

supermike4ever — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:37:04 EST

LaMonstro?

supermike4ever

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

GraniteInMyVeins — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:27:47 EST

@Stev D: Tom Brady, The Anti-Samson

GraniteInMyVeins

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Stev D — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:21:12 EST

I hear he cuts his hair to increase his sexual powers.

Stev D

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

procras — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:15:11 EST

if i read the jamboroo correctly, getting well-quaffed is required while watching football

procras

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

LingeringBursitis — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:13:54 EST

@Signal to Noise: You make a good point. It's only because it's what he's accustomed to. Go with what you know.

LingeringBursitis

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Lizabelle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:11:52 EST

Tom Brady gets a haircut. Osi Umenyiora gets a Cleveland Steamer from a Glendale hooker.

Lizabelle

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:04:49 EST

@kayceebk: you have no idea how hard I'm trying to resist an easy Deanna Favre joke here.

Signal to Noise

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

JoeyPorterAle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:01:35 EST

@I knew this would work sooner or later: Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

JoeyPorterAle

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Steve_U — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:59:40 EST

@Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan: Now that is a spelling correction done right. +1.

Steve_U

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

kayceebk — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:58:45 EST

@Jackfruit: As long as the barber's name isn't Pini, you're good.

kayceebk

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:57:53 EST

Threadjack/

Pau Gasol is a Laker.

/Threadjack.

MattinglysSideburns

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Jackfruit — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:57:26 EST

wait, I made a haircut appointment for tomorrow, I'm nto going to turn metrosexual now, am I?

Jackfruit

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Marth — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:56:21 EST

Tiki Barber doesn't see what the big deal is.

Marth

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

kayceebk — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:54:41 EST

@Signal to Noise: Oh, then that's easy; Favre! Just ask Michael Strahan!

kayceebk

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Locker Room Guise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:54:13 EST

@Patchy Drizzle: It's also one of the original members of Wu Tang.

Locker Room Guise

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:53:39 EST

@kayceebk: I mean willingly.

@bizzo5000*: @Slothrop: you two are having a mindmeld.

Signal to Noise

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

shea_guevara — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:53:36 EST

NEW ENGLAND INJURY REPORT

Questionable:

Tom Brady (split ends)

shea_guevara

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

kayceebk — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:52:34 EST

@Signal to Noise: David Carr? Joey Harrington? Ketel One Kerry?

kayceebk

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

bizzo5000 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:49:37 EST

@Signal to Noise:
Brady Quinn.
Oh turf. I thought you said balls.

bizzo5000

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Tuffy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:49:04 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Are you missing a peg?

Tuffy

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Slothrop — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:48:54 EST

@Signal to Noise:

I hear Brady Quinn likes to be face down on the turf because he's secretly gay. shh!

Slothrop

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:46:16 EST

@LingeringBursitis: Tom Brady was sacked the least number of times this year. Name one quarterback who enjoys a face full of natural turf on a regular basis.

Signal to Noise

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

GraniteInMyVeins — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:45:55 EST

@bizzo5000*: exactly. @Whitey Fisk: +1

This is pretty fuckin' queer.

GraniteInMyVeins

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:45:04 EST

Eli is going to bring along someone to talk to.

Camp Tiger Claw

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:45:04 EST

@Patchy Drizzle: Then I must have put this Piniswissa nightstand I bought at IKEA together wrong.

Weed Against Speed

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Locker Room Guise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:44:28 EST

I could see Pini walking into Zipps last night, loving the strong male contingent, but being disgusted with their style. That one in the suit was salvageable, as long as something is done about those bangs.

Locker Room Guise

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Evgeni Merkin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:43:14 EST

Barry Melrose and Brian Engblom highly recommend the hockey mullet.

Evgeni Merkin

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

LingeringBursitis — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:42:49 EST

Giselle's going to trim too, just for him! He likes a bald patch on his post-game refreshment.

LingeringBursitis

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

ltwinslow — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:42:46 EST

some people are just not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.

ltwinslow

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:41:04 EST

@Whitey Fisk: @IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: Compare notes.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

alftime — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:57 EST

Tom Brady's getting drunk during the game?

alftime

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

stealofthedraft — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:47 EST

Brady: gets hair cut
Eli: still waiting for pubic hair

stealofthedraft

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Tuffy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:42 EST

@TheStarterWife: Sharp, relentless, and unafraid to draw first blood.

Tuffy

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:19 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

That a playoff beard is 25%-33% less effective than a personal stylist?

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:19 EST

@Patchy Drizzle: Outstanding.

I heard Randall Cunningham was going to bring back the '90-era high-top fade the night before the game if the Vikings made it back in '99. Fucking Gary Anderson.

