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Your Shocking Super Bowl Champion New York Giants

S.O.L. — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:33:26 EST

OK, we could watch football for the next 20 years, and we're not sure we'd ever see a play as amazing and improbable and insane and ridiculous and surreal and let's-face-it-gang batshit crazy as watching Eli Manning escape that sack and David Tyree make that catch.

It really can not be said better than that.

S.O.L.

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Evgeni Merkin — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:59:24 EST

Dear Pats Fans,

Welcome to the first step on your downward journey to mediocrity!

Sincerely,
1969 Packers Fans, 1981 Steelers Fans, and 1997 Cowboys Fans

Evgeni Merkin

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Buzz's Monkey Butler — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:19:05 EST

I'm posting just so there won't be 666 comments anymore.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

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MissSamAdams — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:04:03 EST

@jon_benet_rams: You are so fucking right. That's the first thing I said: "We are going to be hearing from the fucking '72 Dolphins until someone else manages to pull off a perfect record." Fucking Pats! You couldn't have just WON?

MissSamAdams

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Slothrop — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:59:13 EST

@Libertariot:

You know how I feel about Morris, but I am not past puking. At. All.

I slept for maybe 2 out of the 7 hours I was in bed last night. Like Len Bias, I clearly am a degenerate who puts too much emphasis into my teams' performances--I feel exactly like I did after the Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS.

hat tip to the Giants; what else is there?

Slothrop

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Libertariot — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:52:42 EST

@HazelMaesLandingStrip:

I'm beyond the puking stage. Last night I said this season wasn't worth shit, and I've changed my tune since then. This was a record-setting team who had the first 16-0 season in history and won 18 games. Overall, that's pretty good. They just pissed it away during the game that counted the most, and didn't capitalize like the Giants did. Hats off to them.

The real douchebags of the day are the people who are celebrating it because their teams haven't done shit in ages and Mercury Morris.

Libertariot

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:52:20 EST

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: People wrangle invites and just lay in wait....like Charlie in the trees....

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supermike4ever — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:51:31 EST

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: rrrrrooowwwrrrrr..

sucks pats lost, they really blew it. couldn't get ANYTHING going on offense. defense was good/great all game, and finally broke down on that last drive. giants deserved to win, but i still thought the Pats would get lucky in the end like they have over the past month. get that INT or that sack or something. oh well.

tom brady's h.o.f. credentials are suspect. Eli Manning is your golden god now. Hope you like your American Princes Eli and Peyton Manning and King Archie. They are our generation's Kennedys.

plus: racist spygate penalty chowdah retards douche douche douche.

One team one, and the other team lost, and that's really all we can ask for from a football game.

Christmas Ape is copying this comment.

THIS IS BRITNEY'S DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!!!! BRAVA LA PRIMA!!!! ENCORE!!!

supermike4ever

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:51:02 EST

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Was I the only one surprised there was no penalty called when Eli escaped getting sacked? I think 4 or 5 Giants could have been called for holding.

NovakAintNoJokovic

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:45:19 EST

@supermike4ever: It's like the Cloverfield Monster just awoke.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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supermike4ever — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:38:52 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: who the FUCK are you?

supermike4ever

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HazelMaesLandingStrip — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:37:55 EST

I still feel like I'm going to puke

And I'm sure everyone here enjoys that Pats fans like myself are reacting like this.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

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JoeyPorterAle — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:29:25 EST

This game's really hard when you don't know what the oppositions gonna do ahead of time.

rippedShirtHomeWrecker

JoeyPorterAle

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RagingRomones — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:15:09 EST

@cubfanjoe: One can only hope...

