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Kevin Hart Made The Whole Thing Up

PeteJayhawk — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:42:04 EST

@businessorleisure: Hey lover (buddy?). Shit, I need to be up in 7.25 hours. I'm out.

PeteJayhawk

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:41:41 EST

@PeteJayhawk: Goodnight buddy (lover?).

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:40:17 EST

Goodnight friends and lovers.

PeteJayhawk

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:40:08 EST

@PeteJayhawk: Hey buddy (lover?).

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notthequarterback — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:39:52 EST

@businessorleisure: ahhh no I believe it was the "PWKHWSITL" category...people who knew he was still in the league. you made a different tonight!

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:39:00 EST

Hello friends and lovers.

PeteJayhawk

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:37:40 EST

I'm done, too. Gonna try to be in bed before 1 for a change. See y'all later.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:34:16 EST

@notthequarterback: I knew, but I didn't care. A triple-double? Really? Was one of the stats injuries?

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:30:52 EST

@I Party With Smoot: Always a pleasure.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: God, he's good. I'll watch NBA Fastbreak-- one of the only shows not affected by ESPN's shit parade-- as I fall asleep.

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notthequarterback — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:30:21 EST

Earl Watson with a triple-double. Man, I didn't even know that guy was still in the league.

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Disgruntled Goat — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:29:46 EST

Keep it real DU!AN, I'm out.

Disgruntled Goat

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StevieY19 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:29:27 EST

Hey everybody.

I think Duke may have just taken another charge.

StevieY19

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:29:06 EST

@businessorleisure: Think it was on FSN West so you might not have gotten it anyway. Double OT with Peja winning it at the buzzer with a tough long jumper. Paul had 8 (eight) steals.

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I Party With 33765-183 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:29:00 EST

Evening Duan.

Night Duan.

I Party With 33765-183

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:26:22 EST

Ok, it's bed time, night all.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:25:55 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Close, but I don't think it gets quite there.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:25:28 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: SHIT, I missed the last Suns fun game and Chris Paul going nuts (again)? FUCK. Paul is my favorite player in the league other than Ray Allen when he is ON.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:24:47 EST

Brief visit. Night DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:24:08 EST

@Hank Scorpio:

Debacled.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:22:54 EST

@businessorleisure: I hear ya. Watching UNC is painful without Lawson and Ellington jacking up shot after shot when he clearly didn't have it tonight was just sad b/c there were no real other options. And Duke not trying to penetrate hardly at all was frustrating. They've been getting their lunch handed to them by UNC big men for years and years now, on both ends of the court.

Saw the highlights of Suns/Hornets. Sorry I missed that one.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:21:49 EST

@44 in a Row: Oh I have that t shirt.

Lizabelle

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:20:44 EST

@44 in a Row: Awkwardness is saying you like them, I don't think the English language has a word for what you described.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:20:33 EST

@White Speed Receiver: D-O-W-N. I'm gonna vote for Michelle Williams. Let's see if Pat O'Brien will raise the kid.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:19:51 EST

@44 in a Row: or hot passionate practice baby-making. i've seen when harry met sally.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:19:29 EST

@White Speed Receiver: It'd be hard to assign points, we'd have to grade you reasoning for wishing their death; where as if they check into rehab/psych ward then that's a clear win.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Lizabelle — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:19:24 EST

My chocolate chip muffins are exquisite.

Lizabelle

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:17:27 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Hey, I understood. I don't think it's Contra, upon second listen.

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White Speed Receiver — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:17:06 EST

@Hank Scorpio: What about a DU!AN "Which 'celeb' do you want to die" pool?

Too macabre?

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos:

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44 in a Row — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:17:02 EST

as someone with a vagina, it's annoying when you find out a guy you didn't even know liked you is upset that you started seeing someone else. and you just wonder why he didn't say something earlier.

Sure, but you don't want to put yourself in a position where you're telling someone who thought you were one of her best friends that you're in love with her. That, I've heard, tends to lead to awkwardness.

44 in a Row

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:16:46 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Why do you always take me so seriously?! Jesus!

