<![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Not like anyone would believe me, but something sort of like this, but not nearly as cool, once happened to me. I went to a game with this kid who I didn't know well, and it turned out his dad was a limo driver who traded rides home for Yankee coaches and players for seats in the players section and access after the game.

Needless to say, it was awesome. Graeme Lloyd was huge, and Joe Torre is an exceptionally grumpy man,Jose Cardenal was hilarious, and Tino Martinez had forearms that were freakishly out of proportion to his body. He was pushing a stroller as he left with his family, and it looked like he was shoving a wheelbarrow of mine tailings or something.

drz1111

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Dear DUAN,
I just started a really nice relationship, but now (suddenly) she wants us to back off a bit and not get into relationship mode. Or something. I dunno. Anyway, dick joke.
Konfused in Kansas

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> ok, night DUAN.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: We can only wait and pray it ends this weekend. I was about ready to take up writing scripts.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> ok kids, this chica has to call it a night. the kids are going to be obnoxious in the morning so i'm going to need all my energy.

Ciao!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: That is absolutely my favorite scene. "I murdered my wife."

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: yeah...but she's like 40 or something. so, when's the strike over? :) - that's the second internet smile i've ever done, btw.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Whoops, I mean Saturday.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @StevieY19: I sent out "Merry Ludachristmas" cards this year. No one got the joke, but they thought the cards were funny...

One of my all time favorite moments is when all the execs were discussing their liberal leanings: "I gave to NPR last year." "I'm black." so funny.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: Apparently the writer's strike is practically over... Eisner says a deal has been reached. The writers will vote on it on Sunday.

[www.cnbc.com]

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: 30 rock comes back when the writers strike is over. and no, jane krakowski is HOT. I loved her character on ally mcbeal.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> "You know I never judge race! Remember when I asked that black man if he saw Sideways?"

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): night!

@StevieY19: i would keep our night of sweet sweet love to myself... some things are too good to exploit.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: do you know when 30 rock episodes come back? i'm just feeling teased after the "midnight train to GA" ep. also, is it wrong that i'm (kind of) attracted to jane karcryalekaejrakejasski?

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @chilltown: Agreed. It's pretty much the downfall of humanity.

Oh, hi DUAN. I haven't read the most recent comments yet, so maybe you're dead already.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Aaaaand I'm out of here, y'all.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: You sure would have some blue chip campaign photos for the next commenter bracket.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: my favorite lemon moment of late is when she high-fived herself. i've totally started doing that. i feel like i'm waaay too much like lemon in real life, which just makes me love tina fey more.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: liz lemon seems to like to say blurgh..

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: tina fey = in my top 1

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: ... i don't even know what that means.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @StevieY19: I want Tina Fey to either be my lesbian lover or my best friend. I'll take either- I'm really not picky when it comes to her.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: blurgh

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: NBC just hasn't been the same Thursdays without 30 rock and The Office.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @StevieY19: Oops, forgot "/skeptical" at the end.

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @StevieY19: that's the word on the street. it's either over or 99.9% there. thank god! i NEED new 30 rock.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> another drink + 1 more arrested D? i'm pretty easily swayed.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): haha... i'll take the classic red pack, thank you very much. i don't know if you can find skittles gum- my mom bought some in bulk a few years ago and is still trying to get rid of it. it comes in a pinkish package. they're so gross though- when you start eating them, they seem like regular skittles, but they keep getting chewier then they turn into really stringy gum that ends up sorta disintegrating. there's a reason my mom couldn't even give it away to the high school boys.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Anyone see the writer's strike is over? Michael Eisner says so.

[www.hollyscoop.com]

StevieY19

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sports.yahoo.com]

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: Yea, it did kick ass. And as I just learned, Ellen Page will be 21 on the 21st of this month (thanks, IMDB!). That's a shocker.

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: I'm also too young to have ever had Razzles. I'll have to check out this "Skittles" gum you're talking about. What happened to the good old days when there were only 5 types of Skittles?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: g'night, mr. muppet!

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Alright, that'll do it for me. My Macbook and I will be back online tomorrow from work.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): i've never had razzles, though the skittle gum thoroughly freaks me out to this day.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): no, man. the movie was pretty much awesome. it made me want to buy some chucks.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: so he says.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: I loved Juno, even if I have friends that say it makes me gay.

