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Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

DumpDolan — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:06:15 EST

Piiiiiiiiiiink shirt, [non-heteronormative] Piiiiiiiiiiink shirt

DumpDolan

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

mbprice — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:24:39 EST

@CalBear: Hey CalBear, right here buddy ,,|,,

That said, I'm sad Rudy Carpenter represents my alma mater.

mbprice

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:21:21 EST

I like my beer cold, my T.V. loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:28:51 EST

I totally agree with you Calbear. Does anyone remember this idiot talking shit on Texas for months before their bowl game on how they are over rated and their defense was suspect? Great job backing up your mouth shitbrick. This dipshit is going about as far as Nate Longshore in the NFL....

Another-Failed-Tedford-QB

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

ImAManImForty — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:41:37 EST

@RaycroftGoalieMask: looks like a Shawn Marion jump shot.

ImAManImForty

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:08:13 EST

Did anyone stop to consider the possibility that it was a white shirt that someone threw in the wash with a red hoodie?!

I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:06:08 EST

@Microbano: +1.

A sympathetic reference to Brokeback Mountain, on Deadspin? Shit, couple this with the Giants win in Glendale, & we are in the Twilight Zone.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Crookednose — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:42:24 EST

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Big like Irwin M. Fletcher

Crookednose

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

calmasacucumber — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:21:51 EST

I'm sorry, the card says "homosexual"

/bubble boy

calmasacucumber

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

CheapCynicism — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:16:33 EST

Perhaps you are all homosexuals!

/Wolfcastle

CheapCynicism

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

budbrad — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:01:19 EST

The kid has a future in GOP politics...

budbrad

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

theheckle — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:00:07 EST

@MattinglysSideburns: And that wrist band; WHAT an accessory.

theheckle

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

shtickless — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:54:51 EST

If Rudy throws punches like he throws fade routes, this kid will be fine.

shtickless

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

CalBear — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:53:11 EST

Apparently, the dude didn't fall too far from the tree. His dad tried to beat my ass at the 2006 Cal v. ASU game in Berkeley. His son threw quite a few pics that day and I started a Keller chant. Nothing obnoxious - in retrospect probably a little retarded. However, Senor Carpenter and his two buddies didn't take too kindly to it and tried to beat me up inside the stadium. Fortunately, they were all bark no bite even though they outnumbered me 5 to 2. Needless to say after the game we saw Senor Carpenter pulling out of one of the Frat parking lots in his PT Cruiser. Rotten family all the way around. ASU = Desert Trash.

CalBear

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Yinka Double Dare — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:52:47 EST

Ok, so it's not exactly right, but it does seem appropriate:

Look at my button down pink shirt! Fucking look at it!

Yinka Double Dare

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Ladies love Fennis — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:50:11 EST

Burns: Why is that man in pink!
Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of
free-thinking anarchist.
Smithers: I'll call security, sir.
Burns: Excellent. Yes, these color monitors have already
paid for themselves...

Ladies love Fennis

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

David Hume — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:47:53 EST

Rudy Carpenter, Rudy Galindo. Same Diff.

David Hume

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Goulet — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:46:28 EST

@MattinglysSideburns:

nice- I set myself up for these.

Goulet

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

hutchirish — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:46:07 EST

I see an after-school special on color-blindness in the near future...

hutchirish

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

PenFoe — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:45:16 EST

Good thing he didn't see his thong.

PenFoe

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

crazyjoedavola — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:44:03 EST

@stealofthedraft: Not so fast! You think he dropped out because a few people in Florida didnt like him???

[www.allreaders.com]

crazyjoedavola

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:43:58 EST

@Goulet:

Rudy Gay.

MattinglysSideburns

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:42:24 EST

@Crookednose:

Rudy Carpenter is a big man, and he needs a big cereal.

racistmascot_inc

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

blackheartededitor — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:42:08 EST

He's not gay, he just can't figure out why all those homosexuals keep sucking his cock.
/The Onion

blackheartededitor

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:41:29 EST

@Crookednose: Big like Vito Spatafore?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Goulet — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:40:29 EST

@stealofthedraft:

lithper

Goulet

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Stev D — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:39:54 EST

You see people, you see what happens when you don't wear black t-shirts?