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:15:15 EST

@Berto: The Sequel: Even worse, Britney is back on the street.

Instead of a dead pool we need a DUAN rehab/ Psych pool, hell half of Hollywood has checked themselves in this month; Eva Mendes and Kirsten Dunst are at the same rehab right now.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:15:13 EST

I replied to myself to clarify to BorL what it was I was stuck on. You are being a jerk, and what's worse, you're trying to be condescending, but failing.

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:14:33 EST

Kevin Hart has signed with KU!

Source: Kevin Hart

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:14:15 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: That is true. Without Frasor, UNC has no one that can stop penetration and it is killing the interior guys. The break is not going to lead them to a championship. It's just not. GA Tech, Maryland and Duke got into the lane way too easily. I hate UNC and I hate Duke, but I love basketball. Those two playing as poorly as they did tonight makes me want to stick with the NBA more and more.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:13:31 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I wouldn't be upset if she started seeing someone else. Surprised, but not upset. I intend to tell her, but it's just not the time. I need to get to know her better, and she needs to get to know me better. I rushed into the last relationship.

@racistmascot_inc: The latter is my plan.

Token_Tennis_Fan

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:13:19 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Or whack a pinata, without the pinata.

/topical

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:13:07 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I'm not trying to be a jerk pointing this out, but you just replied to yourself about video game theme songs. Maybe it's time for a little mirror-gazing?

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:12:32 EST

@lizabelle: Plus the grooming bills must be astronomical.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:11:53 EST

@Berto: The Sequel: you make me giggle to no end because your comments just come out of nowhere. it's like whack a mole, without the whack.

... that made more sense in my head.

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Lizabelle — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:10:30 EST

@Hank Scorpio: that's a good point.

Lizabelle

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:10:20 EST

@businessorleisure: No. Ick.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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losloseeboy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:09:24 EST

@UkraineNotWeak:

Mookie Jones is going to slay at 'Cuse next year.

/Coked up ESPN HS recruiting analyst

losloseeboy

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:09:16 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: Well yeah, there's a lot of them. But people also look at his wealth as proof he's a "winner" and people love to identify with winners. So if they go listen to him speak, probably at a Zig Zigler event coming soon, and they learn what makes him a "winner" then they can copy his behavior and become "winners" too.

This is why I hate leadership books, if you need a book to know what the right thing to do is, we're all in fucking trouble.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:09:15 EST

Amy Winehouse, smoking crack? On videotape? I am shocked, SHOCKED at this latest development.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:08:33 EST

@racistmascot_inc:

I can't figure out the one between Brinstar and Contra.

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Disgruntled Goat — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:08:26 EST

@White Speed Receiver: Wow. +1

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:07:41 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: TRU.

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Did you see Scheyer's balls? GROSS.

@racistmascot_inc: Good call.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:07:40 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Cheap foul calls, I should have said.

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:07:37 EST

@White Speed Receiver: Contest's over everyone. It's just been won. Don't bother with y'alls submissions.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:07:01 EST

@businessorleisure: It'll be a different game at Cameron with Lawson healthy. He'll cause both teams to play better. Lots of cheap fouls in this game, but when you consider the teams, what else would you expect?

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:05:58 EST

@businessorleisure:

I know the first one, it's Final Fantasy....IV, I believe.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:05:09 EST

I wouldn't be upset with a girl if I dawdled too long and she got swept up by another guy. At the same time, rushing into it is almost never a good idea.

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Disgruntled Goat — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:05:09 EST

@Hank Scorpio: I was about to ask "Who would pay outrageous sums of money to see that man speak?" and then I remember that people with outrageous sums of money are his core constituency.

Disgruntled Goat

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White Speed Receiver — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:04:58 EST

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: INVISIBLE SYBIAN!!

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:04:44 EST

@businessorleisure:

Although the Cuse lost, Cuse/UCONN was a much better game.