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: Good movie, though it continues the debate of whether Razzles are candy or gum (I can't believe I remember that part).

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: yeah i graduated HS in '97 so I wouldnt know your cousin - im sure he/she is awesome though..he/she would have to be to go to michigan

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: oh, wait. after checking her imdb page, i did see her in the kingdom, and while the movie blew nuts, she was fantastic (regardless of af-lac)

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: I watched 13 Going on 30 on a flight once. It wasn't bad. I kind of liked it.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: bateman - just the looks, and his character was a "rockin" guy. cousin graduated in 97 - psych major. BTW, i dunked in chrysler arena.
@Kataroo_Kangaroo: sorry i missed out on 13on30...but i think i like her?

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: 2001 - what was your cousin's major?

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: having not seen juno but being a wilco fan, why does bateman remind you of the twat?

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: no 13 going on 30?! but they do the thriller dance! and she dishes out sage advice through "love is a battlefield"! i know i've seen her in another movie too, but for the life of me i couldn't tell you what it was.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: ok, ok. so you went to michigan? when did you graduate (my cousin went there)?

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> It's a celebration then! ok, drink is made. I watched Juno last night and have to say that Jason Bateman is starting to remind me of Jeff Tweedy. Also, that was the first movie I've ever seen w/ Jen Garner.

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: I won't lie, I've got a couple of hits from the Lesser Simpson's canon on my iPod.

It's pretty cool to see a Dale Chihuly chandelier in a Fat Joe video.

Time for bed for me. 'Night, childrens.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: And I'm on college time, so I will be here right along with you.

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: yep, but it's still thursday! (for 6 more minutes) then it will be friday! which is the beginning of the weekend so you might as well start celebrating early.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Metschick: night lovely!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: yeah, but i'm on central time...(aren't you in mountain time?)

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: wish I could stay up some more. But I'm nodding off over here.

Night, Duan!

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: stay up! it's thursday! which is practically friday!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @theothermatt: if im still drinking, then your ass better still be drinking (figuratively, not literally)

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: i will do so. thanks a ton for your help.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> so, do i fix another drink, stay up and watch arrested development, or is it time for bed?
/evening DUANers!

theothermatt

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Clare: @Clare: guess who's going to be at bonnaroo too... (VAMPIRE WEEKEND).

And, I secretly love Ashlee. Guess it's not so secret now...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> I'm watching MTV Hits. God, I missed that crappy channel. It's fantastic aural wallpaper, and watching it on the Tivo lets me go back and re-watch a video or listen to a song I like again.

The new Ashlee Simpson single is pretty good; I guess it's because it bites off a giant chunk of Devo's "Freedom of Choice."

I know I'm probably about four months late on Vampire Weekend, but these guys are adorable.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: Check out Floola:

[www.floola.com]

It should do what you want to do. Shut down iTunes, download Floola, then hook up the iPod and run it.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: nothing fancy, just Windows XP Media Center 2002 - it's just that everytime I hook up my iPod, the comp asks if i want to wipe it and sync it with my (musicless) PC. Um, no?

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: What OS are you using? There's freeware software out there that will read the iPod database and let you copy the music to your computer.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: yeah, they're everywhere. It's good to see a different face.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: Marisa is fantastic. An absolute 10.

@Peter Cavan: Any idea on how to sync up an iPod loaded with music to a desktop with iTunes sans music on it? So far the only choice I'm getting is to wipe the iPod free when it's all my music, I just had it on my laptop.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Metschick: Anja's why I got my haircut- I am in love with her. I think I'm just saturated by most of the VS models...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: Marissa's another one. She's beautiful.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: It'd definitely save time with the calculations. Also, if things get incredibly bad, it can act as an alarm telling you "RUN. GET THE FUCK OUT!".

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: Scales are hard, because like TM said, it's all relative. But with Adriana, she's pretty. Anja's beautiful as well.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Metschick: Just using her as an example. I am in the Marisa Miller camp myself.

Nobody is perfect, there will always be somebody who has to hate on them for whatever reason. Most of the time, jealousy has a part in it.

