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The Final Jamboroo And The Art Of Being A Sports Fan Without Watching Sports

Moletran — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:26:01 EST

Yes

Moletran

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blurey — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:08:49 EST

i don't really care about this crappy site, but i already signed in. so here's my 2 cents worth.-blurey

blurey

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:18:23 EST

@blastitbiggs: I remember reading Fargo Rock City -- I think it was that, anyway; could have been a more recent Klosty effort -- & therein he explained how Axl Rose predicted everything that has occurred in the Mideast since Iraq left Iran & invaded Kuwait.

@Clare: Stop crying & take care of your papoose, squaw. Indian LOLservation!!!1!!!1 +1491

@the Jambaroo: You mention gonzo cyberporn, but no (NSFW) image-links of Sasha Grey? For shame.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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cromartie — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:43:51 EST

@HugsFromHarold: Focus on players least likely to leave DNA evidence.

cromartie

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:29:07 EST

If Bonds retires he should make up some business cards that say "Barry Bonds: Fucktaster".

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Larry Burns — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:53:37 EST

@G.G.: Either way they're both gonna give a little bit of heart and Gasol.

Larry Burns

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Keep Your Sox On — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:49:49 EST

"...we can get it fucking Rashomon-style, covered from about 4,000 different angles."

And that's what I love about the Jamboroo in a nutshell: dick jokes AND references to high art in one blog post. I'm gonna miss this...

Keep Your Sox On

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Alonzo Mosely — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:33:40 EST

@VTBen:
He must have confused you with Brendan Fraser.

Alonzo Mosely

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JAMMQ — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:31:54 EST

Golf?

JAMMQ

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Drew Magary — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:29:08 EST

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Uh, because I picked the favorite to win but the underdog to cover?

Drew Magary

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:23:02 EST

Hey I've got my Hooker Prowling fantasy draft on Sunday. Any tips?

HugsFromHarold

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:23:00 EST

How is it possible to go 0-1 in the Super Bowl pick but 1-0 vs the spread when the underdog won? You either went 1-0 with both or 0-1 with both

Hit Bull Win Steak

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cromartie — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:19:55 EST

hooker prowling season

Hooker prowling season waits for no man, BDD. For some of us, it's a year round sport.

That said, thanks for a fantastic year of Jamboroos, and here's looking forward to many more.

cromartie

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G.G. — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:19:21 EST

T'Pau the band, or T'Pau the Vulcan?

G.G.

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:08:14 EST

@Ray: [runs through goddamn wall]

Chamomiles Davis

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Wormfather — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:01:34 EST

See you in April.

Wormfather

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The Chompman — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:57:07 EST

Big Daddy Drew gets infinity Throwgasms for this awesome column. One of the main reasons I read Deadspin.

And thank you for replacing the Fins with the Ravens for one week as "worst team in the league." That made my day.

The Chompman

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LosOsosdeChicago — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:50:30 EST

I rate this column five Pedro Martinez's cocks.

LosOsosdeChicago

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Ray — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:50:18 EST

@Chamomiles Davis: Free bagels in the break room?

Ray

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Ray — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:49:33 EST

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Ray

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Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:48:29 EST

See you in September, Jamboroo. What's going to make me run through a goddamn wall next week?

Chamomiles Davis

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DennyCrane — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:47:05 EST

Hooker prowling season never ends.

DennyCrane

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FredGarvin — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:46:31 EST

Thanks for being consistently great all season, BDD. Also +1 for The Hives reference.

/sniff

FredGarvin

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Clare — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:38:09 EST

[sheds single tear]

Clare

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Contempty — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:36:49 EST

@Contempty: @FThat: Shit, sorry, I don't read other people's comments.

Contempty

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stealofthedraft — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:31:28 EST

I owned the YCBM/Civil War cd single. It had Arnold Schwarzenegger as T1 on the cover b/c YCBM was the soundtrack to Terminator 2.

stealofthedraft

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BDoc — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:31:10 EST

Ah, the good 'ole Jamboroo never lets me down. Every week it's like finding an oasis while on a journey through the desert of the mind.