UkraineNotWeak

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:04:28 EST

@racistmascot_inc: And that's why he spends a million a delegate.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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44 in a Row — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:04:17 EST

Evening, all. The market is almost out of Sam Adams Winter Lager; spring, clearly, is in the air.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:04:02 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan:

Don't wait TOO long though, just worm your way into her good graces a little bit at a time.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:03:20 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: @racistmascot_inc: as someone with a vagina, it's annoying when you find out a guy you didn't even know liked you is upset that you started seeing someone else. and you just wonder why he didn't say something earlier.

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:03:20 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Is the first one Karate Kid? Meh, I am out of it (read: kinda drunk). I got nothing.

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:02:39 EST

I hate to direct you to their site, but I am loving tWWL's picture on the homepage right now.

So I came up with a contest: narrate this picture: [espn.go.com]

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:02:30 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Yes, saying something now would be too early.

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:02:29 EST

@Hank Scorpio:

I only feed my cat Fancy Feast in a crystal goblet.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:01:06 EST

@lizabelle: Well think it through, Mittens have very expensive tastes. I'm guessing it's only Fancy Feast for him.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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businessorleisure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:00:55 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: It was obvious UNC had no offensive plan (Quentin Thomas does not a good team follow), but Duke was content playing just well enough to win. They were 13-29 from three, but most of those misses were in the first ten minutes of the seond half when they got overconfident.

All in all, everything was pretty messy. I expect better from 2 v. 3.

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:59:55 EST

If he makes a move too quickly and she isn't interested, it might ruin his chances forever. He can't be a pussy, for lack of a better word, forever, but putting a little strategy into it never hurt.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:59:43 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I think you misstated the importance of the friend thing. He's my best friend, and he's sometimes more interested in my being in a relationship than he is (as he tells me, he's married and loves it, and wants me to experience the same joy). He was saying the blind date thing (mostly) as a joke. My not making a move on this girl has nothing to do with it, I promise.

I have what I think are pretty good reasons to not move fast here.

Token_Tennis_Fan

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:59:16 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: I'm sure he'll make it back on the speaking circuit. If anything this level of national exposure will help jack his speaking fee higher.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:59:04 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: That better not've been chuckling at me.

And yes, I DID just conjunctionate "not" and "have." You can call me Rhymenocerous.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:58:44 EST

@Hank Scorpio: I'm totally wanting another cat right now.

Lizabelle

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JB* — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:58:07 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: too true

JB*

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J-No — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:57:25 EST

Good night everyone, I need some sleep! Take care.

J-No

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notthequarterback — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:57:01 EST

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: it was hardly latent bitterness. my power went out 2 hours ago and after i got back on i read through what i missed and got annoyed again.

i try not to carry grudges.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:56:41 EST

@lizabelle: See I'm surprised Huckabee Hound hasn't become as big as mittens.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:56:34 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: you not making a move on a girl you really like is going to stop your friend from setting you up on blind dates? no offense, but grow a pair or find better friends. If she's worth having, she'll be snapped up and you'll be sitting on the sidelines.

...too harsh?

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:56:12 EST

@businessorleisure: Could've been better. Hansbrough was UNC this evening. Ellington was pathetic. Duke was shooting threes like they were worth 6 points apiece. And I had to be subjected to Packer the whole game. But at least I was happy with the outcome.

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J-No — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:56:07 EST

@lizabelle: I used to stay at Marriotts weekly, so I was a points high roller and got the goos upgrades. Now I don't travel as much and lost status, but I still have hundreds of thousands of points left over to play with.

@JB*: Well done. Working the points/miles game can be a challenge.

J-No

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Disgruntled Goat — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:55:54 EST

@Hank Scorpio: I wonder how his sons feel about him pissing away their inheritance.

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:55:50 EST

Night all.

Keep me in the loop regarding accomodations for the June 7th PP. I'll be coming in on Saturday.

UkraineNotWeak

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:55:10 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: No, and not anytime soon. I don't know. I sort of have to go through this period in which I'm annoyed that I'm interested in a girl... on the other hand, my one friend was threatening to set me up on blind dates. So that'll stave him off.

