<![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:02:48 EST Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:02:48 EST http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4106157 In other news, the University of South Carolina has renamed its sports teams the "Soy Protein Patties".

SpiroAgnewsGhost

]]> 11:353657:c4106157 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:02:48 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4105490 Rick Majerus thinks those birds should be separated by six inches.

garbageday

]]> 11:353657:c4105490 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:20:54 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4105473 Cocks rule, bro!
/frat dude's backward South Carolina cap

garbageday

]]> 11:353657:c4105473 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:20:07 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4098596 Yes, but Delgado's cock doesn't stand up for the national anthem unless Jose Lima's wife sings it.

PrehistoricMartyball

]]> 11:353657:c4098596 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:56:43 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4097862 OK, I'm back. I was vacationing in the Domincan Republic. What did I miss?

LilJerrySeinfeld

]]> 11:353657:c4097862 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:35:21 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4097628 Hasn't Carlos Delgado been a cockfight organizer in Puerto Rico (U.S. territory, but cockfighting is legal, there) for years? Where was the NY media to report it, then -- if this is such bad news, that is; where were they, then?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 11:353657:c4097628 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:26:21 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4096689 @UkraineNotWeak: I'm much more concerned about the terrifying one-two punch that is Chad Durbin and Adam Eaton, personally.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

]]> 11:353657:c4096689 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:57:46 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4096224 @Chareth: Wasn't me.

exteriorhedisonmouse

]]> 11:353657:c4096224 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:42:51 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4095642 Deion Sanders thinks there's nothing wrong with this.

VTBen

]]> 11:353657:c4095642 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:23:43 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4095612 To be fair, they don't test for HGH in the DR.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:353657:c4095612 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:22:53 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4095373 @Chief Wahoo: Even I am not above the policy.
/Marcello

agamemnon_busmalis

]]> 11:353657:c4095373 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:14:52 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4095333 @spinachdip:
So there is a Rabbi, a duck and a rape stand in a bar...


HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:353657:c4095333 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:13:08 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094961 What, we're on page 2 and not a single rape stand joke?

spinachdip

]]> 11:353657:c4094961 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:56:49 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094946 Cockfighting with actual chickens? I thought this post was a Leitch booksigning update.

CJ

]]> 11:353657:c4094946 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:56:14 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094856 As a Mets fan I don't see this as a big deal. I mean, it's not like he cut the head off of his girlfriend's cat.

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer

]]> 11:353657:c4094856 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:53:03 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094849 Whoopi Goldberg might have some answers.

Chad Sexington

]]> 11:353657:c4094849 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:52:46 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094745 Clemens' rooster looks like a cross between the Hoboken Chicken and the Cloverfield Monster.

PrehistoricMartyball

]]> 11:353657:c4094745 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:48:04 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094565 Pedro's cock had a huge lead for most of the fight, but then mysteriously collapsed at the end.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:353657:c4094565 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:40:24 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094561 @shea_guevara: He's starting again, so he only has to rest his punching arm once every five days.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:353657:c4094561 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:40:04 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094522 @UkraineNotWeak: Is that a plus or a minus for Philly?

I know it's a probably a plus for his wife. At least he'll be out of the house more often.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:353657:c4094522 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:38:44 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094428 This never would have happened in 2000. When Pedro's cock came out of the cage back then, the other cock knew it was untouchable. It was the most dominant cock any of us had ever seen. Now, onto Larry Bird's cock...

/Simmons

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:353657:c4094428 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:34:31 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094391 @Da_Mang: He's still wrong about Lord Palmerston.

DumpDolan

]]> 11:353657:c4094391 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:32:51 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094362 Kevin Hart just announced that he killed Pedro Martinez' rooster.

SportsCentre

]]> 11:353657:c4094362 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:31:47 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094358 @Creepy Old Man: Fucking idiot. Look on the second page before you blame Nibbles and repost.