BDoc

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Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:30:41 EST

Encore!
No, fuckin' seriously we're not going to let you go.

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Contempty — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:30:03 EST

After skimming this post I totally agree with you.

Contempty

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supermike4ever — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:27:40 EST

BDD relaxing in sepia tone.

supermike4ever

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Drew Magary — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:23:34 EST

I lied. I did listen to it. I didn't like it.

Drew Magary

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DokterDitka — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:22:12 EST

For the record Stereolab is pretty awesome so you should listen to that album

DokterDitka

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:20:22 EST

Wait you aren't writing a Jamboroo for the All American Football League?

CubsDynasty

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combat chuck — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:15:07 EST

I picked up Mars Audiac Quintet on a whim (well, mostly because it was on super bargain basement clearance for like $3), and never made it past the second track.

combat chuck

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Fat-Fat — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:14:32 EST

Thanks BDD for a great season and the many laughs.

Fat-Fat

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:14:10 EST

@Doyle McPoyle: That's right. All of their currency consists of poisonous animals: the spider (Җ), the snake (ڷ), the scorpion (ص), and the most valuable of all, the frog (Ω).

Brazil Thrill

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44 in a Row — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:12:41 EST

Truly, he is the leading post-structuralist working in dick jokes today.

But then we're led to examine the nature of our relationship with the dick joke itself. As Benjamin might point out, we're merely reading a reproduction of the joke itself; do the ones and zeros traveling across the internet truly constitute a "joke", if it lacks the aura of seeing Drew in person, hearing the words as they leave his mouth, and smelling the St. Ides on his breath? Is it truly the same?

44 in a Row

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Balls State Explorer — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:12:10 EST

BDD--

GREAT work. I've spent the entire season e-mailing quotes and links for the entire column to family and friends.

\So this mohel walks into a taxidermist shop...

Balls State Explorer

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Agamemnon Busmalis — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:09:59 EST

Well, after that it is REALLY lull time now people.
Thanks BDD.
/twiddles thumbs
/shits pants (on purpose, to combat boredom)

Agamemnon Busmalis

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shea_guevara — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:07:38 EST

Drew's theories on shared experience and their place in public discourse bring to mind the work of Baudrillard and Lacan. Truly, he is the leading post-structuralist working in dick jokes today.

shea_guevara

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Marth — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:06:07 EST

Well, time to shut down Deadspin for about 7 months.

Marth

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CubsDynasty — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:05:17 EST

Have you had drink's with Jill Leitch thats what we want to know

CubsDynasty

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ralphus — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:02:51 EST

@Its The Beer Talking: Wanna go smoke cigs behind the 7-11 after school?

ralphus

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VTBen — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:02:02 EST

I prefer Responsibilityuns personally:
[www.theonion.com]

VTBen

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PrehistoricMartyball — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:01:40 EST

If elected President of St. Ides, Ron Paul will return the island to the Spider-standard.

PrehistoricMartyball

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crazyjoedavola — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:01:29 EST

We still have Wade and Jerry to look forward to, and hopefully some Mike vick as well.

This however was always a damn fine piece of entertainment. Hopefully Drew pays the guy who writes it a nice bonus.

crazyjoedavola

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The White Boom Boom — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:01:18 EST

Our long national nightmare begins.

The White Boom Boom

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:01:11 EST

Also, I write stuff like this for DeadOn. Please read it.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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Doyle McPoyle — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:00:06 EST

@Brazil Thrill: What the hell? Do they buy things with spiders?

Doyle McPoyle

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:00:06 EST

Funyuns, man! Funyuns!

/half-baked'd

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Rock You Like An Iracane — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:59:39 EST

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: Told you the phone shoulda been green.

Rock You Like An Iracane

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ralphus — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:59:38 EST

Albright was my professor. Dude always smelled like Funyuns, Beefeater Gin and weed.

ralphus

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ClownForPound — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:58:55 EST

Crumb's brother's sexual proclivities make Osi look like Flanders. Thanks for stomping ass every week, Drew.