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: (chuckling)

Token_Tennis_Fan

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:54:25 EST

@Yinka Double Dare: I'm coming in Friday mid-afternoon, and I've never really seen Chicago before. So I'm down for whatev

Lizabelle

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:53:09 EST

Any fellow gamers care to help me with this one: [www.youtube.com]

I can't figure out two of the songs in there, and it's pissing me off.

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:52:39 EST

Mittens and Veep.

Lizabelle

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:52:05 EST

@businessorleisure:

Always here to help out fellow NES fans.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:51:40 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: I doubt the cat would spend $1.16 million per delegate.

Yes he's spent that much per delegate, he'd need to spend a billion to win at that rate.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:51:36 EST

@lizabelle: Entirely possible for those coming in on the Friday, since that's when the bar we went to last year does their live band karaoke. The live band location on Saturday night would be tough, as it is really crowded oftentimes.

Yinka Double Dare

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MidwestCoastBias — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:51:31 EST

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: I was just thinking "I need another string cheese right now." Get out of my head! ha.

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:51:31 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: Oh, young love... Go for it!

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:50:46 EST

That's it. My next cat is named Mittens.

Lizabelle

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:50:07 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I fully endorse lesbianism in my porn. Otherwise, eh, not so much. Trimming Aubrey's Beardsley is kinda difficult if that's the case.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:50:01 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: aww. have you told her this yet? and if not, how do you plan on doing so?

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JB* — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:49:40 EST

@j-no: I think points paid for everything but the wedding itself when the Mrs. and I eloped - free tickets, free hotel, free rental cars. We took the cheap way out, and then got off even cheaper.

JB*

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:49:27 EST

@notthequarterback: Naw man, I was just kidding. Although I do appreciate the not letting him off the hook 3 pages later, really.

In completely unrelated news, I am on my 4th string cheese of the evening. These things are like crack.

Oh, it's god to be back. I've missed you DU!AN.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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businessorleisure — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:48:45 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Thanks, seriously.

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:48:31 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I'll put it this way: After listening to that terrible game, what I wanted to do was talk to her, because I knew I'd feel better. Pretty much tells me what I need to know.

Token_Tennis_Fan

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notthequarterback — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:48:04 EST

@racistmascot_inc: yeah, I killed a good hour on those last night...pure genius.

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:47:59 EST

@j-no: My Dad stays at that Mariott every time he comes here. Last time they upgraded him to a suite on the 45th floor. It was incredible. Dad does all that Marriott points stuff too. It's awesome how they hook you up.

Lizabelle

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Disgruntled Goat — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:47:48 EST

@Hank Scorpio: That cat seems a helluva lot more trustworthy than its owner.

Disgruntled Goat

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MidwestCoastBias — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:47:14 EST

Ok, done for the evening, good night all.

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:46:39 EST

Anyone who played Ninja Gaiden: [www.youtube.com]

I'm getting obsessed with these Mario Paint songs, btw.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:46:37 EST

@CardinalRedOctober: I was disappointed I couldn't find it in lolcat form.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:46:36 EST

Annnnnd our recruting class ranks.............60th.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:45:57 EST

@lizabelle: He even has his own website, though it's not all that adorable.

[www.mittensromney.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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businessorleisure — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:45:56 EST

@lizabelle: His health care fan is seriously terrible.

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CardinalRedOctober — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:45:39 EST

@Hank Scorpio: that should be written in lolcats format.

CardinalRedOctober

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J-No — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:45:21 EST

@lizabelle: I'll check around and see what I come up with for prices. I am sure going direct to their website is more pricey than what I can find elsewhere on the net or through work.

@JB*: I have used points for most of my trips. I love the Marriott Marquis in Midtown. Of course it is 100,000 points for 3 nights, but worth it!

J-No

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JB* — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:44:35 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: Expand.

JB*

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:44:26 EST

@Hank Scorpio: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I'd totally vote for him. That is just the most adorable thing ever.

Lizabelle

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notthequarterback — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:44:01 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: good news or bad news?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:43:49 EST

@Token_Tennis_Fan: the girl or the idea?

