How That Felt: New York Giants - Deadspin Comments

How That Felt: New York Giants

Satyr Icon — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:55:48 EST

Yes, multiples of yes, fewer multiples of yes

Satyr Icon

How That Felt: New York Giants

StinkyCat — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:02:53 EST

lose. loose. learn difference or quit the fucking internets.

StinkyCat

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Trot Nixons Hat — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:50:52 EST

I need help. I want to hate on the Pats like everyone else as a Giants fan, but can't turn it inot hate for New England and Boston since I love the Sox. What do I do?

If anyone suggests drink more beer, then yes, that may be the best idea I've heard, and shall pre-empt your decision.

Trot Nixons Hat

How That Felt: New York Giants

Lady Andrea — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:38:45 EST

@TheStarterWife: true dat.

Lady Andrea

How That Felt: New York Giants

kayceebk — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:34:25 EST

@TheStarterWife: Well, he is a rookie; he still showed up big when he needed to.

kayceebk

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drewheyman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:31:30 EST

The kicker didn't almost loose the Pack game. the reason he got 3 shots is because the Pack couldn't move the ball. it's like taking 3 shots at the 8 ball in pool against a drunk retard who still has all his balls on the table. sure, if you miss the 8 and drunk retard runs the table, you will lose. but like that's really gonna happen.

drewheyman

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:27:50 EST

@Muggsy Bogues:

"Which parade?"

- Rudy Carpenter

Gourmet Spud

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HugsFromHarold — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:23:19 EST

@Muggsy Bogues:
Where and when Muggsy?
Already called 311 for the ticket lottery.

HugsFromHarold

How That Felt: New York Giants

HugsFromHarold — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:21:04 EST

@ClueHeywood: Osi sez, "Good enough for me to POOP on!"

How many drinks did it look like Shockey had during the game? O/U 15.5

HugsFromHarold

How That Felt: New York Giants

JoeyPorterAle — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:13:38 EST

@strum40: It's not a toomah!

JoeyPorterAle

How That Felt: New York Giants

KevinNoMaas — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:09:51 EST

Andy Reid's kids are so fickle. One bad season and they hop right on the Giants band wagon.

KevinNoMaas

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buttons — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:08:29 EST

@strum40: Emmitt? Who let you in here?

buttons

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metroville — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:08:28 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: I think you mean "minutes", not "days".

metroville

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Sucko-T — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:07:15 EST

With their star quarterback manning the controls the Giants stood tall over the Patriots. Wide reciever Amani Toomer played malignant offense all day long while their backup tight end showed Jeremy Shockey who the boss is.

Sucko-T

How That Felt: New York Giants

muggsybogues — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:06:24 EST

("New York Gi-ants" clap, clap, clap clap clap)

Who's gonna meet me at the parade!?!???

muggsybogues

How That Felt: New York Giants

Jon_Benet_Rams — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:04:05 EST

That's the only time I've been happy to see a Shockey jersey.

Jon_Benet_Rams

How That Felt: New York Giants

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:54 EST

The numbers on their jerseys indicate how many days they've been a fan.

UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak

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ClownForPound — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:44 EST

How That Felt: Tom Petty

You don't know.
He said joint.

ClownForPound

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Dan Daoust — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:27 EST

I just debacled in my pants.

Dan Daoust

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Raskolnikov — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:01:32 EST

"I'm not high enough to understand Emmitt Smith. And those girls are too old."

-Lewis Carroll

Raskolnikov

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BigRicks — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:59:27 EST

@TheStarterWife: Steve Smith makes 3 big catches a game, and 2 or 3 mistakes a game. Prior to Week 17, it was the only consistent peformance by a Giant all year.

BigRicks

How That Felt: New York Giants

TheStarterWife — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:58:14 EST

@Lady Andrea: At least their shirts are dry.

TheStarterWife

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Ladies love Fennis — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:57:55 EST

Is the one in the middle not wearing pants?

Giggity! Gotta a towel?

Ladies love Fennis

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:57:31 EST

Thomas Hayden Church in a wig, 12 yrs old, maybe.

Lady Andrea

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ClueHeywood — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:57:16 EST

Osi says: Yes, Yes, Already Did.

ClueHeywood

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:56:31 EST

How That Felt: Tom Coughlin's masseuse

Like slightly burnt creamed corn.

Gourmet Spud

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:55:21 EST

And that Smith... before that catch on 3 and 11 had made at least two or three horrible rookie mistakes in the first half. (Wasn't he open in the end zone at least once and didn't make the catch?)

@racistmascot_inc: I still contend soup cans became bouillon cubes.

TheStarterWife

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:54:17 EST

Eric Gillin's rebuttal:

"Last night was like waking up and realizing your dick wasn't six inches bigger, but rather you fell asleep while forgetting to remove the Fleshlight."

Matt Sussman

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MDT — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:54:09 EST

I'm glad to see Jeremy Shockey had a good time at the game after all.

MDT

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Camp Tiger Claw — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:52:59 EST

How That Felt: 7 Layer Dip

Warm on the bottom, cool on the top. In a word: Delicious.

Camp Tiger Claw

How That Felt: New York Giants

David Hume — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:52:57 EST

How That Felt:

Not at all like a microwaved honeydew with a hole cut in it. Not at all.

David Hume

How That Felt: New York Giants

BradLee — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:52:46 EST

I hated our cat until we had him debacled.

BradLee

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:52:25 EST

@Gourmet Spud: I think the number represents the amount of hand jobs they have performed. See how the girl wearing #80 has much better form?

Weed Against Speed

How That Felt: New York Giants

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:52:08 EST

I always eagerly check the comments to see who gets up the first 'yes, no, yes' post.

For the record: yes, yes, yes.

Hold on, Chris Hansen is at my door.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

How That Felt: New York Giants

metroville — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:52:03 EST

They arrive in Arizona dressed in all black, yet, only what appears to be half the team gets the memo. Most [of] the young guys are dressed in street clothes or alternative-colored suits. Great.

Am I to understand that fashion faux pas are what "drives the Giants fan base nuts"? Now I'm even angrier.

metroville

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:51:03 EST

How That Felt: Gisele Bundchen

"Mechanical and indifferent."

Gourmet Spud

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:51:00 EST

I'll tell you what, if that girl in the middle is of age, I certainly wouldn't mind debacling her.

racistmascot_inc

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:49:37 EST

Sergio Ramos is a Giants fan?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

How That Felt: New York Giants

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:47:57 EST

Does the girl in the pink jersey complete the phone number?

Gourmet Spud

How That Felt: New York Giants

MattinglysSideburns — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:47:52 EST

Whoa, settle down there, grandmas.

/Travis Henry

MattinglysSideburns

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racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:47:27 EST

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

The one in the middle looks like she could be about 22, or she could be about 13, so I wouldn't be willing to give it a yes until further study is done.

racistmascot_inc

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:47:10 EST

Yes to the 2 blondes. The brunette is a she-male (gotta be a big hell no).

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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stealofthedraft — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:46:46 EST

There's only one word to describe the man at that moment.

And that word is "debacled."

Well, there's "asshole"...

stealofthedraft

How That Felt: New York Giants

Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:46:23 EST

yes, yes, yes.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

How That Felt: New York Giants

Carlton_Whitfield — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:45:54 EST

Safire disapproves.

Carlton_Whitfield

How That Felt: New York Giants

racistmascot_inc — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:44:43 EST

A lot of Patriots fans woke up this morning and found out that their soup-can cocks shriveled up and turned back into pumpkins.

racistmascot_inc

How That Felt: New York Giants

stealofthedraft — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:43:54 EST

Wow, jailbait.

stealofthedraft