<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Utah Jazz" equals one of the top three oxymorons in sports nickname history.

Creepmouse

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Aha! He has us all fooled. He didn't say which of the top three trades in Jazz history it is equal to.

Could it be Keon Clark and Ben Handlogten for Tom Gugliotta? Could it be Donyell Marshall and Bruno Sundov for Howard Eisley and Adam Keefe? Or could it even be Kent Benson and Kelly Tripucka for Adrian Dantley and two second round picks?

He leaves it up to us, the readers, to decide.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> William Wallace for Longshanks equals one of top 3 miseries that plagued the Scots.
-Enslaved Peasant

EDogII

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> the state of Utah for moving all mormoms to Utah equals one of the best trades in American history.

YukMouth

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Springtime for Hitler equals one of the top three production numbers in Broadway history." -- bialistock420

MongoLikeCandy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Cash for beanstalk beans equals one of the best trades in Jack history.

Sandburgh

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Elizabeth Smart for Free equals one of the top transactions in Utah history.

JPWs Glorius Bangs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Thirty pieces of silver for Jesus equals one of the top three trades in Judea history"
pilate33AD

ringitupwiththedongtea

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I thought trading Bridget for Giselle meant we would go down favorably in history.

-- BradyGotBackButMyO-LineDidn'tHaveMyFront.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Charles Mingus playing for Cornell was one of the top three moves in jazz history. -bebopbuff69

The Chompman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> (People who use the word "equals" rather than simply using "is") = dorks

SportsCentre

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Deteriorating Britney and Cammy Diaz for Jessica Biel equals one of the top three trades in upgrading-poontang history.

Wait, this is Defamer, right?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The Shaq trade is worse than the 24 bucks paid for the island of manhattan

metsarethe...

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Marilyn Peterson for Susanne Kekich was one one of the top three trades in wife history. - 70sswinger

batts40

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> How the fuck can 'A' be equal to 'B,' 'C,' and 'D'???

\Pythagoras1974

PHONICS wif Emmitt Smiff

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "That cum swap equals one of the top three trades in jizz history."--SaltLake69

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Seventy seven bucks for Lucent equals one of the worst trades in stock market history." - Dec1999

HoneyNutTheriot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Manhattan for $24 worth of beads equals one of the top 3 trades in American history.

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> That ass-whooping I gave Jeff Hornacek was one of the worst beatdowns in Jazz history.-J. Stackhouse

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "One million bucks in exchange for each delegate sounds like a good deal to me!" - MagicalUnderMittens

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Johan Santana for 4 no-names is one of the top 3 trades in Twins history.-Delusional

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The Maccabee Mauler equals one of the top three dreidels in Jewish history." -- GreeksGoHome!

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "That two for one wife swap was the best in Utah history" - jeff4jazz

roland_t_flakfizer

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Giricek for Korver equals... hmm, no one gives a fuck about Jazz history. How about Boston Celtics trading their #1 pick, 1st overall, and another #1, the 13th pick, to Golden State Warriors for Robert Parrish and the 3rd overall pick that became Kevin McHale as one of the top 3 trades in NBA history?" -- auerbach420

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Guns, for drugs, for Krugerrands equals one of the top three trades in Lethal Weapon history.

DnyGlvrNdsMoney

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Dropping out in favor of no further humiliation is the best trade I made. -MRomNomUte9999

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Jazz for multiple wives equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history. - bookofmormon420

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Kenny G equals one of the three worst performers in "jazz" history.

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Moving the arts and crafts fair to saturday morning and introducing a free summer concert series in the evening was one of the top three trades in plaza history.
-towncouncil6969

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @MattinglysSideburns: Give this man the ten thousand dollars!

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @MattinglysSideburns: That is pretty damn sweet. +1.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Sacrificing himself in order to help Optimus Prime save the Allspark equals one of the top 3 noble moments for Jazz." - RobotsNDisguise07

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Bart's soul to Milhouse for $5 equals one of the top three trades in Simpson's history.
-everyonedothebartman

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Hot 'N Heavy is the greatest song in Jazz history. -BenesSackLunch69

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @MattinglysSideburns: +1 to you sir.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The time Uncle Phil tossed him out for kissing Hilary equals one of the top three throws in Jazz history. - FPrince1993

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Getting baked and jerking off equals one of the top three afternoons in Thursday history.--pennis420

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> GHB + Cuervo = one of the worst three moves in Mark Chmura's history.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Oral sex for vaginal intercourse has to be one of the top 3 trades in relationship history. - pennis420

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "In lennis420's Words..."

"whose elses would they be?"