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:43:43 EST

No, but bisexuality is awesome. Especially when it's on video.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:43:28 EST

@lizabelle: [www.sissel.cc]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:43:19 EST

@Rock You Like An Iracane: pick any weapon of bludgeoning of your choice.

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:43:15 EST

@Yinka Double Dare: I heard all the stories, and I hope we can go back there:)

Lizabelle

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Token_Tennis_Fan — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:43:13 EST

So I think I found the answer to my question last night.

Token_Tennis_Fan

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Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:42:44 EST

@lizabelle: Used to live about 2 blocks from there.

Now I live walking distance from the bar where many of us sang with the live band karaoke last year. Good times.

Yinka Double Dare

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:41:51 EST

@Hank Scorpio: No! I've been back and forth cooking but show me again!

Lizabelle

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:41:42 EST

@racistmascot_inc: it's one thing to be an ass, it's one thing to be a consistent, inconsiderate ass. he's still trying to make me feel bad about not coming with him to san fran this weekend, even though i'm already going on a trip this weekend. maybe he'll send me pretty flowers tomorrow when he realizes what an ass he was being tonight.

/doubtful.
/not the flowers, the realization.
/lesbianism is cool, right?

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay:

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:41:32 EST

Latent teleportation. I learned it on Planet Yardrat.

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JB* — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:41:32 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: That's pretty much my thought pattern. Shared cabs, additional drinking time, etc etc.

@j-no: Hotel points are so spiffy. I burned a healthy number with a night at the Intercontinental for our anniversary, just for the poo-n-giggle of it.

JB*

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notthequarterback — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:41:22 EST

@Chloroform Monster: I'm all for healthy debate; I fucking hate name-calling.

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Who, me or him?

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:40:52 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Maybe for him it's just a case of "don't know what you got 'til it's gone". Or maybe he's just a douche. He is French.
/ducks in case BTO is in the room

Say, I just filled my 80's cheese quota for the day, too. Good on me.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:40:43 EST

I'm a mover and a shaker in my own little world too, but I built my little world in SimCity.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:39:45 EST

@racistmascot_inc: So, was that Super Speed or Teleportation you spontaneously developed there?

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:39:21 EST

@lizabelle: Hey, did you see the pic of mittens I found for you?

And no not that nasty one.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:39:17 EST

He's French and you're dogging on him for being an ass? That's like yelling at a fish for swimming.

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:39:13 EST

@notthequarterback: Latent bitterness. Probably one of my favorite things in the world.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:38:31 EST

@j-no: I booked on Expedia with my flight, and it was 500$ for a flight and two nights...that's weird.

Lizabelle

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:38:27 EST

@racistmascot_inc: i, too, am a mover and a shaker in my own little world. on top of being a surrogate mother to 2 children whose real mother constantly leaves them for california. i don't want to also constantly leave them for california.

@midwestcoastbias: that's humanity in general.

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Chloroform Monster — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:38:26 EST

@notthequarterback: TO be fair, I am a smug asshole, and your torment has been drawn out in nature and is an unfair addition to the knowledge v knowledge battle we've apparently got going.

Chloroform Monster

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MidwestCoastBias — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:37:00 EST

@racistmascot_inc: hahaha! Wow, that is rather scary. Who wouldn't run at a statement like that!

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notthequarterback — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:36:35 EST

@Chloroform Monster: In re: to your comment 3 pages ago...yeah I would think that JD Drew is an asshole too, were I fan of any organization he fucked over. My problem is you labeling me a "bitter Cub fan" while knowing nothing about my depth of baseball knowledge or the fact that I've been a die-hard since you were a fetus. Makes you come off as a smug asshole.

R'ock You Like An Iracane

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J-No — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:36:32 EST

@lizabelle: I just went to the Westin's Website and it is over 400 bucks a night. That is a little steep for 1 night!!! I'm sure i could find a better rate for the same hotel so I will look around. I have so many Marriott points from all my travel that if I can get a free room, I will take that.

J-No

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StevePerryPsychOut — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:36:32 EST

@midwestcoastbias: Oak Brook. We could all share some Fried Mac 'n Cheese at the Fridays down the street...
/shits pants.
//goes to bed.