Stev D

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

the earl of weaver — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:39:39 EST

maybe the kid responded to carpenter's question with "I play hockey for the rhode island school of design nads."

the earl of weaver

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

stealofthedraft — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:37:13 EST

@Goulet:
9/11!

stealofthedraft

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Microbano — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:37:03 EST

One day, a weathered, middle aged Rudy Carpenter will open up the closet door in his trailer, see his pink shirt hanging there - and he will weep for what might have been if only he had had the courage to make it so.

Microbano

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

dwinn — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:36:59 EST

You know how I know you're gay? You wear a pink shirt to a basketball game.

dwinn

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Crookednose — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:36:43 EST

It takes a big man to wear a pink shirt. I am not a big man.

Crookednose

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

ArkansasFred — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:36:42 EST

Pink is very in. Just ask all those homos Rudy Carpenter has sex with.

ArkansasFred

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

PenskeMaterial — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:34:27 EST

It wasn't the pink shirt they were making fun of, it was the sequins.

PenskeMaterial

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

ClueHeywood — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:34:18 EST

ASU football's come a long way. Three years ago they were shooting each other. Now they just wear pink shirts and call each other "homosexuals."

ClueHeywood

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:30:25 EST

Richard Gasquet: (frantically changing)

Gourmet Spud

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:29:51 EST

@Tuffy: Rudy thinks your desire to click his plussy is homosexual

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Goulet — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:29:45 EST

Does anyone know a straight man named Rudy?

Goulet

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:29:39 EST

@Tuffy: At first I thought your comment read "click his pussy".

Weed Against Speed

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Jackfruit — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:28:40 EST

just call Rudy, Lamar, but the nerds haven't made a football specially made for his limp-wristed throwing style.

Jackfruit

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:28:38 EST

@The Sports Hernia:

I think he had a stroke and has no control of his left-side. Show some sensitivity, dude.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Matt_T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:28:12 EST

Come on. You know where you got that shirt. And it wasn't in the men's section.

Matt_T

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

The Sports Hernia — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:27:40 EST

Carpenter is apparently getting hit in the ribs by an invisible defensive end.

That or he just likes his elbow in his rib cage.

The Sports Hernia

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

buttons — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:27:40 EST

@Tuffy: +1
@LeNoceur: See above.

buttons

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Tuffy — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:27:27 EST

I find Rudy Carpenter's comments brilliantly illuminating and life-changing. Where can I click his plussy?

Tuffy

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

UkraineNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:27:19 EST

Right now, I'm ensconced in velvet. What are you going to do about?

UkraineNotWeak

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:27:17 EST

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

This is the guy that movie was about, right?

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:26:59 EST

Ten bucks sez the Pats draft him.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

White Speed Receiver — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:26:41 EST

Thank God Esera Tuaolo and John Amaechi were able to calm him down before the police arrived.

White Speed Receiver

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:26:06 EST

@Weed Against Speed: He's heating up...

Jefferson Short Bus

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

LeNoceur — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:25:52 EST

My wife got me a pink shirt for my birthday. Do you think she's trying to tell me something?

LeNoceur

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Tuffy — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:25:18 EST

The pink shirt: marking men as taken since 1957.

Tuffy

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

francois_leroux_speedskater — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:25:15 EST

@Weed Against Speed: +1...maybe even +2

francois_leroux_speedskater

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:25:14 EST

Real men don't wear pink, they bang it.

UpstateUnderdog

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

BarbarobicsInstructor — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:25:00 EST

Clearly the only valid defense of one's own effeminate fashion choices is to ask those that mock you "OH YEAH?!?! What sport do you play?!?!"

