<![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:17:51 EST Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:17:51 EST http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4045611 This is a Saturday Night Live "Musicians For Free-Range Chickens" moment. I'm talkin' Michael Bolton, circa 1991.

Tell the children to tell the world
To tell the chickens that we are on our way...
Raise your hands, raise your voice
Give the chickens another choice
Join with me, set them free
Brothers and sisters, let the chickens be!

Be damned if I can't find a video of this greatness!
[snltranscripts.jt.org]

cheesebubble

]]> 11:352074:c4045611 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:17:51 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4044638 It's sad really, because in the end it's the chicks that suffer. They have no cocks to look up to.

You_are_My_Larsson_My_Henrik_Larsson

]]> 11:352074:c4044638 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:34:20 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4043474 Oh, its South Carolina, NOT Arkansas. Meh...same difference.

The Diesel

]]> 11:352074:c4043474 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:57:55 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4043454 Proof positive Arkansas needs to be kicked out of the union.

The Diesel

]]> 11:352074:c4043454 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:56:41 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4042865 Actually, those guys are trying to make those 2 roosters kiss.

Satyr Icon

]]> 11:352074:c4042865 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:20:50 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4042531 Go gamecocks!

SonofSpurrier

]]> 11:352074:c4042531 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:57:04 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4042190 @RonZookonRedBull: For one thing, they have roosters in their hands. For another, they still have their pants on. Doesn't anyone understand how to run a proper cockfight?

cromartie

]]> 11:352074:c4042190 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:33:07 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041824 I'm no cockfighting expert like Convict Mexico, but I'm pretty sure the guys in the picture brandishing roosters like swords are doing it wrong.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:352074:c4041824 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:14:08 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041707 It's hard to get your cock up for a fight.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:352074:c4041707 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:07:01 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041621 Ron Mexico has had a change of heart and does not approve.

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:352074:c4041621 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:01:57 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041610 This is outrageous! I'm so offended.
Sorry, hang on for a sec.
[takes bite of cordon bleu]
Damn that's good. Anyway, how could they treat animals this way!?!

blackheartededitor

]]> 11:352074:c4041610 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:01:22 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041590 They were just scratching each other's backs.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:352074:c4041590 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:59:49 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041586 Are we going to see posts on Bullfighting now?

Where is Ron Mercer!!

]]> 11:352074:c4041586 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:59:44 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041584 @strum40:
Commences slow clap

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:352074:c4041584 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:59:38 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041577 @Lady Andrea: The same people who find Jeff Foxworthy entertaining.

chilltown

]]> 11:352074:c4041577 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:59:10 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041564 @strum40: +1 was meant for this post.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:352074:c4041564 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:58:20 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041550 @Brazil Thrill: Wow, +1. Susstacular.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:352074:c4041550 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:57:41 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041507 you're with me, cock stimulants.

calmasacucumber

]]> 11:352074:c4041507 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:56:06 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041449 @strum40: The cockfighting pun trifecta! +3

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:352074:c4041449 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:53:37 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041448 Who finds this entertaining? WHO?

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:352074:c4041448 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:53:36 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041444 Well, where else did you think Burger King got the chicken for their Kickin Chicken Sandwich

Matt_T

]]> 11:352074:c4041444 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:53:28 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041404 Cockfighting while generally considered foul, is pure poultry in motion. Only the impeccable win.

Sucko-T

]]> 11:352074:c4041404 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:51:56 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041396 Finally, a sport that counts on Deadspin. Now, I look forward to coverage of other such efforts as the Iditarod, non-Barbaro stakes, & bull-fighting.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:352074:c4041396 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:51:37 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041387 Were they doing the lights out dance after every tackle?

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:352074:c4041387 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:51:16 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041384 Eh, I think Turkey Mixed Martial Arts is much more of a legitimate sport.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:352074:c4041384 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:51:06 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041379 Damn misleading headlines...i could have sworn this was a follow up to the post about Rudy Carpenter's pink shirt.

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:352074:c4041379 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:50:54 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041369 If I were a cheatin' cock wrangler (and who among us isn't, it one way or another?), I'd find out whatever the hell KFC uses to pump up their chickens and use that. Motherfucker'd be half monkey by the time it got into the ring.

metroville

]]> 11:352074:c4041369 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:50:46 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041358 You get that Spicy Garlic sauce in 'em and shit goes crazy.

Ray

]]> 11:352074:c4041358 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:50:11 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041352 I bet the stimulants were Enzyte and Cialis.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:352074:c4041352 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:50:01 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041321 Must have been buffalo sauce.

goathair

]]> 11:352074:c4041321 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:49:06 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041307 Hey Rudy Carpenter pull your pants up, it's not that kind of Cock fighting!

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:352074:c4041307 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:48:25 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041289 Gonzo is gonna comfort a lot of widowed chickens tonight.

Raskolnikov

]]> 11:352074:c4041289 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:47:46 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041239 ...and had been injected with a stimulant to enhance their aggression

It was 40 CC's of Mike and Mike.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:352074:c4041239 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:46:00 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041228 Nooooo!!! Little Jerry!!!

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:352074:c4041228 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:45:42 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041204 Sammy Sosa's "no aspeak the english" defense might actually work here.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:352074:c4041204 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:44:32 EST <![CDATA[Let Us Rid Ourselves Of The Cockfighting PED Menace]]> http://deadspin.com/352074/let-us-rid-ourselves-of-the-cockfighting-ped-menace#c4041196 When it comes to cocks, size matters

cowbell204

]]> 11:352074:c4041196 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:44:25 EST