ClownForPound

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Brazil Thrill — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:58:41 EST

@Big Daddy Drew: +Җ 5,000 for a fantastic season of posts.

Җ = St. Ides currency

Brazil Thrill

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:57:58 EST

I think the reason the Spurs-Cavs series got such poor ratings was because it was Spurs-Cavs.

Sigh. And the league's dream of a Raptors-T'Wolves final is still a few years away...

Gourmet Spud

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:57:03 EST

Thank you, Drew. For teaching us kids a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

The Jamboroo will be sorely missed.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:55:54 EST

...I find both politics and baseball immensely interesting.

i'm SUPPOSED to be part of the add generation- what's wrong wi- ooh! shiny object!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:55:23 EST

@Barry Lutz: Me too. In fact, my first autonomous music purchase consisted of the following three cassingles: "You Could Be Mine/Civil War" by GNR, "Primal Scream" by Motley Crue, and "Enter Sandman/Stone Cold Crazy" by Metallica.

I was the biggest poseur in Sam Goody that day...

Its The Beer Talking

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Bluenatic — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:55:08 EST

In honor of the glorious Kelly Brook: [www.youtube.com]

Bluenatic

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Bustin' Chops — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:54:55 EST

@UkraineNotWeak: A line so good, it had to be written by a woman.

Bustin' Chops

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PrehistoricMartyball — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:54:13 EST

I once left Funyuns, St. Ides, and a Montecristo #4 in an ashtray overnight and grew stem cells.

PrehistoricMartyball

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Jefferson Short Bus — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:53:56 EST

+1 BDD. Anyone who didn't like the Jamboroo is a vegetarian communist.

Jefferson Short Bus

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Phony Gwynn — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:53:17 EST

I have a friend named Drew. He is neither large, nor a father. He writes way the fuck better than you, too, shitswamp.

Awesome as usual BDD.

Phony Gwynn

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:51:16 EST

@bmuschel: Don't you think Jill looks like the kind of girl that would hook up with you and then hang out and play NHL '95 for a couple hours?

MeSoHornsby

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Drew Magary — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:51:12 EST

@FThat: You win.

Drew Magary

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:50:43 EST

*slow clap for BDD*

StuScott Booyahs

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:50:25 EST

The last Jamboroo.

So this is what it feels like...when doves cry.

Gourmet Spud

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throwbot — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:49:34 EST

Regarding St. Ides:

[www.youtube.com]

throwbot

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FThat — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:48:01 EST

I couldn't agree more with that essay. In fact, I only read a few sentences of it.

FThat

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Barry Lutz — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:47:55 EST

Hell yes, "You Could Be Mine" b/w "Civil War" was the first cassingle I ever bought. And I think it was the last, too.

Barry Lutz

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:47:40 EST

As a Slap Shot purist, I must interject the actual Reg and Anita dialogue.

Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Anita McCambridge: How dare you! How dare you!

UkraineNotWeak

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StevieY19 — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:47:32 EST

Thanks BDD, you had a great season. We'll be looking forward to the NFL Draft Jamboroo. NFL Combine Jamboroo? Well, as soon as you can make something up relating to football would be best.

StevieY19

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blastitbiggs — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:46:55 EST

My roommate in college had the same cassingle. Played Civil War constantly.

blastitbiggs

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:46:22 EST

Dinner party guests find me worldly and large-penised.

Drew really must like mashed potatoes.

TheStarterWife

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GreatOdensRaven — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:46:11 EST

I'll be sure to pour out a St. Ides this weekend in your honor, BDD.

That, and I don't want the shits.

GreatOdensRaven

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:45:16 EST

who we think is a complete piece of shit

I just let Wonkette tell me that everyone is shit.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

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VTBen — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:44:43 EST

Great work this year. And I agree, the thrill of the Pats losing still hasn't sunk in. I emailed my friend today to congratulate him on the Pats' undefeated season, and he whined back to me and called me a "dirty Jew."