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> I have finally figured out how to network my MacBook and my PC, and I am now copying data from one to the other. The music alone is likely to take most of the night.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): See, these are the types of features the iPhone needs. Imagine waking up in the morning and checking your phone to see where the "new girl" lies on the scale today?

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Metschick: i wouldn't give her a 10. i think she's pretty, but i find anja rubik much more attractive.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: Anyone famous has had more make up and airbrushing done to them than is even remotely natural, so they skew the scale. It's also relative. The hottest girl you've ever met could be your ten and someone else's 7, and vice versa.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: I know girls who say that Adriana Lima isn't that pretty.

I usually can't answer because ... no words.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: Yea, I get what you're saying. I wasn't trying to toot my own horn, I'm just saying her self-esteem is low from some of her ex's. But good lookin' out, I'll keep charting the hot-crazy scale to make sure she's not playing jump rope.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): i don't think she's crazy, just young and love-struck. we all go through that phase.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Speaking of Crazy-Hot, I really haven't gotten a grasp on the whole "rating a girl" thing. Like, what exactly constitutes a ten? Is it Adriana Lima? If so, then I don't think I have ever met anybody higher than a legit 8. Do celebrities bypass the rating system? Are supermodels like 14's?

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): dude, I've been around here for years, as have you. I know you're a catch (no homo). I'm just saying that hotness is the trade-off when you have to deal with crazy...so enjoy the hotness; just don't get in over your head, so to speak.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: truer words have never been spoken.

and wtg to your roommates. i never got to deal with a "legitimate basketball team" during my time in A2 (well, we won the BTT my frosh year but were bounced in the 2nd round of the dance) so enjoy it.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: I've seen pictures of her ex's and heard all the stories. I'm a catch, so she's trying a little to hard to hold on to me. I won't call her crazy until she threatens me or i find the good pills. But yes, she's hot.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> [youtube.com]

This is the Crazy-Hot Scale.

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): Oh hells yeah.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: I believe it was How I Met Your Mother that showed a Crazy/Hot chart. In order to put up with a crazy of 6, she had to be an 8, or something like that. Pretty funny.

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Metschick: Had to say hello before I depart.

Now I'm gone.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Clare: Go for it.

@Metschick: Condoms are a wonderful invention, and the glass slipper of our generation. Besides, it may feel better without one, but it beats the alternative.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): Crazy sometimes takes a while to surface.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: At one point during the second half, they showed two IU fans in the crowd in the middle of the student section. Rece and Jay said something to the extent of "Those are some brave fans."

My roommates. Couldn't be prouder.

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): ya know, if she's really as crazy as you make her out to be, she must be really hot.

just a feeling.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Night, DUAN.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Clare: Yea, welcome to my life. I thought I'd deactivated the crazy magnet after my last ex. Seems it just shifted types. This one's not an actually unhinged, at least.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Chloroform Monster:

Charmed is pretty bad. My students seem to think George Lopez is funny. They might be right, but I can't watch 10 seconds of his show.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): Yes! Wear condoms. Two at a time if necessary. If you're done with kids, get a vasectomy.

And in the words of George Bluth: Don't promise crazy a baby. Don't marry crazy.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): You know what, I'm going to email you on Facebook. I want a dude's perspective on something.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> ok kids, I'm going to bed. Thanks for the career counseling and the therapy earlier. I feel much better.

Lates.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): Just did. Jesus. What makes girls think it's OK to say stuff like "here's what I want you to wear to my prom" and "we'll have such cute kids" after a month of dating? Yuck.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Metschick: WOW. Let this be a lesson to all of us guys out there.

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: Yea, it wouldn't be right to try to change her so she can keep the ideas. She just needs to know that her plans aren't mine right now.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Good night all.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Here.

Good night.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> [torontosun.com]

I'm planning on stalking production.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Slothrop: Charmed is the one that makes me sad. Yay, they have tits and do magic. I have the internet and better plots at the palm of my hand. Put on something decent please.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): just to warn you, even if she does agree to these things, they will still be that way inside her head. but, as long as she doesn't expect that from you, then she'll probably calm down a bit. and by a bit, i mean a lot. hopefully. you're good as long as she doesn't pull a "how to lose a guy in 10 days" and photoshop your baby pictures together.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @JB*: hey, JB.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Lizabelle: Thank you! I thought it was a pretty good joke, and then no one said anything, and I felt like the kid who just farted in the quiet room. Not that I'd know how that felt.. YOU WEREN'T THERE DAMMIT

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Chloroform Monster:

And yet I can't seem to go a day without seeing a little bit of crap like Everybody Loves Raymond.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: Wish I could relate.

