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SA — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:42:26 EST

@matt_t: Unfortunately that's what comes with being a player on a big time college football team.

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:40:26 EST

Nice calves.

UkraineNotWeak

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:39:05 EST

@Peter Cavan: Speaking of parades, I'll be at the Giants parade tomorrow morning. It's right outside my office so I have to be in the neighborhood anyway. I wonder if it will be as crazy as the last ticker tape parade for the Yankees in 2000.

Peter Cavan

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:34:45 EST

@Peter Cavan: Thanks, hopefully will be at least in somewhat fighting shape tomorrow. And yeah, gams on parade. DU!AN on the computer in the picture no less!

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:30:30 EST

@Becky_MI: I like the new avatar photo. Sorry to hear you're sick. I will not add to the chorus of inappropriate comments.

Peter Cavan

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Matt_T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:30:18 EST

@SA: Last year freshman Caleb King got cited for driving his scooter the wrong way down a 1 way street and it made the paper and the blogs that Georgia player 'arrested'

its a bit much.

Matt_T

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:29:22 EST

Let me just ask this in general: what is it with everyone being sick? I got sick right after new years and everyone I know has been sick in some way shape or form, with my classes these past couple months sounding like a hospital sick bay.

Is it how the temps have been fluctuating wildly or something?

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:28:07 EST

@Nationalcoholic:

It looks nice. Too bad Mike Bascik is going to throw out the first pitch for the Nats.

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:27:04 EST

@Jefferson Short Bus: I agree completely...sorry for the delay, drug run ($50 on cold medicine to knock this stupid cold/sinus infection out)

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Nationalcoholic — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:26:20 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Without scrolling through the rest of the comments... no that is not the new ballpark. This is the new ballpark, taken today: [sports.yahoo.com]

Nationalcoholic

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SA — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:25:09 EST

@matt_t: Which just adds another argument to the legal age debate. Dude was being responsible yet is still charged. Kinda bullshitty to me.

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:24:23 EST

It's a gift. *blows on extended index finger*

You know what's fucked up about the Japanese? Well, lots and lots and lots of things. But for starters, they'll show all sorts of terrible, horrible things being done to a girl's face on film, but pubic hair?

"No way, that shit is disgusting! Now make sure Hiroshi ate a lot of fiber this morning, we're starting filming in ten minutes."

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:22:07 EST

@notthequarterback: @racistmascot_inc: It's clear I can't win tonight. I had no idea being disgustingly sick would lead to saying dumb things that open up such pornariffic comments.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:21:10 EST

@matt_t: Maybe he tried, but them Athens cops are gettin' smarter...no, nevermind.

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Peter Cavan — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:20:25 EST

Hey all. Is this one of those nights where we have to decide which post is THE post? There's a Knight resignation post up there now. I'm confused.

Peter Cavan

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:19:57 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Well, if your REAL name was Kevin Ilyanavich Rasputin Kubucheskie, then let's talk!

(Sadly, I did NOT have to look that up.)

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:18:15 EST

"Between Double Dare and Japanese porno, I've watched FAR too much sliming in my life."

Adapted.

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:17:51 EST

@Becky_MI: I watched FAR too much sliming in my youth.

...

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Matt_T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:17:26 EST

@SA: I think so, but he was under 21 so they took him in.

@Lisa: A healthy combination of the two

@TattooedMess(iah): if he wanted the starting job he would have stolen the cop car a la Varsity Blues.

Matt_T

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:17:07 EST

Mike Piazza showed up for Spring Training early and was met by club officials:

"Guy: Mike, what are you doing here so early? You're a DH now, not a catcher."

"Mike: No, I'm a pitcher."

/rimshot

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:16:27 EST

You did!! (Actual real name)

UkraineNotWeak

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:16:15 EST

@mel: Between You Can't... and Double Dare, I watched FAR too much sliming in my youth.

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:14:24 EST

@j-no:

Welcome to the club.

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:14:11 EST

@matt_t: That's why he's the back up.

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lisa — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:14:02 EST

@matt_t:
Reminding all that it's not only crime that drives the Fulmer cup, but also stupidity. And drunkeness. Or both.

lisa

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SA — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:13:57 EST

@matt_t: Isn't that technically being responsible?

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mel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:13:46 EST

@Becky_MI: It's insane that green slime is still alive and well.. 20 some-odd years later

mel

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J-No — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:13:28 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I have hope. Or am plain crazy.

J-No

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Matt_T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:10:33 EST

@Lisa: 2 of our points came when the back up FB thought the police car was a cab and ran into the street to stop it. Oops.

Matt_T

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:08:30 EST

@j-no:

Spoken like a true masochist.

