<![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> And now he's an lolcat

[mine.icanhascheezburger.com]

ColonelDebugger

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Wait, that was the Heisman pose? I thought he was getting ready to break out the "Jazz Hands".

Nce. Nce. Nce. Nce. Un-break my heaaaart...

SundaySunday

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Yes. Instead of issuing an apology, he should have said, "You've been punked." It's moves like that that say you have the stones for Div. 1, kid. Oh well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

SundaySunday

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Farneyismycopilot: Really? I'd argue "the crap" is the expectations that the people around these kids put on them. It's not fair to a kid who isn't even a legal adult yet.

ThatMarkDude

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Mike Hart is contemplating this for the NFL draft.

Stet Sports Blog

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Bro, Croc's are the weakest shoes ever go throw yours away

ceedat

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Donald Trump: Hmm, this kid wears Crocs. Crocs are a billyuuuun dollar business that I featured on Celebrity Apprentice last week. This kid knows how to get publicity, knows that it's not whether what you say is true at the time; if you can pull off a lie, it's even better than telling the truth.

Kevin, you're hired!

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I smell a career as a pro wrestling jobber.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @DamnSkippy:

Kevin says he scored cheerleader ass, but it was really color guard ass.

I typed it before and I am using it again:
2 Star Football Skills
0 Star Reasoning Skills

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Aren't we missing the possibility that this was all a ploy to score some cheerleader ass? And if he in fact scored cheerleader ass, shouldn't we be commending this kid?

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Next thing you know, he will be imitating me, talking to the Twins radio network about his lackluster career.

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I CAN HAZ SKOLERSHIP NOW?

Eddie Griffin's Privates

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Wow, +7

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Any chance that Will is going to hire Kevin Hart to write the Cleveland Browns preview?

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> "I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Dr. Connors concurs with Kevin.

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Fortunately he has his CIA career to fall back on...

hector villanueva's posse

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> This kid takes fantasy football to a whole new level.

"Kevin Hart Drinks your milkshakes....he drinks them up!"

JackElliotsMustache

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> This is just like when all my friends at my rich suburban high school were deciding between Harvard and Stanford and Yale, and I told them all I was going to the University of Oklahoma. Well, except for the fact that I never played football, didn't have a lot of friends and did go to the University of Oklahoma.

Quintanarama

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> For anyone who enjoys high school sports (and I know I'm not alone here ... maybe, probably, I am) this is BS. Watching a kid go through all kinds of crap so that he can reach a dream is one of the best things in high school sports. Then this kid comes in and makes a joke out of it.
/ends rant


Farneyismycopilot

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> How did his plan for coming out of the closet turn into this?

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin's really got to get together with Aleksey Vayner. They'd be running the world in no time.

G Voll the Mole

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> "Deadspin was the shit a couple of years ago…but now it's about as edgy as ESPN Page 2."

"The problem I have with Deadspin are the comments. It's just a string of pithy, unrelated one-liners. There is little dialogue.
/And on that note…dick joke."

From the comments of The Big Lead. Discuss.


Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> This kid is such a good liar. He even made up a story about how he pitches in the Major Leagues...He has a baseball-reference page and everything.

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: I heard it was Clifford Irving

the_unsung_western_hero

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> - "Sorry kid, but we're gonna have to cut you from the team."

- "But I don't even really go to school here!"

- "That's what makes this so difficult."

BuckMitchFloyd61

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @MeSoHornsby: Ehh ... at least 90% of the time, when someone gets sustained attention on the Underground, it's because they screwed up.

War Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @DAGOTRON:
A dude I worked with wore Crocs with black socks and black sweat pants around town on the weekends and stuff. Not sure why he never had any girls around...

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus:
You who else made up stories and wore sandals? JC. Think about it...

JPW's Glorius Bangs

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin brings to mind someone else who tends to make up stories and loves crocs.

[www.portfolio.com]

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Gourmet Spud: +1

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> So he kidnapped himself?

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Not only is he a highly-coveted football recruit, he's also a jet-setting detective. And so is his wife.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @UpstateUnderdog:
And you know how well that ended.


MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> His choice of footwear suggests a fruitful career as a fat, midwestern tourist visiting our nation's capitol, or maybe an orderly at a hospital. Either way.

PrehistoricMartyball

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin Hart is a combat veteran.

