- Deadspin Comments

Beer-Fart — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:24:04 EST

@Rob Iracane: by "lunchmeat" you mean head cheese, right?

Beer-Fart

Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:39:59 EST

He's really taking the Art Monk thing hard.

Jefferson Short Bus

cromartie — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:26:37 EST

@Rob Iracane: I always thought he resembled Pizza the Hut. Thanks for confirming it.

cromartie

Beer-Fart — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:20:16 EST

"Your surgery was a success Mr. Pasquarelli and if you'd care to read about it I'll be posting it on my blog. We also took the liberty of placing hair plugs on your scalp. That will be in the blog entry too."

Beer-Fart

elijah_dukes_mayonnaise — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:12:01 EST

That's what he gets for dissing Arlen Specter.

elijah_dukes_mayonnaise

Rob Iracane — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:50:19 EST

@Weed Against Speed: Well, yes. He is made exclusively of lunchmeat, processed cheese and cheap olive oil.

Rob Iracane

ArkansasFred — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:49:26 EST

"He was absolutely suffering through the voting, and he stayed in that room," the source said. "I begged him to just fill out his ballots, leave, and get to a hospital. But he not only stayed, he wrote a story on the voting afterward. When he finally sought medical help, he was rushed into surgery."

ESPN's Len Pasquarelli tells ESPN sources that Len Pasquarelli is a brave little solider in an ESPN exclusive.

ArkansasFred

Matt Sussman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:49:19 EST

"He was absolutely suffering through the voting, and he stayed in that room," the source said. "I begged him to just fill out his ballots, leave, and get to a hospital."

That explains the lone vote cast for Marcus GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Matt Sussman

Weed Against Speed — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:46:43 EST

@Rob Iracane: So what you're saying is, if it were possible, Len Paquarelli would eat himself?

Weed Against Speed

Matt Sussman — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:46:04 EST

ESPN outpatient superfecta is complete.

Matt Sussman

Rob Iracane — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:39:10 EST

We've had our differences with Len, and a lot of it was in our early days, when we were looking to get noticed. But the guy is a grinder...

That's exactly what they removed from his aorta. A grinder.

Rob Iracane

shea_guevara — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:38:06 EST

Doctor recommends not yelling at bloggers for at least two months.

shea_guevara