RagingRomones

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cubfanjoe — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:57:50 EST

Does this mean Brady's g/f is going to run naked down Broadway?

cubfanjoe

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nanookdude — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:55:12 EST

Glad to see Milton's still searching for his red Swingline.

nanookdude

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:50:31 EST

@Athletic Supporter: Uganda State television will get sick of that pretty quick

Rozelle’s Bagman

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gotohe11carolina — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:44:51 EST

worst super bowl commercials ever...

gotohe11carolina

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Peyton4Heisman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:24:43 EST

Simmons will likely wait a week to write anything about this.... come up with a OK ELI CALL ME WHEN YOU HAVE 3 RINGS comment, leaving out any mention of "The greatest choke in sports history."
Simmons can suck it.

Peyton4Heisman

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:16:59 EST

@Athletic Supporter: Alright fixed that. Same commercial up to the point where the truck pulls up. New truck is a Pats truck and they start unloading a couch at the house down the street. Final cut is to a the population sign with the 1 crossed out and a 2 written next to it.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:10:41 EST

@mordecai1908: I have the other video. I can hear audio, I'm just can't see it yet.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:24:43 EST

@mordecai1908: Probably Mercury Morris strangling a puppy to death.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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The Traveling Marburys — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:11:21 EST

sorry no reason to be a jerk. just mad my boys lost, best song ever written: [youtube.com]

The Traveling Marburys

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DirtyJersey — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:53:14 EST

@mordecai1908:

Maybe a spy film viewing and HGH injecting party? We'll never know...

DirtyJersey

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The Traveling Marburys — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:53:03 EST

@mordecai1908: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

The Traveling Marburys

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mordecai1908 — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:51:14 EST

Excellent commercial from Reebok. (Though I wonder what they filmed in case New England pulled it out.)

[www.rbk.com]

mordecai1908

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The Traveling Marburys — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:48:40 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale:
[youtube.com]

The Traveling Marburys

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:47:22 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Were you at the game?

@The Traveling Marburys: Really? I'm looking at your comment history and I'm not seeing an abundance of intelligent insight.

Brazil Thrill

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:46:54 EST

@The Traveling Marburys: whats up tonight with all the jackasses coming out.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:44:09 EST

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: oops.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:43:39 EST

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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The Traveling Marburys — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:43:12 EST

@Brazil Thrill: you're a moron

The Traveling Marburys

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:42:10 EST

@becky: I'll bring some booze, make sure everybody is in the wagon is nice and crunk.

And with that I'm off too. This night was great, but unfortunately I have to be at work in just a few hours. Nite folks.

Brazil Thrill

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The Traveling Marburys — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:40:50 EST

@becky: tacos

The Traveling Marburys

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muggsybogues — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:40:23 EST

@Mannys Acta: Affirmed.

The biggest win in New York Giants history.

Still crying/screaming/laughing/drooling

muggsybogues

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:40:01 EST

I HH just about every day.

twoeightnine

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DwayneBoweCoalition — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:39:36 EST

One thing I've learned tonight, is that Eli Manning sounds exactly like Clarence Mumford in the Bill Hicks Classic, "Ninja Bachelor Party."

[www.youtube.com]

DwayneBoweCoalition

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becky — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:39:32 EST

I'm spent....way too much drinking, stressing and celebrating for 1 day.
had to share my joy w/ the good people of DUAN though!
night all.

becky

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becky — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:38:25 EST

@twoeightnine:
I'd prefer to stay clothed, during winter times.
but let me know when you're HHing, or what not.

@Brazil Thrill:
haven't had anyone on the wagon in years. very glad to have you :)

becky

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The Traveling Marburys — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:37:11 EST

8=================D

The Traveling Marburys

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:34:45 EST

I won't be able to deal with the post-game hype so much that I won't be here until a week from now so I'm making my prolly goodbye now.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:34:28 EST

@notthequarterback: Yup. I just hope Pats fans can be reasonable about the outcome, as I'm sure most of them will be. It's not the record which decides which team is the best, but the final outcome. And the Giants outplayed the Pats and deservingly won the game. They are the best team.

@Hank Scorpio: Even if he doesn't... he could start working on that as soon as he gets that paycheck.