VTBen

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FredGarvin — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:44:37 EST

Goodnight, funnyman.

Funyuns/St. Ides breath = chick magent

FredGarvin

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the earl of weaver — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:44:31 EST

WHERE MIGHT ONE FIND THIS MR. LAY AND HIS CHEEZ BALLS?

the earl of weaver

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:44:21 EST

Two weeks of Lost guys and JT? That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Lady Andrea

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MDT — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:44:21 EST

The last few weeks have proven that beyond all the dick jokes and the dick jokes, there's the deep, multifaceted soul of a writer. And that soul is defecating in the corner of a dive bar.

Nice work.

MDT

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Im a people person. Who drinks. — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:43:36 EST

I had read in the spoilers that BDD was going to reveal that he was actually all of our biological fathers. So I was doubly crushed until I got to the end and read that we'd still get our RDA of dick jokes in a handy weekly super concentrated form in 2 weeks.

Excellent work all season. Also - if it is Emperor Tomato Ketchup - it's actually a pretty good record. Despite being french/gay/communist, or possibly because of it...

Im a people person. Who drinks.

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44 in a Row — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:42:24 EST

Wait, so... this isn't the last Jamboroo ever, right? Next season? Hello?

44 in a Row

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Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:41:51 EST

Drew, just wanted to note that I made the chili last weekend and it was fantastic - many compliments from my party guests.

Didn't get laid though...I think it's because I didn't use the ashes from a joint.

Its The Beer Talking

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Illegal Immigrant — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:41:36 EST

I'd be more worried about the constant gale-force winds and apparent non-stop hurricanes on St. Ides than the crime rate.

Illegal Immigrant

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Dieter — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:41:30 EST

Will the open tag fuck up the next post...the next Jamboroo...the next thing Drew posts?

Thanks for the great season of Jamboroos, Drew!

Dieter

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:40:47 EST

BDD, thanks for the Jamboroo and the Super Bowl chili recipe.

UpstateUnderdog

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Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:40:41 EST

Somebody had a nocturnal emission about Justin Timberlake and his tattoos, and wants to share it and enjoy it with us throughout the offseason.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

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UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:40:16 EST

I might need a chaser of Everclear grain alcohol to go with the crooked I to get through the off season.

UpstateUnderdog

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Sh!tShow — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:39:39 EST

Awesome shit BDD.

Sh!tShow

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:38:43 EST

You should have never let Shanoff teach you about html links.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Kid Canada — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:38:00 EST

and a few extra hours of viewing during the playoffs

Pl-playoffs? Playoffs? Are you kidding me? Playoffs?

Kid Canada

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Babcocksure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:37:36 EST

you broke my heart Drew, you broke my heart

Babcocksure

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44 in a Row — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:37:22 EST

I give Drew infinite throwgasms. Thanks for a great season, big guy.

44 in a Row

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:37:02 EST

@Signal to Noise: I noticed that too. It's just the front part.

LeagueofShadows

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:35:29 EST

I don't even think there's a back to Kelly Brook's swimsuit.

Not that I'm complaining.

Signal to Noise

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Tickenest — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:34:42 EST

pants-grabbing sendoff

It was groin-grabbingly good.

Tickenest

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:34:40 EST

Wow the GSTF book tour has really let itself go.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:33:55 EST

I imagine that Stephen A. is looking like that right now, surrounded by cheese doodles and tears.

LeagueofShadows

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LeagueofShadows — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:32:41 EST

I have the same attitude about the NBA.

LeagueofShadows

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:32:27 EST

Which GSTF Pants Party is that picture from?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Student of The Game — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:32:23 EST

When did Eli meet Jill Leitch?

Student of The Game

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Monday Morning Punter — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:30:55 EST

I give Jombaloo foll smirre.

Monday Morning Punter

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The Teufel Shuffle — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:29:37 EST

My God, Jack McCallum has let himself go.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Babcocksure — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:28:49 EST

dad?

Babcocksure