Creepy Old Man

]]> 11:353657:c4094358 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:31:37 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094304 Foghorn Leghorn could beat both of those cocks with one wing tied behind his back.

Creepy Old Man

]]> 11:353657:c4094304 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:29:20 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094260 Foghorn Leghorn could beat both of those cocks' with one wing tied behind his bvack.

Creepy Old Man

]]> 11:353657:c4094260 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:27:25 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094254 @shea_guevara:

And Bret Myers still pitches for the Phillies.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:353657:c4094254 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:27:08 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094159 @White Speed Receiver: Um, respectfully, have you ever tried using KC Masterpiece? That stuff makes any meat taste good.

cromartie

]]> 11:353657:c4094159 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:22:42 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094139 The fight is being protested because Juan Marichal's cock hit Pedro's cock over the head with a baseball bat after it came inside on him.

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:353657:c4094139 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:21:56 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094129 Wade Boggs thinks that this is a terrible waste of chicken.

Da_Mang

]]> 11:353657:c4094129 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:21:41 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094111 @Clare: With all the other stuff going on in the world of sports, Giants, Trading of Shaq (and Pau), Santana, Clemens on the Hill, Goddell on the Hill, national signing day, march madness on the horizon and pitchers and catchers reporting, this is just a minor blip on the radar. There will be a few over the top reactions, but chickens aren't dogs. Santo Domingo isn't Va Beach, and not only is cockfighting legal, it is probably more than just a fringe sport. I bet you find more cockfighting in the DR than tennis. This will disappear before we have a democratic nominee for the general election.

That-Dude

]]> 11:353657:c4094111 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:20:53 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094078 Yes Senator Craig, there are big, brown cocks flying around down there, but I think you'll be disappointed.

David Hume

]]> 11:353657:c4094078 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:19:27 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094076 @UkraineNotWeak:

The secret ingredient is...

COCK!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:353657:c4094076 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:19:25 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094062 @notthequarterback:
Hilarious +1


MurrayHewitt

]]> 11:353657:c4094062 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:18:42 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094055 There hasn't been this much talk about cocks and the Mets since Piazza left.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:353657:c4094055 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:18:24 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094051 Cock joke.

PenskeMaterial

]]> 11:353657:c4094051 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:18:17 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094046 @Clare: Yes, the timing is a tad suspicious, no?

Wait, this just in: The Mets still have Santana.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:353657:c4094046 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:18:07 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094014 The losers of the undercards were delicious last night. The key is you have to let them soak in spicy bbq.

The Diesel

]]> 11:353657:c4094014 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:16:44 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094010 @Kim_Jong_Illin:

The loser usually goes straight from Rooster Coliseum to Iron Chef Stadium.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:353657:c4094010 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:16:37 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094007 That looks like a dog with a glove on his head.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:353657:c4094007 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:16:19 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4094003 @White Speed Receiver: I wasn't speaking so much about commenters as I was about posts on the site (or lack thereof, in Clemens case).

I think Pedro deserves grief for going to a cock fight, but I also think what Clemens did is much more serious.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:353657:c4094003 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:15:58 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093993 @shea_guevara: Three comments on this post? I knew it would get your dander up...

The White Boom Boom

]]> 11:353657:c4093993 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:15:37 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093986 I used to love to go to Rooster Coliseum as a kid. Now they've ruined it with all those skyboxes and billboards. The kiss-cam's still great fun, however.

Kim_Jong_Illin

]]> 11:353657:c4093986 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:15:04 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093983 @notthequarterback: +1.

The Diesel

]]> 11:353657:c4093983 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:14:59 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093979 Chinese officials at the event described Pedro's cock as the Cock of the Wok.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:353657:c4093979 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:14:41 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093974 @Coming Into The Game ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #Roc23 -- The Superstar Receive...: Najeh? Is that you?