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lisa — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:07:57 EST

@matt_t:
Hey, did you see we have double the points that Georgia does? And a whole 7 months to go...
/Fulmer Cup update, see details on EDSBS

lisa

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:07:44 EST

@mel: God, I used to love that show. I had a crush on Kevin.

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J-No — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:07:35 EST

@TheStarterWife: I was ready to move on at 9:30 pm Central. Of course, baseball is my one true love.

J-No

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:06:59 EST

@Becky_MI: only if you sit on my lap!

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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:06:56 EST

@Yostal: Toby Keith and Jim Ross are always on the OU sidelines. That is more than enough reason for me to hate the Sooners.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

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SA — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:05:40 EST

I learned tonight that I hate the Carolina women's basketball team just as much as the men's team.

Hey people.

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:04:10 EST

@The Diesel:

Cleveland has gay bars?

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mel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:03:58 EST

@Becky_MI: don't encourage him!

/you can't do that on television

mel

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The Diesel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:03:23 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I saw Sizemore wearing a camo wife-beater with Pink "DKNY" spray-painted across the chest as he sipped a zima at a local gay bar I was hanging ou...I mean, um, PASSING by the other day. PROOF he chugs cock. And I am definitely not gay. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

The Diesel

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Matt_T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:03:08 EST

Gladiators semifinals starts tonight.

Matt_T

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:02:32 EST

Becky, only try and hook up with Grandy if you're right-handed. We all know he can't hit lefties.

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:01:11 EST

@Yostal:

Invisible offense vs. Invisible pitching staff.

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Ladies love Fennis — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:01:04 EST

@MiyamotosChin: I'm in Wyoming and I'm pumped for baseball. Geography is no excuse.

Ladies love Fennis

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mel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:00:54 EST

So, anyone else up for some AG? Although an extra 30 minutes of Hulk's painful "questions" isn't quite necessary, NBC.

mel

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:00:45 EST

@TheStarterWife: I'm not done with it yet. I still plan on posing the corpse in a few compromising positions and taking pictures. And maybe poking it with a stick a time or two to make sure it's dead. I'm terrible with good-byes.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:00:22 EST

Damn, I'm still hungover from last night. Chimay is good, but combine it with Soju and Red wine, not so good.

I'm sure someone's mentioned it before, but this is the best shirt I saw today. Of course I had to buy it.

[www.nflshop.com]

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:00:20 EST

@notthequarterback: The votes are in - Time out! To the naughty chair with you.
/not a sex swing, so don't ask

@cromartie: SCORE! heh. Not to disparage Grady, he's fine, but I'm perfectly content to have my Curtis. Over and over and over... wait, sorry, DayQuil induced fantasies have no place here.

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Yostal — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:59:46 EST

@Chief Wahoo: @cromartie: Ahh yes, that's right, it's Tribe fans that will be running side by side this summer. Should be good times, good times.

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:58:36 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo:

What's the Pro Bowl?

Caribbean series is on now, so in my eyes baseball season already started. Let's go Licey!

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:57:38 EST

@cromartie:

Any evidence that Sizemore is homosexual, besides the fact that many, many women find him to be very attractive?

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:56:51 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: If so, you better DVR that shit...you've got a big hockey game to go to tonight!
Oh wait.

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:56:44 EST

What, Jesse Orosco is too busy?

And I know what you meant, but who will be in the pen in 09? Sherrill and Morrow were a huge part of that pen last year, and the pen was the biggest reason they contended.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:56:42 EST

@TheStarterWife: The Pro Bowl is next weekend... this is the process of lining your new interest up before dumping the old one.

/Reason #38 why I'm still single.

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cromartie — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:56:36 EST

@Chief Wahoo: Must be nice having the best heterosexual centerfielder in the AL Central signed for the long term.

/fixed

cromartie

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thetaxman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:56:31 EST

Wait, does this mean we can't talk about America East?

/Go BU

thetaxman

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:55:52 EST

@notthequarterback:

NTQ on fire with the sex puns.

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lisa — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:55:38 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:
I think he's duking it out with Fulmer for the next CEO of Krispy Kreme
/weight joke intended

lisa

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:55:32 EST

Jesus. The corpse of the 2007-2008 NFL season isn't even cold yet and people are moving on.

TheStarterWife

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PQ Crash — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:55:28 EST

@racistmascot_inc: My apologies, to clarify, Morrow will likely join the rotation in '09.

O'Flaherty will probably take over the left-handed set-up duties from Sherill. Maybe we can re-sign Arthur Rhodes (again).

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:54:52 EST

@notthequarterback: Is House on?! Ha.

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:53:33 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Traitor.

@Yostal: wish becky would give me some rough contact to the head, wink-wink

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:52:48 EST

@Becky_MI: only if you come with me, sweet thang.

@racistmascot_inc: Mike Schooler

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Yostal — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:52:44 EST

@Becky_MI: I have my list of college hockey penalty codes next to me, and I am giving him two minutes for roughing contact to the head after the whistle.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:52:18 EST

@Becky_MI: always. *raises hands*

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:51:12 EST

How old is said RF, though?

And with Morrow and Sherill out of the pen, who does that leave? Putz and....

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:50:04 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Only the old fogies get to make those jokes, you barely have three years on me.

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:49:19 EST

@notthequarterback: Egads. All in favor of sending NTQ to time out for a while? *raises hand*

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:47:46 EST

@racistmascot_inc: He just thought the name of the game was "6 minutes of fisty."

@Becky_MI: what's wrong with pouncing on a sick girl? can't let all that phlegm go to waste.

okay, i think i just grossed myself out.

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:47:32 EST

Aw, man, baseball now? Crap in a hat. Maybe I'd care if I wasn't from Western Canada.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:47:16 EST

@racistmascot_inc: that was last year?

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PQ Crash — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:47:00 EST

@racistmascot_inc: If I recall correctly, those contracts expire at the end of this year.

I'm not worried about losing Jones. He's speed is awesome, but we have another RF in AAA-Tacoma who put up similar numbers and should be ready next year. Morrow will likely join the rotation next year too, but trading away the three pitchers could come back and bite them in the ass. Like it always does.

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:46:37 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Wow, see, that's ONE direction to take that joke. Bravo.

/the six minutes or more is always appreciated

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:45:09 EST

You don't need six minutes to heat up a toaster strudel.

UkraineNotWeak

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:45:08 EST

I really hope C.C. accepts the contract extension, 4 years/72 million is a really big deal for the Tribe, I don't think we've ever offered that much guaranteed money to another player. I know he could get more years and more money on the open market, but so could Peavy, and he offered a hometown discount; besides, if he gets injured this year, no one is going to give him anything close to that much guaranteed money.

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:43:53 EST

@notthequarterback: Wocka wocka wocka. Apparently you've got more fight than me tonight. I'd make a comment about you pouncing on a sick girl, but god knows where you'd take THAT...

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:43:21 EST

@notthequarterback:

We used to play six minutes of feisty at Jr. High parties, but then I got locked in the closet with "Uncle Fisty".....

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Natzzzzzz — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:43:09 EST

Nice pic, nice pic.

Nationalcoholic and i thank you Will.

Natzzzzzz

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:42:59 EST

@Lisa:

David Keith is still alive? What car wash is he working at?

UkraineNotWeak

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:42:45 EST

But if they don't win the West, was it worth it? Losing Jones, Tillman and the two other mega-tall prospects sort of cleans out the cupboard. When do those mega-contracts come off the books and give them some payroll flexibility? If they could make a really big impact signing, say a C.C. Sabathia or someone of that caliber, it could vault them over the Angels.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:41:57 EST

@12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Shoulda been you, Coach K.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:41:01 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Aw, thanks, it's been a beastly 48 hrs but feeling slightly better.

@kataroo_kangaroo: I got all ready for work today until it came time to blow dry, and I just couldn't do it. Went back to sleep and literally got out of bed for a half hour at lunch time and out for good at 5:25 p.m. I have to make a Kleenex run, will keep Zycam in mind!

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:40:57 EST

@Becky_MI: 6 minutes of feisty? So many directions to go with that one.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:40:17 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I'll take a solid left-handed starter in Safeco Field before I'll take a chance on a prospect. Losing Sherill in the bullpen will be the biggest loss.

Honestly, yes, they're giving up too many players. However, Hernandez isn't a number one starter yet and the rest of the rotation sucked ass. The M's, if they want any chance to compete for the AL West, needed to get a pitcher like Bedard.

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lisa — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:40:00 EST

@Yostal:
David Keith and the Vols?
/lost relevance in the early 80's

lisa

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:39:17 EST

Hey y'all.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Another-Failed-Tedford-QB — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:38:40 EST

YOSTAL, Cal has Counting Crows lead singer Adam Duritz on the sideline every game. I know he's kind of a pussy and the Counting Crows kind of suck, but hey it fits in with Berkeley's always-choking football program.

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:38:27 EST

@Becky_MI: I managed to kick my sickness by busting out mad amounts of Zycam (the dissolvey tabs), sleeping more than anyone should, and drinking copious amounts of water. I'm 99.8% sure I was on the verge of strep too.

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:38:26 EST

Would it be wrong to hire someone to *almost* hit C.C. Sabathia with a car, so that he'd be more inclined to sign the proposed extension by the Tribe?

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:38:07 EST

Toaster strudel is under the weather. Feel better.

UkraineNotWeak

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mel — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:36:55 EST

@Yostal: Adam Duritz and Cal.. oh wait, you said celebrity

mel

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:36:10 EST

You don't think the M's are giving up too much? Though I suppose since this *is* Bavasi, we can expect Bedard to be signed to a 6 year, 300 million dollar extension or somesuch.

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:35:57 EST

@Yostal: Hee. I was sent the news via text today, just before falling back asleep for the 3rd time. At least I was able to smile a little.

@notthequarterback: *rim shot*

Dude, I will cough on you if you don't watch it. I've been out of bed a whopping 2.5 hours all day, I've got about 6 minutes of feisty before I go crawl back in.

@12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich:

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:35:41 EST

So does cnn/si

[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

UkraineNotWeak

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:34:42 EST

@Upshaws Leash:

8 months from now: crushing disappointment

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:34:42 EST

@12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Yeah they just linked rivals. Seems awfully sudden. Maybe he just wanted to get to 900 wins and then tell everyone to fuck off?

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Matt_T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:34:37 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: The season starts there with Braves/Nats.

Matt_T

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:34:16 EST

Hello all my DU!AN brothers and sisters. What's happenin'?

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:33:48 EST

@Yostal:

What was that sound? Oh, it was just Granderson striking out against a lefty.

I keed, I keed, Curtis is a great player. Though I have a feeling locking up Miguel Cabrera might be a teeeeny tiny bit harder than locking up Robertson, Willis and Grandy.

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Upshaws Leash — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:33:47 EST

today: Giants

2 weeks from now: Santana

life is good.

Upshaws Leash

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:33:45 EST

@Runnin' Down a Dream: That may also refer to the dead hooker in the forest, in the Gawker Artist ad on the left.

just kidding

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:33:19 EST

@Becky_MI: hmmm...why not just point and laugh now? i dont want to treat you any differently just because you're sick :)

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:33:08 EST

Yahoo has the Knight resignation story...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Yostal — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:33:05 EST

@Becky_MI: Honestly, I posted that for your sake as much as anything else.

By the way, my random question of the night:
Are there any really famous celebrity (non-sports) college football fans, outside of Will Ferrell for USC and Matthew McConaughey for Texas? I know it's harder to find celeb fans in the stadia as opposed to say, college basketball, but anyone, thoughts.

Oh, yes, I miss football, why do you ask?

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:32:18 EST

@notthequarterback: I will be sure to wear quick drying mesh to all games.

Re: Anything I type today - I am so sick, tired and hopped up on various Quils, just point and laugh at me later.

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:31:16 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: ahhh well then it MUST be true.

This is such an odd time of year to quit...I'm not believing anything until I hear from TTU and/or get a press conference or a dead body.

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:30:58 EST

BTW, is that the new ballpark in DC? Looks nice.

UkraineNotWeak

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:30:23 EST

@Becky_MI: I hope you have a towel handy to sit on during Tiger games this year.

BTW, the thing you wrote me on facebook made no sense. Are you feeling okay?

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:30:12 EST

@notthequarterback:

ESPN broke in with it during Big Monday.

UkraineNotWeak

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:29:58 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: Spring Training my man.

That is a beautiful sight.
Note that there is a lack of gunshots and chair throwing in that statement.

@Chief Wahoo: Oh Snap!

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Becky_MI — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:29:25 EST

@Yostal: I'm going with the wooo and the hooooo. :)

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:28:29 EST

@Yostal: Must be nice, having the second-best Centerfielder in the AL Central sign for the long term.

Chief Wahoo

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:27:58 EST

A Lubbock paper is reporting it. Nothing has been confirmed. Cite your sources, people.

And of course, you'll notice nothing on ESPN.com because none of their reporters has "confirmed" anything yet.

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PQ Crash — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:27:52 EST

Fuck, the Mariners better open up camp with Bedard in the fold.

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:27:24 EST

Santana press conference on Wednesday. First sign of spring.

UkraineNotWeak

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Matt_T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:26:40 EST

Mike Hampton is going to be ready.

/chortles.

Matt_T

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:26:18 EST

BASEBALL!!!!!!!

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...:

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44 in a Row — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:25:53 EST

I hate February.

44 in a Row

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UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:25:28 EST

Knight resigning or spring training?

UkraineNotWeak

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Yostal — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:25:12 EST

Pitchers and Catchers may report next week, but Mr. Granderson will be showing up the next five years!
[sports.espn.go.com]

Woo and or hoo!

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:24:51 EST

Don't forget the Caribbean series is happening as we speak!