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Who's Sorry Now? Fat Guy Edition

MegaHorror — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:25:39 EST

@Unamerican: The dentist's office?

MegaHorror

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Unamerican — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:30:38 EST

@Senators Lost Cojones: Yeah, and I apologise to every American burger-eating surrender-monkey reading this. Honestly, can your nation win a war? It's been 60 years!

That fat fucker had best not move to England, because I know a load of people who could and would murder him in a particularly painful manner (I'm envisioning vice-grips being involved) and hide his corpse somewhere no one would find it.

Unamerican

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Senators Lost Cojones — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:05:02 EST

@stealofthedraft: That's a terrible thing to say about France.

On behalf of Deadspin, I'm sorry to every cheese eating surrender monkey reading this.

Senators Lost Cojones

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LingeringBursitis — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:57:16 EST

Sorry for not linking to Unprofessional Foul on this one [heh, we're ungrateful]

- Unprofessional Foul

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You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:15:30 EST

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys:
Sorry I'm a Judas cunt. I meant to sign with Celtic, but I can't read and those tricky Hun bastards told me they were with sellik. If I could turn back time, I would not be a dirty hun, but I am stuck coaching a shitty "soccer" team.
-Mo Johnston

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doodlebug — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:58:13 EST

@Tuffy: +2

doodlebug

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cromartie — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:47:03 EST

@Turkeyleg: Sorry we didn't find that book in the Rock Bottom Remainders Bin

cromartie

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Michael Bertin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:51:20 EST

Sorry I ate Los Desaparecidos. -Maradonna

Sorry we took all of the remaining "I ate" jokes -Deadspin

Michael Bertin

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:48:10 EST

Sorry for giving thhe traditional 2 weeks between the conference Championships and the Super Bowl.

/NFL

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:45:10 EST

@KevinNoMaas:
That's just a headband and his real hair.

Massive cocaine abuse + gravy diet is a helluva lifestyle.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:42:24 EST

@Signal to Noise: could be worse...

you could be from Tallahassee.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:41:44 EST

@stealofthedraft: you mean Germany, South Korea and France weren't the best teams?

if south africa gets to the elite 8... this is crap.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

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Dieter — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:36:29 EST

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Sorry I somehow went up and clicked on yours a second time instead of finding MDT's.

Dieter

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:35:15 EST

@J.L. White:

I take exception to that as well.

- Jacksonville

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:34:37 EST

I'm sorry about staging the World Cup in a dictatorship and rigging the tournament in favor of the host nation.
-FIFA

stealofthedraft

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MadmanMundt — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:32:29 EST

Sorry I just read Simmons latest masturbatory effluence.

-MadmanMundt

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:32:09 EST

Chris Berman is not sorry for any mental abuse he gave to those poor interns JESUS F'ING CHRIST!!!

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:30:54 EST

Sorry that my last couple albums have been as interesting as the Super Bowl as of late.

- Tom Petty

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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J-No — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:29:16 EST

Sorry I ruined your Black Panther Party.

-Forest Gump.

J-No

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:29:06 EST

I'm sorry for being your brother... your best friend forever... singing the songs... THE MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE!

- Renaldo Lapuz

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FredGarvin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:28:08 EST

Sorry I used the Brando Diet Plan(TM), but since your food here is such garbage I should be able to drop 100 in no time.

FredGarvin

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Patchy Drizzle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:27:20 EST

I'm not sorry about anything.

-Jerramy Stevens

Patchy Drizzle

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Triple B — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:26:26 EST

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: that article was embarassing, the authour ever think that the Brazilian just wasn't good enough?

Triple B

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:24:26 EST

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Not anymore. Maradona ate all of it.

Brazil Thrill

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:24:17 EST

so since we are on the idea of apologizing...

do you think that Kreese is sorry for instructing Johnny to sweep the leg? Kid had a real shot.

- point, LaRusso.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

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KevinNoMaas — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:22:38 EST

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: What's up with the hair net? Did he just finish his shift at the local HS cafeteria?

KevinNoMaas

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Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:22:13 EST

@Dieter: You called twice? I ripped it off from MDT.
@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: He also scams immigrants from Brazil.

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:22:09 EST

@Brazil Thrill: dont they have good steak in argentina?

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:21:34 EST

Oh yeah, sorry about the wall. -- Kool-aid man

Rozelle’s Bagman

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:20:46 EST

I think that's actually his own face on the tatoo.

Botswana Meat Commission FC

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HIV 2 Elway — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:20:30 EST

@J.L. White: I resent that.
-Des Moines

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:20:28 EST

cristiano ronaldo would like to rub diego's moobs.

and then pay a hooker in manchester to say he's not gay.

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

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J.L. White — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:19:29 EST

Sorry the NFL is holding the Super Bowl here, in the most boring city in the U.S.
- Phoenix

J.L. White

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the.outlaw.jose.mourinho — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:18:40 EST

I'm sorry I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman!

- JG

the.outlaw.jose.mourinho

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:17:27 EST

Diego is doing his impression of the ocean in that photo.

Weed Against Speed

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:17:00 EST

QUITE FRANKLY, I AM SORRY THAT I HAD TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR STEALING MY CHEEZ DOODLES, DIEGO!!

----------------------------------------...

Sent via Blackberry wireless

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:16:59 EST

Dear Brazilians,

We're sorry about arguing that this Maradona cokehead is better than Pele. And we're sorry about pretending that our soccer team is better than yours. And we're sorry four our pathetic existence.

Sincerely,

The Entire Country Of Argentina

Brazil Thrill

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:16:35 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

Sorry we're totally overrated in both major college sports now.

- Big Televen

Signal to Noise

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:16:34 EST

Sorry for having the shittiest military of all time.
- Argentina

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Stev D — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:15:32 EST

@Yostal: I hear the death count is 0, but it could shoot up at any moment.

Stev D

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:15:16 EST

Sorry we are going to provide you five first round losers in the NCAA Tournament-The Big Ten

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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MadmanMundt — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:15:10 EST

Sorry I keep tricking people into believing that I have talent.

-Kwame

MadmanMundt

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crazyjoedavola — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:14:52 EST

Sorry, but I was the first fat coke addict

-David Crosby

crazyjoedavola

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:14:36 EST

@HIV 2 Elway: sorry about the cirrhosis

-liver

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Yostal — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:14:36 EST

"Sorry about lying about the Class Five Killstorm and canceling school for no good reason."
--The National Weather Service

Yostal

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Dieter — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:14:20 EST

"Sorry for giving you herpes." -- Ron Mexico

Dieter

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Triple B — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:14:15 EST

Sorry I scam fans into believing they can make our team.

- Toronto FC and Mo Johnston

Triple B

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:14:14 EST

Sorry for... well, you know, everything.
- G.W. Bush

Carlton_Whitfield

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Evgeni Merkin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:13:19 EST

I bet some MLS exec thinks he can still play enough to sell a few tickets.

Evgeni Merkin

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:13:14 EST

Sorry I didn't wrap it, but BLUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

/Ashley Cole

MattinglysSideburns

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HIV 2 Elway — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:12:18 EST

I'm sorry for the punishment you're going to receive in a few hours, liver.
-HIV 2 Elway

HIV 2 Elway

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Dieter — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:11:06 EST

@Stev D: I thought you were just going to abuse yourself while watching Tom Petty. Thanks for clearing that up.

Dieter

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:10:26 EST

Sorry for being a diagnostic test apparently named by a 14-year-old

- Woodcock-Johnson

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Sh!tShow — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:10:16 EST

@Miguel Cowbrera: Sorry this joke's gonna be dead in a week.

Sh!tShow

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the earl of weaver — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:09:28 EST

sorry tom but you moved your head. - pini

the earl of weaver

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Dieter — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:09:07 EST

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOooBJSss: "Sorry I chose survival over ever hitting that again, Kate" -- Sawyer

Dieter

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sitbackrelaxstrapitdown — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:08:50 EST

Sorry about your waistline, Diego.

-Cheeseburgers

sitbackrelaxstrapitdown

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Stev D — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:08:41 EST

@Stev D:
I am sorry I forgot to put the word "joke" in there. This has been a bad week.

-Stev D

Stev D

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HIV 2 Elway — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:08:34 EST

Sorry I gave all you youngins such hope only to be dominated on Super Tuesday.
-Barack

HIV 2 Elway

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:08:08 EST

"Sorry for loosing my cool. Wait a second... JEESUS! No I'm not. FUHCKIN' JEEESUS!"

/sips Diet Coke

Civil Negligence

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BloggyMcBlogBlog — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:07:45 EST

Sorry for not writing Deadspin anymore.

-Will

BloggyMcBlogBlog

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Stev D — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:07:15 EST

Sorry I am going to make a "wardrobe malfunction" every time I see Tom Petty.

-Mr. Hilarious

Stev D

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:06:41 EST

@Dieter: "Sorry I took your soul anyway because I'm the fucking Devil" - Satan

Jerkwheat

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:05:54 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: No you aren't. Don't lie.

Civil Negligence

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Dieter — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:05:34 EST

"Sorry I somehow won the fiddling contest despite the fact that you totally fucking rocked, Devil." -- Johnny

Dieter

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MadmanMundt — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:05:21 EST

Sorry I broke AO's nose.

-Francis Bouillon to teammates

MadmanMundt

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RonZookonRedBull — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:05:10 EST

In other news today, the British Navy invaded Diego Maradona after mistaking the rotund ex-footballer for The Falkland Islands.

RonZookonRedBull

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ClownForPound — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:05:02 EST

Sorry I yoverchargin fer yoor pretty trim dere Tommy durfen burfen fierce!
- Pini Swissa

ClownForPound

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:03:08 EST

Sorry you're peeing out of your butt today, Fred.

-Budweiser.

ArkansasFred

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MerryLander — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:50 EST

Sorry I forgot to invite any girls to my Super Bowl party.

-Will

MerryLander

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Babcocksure — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:42 EST

Sorry for being smug, arrogant bastards

/Pats fans

Babcocksure

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Stev D — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:32 EST

Sorry, but we are going to need to split this bill.

-The 15 guys at Zipps

Stev D

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:13 EST

@The Fan's Attic: I actually have met Artie Lang. He would have a straw in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:10 EST

Sorry I don't do any actual work after lunchtime on Fridays.

Jerkwheat

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:10 EST

Sorry I passed on the better deals the Yanks and the Red Sox offered in exchange for the Mets' chump change.

- Bill Smith

Signal to Noise

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Billy Clyde Puckett — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:01:56 EST

I'm not sure what "whole Beckham thing" LA has to apologize for.

Billy Clyde Puckett

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diddly — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:51 EST

Sorry we're not going to continue the competitive super bowl thing that's been going on the last few years.

-Giants

diddly

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:44 EST

@Tuffy: +1. Especially now that we know it used to look like a dildo.

Phony Gwynn

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:34 EST

@throwbot: Isn't the fact that he has now gained 100 pounds evidence that he is not doing blow anymore. I've never met a really fat cokehead.

The Fan’s Attic

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Triple B — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:25 EST

@throwbot: Ah, the mystery of coke bloat

Triple B

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Boz — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:20 EST

Sorry. I mean to say I eat ball. My English not so good.

-Diego Maradona

Boz

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MadmanMundt — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:00:06 EST

WOW! Cocaine really is a helluva drug.

MadmanMundt

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Bluenatic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:59:43 EST

"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." - Lane Meyer

Bluenatic

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:59:15 EST

Dude's just Dead Sexy though.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:49 EST

Sorry for winning our fight.

- The Law

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:45 EST

Sorry for trading Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown and a case of Busch Light.

/Chris Wallace.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

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Triple B — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:44 EST

Sorry I suck RealMadrid and Robinho's cock every time I telecast one of their games.

- Ray Hudson

Triple B

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:42 EST

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: a "more" in there may have been useful.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Kung Fu Cantona — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:37 EST

Da Plane, Da Plane!

Kung Fu Cantona

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Yinka Double Dare — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:21 EST

Sorry for raiding your fridge and taking the last coke.

--Diego Maradona

Yinka Double Dare

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:15 EST

"If I could apologise and go back and change history I would."

The writer left out the continuation of the quote where Diego went on to say "but I ate the space-time continuum."

Weed Against Speed

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:11 EST

"Sorry we signed Pedro Feliz."
"Sorry we didn't trade for Johan Santana."

-- Phillies front office

Jefferson Short Bus

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:06 EST

Sorry for exploding like that - Chris Berman and/or Mt. Vesuvius

Paul Zuvella

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throwbot — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:58:00 EST

Forget the "hand of God." The real mystery is how Maradona managed to become a coke addict and gain 100 pounds.

throwbot

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Tuffy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:58 EST

Wouldn't it be easier to move England to Maradona?

Tuffy

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:30 EST

Sorry, Pittsburgh...I actually fucking hate you much than I hate Ned Yost

--Johnny Estrada

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:26 EST

Sorry that I went with Locke - Hurley

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Triple B — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:18 EST

Lionel Messi cries as he gets a look into his future.

Triple B

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Kid Canada — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:17 EST

Sorry I look like your skinnier twin, Diego.
-Horatio Sanz

Kid Canada

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:15 EST

@Turkeyleg: Quite frankly, there is a lot to see. A whole helluva a lot...of Maradona.

The Fan’s Attic

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MidwestCoastBias — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:13 EST

Sorry we were only able to provide Diego with 5 lbs of blow as payment for the interview. Now we have to figure out how to report this expenditure on our TPS reports
--The Sun

MidwestCoastBias

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MadmanMundt — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:09 EST

Looks like Bartolo has achieved his playing weight a little early this year.

MadmanMundt

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cowbell204 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:56:39 EST

SORRY IM COMING BACK BABY
-DICKIE V

cowbell204

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:56:25 EST

@stealofthedraft: Shit, you could tell in real time he used his hand. Bleeping refs. Pray tell, what does Hirshey make of this?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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MDT — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:56:20 EST

Sorry I didn't go with you, Jack. ---Hurley

MDT

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Bluenatic — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:55:23 EST

Not to burst the bubble of this "breaking news story," but Maradona admitted to the "Hand of God" several years back in his autobiography. Published first in spanish in 2000, an English translation was published in the UK back in 2004, and finally, a North American edition was published here last year. Old news, folks. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Bluenatic

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:55:19 EST

Sorry I'm not letting you leave early today even though I mentioned I might earlier this week.

-DWS' boss

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Its The Beer Talking — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:55:15 EST

Sorry you ran into my shoulder with your throat. Didn't mean to make you cry. Welcome to the Big Ten. - Joe Krabbenhoft

Its The Beer Talking

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shea_guevara — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:55:02 EST

Either Maradona's really let himself go, or Rich Garces is looking pretty trim.

shea_guevara

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GorgeForeman — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:54:56 EST

Bam!

GorgeForeman

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stealofthedraft — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:54:52 EST

Wow, I'm glad he cleared that up. You really couldn't tell from the replays.

stealofthedraft

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:54:00 EST

Ok, so will England get to claim the WC from '86? No, then screw the fattie! Gazza still waits for vengence.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Harry Pelotas — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:53:46 EST

Looks like he's had a little too much Ham of God.

Harry Pelotas

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:53:21 EST

Sorry for jerking a loyal fanbase around yet again and ensuring a below .500 season in 2008.

(Not really, you stupid fucks -- you'll still sell out Fed Ex)

- Dan Snyder

Signal to Noise