This is why people think all potheads are idiots.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Eli Manning for Phillip Rivers is one of the top 3 trades in Chargers history.-LTWants2bTraded

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> GHB in Cuervo equals one of the top three moves in Mark Chmura's history.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Giricek for Korver equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history." -- lennis420

One could argue that the Sixers got Punk'd in that trade.

KevinNoMaas

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "A Kent Tekulve card for a Pete Rose card was one of better scams - er, trades - I ever pulled on my little sister." - TSWCirca 1985

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Tweek vs. Craig equals one of the top three fights in spaz history.

-SPCows4life

Jankie

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Sending that guy with the leg wound to OR after the bus crash equals one of the greatest moments in triage history.
-nurse4eva

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Getting Lewis Scott to pass was one of the 3 best coaching moves in Jazz history.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Behrooz for Jack equals one of the best trades in CTU history. --HMarwan

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Giricek for Kutcher equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history."

/fixed

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Joseph Smith's 1st wife for his 4th wife equals one of the best trades in Mormon history. -latterdaysaints5634

DM

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Winfield for dinner equals one of the top three meals in Indians history.
-WahooSerious94

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Kim Kardashian for Jennifer Lopez equals one of the top three trades in ass history. --TossMySalad69

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Losing my FOX College Sports chanels and gaining Fox Business channel is one of the top three trades in cable history.-FuckYouComcast

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @PQ Crash: dammit. you beat me to it.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Onion rings for cole slaw equals the greatest side-order trade in lunch history.

- TransFat4Eva

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Have the Jazz made more than 3 trades in their history? If so, we're talking Ryan for Fergosi territory for the rest.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Twenty-four dollars in beads for Manhattan equals one of the greatest trades in American history." --FuckIndians4eva

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Salt Lake City for New Orleans represents the worst trade in the history of fun.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Carlton_Whitfield: /shits pants

Farneyismycopilot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Heroin for Coltrane was one of the best things for jazz history.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Giricek for Korver is the best trade ever made involving two players with alliterative names." -- beowulf14

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Stev D:+1

HE SHOOTS... HE cleans it up.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Oscar Peterson's death equals one of the top three of God's greatest trades in Jazz Heaven history." - Pianist07

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Henry Gale for Walt and Michael equals one of the greatest trades in Lost history.

--abrams420

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> White guy for pasty white guy equals one of the great trades in Salt Lake City history.

DumpsterDining

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Giricek for Korver equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history." -- lennis420

What? It's inane enough on its own. Why polish a turd?

buttons

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> ...and in other recent news, the Berlin wall has fallen.

funsy49

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The New York Yankees equal one of the best baseball teams ever. No wait, I mean the Mets. No, the Red Sox. The Royals?" -hclinton4prez

Eddie Griffin's Privates

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Carlton_Whitfield: You don't understand, man. Those streets are ASPHALT! That shit's hard!

MerryLander

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "FRITOS FOR CHEEZ DOODLES EQUALS ONE OF THE TOP THREE TRADES IN CHIP HISTORY"
-StephenA

ASox

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Current Location: Hard Streets of Salt Lake

The LDS ain't nothing to fuck with.

Farneyismycopilot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Herschel Walker eqauls one of the top trios in Vikings history.

The Ghost of Tom Gordon

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> After perusing lennis420's profile, I've decided to pass on the chance to mock "Leonard" from the "Hard Streets of Salt Lake."

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I'm sorry, but Neobop New Swing is not one of the top three trends in jazz history! Oh wait...

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Trading a team from NO to Utah and not renaming them is one of the top 3 blunders in NBA history

MerryLander

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Stockton to Malone equals one of the top 3 moves in Jazz history. --mailman4ever

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Salt Lake City for New Orleans equals one of the top three moments in white people history."

MRomneyLetTheDogsOut3294

The Vigilante Face

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> One of the other great Jazz trades was getting Jeff Hornacek. That man's hair affliction was comedic genius.

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> 2 of my dad's beers for 1 XXX video tape equals one of the top trades in jizz history.
-14yroldStevD

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Berman screaming for professional behavior has to be one of the top three tirades in ESPN history." --GsusNDietCoke

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Bedtime for Bonzo equals one of the top three movies in Reagan's history." -republican420

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Arms for hostages equals one of the top three trades in American history.
-IranContra87

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> My emty beer glass for a full one has to be one of the greatest trades of my afternoon.

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Slice of pizza + chips for Lunchables equals one of the top three trades in GR Austin Middle School lunch history."

StartingAces

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Dave Brubeck equals one of the top trios in Jazz History- Take5istheshit

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Satchmo for Thelonious Monk equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history." -- skatting_daddy

Civil Negligence

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