<![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> Your move, Dr. Graham. How're you going to compare me to this fellow?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[]]> All Hurlers Eve Bar and Grille.

This guy sounds like a Ron Paul supporter.

Cape Clod

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'm not sure I'd choose to enter a bar called Drunkensteins. I would, however, sprint into a place called Pukey McDrunkalot's.

Or Beer Fart's Tavern.

Beer-Fart

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The Deadspin headline for this sounds like an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Thelonius Drunk's Jazz Bar & Good Timery.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[]]> So that's where Buddy Pine ended up.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[]]> There used to be a joint in El Paso called Wildhare's Booze and Adventure. At least Drunkenstein's has a literary flair to it.

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He looks exactly like the Heat Miser from the old Rudolph cartoon.
/anyone?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @DongerArd: That's actually the sequel to the script I'm writing: Dr. Acula.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Samuel and Michael are family names. My Grandfather used to own a bar called The S and M Lounge. He could never figure out why I was laughing.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'm a firestarter,twisted firestarter....

Katni

]]> <![CDATA[]]> He should've named it "Dr. Unkenstein's"...

...duh.

DongerArd

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Drinking and Halloween? I think Richard Christy's got a hard-on...

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[]]> 100 Drunks in Solitude.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[]]> or Drunky McDrunkersons

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I'm partial to The Boozatorium.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Dracudrunk?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Or The Brothers Drunkaramazov.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Drunkzilla

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I want to name my bar Drunkula.

44 in a Row

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