Brazil Thrill

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DirtyJersey — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:32:30 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence:

By Justin Tuck, Mike Strahan, and Osi Umenyiora.

DirtyJersey

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:31:30 EST

@Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Oh. My. GOD. This is even better than the actual game.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:31:23 EST

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of this Giants fan's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:30:49 EST

@twoeightnine: At least it will make his decision about whether the '07 Patriots or '84 Celtics were better an easier one.

notthequarterback

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:30:08 EST

Giselle is currently getting the bejeezus fucked out of her.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:29:38 EST

@becky: Nice! Hope you guys have some room on that Giants bandwagon, 'cause I really don't have a team to root for and was high-fiving Giants fans all over the place at the bar tonight.

Brazil Thrill

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:29:35 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Yeah, as long as he doesn't have a Travis Henry size family he should be ok.

And the kitty halftime of the puppy bowl blows.

I'm going to bed.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:29:19 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I'm still drinking and its terrible since I started at 1 PM. Tonight is the night I realize I care about sports way too much and will never stop caring that much.

/masshole
/hates blacks
/arod sucks jeter

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:28:30 EST

Fuck you.

Camp Tiger Claw

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:28:03 EST

@becky: if you would write me back this wouldnt be an issue !!! sad panda.

@Brazil Thrill: i really enjoyed seeing a game where the outcome was not up for debate in regards to extenuating circumstances. i hated SB XL because the officiating was so bad that it was hard to flat-out say that the steelers were better than seattle. in tonight's game, there was no doubt what the better team was. that's all we can ask as fans.

notthequarterback

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:27:42 EST

I ran naked all over DC!!!!!!

I'll be in DC for the next couple of weeks if you're planning an encore...

twoeightnine

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:27:36 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I just want you to know that said performance has secured my vote for you in your upcoming commenter tournament matchup against Sussman. Godspeed, noble Cocaine Surplus.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:26:37 EST

I've decided that on Thursday I will recover.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:25:46 EST

Did Emmitt just say that they were on a Sears roll?

twoeightnine

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MacFaux — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:24:55 EST

18-1™

I just trademarked 18-1. suck it kraft.

MacFaux

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becky — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:24:42 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence:
I ran naked all over DC!!!!!!
(not really)
(if I'd had the Andre I was looking for, I might have though....)

@Brazil Thrill:
holy fuck, dude...thanks....
free supply for the next 5 seasons!!!

becky

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:23:13 EST

@becky: How's that Kool Aid Becky? I'm happy for ya.

Brazil Thrill

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:23:12 EST

@Athletic Supporter: Awesome.

@becky: You said you weren't after the win over them Cowboys because it wasn't the NFC Championship or the Super Bowl. So NOW are you running naked through the streets? And posting via your Blackberry Wireless device?

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:22:42 EST

@notthequarterback: Agree on both counts. First and foremost, Belichick should have waited 'til the clock ran out. I mean, if it was an opponent of his doing the same thing during the Super Bowl they would be murdered by the media.

My friends and I were surprised at how quick this game was. Both teams played penalty-free football for the most part, and Carey did an outstanding job officiating it. He and his crew should be given the next few Super Bowls.

@Hank Scorpio: He'll be getting a nice, fat paycheck, one way or another.

Brazil Thrill

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becky — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:22:35 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence:
CHEST BUMP!!!!

becky

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calmasacucumber — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:22:23 EST

I think seau, bruschi and harrison are ready for the glue factory. the amount of HGH and steroids needed to keep them up to sub-par is just not worth it anymore.

calmasacucumber

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:20:43 EST

@twoeightnine: Ray Allen being left out of the All Star Game, most likely.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:20:38 EST

I think Yahoo commenters are the Youtube commenters of sports blogs.

