Just 53 Hours Until This All Can End - Deadspin Comments

Just 53 Hours Until This All Can End

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:23:29 EST

Whose ready for some AFL?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Tuffy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:20:01 EST

@alumnigonzo: You've identified the writing process for Sacha Baron Cohen.

Tuffy

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Tuffy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:18:33 EST

Dear Dan Steinberg,

Enclosed is a placebo pill. Please take "the dentist" to the pre-determined hotel room for his "final resting party". The hooker in the nurse costume is en route as planned.

Sincerely,
Tuffy

Tuffy

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Tuffy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:15:16 EST

I assume Hunter S. Thompson was offered a chance to attend one more Super Bowl the day before his death.

Tuffy

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:59:22 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: I am right there with you. I told my wife there is no reason to go to our usual super bowl party (I cant justify paying a baby sitter so that we can go and watch these 2 teams). I will rent a movie and watch highlights later.

/Cowboys 2009 Super Bowl Champs
Excuse I have to go and put my head thru something.

sir_pantsalot

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:51:09 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus:

As a Jet fan, I'm with you brother.

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:19 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Hey, Ufford - What do you say we pop some Cialis and write some posts with raging hard-ons?

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:12 EST

As a Philly fan, the matchup itself has snuffed all my enthusiasm. I feel like one of the Federline kids trying to pick a side in the divorce.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:46:55 EST

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You should't take that much Cialis at once, Will!

Weed Against Speed

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Billy Clyde Puckett — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:46:15 EST

25 years?

Not 35 years?

It was my understanding there would be no math.

Billy Clyde Puckett

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Stet Sports Blog — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:46:02 EST

A-Rod buys the KC Royals and ruins media week in 5...4...3...2...

Stet Sports Blog

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thesepretzels — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:44:58 EST

@daver4470: Well, I'm convinced. Arlen Specter is nuts.

thesepretzels

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:43:02 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Now, that's a good infomercial.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:41:50 EST

@daver4470: Arlen Specter is a waste. He's only doing this because he wasn't involved in the Mitchell Report.

7-8 Deville

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ClownForPound — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:41:19 EST

NFL rule change in 1983: "A player may not use a helmet, that is no longer worn by anyone, as a weapon to strike or hit an opponent." Talk about sucking the life out of anything fun.

ClownForPound

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:41:18 EST

Will had them up all night telling slightly ribald tales of the Mattoon Green Wave.

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brougham — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:41:00 EST

@matt_t: Locking himself in the rental car trunk with a typewriter may not be an option this trip.

brougham

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shtickless — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:40:39 EST

The squirel is on water skis!

shtickless

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MitchKayak — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:39:58 EST

sooo...when do pitchers and catchers report?

MitchKayak

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:39:19 EST

@BruschisBrewsky: It was all because someone lost Will's twenty-sided die. It kind of ruined the whole night.

Weed Against Speed

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:39:16 EST

@daver4470:

The author of the "Magic Bullet" theory talking about conspiracies and the suppression of evidence. That's rich.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:38:44 EST

@alumnigonzo: Colonel Leitch, did you order the Mountain Dew: Code Red from room service? Did you order the Code Red?!?

Brazil Thrill

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BruschisBrewsky — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:37:31 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: If that's the case they must have skipped the Uno and gone straight for a grueling game of Monopoly.

Who's got boardwalk, Will?

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:36:57 EST

Slight threadjack:

That sound you hear is the clatter of Easterbook's jism hitting his computer screen as he reads about Arlen Specter's grandstanding:

[sports.espn.go.com]

A Pimp Named DaveR

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MerryLander — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:36:22 EST

@katni: Judging by the post, he could have written this one two weeks ago and woken up just enough to hit the "send" button.

MerryLander

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Stev D — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:36:20 EST

Why don't you talk about the movie "Meteor Man"?
-Robert Townsend

Stev D

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Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:36:01 EST

"Check out this video of Chris Berman fuckin' spazzing OUT."

Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:35:56 EST

"Yeah, that's a good picture, but it's still not as good as that Etch-A-Sketch of Osi shatting on that broad."

Phony Gwynn

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Katni — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:34:19 EST

@alumnigonzo: Then he and AJ just got waaaaasted off some Seagram's Wild Berry Coolers and crashed the pool. It was craaazy, man.

/every high school party I ever went to

Katni

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:32:59 EST

Maybe, there is the possibility the after-party is still going on and Will's live blogging from it.

