<![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Who's your Vladdy?

Glenn Beck's Taint

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> I was at a Sox/Angels game at Fenway last season, and poor Chone got heckled mercilessly from the bleachers, and it was just as simple as pronouncing his name phonetically. He looked at the fans in that section with such hate in his eyes, it was amazing. It's not our fault his parents couldn't spell "Sean".

Sasquatch

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Sing for him, John Kruk!

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> I'm assuming the one for the Royals will involve how to boo one's own players.

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @ithacabaron: Simplicity is the key, as evidenced by the fan who felt it necessary to remind John Kruk while he was rounding the bases that Kruk was a "fat fuck."

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @Chuck Knoblockhead: STEVE PERRY!

Rusty Kuntz is particularly happy this came out post-retirement.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Here's a guide to recognizing your boos: If the boos made ESPN, they came from Philadelphia.

RyanHowardToYoMutha

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> In Philadelphia, we prefer to simply boo, with the occasional battery or ice ball toss serving as exclamation point.

Yeah, we're old school.

ithacabaron

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> "Hey, Royals pitcher!" goes a long way.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> "HANRAHAN! SUZANNE SUCKS PUSSY!"

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Leitch, they're professional athletes. They're used to this kind of thing. It rolls right off their back.

/wipes tear

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...:

You can't hear this! *clap clap clap clap clap*
You can't hear this! *clap clap clap clap clap*

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Are you allowed to bring semaphore flags in a stadium?

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Shame.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @racistmascot_inc: Why was "Pride, Curtis" left off HP's LAA roster?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> the late great PR&G once spent an entire game belligerently asking damion easley

"are you sure you were an all-star"

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> This is exactly the reason Stefan Fatsis would only want to pretend to be a pro athlete.

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Bronson Arroyo:

"We need a pitcher not a Southwestern ditch.....er!"

/stretch

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> You're a Pirate! clap clap clap-clap-clap
You're a Pirate! clap clap clap-clap-clap

(We would also accept "Royal".)

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> The timing couldn't be worse for Jays rookie Joe Fuxerzelf.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> "Abbott, Jim" - Too easy. Next.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Doug Mientkevicz:

how much you get for the ball doug? i saw it up there on ebay... how much you get for it? come on, you can tell me doug, how much you get for the ball?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Boooooo-urns!

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> "Eisenriech, Jim" - I mean, the guy's got Tourette's. Fuckshitpiss. Am I right?

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Could I just sing "That's Amore'!"?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> good god it's like a baseball version of those horrifically lame cameron crazy cheer sheats.

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Meh to making fun of people's names. I thought it would contain good stuff, like childhood traumas and family members with terminal diseases. Now that's a heckle.

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Lackey, John - Let's be honest: John Lackey looks like he's dumb.
Napoli, Mike - Since that last name is as Italian as you can get, it's best to start off with a few racial insults

Baseball Prospectus would be proud of this hard hitting statistical analysis.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Beat your wife Justice, beat your wife.....

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> This is the first time in my life I'm glad I'm deaf, so I don't have to hear the boos

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> @daver4470: Yeah, Sugar and Spice was a great movie.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> I thought Kouzmanoff was getting booed for the first few Padres games I ever went to. Turns out I'm just hard of hearing.

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Here's one for any other player on the Toronto Blue Jays not named David Eckstein:

I hear your sister's going out with SQUEAK!

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Hell, just keep chunking batteries at 'em.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> The Betty masks were a great moment in American history.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> They're not saying "boo", they're saying "Boooobies."

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Boof Bonser's been heckled his whole life every time roll is called. He can take it.

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> I have no idea how to taunt Boof Bonser, Aaron Boone or Boog Powell.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Fire Millen!!!!

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> I was saying "Moose."

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> I'll stick with "You're a bum, Herm."

HIV 2 Elway

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> POO-HOLES

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[A Guide To Recognizing Your Boos]]> Can't wait to see what they come up with for Kevin Youkilis.

(B)YOOOOOOOOOO

S.O.L.

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