OchentaYcinco

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Agamemnon Busmalis — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:15 EST

America will be well quaffed on Sunday.
Production at work will be well fucked on Monday.

Agamemnon Busmalis

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Whitey Fisk — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:37:54 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

Giselle = Playoff beard

Whitey Fisk

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

What Would Kornheiser Do? — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:37:42 EST

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

Tom Brady: Kissing supermodels
Ben Roethlisberger: Kissing windshields

Just sayin'...fixed...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:37:07 EST

@TheStarterWife: Office Max sends him a new pair each week.

Weed Against Speed

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

sassydeerrun — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:36:44 EST

I hope the helmet's gonna fit after I cut his hair off.

Wouldn't a Brazilian wax be more aerodynamic for him?

sassydeerrun

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Patchy Drizzle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:35:33 EST

I think "Pini Swissa" means "pube trimmer" in Swedish.

Patchy Drizzle

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

TheStarterWife — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:35:25 EST

Any word on Belichick's sweatshirt scissors?

TheStarterWife

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:35:22 EST

Tom Brady: Personal stylist.
Ben Roethlisberger: Playoff beard.

Just sayin'...

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

kayceebk — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:34:38 EST

It's "coiffed," Rick.

/pedant

kayceebk

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

MeSoHornsby — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:34:23 EST

Deadspin PM posts > Deadspin AM posts

MeSoHornsby

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Red Sox Monster — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:34:21 EST

Unless they're talking Bic-style action, I don't wanna hear that they're "gonna cut it really, really off." Put up or shut up, man.

Red Sox Monster

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:33:19 EST

@Weed Against Speed: But does he pop the back-ne first?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

ClownForPound — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:33:00 EST

Terry Bradshaw's pre-Hulkster skullet gives a smug "hyuk!"

ClownForPound

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:32:50 EST

Gisele Bundchen Will Be Well Queefed On Saturday

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Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:32:39 EST

Hey, I'm sure Pini did have Tommy. Pini could do it while Tom hit Giselle missionary.

Just another reason to root for the meteor Sunday.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:32:15 EST

Pini Swissa also waxes Rodney Harrison's back.

Weed Against Speed

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

SEC gal — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:31:21 EST

But who's on call for all those aromatherapy massages?

SEC gal

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:30:44 EST

Pini also meantioned Tom's Brazillian, but we're not sure if he meant Giselle or not.

Doyle McPoyle

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Matt_T — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:30:26 EST

John Edwards doesn't see what the big deal is.

Matt_T

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

What Would Kornheiser Do? — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:29:47 EST

@Civil Negligence: Dental Plan! Stahan needs braces! Dental Plan! Strahan needs braces...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

RonZookonRedBull — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:29:34 EST

And here I thought a Pini Swissa was one of those services that cost extra at the "spa" out by the airport.

RonZookonRedBull

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

OchentaYcinco — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:29:18 EST

Pini Swissa. All I can see when I look at that name is "penis." Well, it had to happen eventually. Tom Brady made me gay.

OchentaYcinco

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:29:17 EST

Pini Swissa's name and frequent usage of the phrase "cut it off" combine to make this a really creepy story.

Carlton_Whitfield

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Chuck Knoblockhead — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:28:41 EST

"I did Tom Brady (Tuesday), and right before the Super Bowl, it's a surprise for everybody. Saturday night, I'm gonna cut it off.

Lorena Bobbit?

Chuck Knoblockhead

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Civil Negligence — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:28:13 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Strahan is getting dentures?

Civil Negligence

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

J.L. White — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:27:48 EST

@Dieter: I tried to set my watch to Tom Brady's hair, but all it did was jump off my wrist, and then had unprotected sex with my mouse.

J.L. White

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

bizzo5000 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:27:23 EST

He did Tom Brady?
We still talking about hair here?

bizzo5000

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:26:45 EST

Eli's having a bikini wax.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Kccal — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:26:43 EST

Greatest Quarterback of All Time.....with pizazz! Show those jazz hands too, Brady.

Kccal

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:26:38 EST

Pini Swissa is a wicked pissah!

Weed Against Speed

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:26:33 EST

So let me see if i have this right, Brady is getting his haircut before the game by a stylist.

reason # 39 to hate Tom Brady

UpstateUnderdog

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:25:44 EST

I would comment "Know how I know you're gay..." but dude is banging Giselle. Get your hair did Mr. Brady if that's what it gets ya.

The Fan’s Attic

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Dieter — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:25:26 EST

...could set a watch by...yaddada yaddada...

Dieter

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

What Would Kornheiser Do? — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:25:07 EST

I think George Takei just scored a touchdown.

In his pants...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

Tom Brady Will Be Well Coiffed On Sunday

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:24:50 EST

Well quaffed? I think you're thinking of Joe Namath.

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan