<![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> "black Sicilian"...
You mean to tell me Fabio's part eggplant?

my brutha!!

dutchtwista

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> @Taller than Earl Boykins: ... you're going off the rails on a crazy train, maybe?

I picked Birmingham as my rooting interest this year, & I'm just happy they aren't skunked for the season in wins.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> It's actually Ovomaltine it's Switzerland. Why the rest of the world changed it to Ovaltine and made creepy ads is beyond me.

dirty foreigner

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> No way to have a post in the can so you don't have to mail it in?

Cell phone internet would've told you AFC was two points clear after winning at ManCity while blue & red scum drew. Expanding on that is a post, ffs.

UncleHorns

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> Birmingham City pretty much secured their place in the Championship next year with a draw against Derby County. Why did God punish me and make a Blues AND a Detroit Lions fan?

Taller than Earl Boykins

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> 9 hours of drinking at the Kinsale = good
England losing to Wales = bad
Liverpool finally winning a game they should win = good
Man U stealing a point from Spurs = bad

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> This guy does weekends?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> Maradona admits that the "Hand of God" was in fact the hand of Diego? Like we didn't already know that. It's as if someone had claimed since 1986 that Chris Berman was, in fact, not a corpulent, balding douchebag.

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> Good news: Arsenal knocked off Man City while Man U only managed a point by netting a last-second equalizer.
Bad News: Being stuck at work on the weekend and not getting to see the games.

Spectator

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> I feel like United just stomped on my nuts, but in typical Tottenham fashion the tension must build before the inevitable.

Muzzo

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> At least you caught all the typos in this before you published it...

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> Becks looks like he works on the Wildwood boardwalk.

Matt P

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> Shouldn't there be a "Cunt" tag in any post with Maradona?

DM

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> @Tuffy:

Great book, so so movie.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> When I do a jig, the only thing I stomp is the yard.

/all I could come up with

TrojanBrand

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> It was about this time that my attorney, Dr. Gonzo, rushed in with a sheet of acid stuck to his shoe like a piece of toilet paper. "Time to run, Hirshey; I think I just killed a Ronaldo by passing the wrong way."

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions]]> Gila monster is okay, but I prefer barbecued iguana.

brougham

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