JPW's Glorius Bangs

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> He reminds me of Private Pyle from Full Metal jacket

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> You see Elaine, Kevin Hart was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of college football recruiting and scholarship intrigue.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @MeSoHornsby: just go out and get a football logo tattoed on your head. Voila.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @The Gizmo from Pismo: Nature loving chicks = hairy armpits

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Im a people person. Who drinks.: very lame movie reference

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Sh!tShow: No thanks on the rock, I admitted being an idiot for falling for this, not a Republican.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @calmasacucumber: I'm just thankful that Al Gore's invention is around to help us catch liars like this.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> The kid might be a sad, pathetic loser, but he has a feature written about him on Deadspin, which is more than I can say for myself.

/jealous

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> That's not a Heisman pose. That's a "Get away from me, Carl Monday!" pose. Dude's training for the big time.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @cromartie: Yeah - I liked it better when this was a prank too. How are you with photo shop - incoming scholarship offer from South Harmon Institute of Technology? /lame movie reference

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Is that the starting Left Guard for Team Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

JPW's Glorius Bangs

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin Hart marched with Martin Luther King Jr. Mitt Romney told me.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @ArmansCopyOfSwank: Couldn't agree more... the kid is a loser who lied to make himself feel better, as opposed to coming to terms with it and going on to try to find his niche.

Accepting people for who they are = great
Making excuses for people who lie to put themselves above others = really lame


Midwestern-City_Water-Vapor

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Weed Against Speed: +1 The joke that never, ever fails to elicit laughs.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin Hart is Roger Thorn.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> The Crocs -- that's gotta be Photoshop... right?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Tim Johnson knew a punk who tried this shit in 'nam.

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I don't remember "signing day" to be a big deal a few years ago, now it's the huge front-page story on ESPN and SI's websites. How did this become such a huge deal?

/get off my lawn

VTBen

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin Hart was last seen leaving town with Matthew McGrory.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I smell a Kevin Hart biography written by James Frey.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Also, this dude looks like a much bigger version of my sister's fiance. Scary, true, and hilarious.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin Hart did something very dumb, because that's what teenagers do: Dumb things.

And Tweeter drank beer, well, cause that's what Tweeter does.

Oh, and I was also happy that he considered Ok. State.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Sh!tShow: And drugs!

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> If only this happened to Mike Golic Jr.

DumpDolan

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> The biggest lie I ever told at 17 was saying I got to second base. If I had known I should go all out I would've called a press conference and said third base.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Surely Funke is inspired.

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> How did he get listed on Rivals.com? Did he just call up one of them and say "I'm considering Cal and oregon," and then they listed him on their website?

This kid is awesome. +1 Kevin Hart.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Among his initial quotes:

"I think it's good I can maybe show people (from Fernley) you can do it. My personal opinion is anyone can play college football. You just have to have the will and desire to play and work hard."

"There's negative people all around you and you just kind of have to work through that. Other than that I've haven't had nay bump in the road. ... It was just me deciding to work hard and forget what the standard at Fernley is, and that's to finish high school and stay in town and get drunk or go to UNR. I chose differently."

The Test

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Maybe he meant Cal-Fullerton.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> George O'Leary's offering the guy a full ride.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Wait so now he thinks an offensive lineman can also win the Heisman...this kid is an idiot.

JimmyChitwood

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @PQ Crash:

He's going to Rocket Berkeley straight to the top!

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Worst senior prank ever ! The coach must feel like a douche.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I'm trying to decide whether, if I had to choose, I would want to be Kevin Hart or Mike Cooper. And it's tearing me apart.

Marth

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> INVISBLE SURFBOARD

HoneyNutTheriot

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @UkraineNotWeak: +1

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> The sad thing is, this is a really lame ending to this whole story. I for one was rooting for this to be the best practical joke ever.

The sad thing is, if the kid's a two star, he could have gone JUCO if he wasn't recruited, or gone the walk on route at someplace like Nevada or UNLV (or hell, Utah State). But instead, he chose to turn it into a charade.

I don't envy the kid, he played himself afterall, but I do generally agree with Will that the whole thing is kind of sad. Much like that picture.

But hey, at least he'll have the royalties for his invention of the Flowbee to fall back on.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Doyle McPoyle: he wasn't much of a sharp shooter.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Gourmet Spud: I'm getting sick of giving you +1s.

