<![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @SwatLax: Haverford: Because not everyone can get into Swarthmore.

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> We should all be down on our knees praying to the infant baby jebus that our slacker 17 year old son gets accepted to the local JC.

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Haverford's a safety school.

SwatLax

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Larry Raper is really getting after the QB today!

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @matt_t: WOOO!!! EXCESSIVE EXPECTATIONS!!

JOE ADAMS IS COMING TO IMPREGNATE YOUR WOMENS!!

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @the intrepid spaceman spiff: From Wikipedia: A substantial number of men with Peyronie's exhibit concurrent connective tissue disorders in the hand...

Yeah, I'd imagine.

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Hon. Rev. Dr. Jerkwheat, Esq.: oh what I meant to say was AJ Green is going to score 100 tds next year

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I am totally pumped at my alma mater's recruiting class. Now, to sit back and marvel at how Wannstedt inevitably ruins it.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Doyle McPoyle: For what it's worth he doesn't look like a Brock Mansion, however I don't think anyone can truly look like a Brock Mansion until they hit 35.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> We may have found our new Lucious Pusey:
[insider.espn.go.com]

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @matt_t: Sorry to hear that, I'm afraid you're no longer welcome in the ESS EE SEE.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I didn't achieve Econ stardom until I pulled an A+ my senior year (true!).

econdave

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @babaoje: Nathanael Hasselbeck just dropped a punt

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche: Brock Mansion?! How is that guy not a professional wrestler/porn star?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Yostal: Ditto on the Lenten sacrifice.

But come on, fawn a little over the kids. Recruiting Claus only comes once a year. And for the love of all that is Holy, quit agreeing with Shanoff.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Looking at the ESPN 150 I don't see a single top 150 recruit going to Cal to join Hart. However I did see they have a verbal committment from some QB named Beau Sweeney. 2010 is gonna sweet when Beau Sweeney is backing up Brock Mansion. Hopefully next year they can get a QB recruit with the first named Butch so the depth chart is Brock, Beau, Butch.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Berto: The Sequel: Surely Howie Long has some other children?

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> ...a glorified message board!

Who said irony was dead?

theballadofrickeyfoggie

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Tiki Barber can tell you all about Signing Day.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Does Young Dro know about this "strong lean"?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Slothrop:

Dear Reaper:

I accept.

Love,
Grandma Jenkins


Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @matt_t: To add to your loathing, hell of a class y'all are bringing in this year.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I'm guessing there will be a grand total of 0 players on any of these lists going to UVA.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Or a small clown car full of hasselbecks

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @UpstateUnderdog: Yes, unless it's Alison Stokke. In which case it's still weird, but in a pull-the-head-off-my-ween way.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> This day for BC usually turns into them unearthing a Flutie or a Hasselbeck.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @tickenest: I chose Kansas over Northwestern when they sent me a letter saying "We're not here to judge, but did a number fall off of your SAT score?"

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Whitey Fisk: When you see him trying to eat the actual buffet table, that's when you know Charlie Weis has gotten desperate.

KoSuKe Fuk-U

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Notre Dame would have had an even better class, but Weis accidentally ate a WR.

Tracy Ham and Eggs

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> The Illinois fan in my office commented earlier today about how weird it is that I (a Tennessee fan) am not that interested in National Signing Day and am instead looking forward to the NCAA basketball tournament, while he has given up on the basketball Illini this year and is anxiously monitoring updates on Zook's next incoming class...

The end times are nigh, folks.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Kurt Vonnegut's shirt was so loud it killed some minks. So it goes.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Based on that picture, Charlie Weis is really getting desperate.

Whitey Fisk

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Isn't strong lean what killed Pimp C?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Sue Johanson's dildos are getting smaller. And they write!

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @HazelMaesLandingStrip: Rigorous schmigorous.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> national signing day is creepy. glorifying high school seniors = weird.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Shanoff can say all of this because Florida has a kick-ass Top 5 class coming in!

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I am pretty sure I was a 1 star prospect in high school. It's like the Springfield elementary football team with Ralph.

Coach "Ralph, you're on special teams"
Ralph "I'm special!"


The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Is she signing her letter of intent for the Retirement Castle?

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> As Shanoff typed this, an American flag was unfurled in the background.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Eric Idol. Aging well.

Nice cranky old man post from Shanoff. This is like those people who loved [insert sport here] but hated free agency.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Eh, what I love about Rivals and Scout is that if a player is rated at 4 stars...then has the gumption to sign with a mid-major, they'll be a 2-3 star the next day.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Yostal:

You too? FUCK!

Oops.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Kevin Hart. A champion for all the mediocre offensive linemen too small, slow, and stupid to compete on any collegiate level. This'll still sting years from now when he's pumping gas outside Blanko, New Mexico. This prank was deliciously evil. Well done, A.J.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @matt_t:

I'm hearing good things about Notre Dame's 2010 class.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Darrell Fucking Scott is coming to play some DIVISION I FOOTBALL!!

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I loathe signing day. Its like hearing people bragging about their fantasy draft a year or two before they'll play a game.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Yostal: Seriously, I was going to give up swearing for Lent, but I realized what that would do to my Deadspin posts and decided against it.

That, and I would have only lasted eleven hours anyway.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> What the fuck is Phil Spector wearing?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I looked at Rivals.com's Top 100 and I was shocked to realize that BC had NO ONE on that list. So I thought to myself, if I were a football player would I choose a school with rigorous academic requirements, or a school that lets me take Tango dancing and bang co-eds all day. And that answered all my questions.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I use the term "strong lean" whenever I have to describe my peyronie's disease. wait. no. I mean my friend's peyronie's disease

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Pfft, I chose Penn over Haverford when the Classics department called and offered me front row seats for Ancient History 26. Can't say no to that.

Tickenest

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Wow, she is good, staying in the lines and all.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Yostal: I'm not giving up a fucking thing for Lent. I'm in the Dana Jacobsen camp--fuck Jesus.

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Signing day in college football? Jesus, that's like listening to Obama and Clinton debate policy back in August of '07.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Why is Kim Mattingly signing autographs?

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I expected "A Signing Day For Everyone" to talk about how Florida's recruiting is going. What a letdown.

The Chompman

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Yostal: I've been under the impression it's a new wing world.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> So, with whom did Joe Walsh sign?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> @Yostal: I am trying the same. My prediction is I make it to Friday before kneeling to say 100 Hail Marys.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I'm pretty sure Drew is still telling the same jokes.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I am extremely excited about Old Dominion's all-redshirt class.

Storming the Floor

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Is that Will at Book Soup last night?

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Bring that kid on. We're always looking to teach dirty play while avoiding class and disobeying the legal system.
/Phil Fulmer


The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I hope poor Kevin Hart at least got a sympathy lay from a cheerleader.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Another fine product of the Matthew Lesko Ugly Jacket Emporium.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Where was the video of Big Daddy Drew as a high school senior, regaling classmates with dick jokes that flashed his future promise?

I don't know, but the local authorities have a video of Drew flashing his dick at high school seniors.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Scan for the word Tebow...

It's clean.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> I didn't know WWE had a signing day.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> Darn*, I agree with Shanoff. That's now twice this year. This is, indeed, a strange new world in which we reside.

*--annoyingly, I have given up swearing for Lent. This will make me sound like
JI
JIM THOME.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[A Signing Day For Everyone]]> We should all be able to read a sports blog and not have to be subjected to the driveling rants of a myopic homer.

Wait, what?

KoSuKe Fuk-U

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