Speaking of YouTube look who is on their front page, 3rd featured video [www.youtube.com]

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:20:33 EST

Because I'm a jerk:

[mine.icanhascheezburger.com]

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:19:56 EST

Is it wrong that my first thought wafter the end of the game was that Brady may put up even better numbers in fantasy next year (and Ive got him)

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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becky — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:19:46 EST

@notthequarterback:
alls I needed was a specified time and place and a promise of secured beverages.

becky

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:19:38 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Like iv'e been drinking since I woke up and I still will need to drink more now. And I won't wake up or shave for weeks now.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:19:27 EST

@becky: High five.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:19:10 EST

I'd expect it to be about the Celtics.

twoeightnine

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:18:47 EST

@becky: congrats kiddo. still, eff you for not partaking when jerkwheat and i got together in DC. that hurts right here [pounds chest]

notthequarterback

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:18:17 EST

@twoeightnine: it's not even close.

btw, cant wait for simmons' next column [rubbing hands together greedily]

notthequarterback

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becky — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:18:15 EST

GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

becky

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:17:39 EST

@44 in a Row: i thought amani pushed off on his long reception, but that was hardly cut and dry. mike carey and his crew deserve big-time kudos. it's not often you hear about how well a game was called, but i really think they deserve to know how well they did this game. the players truly decided the game.

notthequarterback

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:16:51 EST

@Brazil Thrill: My guess is Michael Turner will be starting for a team in the league next year, one way or the other.

@notthequarterback: He may not be able to pass out tickets to the gun show like Hoculi, but I think Carey is the most consistent ref in the league.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:16:25 EST

It's official. MJD is Yahoo's answer to Simmons. And Yahoo is winning.

twoeightnine

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44 in a Row — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:14:05 EST

and i maintain that this was the best officiated super bowl ive ever seen.

Okay, I know I said I was going, but, this? Is the truth. Not only that, but what's especially amazing is how little the few bad calls mattered. I'm watching the Sportscenter highlights, and there was, perhaps, a legitimate missed call in the second quarter, where the Giants could have conceivably been called for a facemask. But on the very next play, Eli threw the interception. Were there missed calls? Sure. But they didn't affect the game in the slightest, and that's what's so great about it.

44 in a Row

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TattooedMess(iah) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:12:02 EST

I'm too tired and drunk to contribute anything useful, so I'm just gonna pass out. Night everyone!

TattooedMess(iah)

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:11:56 EST

@Hank Scorpio: It's ridiculous to think how much talent they have at the RB position. LaDanian Tomlinson is fantastic (when he plays), Michael Turner would probably be starting for most teams in the league and Darren Sproles is very talented as well.

Brazil Thrill

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:11:45 EST

@Brazil Thrill: yeah - it was piss-poor of chris myers to interview belichick and not ask him about that. i'm as big an apologist for the patriots as any impartial non-fan of new england could be, but that was absolute horseshit and he should have been asked about it to give his side of the situation.

and i maintain that this was the best officiated super bowl ive ever seen.

notthequarterback

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:11:07 EST

@Brazil Thrill: You just made his head asplode.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:10:29 EST

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: You, sir, are doing a yeoman's work. Cheers.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:09:03 EST

@notthequarterback:
MJD: Anyone remember in 2004 when Randy Moss left the sidelines with 2 seconds left in a Vikings vs. Redskins game? Moss was selfish, a baby, a quitter, didn't respect his teammates, and didn't respect the game. Belichick just did the same thing, but did it on the biggest possible stage, and did it from the position of a leader of men.

I couldn't agree more. I wonder if the media will pounce on Belichick as hard as they did Moss. I don't think they will.

Brazil Thrill

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:07:05 EST

Vomit? Fuck that I'll still keep going.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Juuust A Bit Outside — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:32 EST

ELIJIAH!!!!

Juuust A Bit Outside

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:26 EST

True, I just don't like it but of course I also don't like being able to challenge the spot even when it's a really bad spot.

twoeightnine

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johnny five — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:21 EST

is it just me or did wall-e seem like kind of a rip off?

johnny five

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:07 EST

MJD on the front page of Yahoo!

notthequarterback

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:04:52 EST

@44 in a Row: Guinness is the tits, BTW. Had 4 tonight, with an Irish Car Bomb to boot.