StevePerryPsychOut

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R'ock You Like An Iracane — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:36:30 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Eh, why not? I could use an out for aggression.

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:36:26 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I know where you're coming from... but where I'm at, change of scenery is always welcome.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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MidwestCoastBias — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:35:41 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Us men only want the things/people we can't have, or wait until the person leaves to realize we liked them.
/Autobiographical, duh.

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:35:34 EST

Well, if you date a mover and a shaker, you gotta expect him to be a little bit of a dick. If you date a college schmo like me, then you'd probably get someone who could drop all their shit at a moment's notice and come visit you.

@midwestcoastbias:

I've only had one girlfriend ever beg for me back, and she immediately starting talking about how many babies she wanted to have with me. I was a mile away by the time she finished her sentence.

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:35:32 EST

@lizabelle:

Are you talking about the June 7th PP? Because I'd like to stay convenient to all who are attending from out of town.

UkraineNotWeak

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Chloroform Monster — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:35:22 EST

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: I am petrified to google that and confirm your progrnostication.

Chloroform Monster

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Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:35:20 EST

@j-no: I'm going to operate under the assumption that it'll be in the burbs then.

I am going to the Pants Party though. Last year was fun. My wife had fun as well, even though she's not a Deadspinner (or much of a sports fan for that matter).

Yinka Double Dare

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StevePerryPsychOut — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:35:01 EST

@j-no: I like the Lantern. I just can't do the downtown area very often.
/dick joke.

I'm out. See ya kids later.

StevePerryPsychOut

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:34:30 EST

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Is that good news? Not sure if you're being serial. Lots of folks would love to go there but I fall in the opposing camp.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Chloroform Monster — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:34:13 EST

@racistmascot_inc: *Spinning barrel roll through air, unsheates Dragon Sword* (poor dubbing) We must disco dance fight, FOR HONOR!

Chloroform Monster

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:34:07 EST

@Chloroform Monster: Hell hath no fury like "Buttplug Revenge."

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:33:54 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: the most annoying part is is that i lived 5 minutes away from him for a couple months after we broke up, and never once did he try to talk to me or see me. no, not until i move away does he urgently need to see me.

@Chloroform Monster: he's french... he might actually be into that.

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businessorleisure — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:33:35 EST

Man, that Duke-UNC game kinda blew.

Hello, peeps.

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MidwestCoastBias — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:33:27 EST

@Yinka Double Dare: YDD, the book event is in Oak something. There's no after party yet; we'll have to make it up. I don't work the next day, but I have to travel 2+ hours to get there, so I don't want to go too far necessarily.

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:32:33 EST

@Chloroform Monster:

When I feel someone has wronged me, I avenge my clan's honor with the help of Zanketsuo, my trusy kitana.

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JB* — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:31:58 EST

@j-no: Yeah, I used it too. It was one of the name-your-price sites, I just can't recall which one now.

JB*

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MidwestCoastBias — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:31:44 EST

@racistmascot_inc: Wow, then you must have had decent ex-girlfriends. Such creatures exist? Liar, I don't think you really went to the same nerd refuge university as I did, ha.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:31:40 EST

@racistmascot_inc: one of the reasons we broke up in the first place is because he refused to come visit me, but always expected me to just be able to drop my life and come see him. and, he's already starting that. he has no time? bullshit. he can fly into denver for an evening. it's not that far of a trip. and he can't plan things in advance? he owns the company- he's the boss. of course he can plan things in advance. he can do what he wants. which apparently isn't taking into consideration my situation.

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Chloroform Monster — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:31:34 EST

@j-no: Make you kinda feel like you need a shower? Don't be afraid baby. Embrace the fear.@kataroo_kangaroo: Whenever someone has wronged me I order a shipment of buttplugs in their name with a fake credit card and a real phone number and hope that the buttplug factory calls them confused about the rejected credit card. It's the small victories, you know?