/Michigan alum

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: I had to watch it again.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): Creepy story only slightly related to what you just wrote. The BF is working on a case where this woman is carrying on an affair with a police officer, who happens to be a member of the governor's security detail. They're caught having sex all over the governor's estate, he gets in trouble. Also, the woman gets pregnant, and then sends "Parent" magazine and the like to the officer and his wife - and the mags are addressed in his & her (the woman's, not the wife's) name.

They decide to get an abortion, she takes the abortion pill(s) and then goes home and researches how to reverse it. She even goes to her gyno to this end, and ends up miscarrying the baby a month later.

CRAZY.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Chloroform Monster: That's uh, not really a big deal for us:)

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Lizabelle: Future Dwight was the best show intro ever.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Slothrop: I can't believe it's not on an hour a day on one of these horrible networks. I'd watch that as dinner tv anytime it was on.

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @JB*:
Got your e-mail.
Thanks



UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: Yeah, I know he didn't actually go there, it just felt like it. I guess it's my common defense mechanism when things aren't going my team's way.

Thank god for Sean Pruitt though, huh?

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Lizabelle:

yes. Tambor says he's been contacted about it.

I wish HBO or Showtime had picked up the show.

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Lizabelle: OMG WHATS!?!?!?

Disgruntled Goat

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Metschick: Metsy!

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: Yea, I'm not necessarily ending things flat out, but I do need her to agree to a few things. Namely, let's take this slow: a day, a week, even a month at a time. Second, please stop picturing me as the father of your kids or I'm going to tattoo a reminder to take your bc on your forehead and then get a vasectomy as a third layer of protection.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Lizabelle: "Marty, you gotta come back with me to the future. It's your kids Marty! Your daughter married a black man!"

Chloroform Monster

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> From time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Lizabelle: yep, sure did.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> I'm baaack.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> OH DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE RUMORS?????

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): either that, or you can have the talk in person when she's all happy about seeing you and you crush her dreams and then she hates you forever. not that it won't go that way necessarily, but yeah... it will.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: Exactly, and thank you.

@Clare: Did you read the full story the other night, 'cause if not you'll feel even better about yourself.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @StevePerryPsychOut: This is going to be awkward...cause she's mine.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: You gotta take the good with the bad. Hopefully she doesn't overreact. Oh, and she's starting to talk about coming up at the end of this month already...yea, I should probably talk to her.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): Yikes.

(And just when you think you're the creepiest craziest girl in the universe, another comes along and makes you feel like you're perfectly normal.)

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @BubbaCJ24: Rece Davis went to Alabama. He could give two shits about the Big Ten, I think.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: @Lizabelle: you guys can have Jim. Pam and I will be happier that way.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Lizabelle: ditto.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): thats good that you're weening her off of the constant contact...there's no reason to talk to her 2x a day or more.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> My love for Jim Halpert knows no bounds.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> hahaha, Huggins looks like he should be wearing a cheap leather jacket with a Swisher Sweet tucked behind his ear.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> God that win felt good. So nice of Illinois to hand us that game. I'm glad they know how to boo so well, they are going to need it when they get "snubbed" out of a NIT bid.

Did Rece Davis go to Illinois? He made Dickie V seem like an unbiased observer during a Duke game.

BubbaCJ24

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @DukesDawg: If I had to guess, it would be that ESPNews isn't HD and ESPN is, so the signal takes longer that way. If it's any consolation, I used to work at ESPN and we had a delay issue there too when we would tune in one feed as opposed to another; I just never asked what it was all about.

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Becky_MI:

I'll be there on Saturday.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> The beauty of this game was I had Indiana -2.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): this is why girls suck.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> By the way, pretty sure I'm in for the Chicago PP, Friday night arrival. So if there ends up being an HQ hotel... lemme know.

Becky'MI

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> evening all.

what's the rumpus?