The nitrogen mix is also why a pint of Guinness does not go flat as quickly as other beers.

Brazil Thrill

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44 in a Row — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:03:39 EST

Norv may try to trade LdT for a goose that lays golden eggs.

I think that's insane. He ought to at least hold out for a packet of magic beans.

And on that note, I'm out, all. GIANTS! YEAH! See everyone tomorrow.

44 in a Row

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:03:35 EST

@44 in a Row: Hmmm, I've got some thinking to do.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:02:48 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Well as long as he uses a couple of those eggs to pay Michael Turner he'd probably almost get away with it.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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44 in a Row — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:02:07 EST

25% CO2, 75% N, as opposed to just CO2. That's also why a can of Guinness has the little widget in it; it's to release the nitrogen, which is a huge part of why Guinness has such a different mouth-feel than other beers.

44 in a Row

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:01:15 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: Good point, Randy did pout his way out of Oakland. The fact that he didn't have a QB who could complete forward passes regularly didn't help matters either.

@Hank Scorpio: Norv may try to trade LdT for a goose that lays golden eggs.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Think he can figure out where Jerome Bettis is from? The Bus is just so secretive about it.

Brazil Thrill

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:57:49 EST

@44 in a Row: How much lower?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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44 in a Row — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:56:45 EST

For the record, Guinness is mixed with nitrogen, not nitrous. There's still carbon dioxide in it, by the way, but it's a lower ratio than most beers; when you buy "Guinness gas" from a distributor, it's 25% CO2, 75% N.

44 in a Row

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:55:55 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Don't know. Mort hopes to have that piece of info for us by the Pro Bowl.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:55:25 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Precedent. Looks like it's time for bed.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:54:45 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Fair, but it also sets trade president, following on Bret Farve for a bag of magic beans and Marshall Faulk for a bottle of barbiturates of Jimmy Irsay's choice.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:53:39 EST

@Brazil Thrill: I see it more as Randy deciding where he was willing to go and destroying all trade value. If Brady said tomorrow that he refuses to play anywhere but Minnesota next year Im guessing they get at most a third for him, maybe a second if they are lucky

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:52:21 EST

@twoeightnine: incomplete passes in the end zone when you think your dude got 2 feet down

unfavorable spot on a play where you're close to the 1st down

whether your receiver got both hands under the ball on a close call that's ruled an incomplete pass

i'm on your side buddy, but try again.

notthequarterback

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:51:42 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Let me guess: Was Peyton Manning MVP?

Brazil Thrill

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:50:52 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Well, Moss for a 4th round pick was more indicative of the ineptitude or the Raiders front office than his market value.

Brazil Thrill

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:50:11 EST

Any members of Deadspin LLC on and willing to answer a quick question about small claims?

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:49:00 EST

Who thinks Tiki Barber is going to sign with the Patriots next year?

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:48:56 EST

I have to be up in about 5 hours and I couldn't care less. I'm not even a Giants fan, but I'm enjoying this victory a whole lot. The fact that this was the best live Super Bowl game I've ever watched, the fact that a team with many (not all) fans that assumed a victory ended up losing it, the fact that the media came up with about 5 million Belichick-Brady fellatio pieces... this couldn't get any better.

On a happiness scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the 1998 World Cup and 10 being the 1994 and 2002 World Cups... this is a solid 8.

Brazil Thrill

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:48:46 EST

And I sure hope somebody gets the winner of Puppy Bowl IV a case of this.

[www.beerfordogs.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:45:41 EST

@Brazil Thrill: You'd think, but when Randy Moss goes for a fourth rounder, it's hard to argue much better for old dumbass.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:43:36 EST

Breaking news from ESPN's Chris Mortensen: The Indianapolis Colts beat the Chicago Bears 29-17 in Super Bowl XLI.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:42:28 EST

@Hank Scorpio: I'm getting into the Bordeaux, and Malbec wines. There are some really nice reds from Southeastern Australia as well. Check them out sometime.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:42:23 EST

Fuck it all I'm hearing the word "poison" by the end of night.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Bed Bath and Jihad — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:42:19 EST

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: MC Hammer will go down as one of the greatest rappers ever. Skip Bayless 1992

Bed Bath and Jihad

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:41:33 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: I would hope so, but I'm not sure he can change.

@Hank Scorpio: Yeah, they could get a decent pick out of Shockey.

Brazil Thrill

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:39:15 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Nitrous? All that Guiness I've drank and I never picked up on it, but you're right it isn't carbonated. Damn, how did my Irish ass never figure it out?

I used to drink South African White called Von Ortloff, damn good stuff, bought it by the case.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:38:52 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: SC

She Blinded Me With Violence

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:38:07 EST

if you were 90 points off, would it really matter?

Considering I've jerked off to Eli Manning three times tonight and I hate the Giants? No.

By the way, since when can you challenge a non-penalty call? That 12 men penalty was the biggest piece of bullshit ever. I mean can I throw a flag because I thought I saw a hold on a play?

twoeightnine

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:37:04 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: "Splitting with Garfunkel will turn out to be one of the worst decisions in Paul Simon's career." - Skip Bayless, 1970

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:36:41 EST

I can't see in straight lines right now but i am making a new drink

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Big Hairy Sack — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:35:58 EST

Isiah walking the Pistons off the court vs. Bulls (just slightly <<<) Belicheck walking Pats with 1 sec left.

Big Hairy Sack

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:35:41 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Try Guiness, they use nitrous. If you're drinking wine, I recommend Bordeaux, or Malbec.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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notthequarterback — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:34:36 EST

@twoeightnine: if you were 90 points off, would it really matter?

notthequarterback

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:34:13 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Columbia?

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:33:40 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Ulcers suck. It isn't the alcohol it's the carbonation, I should probably start drinking wine again.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:33:30 EST

Damn it all, I was soooooo close.
[www.blogger.com]

twoeightnine

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Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:33:14 EST

How about that Tedy Bruschi? Showing class to actually finish that One second of play left in the game, without a coach to call the play.

By the way that statement was inspired by MJDs "blog" that sucked up to the Yahoo Audience after being beat down by his Tom Petty post.

/Times New Roman

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:32:49 EST

@cromartie: Well, you know,as Romo can attest, exposure can be deadly.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:32:27 EST

@Tracy Ham and Eggs as played by Walter Mondale: I already bought some here in Columbia, thanks.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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cromartie — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:31:09 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Really, was she dating Matt Light? Because he was a much bigger liability tonight than Brady was.

cromartie

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:31:08 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: are you actually surprised a Skip Bayless proclamation was wrong? I got some ocean front property in Glendale to sell you.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:30:51 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Sorry to hear that.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:29:51 EST

Remember at the start of the playoffs when Skip Bayless said that Tom Coughlin playing his starters against the Patriots in the last week of the regular season would turn out to be one of the dumbest/worst decisions in the history of the NFL?

Yeah...

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:29:10 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Never had it on tap, but it was pretty damn good in a bottle as I remember.

Can't believe it's been 7 years since I had a drink.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:28:54 EST

It took Simmons what 5 days to write last years Super Bowl piece? Will we even see this years before the next election?

19-0!!!!!!!!

twoeightnine

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frontrowgirl — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:28:44 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: ugh, really? that would be a pathetic headline for a high school paper, but the Times?

i'm never reading the Times again.

frontrowgirl

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:28:32 EST

K guys...its been a fun few (6ish) hours...until tomorrow...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:28:29 EST

Will's book got some pub in the A.V. Club. Scroll down to the comments; Noel Murray mentions it.

