<![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @Chloroform Monster: +1.1

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> How disconcerting was the 2-Minute Drill on Sportscenter last night/this morning? I kept waiting for him to stop dead and flip out at anyone within shouting distance.

Cindy Cinnamon Roll Brunson

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Was....going....to....comment....but....ber-banging....has....melted....my....brain....

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @blastitbiggs: Least he had chicken.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Needs more Star Wars Trumpet.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> "LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNNNNNNNKINS!"
"Omigod, he just when in"
"Jeeeesus, I can't believe I just saw that!"

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @The Fan's Attic: eh, he'd be all bluster and no action. he'd yell a lot, someone would leak it to YouTube, we'd all laugh, and that'd be the end of it.

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo:
Same thing happened here.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> I'd hate to see how Berman reacts if somebody crosses in front of his line of sight at strip club.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Some hooker had to suffer for the post yesterday and was treated like Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> I find it ironic a man who dresses up routinely as a purple fortune teller has any sort of opinion on how people should conduct themselves on or off the air.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> I'm hoping that the video constantly replaying the last 5 seconds is on purpose..otherwise, my computer is possessed.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

"It....could....go....all....the....way..."

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> There's only one thing that Chris Berman should do from now on: shut the fuck up.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Paul Oakenfold approves.

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Ber-banging just became the front-runner to be added to Webster's in 2008.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Diet Coke. I'm betting that's a delicious, nutricious Coors Silver Bullet.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> It would make a really good diet coke commercial.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> We still think it would have been awesome if he'd have tossed in a "WOOP!" in the middle of his rant.

I always imagine he does that when he changes positions while having sex. But then I realize I'm thinking about Ber-banging, and realize I will never be able to have intercourse again.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @Christmas Ape: I think the Berman video would make a fantastic ad for Diet Coke.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> MITT ROMNEY!

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> That is just stupid, stupid, stupid. Why would it be so stupid?

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> I'm sorry, but if a web video isn't spoofing Star Wars, I am just not interested.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: I don't know what to say...what...what to say...what to say.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Was that edited by Emmitt Smith for cohesion?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Man Berman, just think of the possibilities with Adrian Peterson.

Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Chris Berman: The gift that keeps on giving.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Jammin' on the one. Jam-jam-jammin' on the one.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW

/sips Diet Coke

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> @Weed Against Speed: Dude, that went without saying...

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Boomer Goes the Dynamite!

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> I heard The Chemical Brothers remix was better.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Needs more RUMBLIN BUMBLIN JESUS!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[How Chris Berman Should Do Highlights From Now On]]> Any bets on how long until Scott Van Pelt starts using "JEESUS" during one of his highlights?

Marth

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