- Deadspin Comments

Old Ocho — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:26:32 EST

I know it sounds good, but in actuality, they just go into the orgasmatron together for twenty seconds.

Old Ocho

SportsCentre — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:06:02 EST

Hmm, and Ufford is MIA over at withleather... HMMMMM...

SportsCentre

ASox — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:32:13 EST

NI-CE!

ASox

Windier E. Megatons — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:53:07 EST

Sounds like a renter, lest I get the Pee Wee Herman treatment.

Windier E. Megatons

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:27:39 EST

Ten years ago, that would read "The women later have a threesome with Woody Allen (below), who plays Cruz's husband".

Chareth Cutestory, Maritime Lawyer

Dan Daoust — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:25:01 EST

Do movie theaters let you buy every seat? Because I may have to do that.

Dan Daoust

KittyLitterKing — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:23:58 EST

Only if Winona Ryder appears as a Scarlett's former sorority sister and an awkward kiss ensues.....

KittyLitterKing

Juancho — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:21:30 EST

Woody should've just titled it There Will Be Boobs.

Surefire Oscar contender.

Juancho

The Great Gondorff — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:20:05 EST

three cheers for Woody Allen.

The Great Gondorff

MongoLikeCandy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:19:12 EST

I used to prefer his earlier, funnier movies, but this one intrigues me.

MongoLikeCandy

DumpDolan — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:58:22 EST

You mean my whole phallusy is wrong?

DumpDolan

DennyCrane — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:55:26 EST

/head a splodes
/other head a splodes

DennyCrane

Old Ocho — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:54:51 EST

How does it happen? Does Penelope Cruz get a snakebite on her breast and Scarlett Johansson has to suck it out? Or do they escape prison chained together?

Old Ocho

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:54:13 EST

I'll need to do a side-by-side scene comparison with Mulholland Drive. About three or four times should do the trick.

Chamomiles Davis

Ray — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:39:20 EST

No, but I'll do him the honor of downloading it and fast-forwarding to the good part.

Ray

Maradawga — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:37:06 EST

I'd stand in line for that.

And by stand in line I mean grab a screener torrent and watch it in the comfort and privacy of my dark, private home.

Maradawga

cardboardbelt — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:30:46 EST

I'm there opening day even if I've been set on fire.

cardboardbelt

ArmansCopyOfSwank — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:27:20 EST

I want to like Woody Allen's movies, but there's always this nervous little fella in them.

/Flanders

ArmansCopyOfSwank

Creepy Old Man — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:07:27 EST

This could be Woody Allen's first straight-to-Cinemax movie.

Creepy Old Man

A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:05:04 EST

Since neither of them are 14-year-old Asian girls, I'll believe this story when I see evidence on screen...

A Pimp Named DaveR

CubsDynasty — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:04:11 EST

These pretzels are making me thirsty

CubsDynasty

Tuffy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:00:41 EST

Our generation has learned a valuable lesson from Paul Reubens. Let us not forget it now.

Tuffy

J. Henry Waugh — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:59:49 EST

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

J. Henry Waugh

KoSuKe Fuk-U — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:56:15 EST

Oh, wait. I just read the article. Yes.

KoSuKe Fuk-U

KoSuKe Fuk-U — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:55:56 EST

No.

KoSuKe Fuk-U