[www.avclub.com]

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:27:51 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Must be a Disney company.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:27:26 EST

@Brazil Thrill: And lucky for them all the top tight ends in the draft are projected to be late first round/ second round picks.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Tracy Ham and Eggs — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:27:15 EST

@Brazil Thrill: I think you hope this humbles him. He is better then you will get back for him, so you hope he comes back motivated

Tracy Ham and Eggs

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:27:05 EST

@The Sports Hernia: It's great for Eli. We all make fun of him, but he has been a good citizen off the field and has delivered on the field when it matters. What more can you ask for from your signal caller?

Somebody may have mentioned this before, but we need to seek the good people from Citizen watches for advice. They can obviously see the future.

Brazil Thrill

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:26:31 EST

Worst headline goes to the New York Times: Extreme Makeover, Champions Edition. That's the best you could come up with for YOUR OWN HOME TEAM WINNING the SUPER BOWL. WITH ELI MANNING?! ELI MANNING!!!!

Jeez. Journalists these days.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:26:30 EST

Well, I'm outta here. Night, DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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jrubzer — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:25:53 EST

yes god

jrubzer

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:25:31 EST

@Hank Scorpio: I've had Chimay on tap and it's heavenly.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:24:40 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Exactly.

@44 in a Row: He does have talent, don't get me wrong. But seeing as the ultimate goal is winning the Super Bowl, and how his team achieved that goal without him... you can still salvage a high draft pick for him. Boss may not be the best athlete in the world, but he's definitely capable, and will not complain about not getting enough passes thrown his way.

@kataroo_kangaroo: I know. There were a couple of Giants fans at the bar, and every time Fox showed Shockey in the box they would grunt and moan. And not in a good way.

Brazil Thrill

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:24:07 EST

Lupe for the Ultimate Highlight. Cool.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:23:57 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Not complaining, and I do miss Chimay.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:23:23 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I know where the man's business establishment is. I meant I don't know the man personally and have not had him to add synthetic pigmentation to my tuckus.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:22:15 EST

@Hank Scorpio: Forgive me for the repetition. I'm drunk on Chimay, Soju, and The Giants SB win.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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throwbot — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:22:10 EST

dear America,

You're welcome.

Love,

The New York football giants

throwbot

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mordecai1908 — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:21:53 EST

Oops.

mordecai1908

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:21:39 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: avoiding the easy A, Mr. Shorty's Tattoo Emporium is at the corner of Oak Dr. and Hwy. 1, right before Barnyard. It's a classy joint...

/last beer's kicking in.
/Crap.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:21:20 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I thought she actually was referring to Mr SHOTY, Isiah Thomas.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:20:51 EST

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: Our second Giselle Jessica Simpson comparison of the evening.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:19:22 EST

The Giselle sighting was the downfall of the Pats.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:19:06 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I don't know Mr. Shorty. My ass is still unspoiled, virgin territory.
...
If any of y'all would like to crank that meatball out of the park, be my guest.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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frontrowgirl — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:17:49 EST

you say you're not trying to say anything hyperbolic and then invoke AIDS and the Armenian Genocide?

mathematical calculations speak louder than words.

frontrowgirl

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44 in a Row — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:17:35 EST

Honestly, I'm almost glad I'm not in the city tonight (my Super Bowl party got canceled at the last minute, so I headed out to a family friend's on Long Island). I'm not sure I could handle this kind of insanity.

44 in a Row

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:16:45 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Yes, that too...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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SonofSpurrier — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:16:18 EST

I wonder if it'd be a better time in New Orleans the next few nights or in NYC???

SonofSpurrier

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:16:10 EST

@12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: yay for him actually doing something nice for once?

@Brazil Thrill: yeah... everyone was just pissed he was watching from a luxury box. he got heckled more @ the party then anything, including shitty commercials.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: see, that's funny cuz it could very well be true. Mr. Shorty could know you quite well... (I actually have a friend who has a clemson paw tattooed on his right big toe as a result of this year's bet).