West Coast Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> dumb things high schoolers do:
- get busted drinking by parents
- skip school
- show up to prom wasted and get kicked out

dumb things high schoolers don't do
- hold a press conference for an elaborate hoax involving your decision as to which division 1 school you'll be playing football at





the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> What's sad is that Belichick had Matt Walsh tape the kid's highschool workouts AND Star Wars lightsaber tricks in anticipation of him entering the NFL in 2012.

PrehistoricMartyball

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> FRANKS AND BEANS!!!

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Good thing he had a Blue Blazer to cover up his sweat.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I was falling for "vivid and poignant" and feeling bad for laughing at this idiot.

Then I saw the Crocs.

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> INBISIBL RECRUTR

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Dead Wrestlers Society: Nature loving chicks dig Crocs. I do not know why but Crocs = Starbury's Truck to some ladies.

At least I own them in Black...Hart looks like he has them in Pink.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> "Amateur."

- Jayson Blair

MoBot

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I just picture the poor s.o.b. going up to lids and buying a Cal hat and an Oregon hat, thinking 'this is pure genius.'

YukMouth

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> No wonder he couldn't get a D-I scholarship. The kid's got holes in his feet!

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> If you are 6-4, 290 lbs and can't score a scholarship or partial scholarship somewhere at a D1, D1AA or D2 school, you must really suck.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I'm pretty sure the usage of the hats was inspired by Kige's mini helmet usage.

CARArunner

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> His girlfriend in Canada must be devastated.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Gourmet Spud: Bah

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Doyle McPoyle:
His head's the size of an Anvil.


MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> This is precisely how Mike Huckabee started his presidential campaign and look where he is now. The kid's not that dumb.

The Teufel Shuffle

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

I'm going to need to Stu on this for awhile. Feels like an Anvil has been dropped on my head.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> the bigger the lie, the more they believe

/yeah, The Wire

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> The "poor kid" label should be saved for starving Somalian children and victims of abuse. Kevin Hart falls under the "idiot dumbass" category.

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Nice try, Kevin. But Heismans aren't for liars. They're for murderers.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Poor guy. The least he could have done was choose between two SEC schools. Good thing that he's honest about his talent level.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> I don't feel sorry for this kid one freaking iota.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Man, that Hart kid's scheme did not have a solid Foundation at all.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> It reminds me of the time in high school when I pretended I had to choose between Harvard and Princeton.

Good times.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Jesus Will, why don't you just set up a PayPal account so we can make donations for the guy? He was a big fish in a little pond, and when he realized that those days were numbered, he made shit up so he could grab the spotlight a little longer.

There's nothing sad or honorable about it. He's just another attention whore. Hell, he'll probably release a sex tape within a year and score a reality TV show.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> At some point, wouldn't his teammates wonder why he was being recruited by Division-1 schools when they were placed higher on the roster than him?

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Excerpt from his apology:

"I stand before you today embarrassed and saddened by my actions. But in admitting what I've done, I stand before you a man. Just a simple, Nobel-prize winning, purple-heart receiving, 12-inch dick having man."

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @MeSoHornsby: +100

Do guys wear Crocs? I imagine if he wasn't such a big oaf, he would be getting his ass kicked for that.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Come on guys, he's practicing martial arts - he's a black belt.

/Fact

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> There's an implication here that I stopped doing dumb shit when I got older. This may not be wholly accurate.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Not at all.

...

I have a rock that keeps tigers away for sale, if you want it.

West Coast Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Kevin Hart is the Star Wars kid?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> The first sign of instability would be the above picture of a offensive lineman posing for the Heisman.

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> And the "Jackin' M'Titty" Heisman pose.

Delmon Young 2 L Bong Rip

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Uncle Kracker sure has let himself go.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Remember, its not a lie if you believe it.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Is this this week's Jamboroo?

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> He should have just continued doing the dumb things all high school seniors do: other 17 year olds.

West Coast Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Is he wearing Crocs?

DAGOTRON

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Well, I confess to have fallen for it. Yes, apparently I'm an idiot.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Posting that picture is crueler than any comment that can be made here.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Very, very sad.

ESPN is already working on a made-for-tv movie of this.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> "I'm trying to pose like the Heisman Trophy but I REALLY have to take a dump".

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[The Sad, Confused Teenager That Is Kevin Hart]]> Yeah, but check out those sweet Crocs.

Carlton_Whitfield

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