Clare

]]> 11:353657:c4093974 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:14:32 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093970 @shea_guevara: good analysis, well said. I think the key here is that the stadium is named "Come watch cock fighting field" at "There are gonna be some dead ass chickens in a minute park"

That-Dude

]]> 11:353657:c4093970 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:14:28 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093948 Pedro's cock sure took the focus off the Mets showing off their new toy, didn't it?

[titters uncontrollably]

Clare

]]> 11:353657:c4093948 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:13:52 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093940 Cock. Tastes like chicken.

What?

phillas

]]> 11:353657:c4093940 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:13:43 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093931 Kaz Tadano showed up briefly but left when he realized he interpreted the invitation incorrectly.

notthequarterback

]]> 11:353657:c4093931 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:13:22 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093926 Could Mr. Met take the San Diego Chicken?

EddieRebel

]]> 11:353657:c4093926 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:13:14 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093923 @Camp Tiger Claw: who run Barter Town?

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:353657:c4093923 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:13:07 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093922 and people thought the New York Giants were cocky!

Upshaws Leash

]]> 11:353657:c4093922 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:13:06 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093921 @shea_guevara: People don't hate Pedro. We're just picking on him. I hope Clemens gets hit by a bus after his name and career are destroyed.

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:353657:c4093921 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:13:02 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093917 The first rule of Cock Fight Club is.......

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:353657:c4093917 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:12:49 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093910 Don't let this hamper the plans of next year's Deadspin Super Bowl party.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> 11:353657:c4093910 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:12:44 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093889 Thank God they don't have any video of the pre fight cat juggling.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:353657:c4093889 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:11:40 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093871 Also, we're gonna shit on Pedro this morning, but no mention of the Clemens smoking gun/syringe? Sounds fair.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:353657:c4093871 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:10:53 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093869 I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.

thesepretzels

]]> 11:353657:c4093869 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:10:47 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093850 @BigTenObsession:

I don't think PETA is anti-fighting, they just seem to be against who is involved in the fight. If Roy Jones Jr. wants to fight Oscar De La Hoya - I don't think PETA has a beef with that (pun intended)

Sandburgh

]]> 11:353657:c4093850 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:10:00 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093849 Are we sure this cock fight took place in the DR and not West Springfield, MA ?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:353657:c4093849 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:09:59 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093844 It seems to me that Pedro was a little too cocksure about the performance of his chicken.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:353657:c4093844 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:09:45 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093843 @Chief Wahoo:

"It's 3AM and I'm at a cock fight. How do you think my life is going?"

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:353657:c4093843 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:09:44 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093830 Vote For Pedro's Cock

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

]]> 11:353657:c4093830 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:09:14 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093825 I fought a cock in TicTacTo once.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:353657:c4093825 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:09:04 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093823 How long until a PA announcer gets fired for playing "Rooster" before Pedro's at-bats?

Karl Hungus

]]> 11:353657:c4093823 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:09:00 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093814 Threats to Civilized Society:
Cockblocking > Cockfighting > Cockgobbling


GoldManGold

]]> 11:353657:c4093814 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:08:42 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093803 Rick, PETA would like to talk with you about that last link.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:353657:c4093803 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:08:24 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093789 /Cock joke

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:353657:c4093789 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:07:50 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093780 @UkraineNotWeak: Cock blocked.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:353657:c4093780 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:07:21 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093775 Forget about it, Jake. It's the Dominican.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:353657:c4093775 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:07:08 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093771 I look forward to the follow up story in which Pedro is accused of repeatedly throwing his cock to the ground.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> 11:353657:c4093771 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:07:03 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093767 @ASox: The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and Pedro.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:353657:c4093767 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:06:58 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093765 Regardless of how effed up cock fighting is (which is, a lot), I don't see people getting too upset over this. It sounds like Pedro and Juan Marichal "threw out the first ball" at this event, so to speak. As opposed to Michael Vick, who ran a dog fighting ring.

Plus, people love dogs and eat chickens.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:353657:c4093765 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:06:55 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093715 Which part of the chicken is the parmesan?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:353657:c4093715 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:05:09 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093703 Interestingly enough, there are so many shortstops coming out of DR, this is also how they decide which ones get to move on to the Minor Leagues.

The Gentleman Masher

]]> 11:353657:c4093703 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:04:46 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093701 "So, you're leaving the check up?"
"Yes, Pedro, the check stays up."


Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:353657:c4093701 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:04:44 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093694 @Weed Against Speed: *Respect*, you stupid bastard.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:353657:c4093694 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:04:33 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093686 Never mind PETA's talons. Chris Russo is sharpening his claws as we speak. Or at least he would be if he knew how to use the interwebs.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:353657:c4093686 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:04:03 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093684 mmmmmmm, chicken wings.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:353657:c4093684 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:04:02 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093681 "Rescect the cock!"

-Frank T.J. Mackey

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:353657:c4093681 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:03:51 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093678 Pedro's cock should have kept its head on a swivel

Grimey

]]> 11:353657:c4093678 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:03:42 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093677 @MrMoustache: What you do in the bathroom, with your friends, is of no interest to Deadspin.

theheckle

]]> 11:353657:c4093677 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:03:40 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093659 I thought they wore little gloves.

Paper Cut

]]> 11:353657:c4093659 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:03:04 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093645 Were the hell is Juan Castro?...He usually eats these damn things.

Jefferson DArcy

]]> 11:353657:c4093645 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:02:06 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093628 Go ahead and wake up the damn Wingbino, I'd drill him in the ass.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:353657:c4093628 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:01:29 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093623 @The White Boom Boom: You meant Steve Somers, you reject.

The White Boom Boom

]]> 11:353657:c4093623 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:01:15 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093610 That is a skinny little penis...I mean cock...in that picture

theheckle

]]> 11:353657:c4093610 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:00:52 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093595 Marcello has since taken down Pedro's check at the bodega.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:353657:c4093595 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:00:04 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093593 After that fight, Pedro will just tip his cock and call Juan Marichal his daddy.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:353657:c4093593 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:00:02 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093581 It's tough to tell which cock to bet on; although some women always claim that they can tell by looking at it's owner's nose or eyebrows or whatever.

David Hume

]]> 11:353657:c4093581 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:59:25 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093578 @Camp Tiger Claw: I got a guy on the line who disagrees. Only identified himself as "an 'orrible cunt" though.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:353657:c4093578 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:59:20 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093575 So "Me gusta comer los gallos" translates into "I like to eat the cocks?" No wonder I was laughed at in Juarez.

Mr_Horse

]]> 11:353657:c4093575 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:59:11 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093571 Way to channel Scott Sommers at the end there, Rick.

The White Boom Boom

]]> 11:353657:c4093571 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:58:59 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093547 Murder most fowl!

El Gran Guapo

]]> 11:353657:c4093547 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:58:17 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093543 was this Pedro's cock's long-awaited return from the DL?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:353657:c4093543 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:58:08 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093536 Does anyone else know about CAAF? (Cockfighting Across America Federation).

MrMoustache

]]> 11:353657:c4093536 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:57:48 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093527 @White Speed Receiver: The entire country of Korea respectfully disagrees with you.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:353657:c4093527 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:57:32 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093521 PETA officials are sharpening their talons. So, they're planning on fighting too? Seems hypocritical to me.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:353657:c4093521 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:57:20 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093518 Pedro's lucky. Johnny Roseboro's bird beat Marichal's once, and Juan responding by beating Johnny over the head with a bat.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:353657:c4093518 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:57:19 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093496 Little Zimmer took him down!

Stat Albert

]]> 11:353657:c4093496 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:56:41 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093495 This all started when Pedro threw Zimmer to the ground. He just had to get that rush again.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> 11:353657:c4093495 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:56:37 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093487 The fight takes place in the Coliseo de Gallos (Rooster Coliseum)...

One would think "Cock Stadium" would translate to "Fenway Park" in English.

/ducks out quietly

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:353657:c4093487 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:56:28 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093485 That wasn't a rooster. That was Nelson de la Rosa dressed in a rooster costume.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:353657:c4093485 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:56:25 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093480 Isn't Pedro's at an age where he should be tested for cock performance enhancers?

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:353657:c4093480 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:56:16 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093474 Big fucking deal, Vick's dogs could have kicked the shit out of Pedro's cock.

/Shits pants

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> 11:353657:c4093474 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:55:55 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093467 The only thing that I keep in a cage from the Dominican Republic is my housekeeper.

And like the old saying goes, It's not the size of the cock in the fight it's the fight in the cock.

What??

jwaves2007

]]> 11:353657:c4093467 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:55:37 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093459 Well, I guess I'll just let the jokes take care of themselves on this one.

S.O.L.

]]> 11:353657:c4093459 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:55:17 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093446 @crazyjoedavola: But pig fighting is fucking boring.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:353657:c4093446 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:54:32 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093432 I would eat lunch everyday at Dominican Fried Cock, if that is how you choose your food, like those lobsters in the aquarium.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> 11:353657:c4093432 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:54:06 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093424 Wonderful. Here comes PETA. Everyone's favorite terrorist organization.

Chicken taste good, pork chops taste good.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:353657:c4093424 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:47 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093418 "The fight takes place in the Coliseo de Gallos (Rooster Coliseum) in Santo Domingo, the Dominican Republic's biggest cockfighting venue. "

...wow. is learning spanish usually this bizarre?

calmasacucumber

]]> 11:353657:c4093418 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:24 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093410 The difference between cockfighting and dogfighting is that dogs don't taste delicious with bbq sauce.

Keep up the good work, Pero.

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:353657:c4093410 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:10 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093406 Pedro wanted to remove his cock from the fight at an earlier point before he got killed, but Grady Little showed up and convinced him to keep him in there a bit longer.

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:353657:c4093406 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:03 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093402 Eh, Peter Griffin could have taken 'em both.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:353657:c4093402 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:02 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093394 Yeah they took my video down when i showed my cock on youtube too, they said it was against their terms of service.

SourKrautSaul

]]> 11:353657:c4093394 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:52:43 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093392 The animal released by Martinez appears to be killed on the video after Marichal pounds its head with a fucking bat.

fixed

McCroskey

]]> 11:353657:c4093392 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:52:38 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093384 brady quinn feels misled

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:353657:c4093384 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:52:26 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093383 Pedro never had a chance after Marichal taught his guy that leg kick. AY DIOS MIO! JAJAJA!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:353657:c4093383 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:52:23 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093378 His cock lost? I mean, at least Vick's animals were good at what they did.

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> 11:353657:c4093378 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:52:19 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093366 I'm going out on a limb and saying most Americans aren't going to be as outraged about something they can eat for dinner after the fight is over. Not right, but probably what will happen.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:353657:c4093366 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:51:55 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093361 Were they rooting for Little Jerry Seinfeld?

kevinarnoldkilleddjtanner

]]> 11:353657:c4093361 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:51:43 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093338 Wasn't much of a fight and the tamale guy never showed.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:353657:c4093338 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:50:55 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093336 Notice how he needs two hands to hold his cock.

44 in a Row

]]> 11:353657:c4093336 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:50:47 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093322 Poor Ookie. He just had the misfortune of being born in the wrong country.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:353657:c4093322 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:50:13 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093308 Interesting . . . I named my cock Pedro.

ASox

]]> 11:353657:c4093308 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:49:31 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093291 Never bet against Juan Marichal's cock.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:353657:c4093291 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:48:33 EST <![CDATA[This Should Cause The Mets No PR Problems Whatsoever]]> http://deadspin.com/353657/this-should-cause-the-mets-no-pr-problems-whatsoever#c4093292 Come on, he's just rocking out with his cock out.

Jack Cobra

]]> 11:353657:c4093292 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:48:33 EST