I thought so. Whom am I kidding?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Matt_T — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:31:32 EST

needs more gonzo and less journalism.

Matt_T

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:30:37 EST

@Brazil Thrill: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth that Will was back at his hotel room by 7:30 to watch Maid In Manhattan.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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BruschisBrewsky — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:30:27 EST

@katni: It doesn't take that long to get over a night of Yoohoo! induced sugar highs.

BruschisBrewsky

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Bluenatic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:30:25 EST

Filip Bondy of the New York Daily News predicted a 41-7 Patriots victory in this morning's edition. What a douche!

Bluenatic

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:30:25 EST

@EddieRebel: I keep hearing something about "pitchers and catchers" around here but I don't understand how gay sex is supposed to sustain us until the madness of March.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:30:17 EST

"Yeah, Salisbury keeps sending me this picture..."

7-8 Deville

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:28:58 EST

"Seriously, this thing can fit in between Strahan's front teeth."

Weed Against Speed

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:28:53 EST

So did Daulerio get punched by Scott Van Pelt? Was he able to sneak into the Maxim Party?

I want answers! I want the truth!

Brazil Thrill

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:28:35 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: Make sure the bar has enough unpasturized buttermilk for Len.

Camp Tiger Claw

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UTFLW — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:28:32 EST

@EddieRebel:
Well, there's always porn.

UTFLW

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UTFLW — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:28:14 EST

@katni:
Probably as good a party as the ESPN no-booze christmas party.

UTFLW

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ltwinslow — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:27:42 EST

And we both have two dogs, and we both live on Long Island, so me & Eli have all these different things in common.

ltwinslow

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Artie Fufkin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:27:42 EST

After those 53 hours, what the fuck are we supposed to do the rest of February?

Artie Fufkin

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:26:27 EST

@the intrepid spaceman spiff: I thought it was a Magic conference.

Civil Negligence

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Katni — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:25:42 EST

@POPULARCOPY: Couldn't have been too much of a party if Will is up and posting at 9:00. Or is it 8:00? I never remember. Stupid Arizona and their no-daylight-savings.

Katni

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:25:05 EST

@Brazil Thrill:
"So why am I reading it?"
"Because its on the internet"

Paul Zuvella

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the earl of weaver — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:24:56 EST

ah the billy ripken "fuck face" card. still a riot after all these years

the earl of weaver

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:24:49 EST

@Christmas Ape: Maybe it was all the stud QBs entering the league in that year's draft.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Drew Magary — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:24:09 EST

Bitching about Super Bowl week? You really ARE a journalist!

/arranges for you to have drinks with Pasquarelli

Drew Magary

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Camp Tiger Claw — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:24:09 EST

"It's a cell phone. It also sends text messages."

Camp Tiger Claw

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:23:39 EST

"So, everyone's going to wear their jersey to the event, right? I don't want to be the only one and look stupid."

Weed Against Speed

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UTFLW — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:23:38 EST

Seriously can we get a fucking update about the pants party?

UTFLW

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:23:37 EST

Table 8 looks like that one loser table from every wedding.

Carlton_Whitfield

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:23:33 EST

I'll be sure to cry for you later.

ArkansasFred

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:22:51 EST

"And Salisbury keeps sending me all these photos. Look, here's another one."

Paul Zuvella

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:22:23 EST

Too many people in that photo to be from last night's Deadspin Party. Also total lack of acne in the photo. Maybe some back acne though.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:22:11 EST

It's going to be a post about nothing. It's gold Jerry, gold!

Brazil Thrill

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Peter Cavan — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:22:03 EST

In other news, the sky is still blue. Stay tuned for further updates.

Peter Cavan

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Christmas Ape — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:21:34 EST

The Patriots have a chance to pull off the biggest story in the NFL in 25 years

What happened in 1983? The Redskins actually won a Super Bowl?

Christmas Ape

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:20:10 EST

"Check it out, Berman goes CRAZY!"

Sh!tShow

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BruschisBrewsky — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:20:07 EST

Discussions of goat testicles you say, man that Deadspin party must have ROCKED!!

BruschisBrewsky

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Cousins of Ron Mexico — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:20:03 EST

Hell of an update.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

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Babcocksure — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:19:27 EST

Wes Welker is white AND fast!

/obama5476

Babcocksure

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:19:20 EST

"Dude, here's the video of me ripping off those lambs' balls with my teeth. Hilarious."

Phony Gwynn