Chloroform Monster

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J-No — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:31:28 EST

@Yinka Double Dare:I emailed Will with some suggestions but didn't hear back. So I don't know and now I can't go.
@StevePerryPsychOut: I go to the Lantern and Neighbor's the most. Neighbor's is very close to home, so that is my most frequented. Both are taverns. I also go to Rizzo's from time to time, but not a lot. I really like Old Town Pub and Eatery in Geneva.

J-No

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Lizabelle — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:31:22 EST

@j-no: Well, I'm staying at the Westin on Michigan Avenue. You should stay there!

Lizabelle

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White Speed Receiver — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:31:14 EST

@Disgruntled Goat: I seem to recall something about square pegs and round holes. Or chicken salad and chicken shit. There were times last fall I thought you could pull 11 kids out of the band and put together a better defense just through dumb luck.

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:30:57 EST

@White Speed Receiver: Yeah, I know, it's completely absurd that I would be that upset, right? I don't know, I think it's more proof that I'm on the precipice of a mid-life crisis and it's only going to take a bad bagel to make me suicidal.

But yes, in brighter news - crowd lovin' the recruits. Cooper, Gray, Pittman, Simmons... not to mention Maresh... they make me happy in places I cannot speak of on the deadspins.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:30:43 EST

It's official. Shaq is now a member of the Suns. There goes their title chances.

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:30:36 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: I hate people who put shit together at the last second and expect me to go/be there. I need some heads-up. And then they act like I'm an ass for not going.

Apparently you've been waiting on his call all this time, ready to drop everything and run back to him the moment he gives the word. Pretentiousness, he has it.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:29:16 EST

To all of those who thought it was a blessing that I missed out on Dick Vitale, I have two words for you: BILLY PACKER. Fuck.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:29:14 EST

@JB*:

Thanks.

UkraineNotWeak

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:28:56 EST

I feel your pain though. I hate it when my ex-girlfriends beg to have me back and offer me free trips.

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Disgruntled Goat — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:28:29 EST

@White Speed Receiver: Now, if he could only coach.

Disgruntled Goat

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MidwestCoastBias — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:28:04 EST

@j-no: I'm unfortunately leaving town right before the Pants Party, go figure. So if I don't make the book tour, I'll probably never be near a Deadspinner event.

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JB* — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:28:01 EST

@kataroo_kangaroo: Well, I have the accent already. The Reverend Jimmy Jack Futrell of the Christian Society of Jesus may be booking a tour...

@UkraineNotWeak: I'll keep you current. I'll try to make some calls beginning of next week

JB*

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Dieter — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:27:52 EST

@IchiroSuzukiSamurai: Cal needs him more than they want him.

Dieter

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:27:23 EST

@racistmascot_inc: well, yeah... doesn't hurt.

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J-No — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:26:55 EST

@JB*: I think he got that rate from one of those hotels.com things. I have points, so I will probably use those at one of the marriott properties.

@Chloroform Monster: That sort of creeped me out a little.

J-No

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White Speed Receiver — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:26:40 EST

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: That bad, huh? Look on the bright side: I got nearly everything I wanted from Recruiting Claus.

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:26:37 EST

Evening, DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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hockalees — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:26:28 EST

Can somebody get Landon a phone book to sit on? Sheesh even Julie Foudy is dwarfing him.

hockalees

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racistmascot_inc — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:26:28 EST

"tell them you're a girl, and use a southern accent. it always works for me"

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Chloroform Monster — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:26:15 EST

@racistmascot_inc: I'd like to go out doing something epic. Like riding a bomb Dr. Strangelove style. If you gotta go, it may as well be EXTRTRTRTREEEMMMME.

Chloroform Monster

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Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:26:06 EST

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Yeah, it looks like I've got an offer, thanks for remembering. Good news is... it might end up being in Paris.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

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JB* — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:25:52 EST

@midwestcoastbias: The only saving grace that may tip the scales is (stereotypically) engineering departments - at least at all the factories I have been at - involve an Indian employee or three.

@hockalees: And isn't it more exciting?

JB*

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:25:39 EST

@JB*: tell them you're a christian organization, and use a southern accent. it always works for me.