BarbarobicsInstructor

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

MDT — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:24:55 EST

Yet another awkward situation that could have been avoided with a simple /nohomo tag.

MDT

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

7-8 Deville — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:24:33 EST

His pink shirt is pretty tame compared to his ball gown.

7-8 Deville

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:23:42 EST

The captain of the ASU Men's Volleyball team, Jeffrey Interiordesigner, never has a problem when he wears pink shirts.

Weed Against Speed

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

I'm Hafner the man I used to be — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:23:20 EST

Maybe he was trying to raise breast cancer awareness?

@Weed Against Speed: Thanks for that mental image.

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

S.O.L. — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:23:18 EST

That's ridiculous how playing a sport gives you clearance to not wear your school's colors. Smarten up, Carpenter.

S.O.L.

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

HugsFromHarold — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:23:14 EST

That's what happens when you go to a school who's mascot looks like Ron Jeremy:
[www.ideagrove.com]
[www.avclub.com]

HugsFromHarold

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:23:02 EST

Everyone knows that, if you wear a pink shirt, you must be insane.

I Shot the Sherrill, But I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

francois_leroux_speedskater — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:22:54 EST

It's been cold in AZ recently...so it's feasible that he was also wearing a North Face jacket. Not to mention a black undershirt.

francois_leroux_speedskater

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

SportsCentre — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:22:49 EST

Wait, I already saw this episode. He meets Michael Jackson in a sanitarium.

SportsCentre

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:22:21 EST

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Well, they find them "non-threatening"...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Ihateyourteam — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:22:19 EST

If it looks like a Duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it might be wearing a pink shirt and projecting his inner fears onto people asking why he isn't wearing gold.

Ihateyourteam

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

LeagueofShadows — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:22:10 EST

Tim Hardaway approves.

LeagueofShadows

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:21:52 EST

Chicks dig the pink shirt.

The Gizmo from Pismo

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

S.O.L. — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:21:49 EST

Where the hell do they get these pictures? So brilliant.

S.O.L.

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:21:41 EST

[sobbing] LEAVE RUDY ALONE! [/sobbing]

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Chamomiles Davis — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:20:57 EST

that's a lot of syllables to pronounce when you're really pissed off like that

So then he DIDN'T call the guy a "colon-corking sodomite?" My sources will pay dearly for this misinformation!

Chamomiles Davis

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

GreatOdensRaven — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:20:42 EST

At least they didn't comment on his pink donut.

GreatOdensRaven

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:20:34 EST

Rudy...ended up running like a girl down the ramp and chasing after the kid...

*Fixed.

Gourmet Spud

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:20:34 EST

He must have washed his shirt with all his soiled tampons and panty liners.

Weed Against Speed

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

MoBot — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:20:25 EST

This coming from a guy who learned his throwing motion from Jeff Garcia.

MoBot

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Matt Sussman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:20:21 EST

You're at home, your sectional!

Matt Sussman

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:19:49 EST

Carpenter, out.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

J-No — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:19:45 EST

I think Ozzie knows.

J-No

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:19:40 EST

That wrist is limp something fierce.

MattinglysSideburns

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Deadspin — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:19:34 EST

Rudy would have caught him had his popped collar not increased his drag coefficient.

Deadspin

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

GTB — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:19:20 EST

I told Sam Keller he shouldn't go to the game. But did he listen? No.

GTB

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:19:06 EST

We are wondering if he really kept calling the guy a "homosexual;" that's a lot of syllables to pronounce when you're really pissed off like that.

How dare you assume such ridiculousness, you pretentious applejohn!

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Kid Canada — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:19:01 EST

He wasn't saying he was a homosexual, he was saying Boo-urns.

Kid Canada

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:18:45 EST

Dude, you're the one wearing the pink shirt.

The Fan’s Attic

Arizona State Quarterback Allegedly Doesn't Like Being Mocked For His Pink Shirt

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:17:48 EST

Pink! I'm not popular enough to be different!

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan