<![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> The primaries are incredibly uninteresting in PA. We're sort of the voting equivalent of he punter vote on a pro-bowl ballot:

Sure, we technically get o vote, but it really doesn't matter and not even the candidates really care.

ThatMarkDude

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> It's not Election Day.

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @buwolverine: I'm going to borrow from MGoBlog's description of the Michigan offense to sum up the Bush idea of diplomacy.

"Eff you, you'll do what we say, oops you didn't, drop bombs"

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> "I SAID, THE SHERIFF IS A N_(Bell Rings)!"

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Suss I would be first in line to endorse a Torgo/Master ticket.

LouVuittonDon

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Damn, Blazing Saddles reference taken...!! I've got nada.

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> My friend Matt took that picture in Austin, TX. Time to call him!

Pacman Scones

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> *felt. I, too, need a proofreader.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I notice that the Perez Hilton link states that Hillary was not his "fist" choice... either he needs to hire a proofreader, or he finally understands how Bill felts all those years.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Allow me to take a moment to thank the Florida Democratic Party. Good job moving the primary up to January, fuckers. You really influenced the race.

Assholes.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Ned: I haven't felt this bad since we stole the 2000 election.

Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for the green m&m.

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Hon. Rev. Dr. Jerkwheat, Esq.: You're right about Obama supporters, but Obama's actual plans are all out there. From his Web site, his two books and his appearances on the Sunday shows, his thoughts are out there.

Sadly, sloganeering wins. Obama is smart to do that, especially considering the reason he became a national political figure is a speech he made. He's an electrifying speaker, no doubt.

Chanukah Zombie

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I'm basically just agog that Obama is somehow making that cowboy hat work.

picardia

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @buwolverine: I don't disagree with any of that... It's just that I'm tired of the entire focus of this election being on war. There are a hundred other things that this country needs to worry about along with the WoT, and yet people are voting just with this single issue. Single-issue voting makes we wish we had a Constitution-comprehension voting test.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> THIS! IS THE CHANGE WE CAN! BELIEVE IN!

Doctor Lingerie

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Vandermint: If Perez Hilton plugged a dude in the ass?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Hon. Rev. Dr. Jerkwheat, Esq.: And the down side to that is what, exactly?

Politics and politicians are never going to change? Perhpas, but it can get worse.

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I can't wait for "God Save the Fan II"--how politics are screwing up sportsblogs. I mean, if Perez Hilton plugged a dude in the ass, does that mean Will should too?

Vandermint

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @libertariot-x: I'm not sure who said it but they summed Ron Paul up best with "He wants to build a bridge to the 19th century." Isolationism has never worked as a foreign policy, as WWI and WWII have proven.

You're right about the Obama supporters, though I think there is more to the dislike of Bush then just his slogans. But I believe that Obama does have some good ideas we do need to make Afghanistan the focus again; we do need to engage our enemies. How we think we can spread democratic ideals by ignoring those we disagree with has never really made sense. This isn't the 7th grade, ignoring Iran and Syria won't make them fall in love with us, another one of Bush's lesser ideas.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @libertariot-x: you're reading me correctly my friend. I have nothing against the guy, but I don't buy into the notion that he is going to come into the White House and suddenly Pelosi and Boehner are going to break into a musical number about sharing and caring. In the end, they are all politicians and partisan politics isn't going anywhere any time soon. He's just the handsome face that inspires HOPE! CHANGE!

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @buwolverine:

My problems with Paul are the reasons that everyone claims to love Paul. He's a smart guy, but comes off too strong for the "average voter" and most people voting for him have no idea what he stands before besides his Iraq stance. That's what drives me nuts about Obama supporters: Most of them can't tell you a reason why they will vote for the guy, but they spout off slogans and raise money for a guy because he sounds good. Yet, these are the same people who will destroy Bush or others at every turn for spouting off slogans. If you hate one guy for spouting off slogans all the time, hate them all, not just the ones who's slogans you don't agree with.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Hon. Rev. Dr. Jerkwheat, Esq.:

Wow... that's almost word-for-word what other people have told me. I hope my sarcasm meter is reading you right.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Already voted for my fellow Pale-Hoser, Barack. And since its Chicago, I get to go back after work and vote for him again, then go outside to smoke a cigarette before I go back in and vote for him a third time. CHI-TONW!!

whodatmaninablacksedan

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @libertariot-x: Well his policies aren't nearly as bonkers as Ron Paul for a start. I'll admit the rock star level of devotion can be a little odd, but to compare anybody left on either side to Ron Paul is just inaccurate.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @libertariot-x: HOPE!!!

CHANGE!!!

HOPE!

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> You're with me, assless chaps.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @jake(ymon): And then they're sent to the parties who bid out to the lowest bidder to create their databases. I'm always shocked when I find useful data.

@j-no: Go back to running the Rangers into the ground?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Mannys Acta: Awesome. Liked the message Huckabee threw in there at the end of Conan's part. You can go and see what happened during Conan's show on NBC.com. It's up there already.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Question:

Can I get a reason why I should care for Obama? To me, he just seems like the liberal version of Ron Paul. His followers are just about as annoying as Paul's, and there isn't anything I've seen from the guy that makes me believe he is any different than the rest of the field. Also, I think Obama owes Bob the Builder some money for stealing his slogan.

Libertariot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @racistmascot_inc: their reign will be short lived when we deny them their salesgenie.com leads.

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Stev D:

Laugh at me while you can. I for one welcome our new panda overlords.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Hey Will...I'm betting Huckabee's a Cardinals fan!! Just sayin'.

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Tobias Funke: Missed it. DAMMIT!!!!! Although, i should have figured.

Natzzzzzz

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Just wake me up when Bush packs up his shit and gets the fuck out of the house.

Natzzzzzz

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I'm watching "Election" right now. So appropriate.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @buwolverine: He is a uniter. If he can get me to cross over and vote for him, think what he could do with the Republicans.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Mannys Acta: I'll agree to that...I didn't make it to Conan's show though; I would have to think that it was equally as good.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Mannys Acta: I did. Did you watch the finale on Conan?

Tobias Funke

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Did anybody watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report last night?

Fucking brilliant tv is all. Thought i'd throw that in here.

Natzzzzzz

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Hon. Rev. Dr. Jerkwheat, Esq.: Yeswecanspin.

@Slothrop: @Tobias Funke: That was well done gentlemen.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Fine, I'll do it:

Yes.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @racistmascot_inc: Grandpop, when did you get a comment invite?

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> We're going to be a Chinese colony within three years anyway, so it won't matter who the president is.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Oh honey, you know we still keep records in stone tablet around here. You don't expect those little old ladies down at the courthouse to chisel all that back out now, do you?

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> so, is it Hopespin or Changespin now?

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Leave it to Texans to fuck up their voting. Thanks for giving us Bush, fuckfaces:

[www.ksat.com]

Tobias Funke

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> It's nice to see Texans so eager to be a part of Democracy and all, but they don't vote today:
[www.ksat.com]

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @buwolverine: And remember... these databases are maintained by city and/or county employees.

"Workin' for the city. Money in my pocket, you know?"

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Voter fraud in NJ: Young white males registered as Democrats are being told they can't vote in the Democratic primary.

shtickless

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Yes, we can.

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I want someone to come into Washington to kick out all those beltway insiders!

Oh wait, no I don't. I do not want that to happen.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Gotta love human error, my database has people in their 80s listed as mid 20s because they mixed up the voter registration date with birth date.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @44 in a Row: Despite being a registered democrat in California, I am somehow still registered in SC with my last primary listed as Republican (a primary i've never voted in). I have no faith in keeping track of the electorate. Even when I complained in SC that I shouldn't still be on the voter registry, they didn't change it. (the things you find out when you have access to the voter database...)

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I'm voting for whoever can bring the most tang.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Nah, just the earliest to return. 18 delegates.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: It was when William Petersen's father asked Ray Liotta to get his mob friends to buy the teamsters' votes in 1960.

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @44 in a Row: Seconded. This year, I called in advance to verify.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Don't blame me, I'm voting Stassen.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Kucinich is most likely to be abducted by aliens.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Paul Zuvella: Is WV important?

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Obama is a White Sox's fan?

I want my money back.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I'm just happy my name was in the book when I got to the polling place. Every year, I assume the city is going to screw it up somehow, and every year, I'm pleasantly surprised when they don't.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Huckabee has won West Fuckin' Virginia

I guess this doesn't even count as a threadjack

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Yostal: The cape's pretty sweet, too.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @buttons: Yes we can. And Yes I did!

I love democracy in action.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Montgomery Brewster told me to vote for none of the above.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Gravel rocks. I've been a fan of him since he was on Colbert- surprisingly, like a lot of the jezzies, he was at the top of my "which candidate shares your views on the issues?" list. but, i worked all summer for obama, and that's where my loyalties lie.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I think I have decided on a new life goal, to become a Democratic National Committee Superdelegate. It just seems like such a great thing. Then Mike Gravel would at least have one person supporting him in Denver.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @The White Boom Boom: Clifton Todd Britt.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I'm thinking of voting Gravel, just so I can feel special for being one of only about 200 or so in the state to do so.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: Christ that movie sucked.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Chuck Knoblockhead: So go out there and vote again!

Tobias Funke

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @the intrepid spaceman spiff: +1 for that

@Hit Bull Win Steak: -1 for thinking that needed negative points

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Leon is president of hitting that ass ! Barack Obama mothafucka !

[www.youtube.com]

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Suss: Torgo also just pawn in game of life?

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> You lazy asses are just getting around to vote now? I voted over a month ago.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Vote Kucinich! The only candidate ballsy enough to impeach the current guy!

/knows Dennis dropped out

//still voted for him

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> While I don't like Obama's "Bears Fan Policy", I do like his "Wire is my Favorite Show Policy."

Tobias Funke

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @The White Boom Boom:
Well, Romney is a giant cock, so...

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @the intrepid spaceman spiff: -1 for an Idiocracy reference

-1 to me for knowing that

/shotts self
/shits pants

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @ArkansasFred:

A hula skirt mayhaps?

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @The White Boom Boom:

Kucinch because of the hot wife. Most likely to show up in an amateur porn video.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @sir_pantsalot: touche`

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @BigJimSlade: Yikes! I think that qualifies as charity work if you sleep with it.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> As an MA voter, I'm almost tempted to vote for McCain... just to negate some sap's vote for Romney. Then again, voting for spite seems kind of shortsighted.

I can hang with a Bears fan as Pres.

Romney's actually a Tigers fan, btw.

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I'm curious as to whom Fleshbot is endorsing...

The White Boom Boom

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Just as long as he doesn't spend half his presidency clearing brush at a 'ranch', I'll be happy.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Here's to a Presidential Pardon of William Ligue Jr. in 2009.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @matt_t: Mmmm, Wonkaspin...

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in '08

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @matt_t: don't complain, this version's better written.

Electorate to Obama: "Is it twoo what dey say about how your people are...gifted?"

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Dammit... no more posting for me today.

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Don't drink and vote! Or if you vote after getting drunk at the Giants' parade, don't write in Eli Manning or Tom Coughlin on your ballot. And put your shirt back on. Don't get the bodypaint on the voting machine. Those things are antiques, you know!

kw

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> 4 MORE YEARS!

supermike4ever

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @BigJimSlade: Mattingly's dumbass

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> My vote goes to whoever supports my favorite Norweigan Women's Soccer club; Fart Vang Hedmark.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @BigJimSlade:

See six posts down on the page.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Botswana Meat Commission FC: What you won't see is the chef getting any Deadspin in the Jezebel...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @matt_t:
You should see it when the chef gets some Jezebel in the Wonkette....

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @matt_t: It's SUPER TUESDAY! Suck it up and bet on the color of the gatorade the winner will be doused in...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Threadjack

Don Mattingsly's Wife Arrested
What a looker

/Threadjack

Big Jim Slade

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Vote Carcetti. Clean up Baltimore!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @matt_t: Not too loudly, sir, or everyone will want one.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Da_Mang: I made one first, but apparently it got lost in cyberspace. Nibbles is a harsh mistress.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @UpstateUnderdog:
My position is clear.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Da_Mang: Sorry, had to do it.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Arlen Specter would root for the Pirates, but he can't figure out which position Johnny Depp plays.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Hilary Clinton supports the Class A Auburn Doubleface.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I hereby announce my vote for "God Save the Fan" as THE book of the year!

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> YOU TELL THAT DAAAHHHKIE THAT ONLY TAWMMY BRADY IS ALLOWED TO ENDAWSE STETSON!!!!

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> can we not vote for Bush again?

Jack Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Bad Becks: That wouldn't work. She wants to wear what ever team is appropriate at the time and claim she has always supported that team. Then we are supposed to be to stupid figure it out.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Caption:

In between campaign stops in Missouri and Tennessee, presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama (D. Ill) went out and roped a couple'a calves and wrangled some steers.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I wonder what Obama is more uncomfortable wearing: a cowboy hat or a dashiki.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: X-Men: The Last Stand left so many questions unanswered.

Will Ron Paul ever get his mutant powers back?

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Pardon me waiter, but it appears the cook got some Wonkette in my Deadspin.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Since I came in too late to make the obvious Blazing Saddles reference, I shall slink away quietly.

Da_Mang

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Suss: Hillary takes care of the place while Bill is away?

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Tebow2007: Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones is running for President now?

Fixed.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I think if a picture of Obama Girl were posted we'd get the message a little more.

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Go ahead throw away your vote!

Don't blame me I voted for Kodos.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Weed Against Speed:

"Bart, they says you were hung."

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Now THAT's a gay cowboy I could sit down and have a beer with!

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I loved Blazing Saddles.

/ducks

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Yes we can.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @HazelMaesLandingStrip: Technically he did win Michigan the state grew up in...though it wasn't hard to win. He just offered jobs to the 15 people still left in the state

rock & rye

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Barack is setting out to find the Ark of the Covenant.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @HazelMaesLandingStrip: agreed times a thousand. not that i NEEDED Perez Hilton to cement the fact that I am supporting the correct candidate, but hey, whatever helps.

y2ames

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Obama is the only one who looks fit enough to play some pick-up ball (and did with an SI writer). That's enough for me.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Paul Zuvella:

Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> "Torgo" makes less sense than "Mongo" where I said "Torgo" just then.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Then Obama murdered Imus, and returned with his hat to verify his feat to the townspeople.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Didn't know Charlie Pride was running for office.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> vote quimby

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> George Carlin says that if I don't vote, I'll have the right to bitch and moan later. After all, it won't be MY fault that some jackass is in office.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> "be sure to tell the exit pollsters you voted Ron Paul"

Be sure to tell Ron Paul supporters that actual exit polls don't generally require Javascript or a valid e-mail address.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I vote on candidates based upon their World League of American Football affiliation. So help me God if Obama supported the Barcelona Dragons.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> If only Will could find a picture of Obama in a black T-shirt, with a "God Save the Fan" book tucked under his arm......

KittyLitterKing

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Excuse me while I wip this out . . .

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @Bad Becks: Paul Lukas just shit his pants.

KoSuKe Fuk-U

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> About time someone got moving on the sequel to Posse.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Go out there and vote Obama

This is the happiest thing I have read on Deadspin in the past two days.

And on another note, I bet Romney won't even win his "home" state. Fraud.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Martin Lawrence is running for President now?

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Exit Polls

Obama 52 percent
Torgo 42 percent

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Today is Erection Day. In my pants.

KoSuKe Fuk-U

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: +1. Then sit back and laugh as Ron Paul fans claim conspiracy after comparing exit poll results to the real results.

MidwestCoastBias

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I prefer to go by their favourite Minor League team.

Hillary Clinton: Asheville Tourists/Portland Beavers
Ron Paul: Modesto Nuts
Mike Huckabee: Fort Myers Miracle
Barack Obama: Tennessee Smokies
Dennis Kucinich: Great Lakes Loons

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: Unless you're wearing a spinning bow tie, face paint and a plaid straightjacket, they'll know you're not serious.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I always approve of skewing polling data. not sure why.

Moonshine Mike

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> here's that pic...guess I should have origionally included it.

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Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> Should we just give Hillary a jersey with multiple logos all over it just like the one Gaylord Perry used to wear to old timers games?

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[It's Election Day, And We Will Make No Giants Analogies]]> I've got a crush on Obama.

To liven up voting, be sure to tell the exit pollsters you voted Ron Paul, regardless of what party primary you're voting in.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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