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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44 in a Row — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:16:10 EST

Yeah, that's not a bad point, Brazil Thrill. I mean, certainly he's a great TE, and I do think there were a couple plays where he could have been useful (I remember a Kevin Boss run where I was amazed at how freaking slowly the man was moving), but the personality thing is huge. He's just... not divisive, per se, but definitely a detriment to team harmony.

44 in a Row

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:16:04 EST

This is the most joyous of all weekends. Mets get Santan, and the Giants win the Superbowl!! *Sheds a single tear of joy*

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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Metschick — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:15:42 EST

@Berto: The Sequel: I wish. I would've bought some a long time ago.

I'm hoping Santana buys some for us...

Metschick

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A Nation's Horse — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:14:54 EST

Look, I'm not trying to be hyperbolic, but as a Pats fan...

Loss= ((Armenian Holocaust x 10) - Gulf War 1) x (Gulf War 2) + AIDS

Not good times.

A Nation's Horse

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:14:19 EST

@metschick: Is it from Calvin Klein?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:14:11 EST

Hey supermike, FUCK OFF DOUCHECUNT!!!

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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The Sports Hernia — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:13:41 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Amazing, people are still outside screaming, this city is going to be a mess tonight.

Most improbable finish -- Eli marches down the field to answer Brady?

I will never get over this.

The Sports Hernia

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:13:35 EST

@Brazil Thrill: Outside of Pats fans? Probably not.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:13:33 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Nah. First, I'm not a Pats fan. Second, I don't have any more room on my asscheeks after them being covered in "Property of Clemson", "Property of Tommy Bowden", and "Property of Charlie Whitehurst" tattoos.

/sips beer

She Blinded Me With Violence

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:12:47 EST

Boo for House not getting the South Pole girl...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:12:44 EST

@DougOLis: oh, sorry... that's how people know him from my stories around here. Adding in the "pats fan" part was the new twist to the story.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Brazil Thrill — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:12:16 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: From what I've seen, it looks like he only wants the team to do well when he's the star. The Giants should trade him and choose team chemistry over talent.

I mean, did anybody watch today's game and think "Boy, if only Shockey were out there..."

Brazil Thrill

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Tuffy — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:11:53 EST

@metschick: Hoo hah.

Tuffy

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Tubesteak Terrorist — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:11:42 EST

@cromartie: Jesus. It's just as I would have imagined. Eric Cartman would like to taste all their tears at once.

Now? Pro Bowl, NBA All-Star Weekend and pitchers and catchers report. I may guzzle a fifth of moonshine and hope to slip into a coma until the next NFL season kicks off.

Tubesteak Terrorist

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DougOLis — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:11:33 EST

@Athletic Supporter: I don't think you needed to clarify that he was racist once it was established he is a Pats fan.

DougOLis

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:11:08 EST

Belladonna, Lauren Hutton, hockey enforcers, and all the gap-toothed people congratulate you, Mr. Strahan.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Clare — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:11:02 EST

I still cannot believe what I just saw. I just can't believe it.

Clare

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Metschick — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:10:03 EST

@Tuffy: it's called "scent of a winner". I've never had it. It's quite intoxicating, even in small doeses.

Metschick

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:09:46 EST

So ya... I've tasted the despair that is the Patriots fan.

The old racist man dowstairs is a Pats fan, came home piss drunk, hugged me (wtf!?) and babbled at me for 10 minutes, and then told me he was going downstairs to snort coke.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:08:39 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: speaking from experience? headed down highway 1 to the tattoo emporium by the pig?

@Brazil Thrill: It really pissed me off that Shockey couldn't even bother to dress out and be on the sidelines.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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twoeightnine — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:08:33 EST

"We're only going to score 17 points?" Brady said with a smile. "Does Plaxico play defense? I wish he said 45-42, or something like that."

twoeightnine