Slothrop

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> And the Hoosiers win the game. Who's in charge of checking in on Will?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @notthequarterback: She calls a lot. I've gotten her away from calling me right when she gets off work to tell me she'll call me when she gets home, but she still calls about 3 or so times a day unless I specifically tell her I can't talk or text.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> I hope Will wasn't watching this game.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> That shot was rather silly

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @JB*:

Regarding hotels and such for the Chicago PP, keep me informed. You can e-mail me at kevinbartner@yahoo.com

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): no... i quieted the room at the super bowl with another kind of 'mo that there is. and i'm a yankees fan.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Annnnnnd that's Illinois in a nutshell.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: Although McCain might be more comfortable with Russian Roulette.

Too soon?

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @StevePerryPsychOut: especially since it has the "booo" button

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Only when I look in the mirror. /conceited

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: Yea, I know what you mean. I'll probably raise the subject tomorrow.

Also, when anyone else sees the Derek Jeter "G2" commercial, do they laugh like I do? "Slow-mo, Fast-mo, any kind of 'mo there is". Please tell me I'm not alone.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: I know, I like him as a person way more than I like his policies. He seems to understand that politics is about connecting with people, and he's getting a lot of good press out of this.

@StevePerryPsychOut: Always.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Yostal: I'd prefer to choose a Republican candidate this year via the Twit Olympics.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Do we have any follow up on IPwS attempts to interview LadyVictoryUSA?

@Lizabelle: Most certainly. Got the days off and everything already, just trying to determine if I am going to fly in from Des Moines or drive over.

@Clare: I followed it up with a sumabitch. So, I doubled the Our Fathers.

@White Speed Receiver: Godspeed.

@Yostal: I think that is a far better methodology, followed closely by Rock, Paper, Scissors.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Yostal: I like bubble hockey better. Can that be arranged?

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Me and my roommate both have our TVs on the Indiana game...I have ESPN on, he has ESPN News on. Anyone want to explain how ESPN News is slightly ahead of ESPN?

DukesDawg

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Yostal: I can't stand Huckabee's politics, but he is a funny guy on late night TV. I'd lke to see him and McCain go best-of-3 on air hockey.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Yostal: or at the very least, rock 'em sock 'em robots

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> You stay classy, Illini fans.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> One last thing...

Finally, Bedard is in Seattle

/only I care

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: i managed to stop my mom's habit of drinking mike's hard cranberry. now if i can just break her of her thing for sutter home muscato. stopping the sugary drink now is a good idea. it makes for a killer hangover.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> 10 second violation? A high quality Indiana education right there.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> What the hell?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> 10 second violation?!?!?!?!?! I've never seen that...EVER.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @White Speed Receiver: Well that comment made my night.

I gotta go kids. Have a nice night, and a for everyone that had a bad one today, a better tomorrow.

Night.

Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Becky_MI:

Cberry Toaster Strudel.

Let me grab my frosting gun.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @TattooedMess(iah): has she called you alot in the interim? have you called her?

@Berto: The Sequel: yes, they all look alike. i mean, what?

notthequarterback

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: You'll have to drink a case of Smirnoff Ice in order for it to do anything to you.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> All Republican primary questions should be decided via a game of air hockey.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Kataroo_Kangaroo: Sounds like a solid plan.

What you said about the Ice-induced sugar headache? It just hit me, and I'm barely into the 2nd bottle. I don't think I'll get to the 3rd bottle tonight.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Clare: I have the Hey song stuck in my head now.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Clare: i was planning on going to vegas for my bday in may. as of me discovering the lineup, that plan has been canceled and i'm going to be celebrating a month and a half later in tennessee. and i'm a-ok with that, especially since i've talked my bro and another good friend to come with. now i just have to see if my baby bro will buy my ticket as a bday present, which he very well might.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Becky_MI: Hello, Becky. What happenned to the legs avatar?

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Who else has seen the Strahan "got milk?" ad? I wonder how much milk you would have to drink to grow another tooth...

Bobby Doucher

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> That was luck.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> The crowd starts mumbling when Pruitt goes to the line. That will help with the confidence.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Becky_MI: always gotta flaunt what you've got, eh?

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @PQ Crash: later. thanks.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Been away, but i changed the decor in the corner and then hadn't posted since. Just had to get your opinion... :)

Becky'MI

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Peter Cavan: Hey, give me a tech conversation over the topics that were covered earlier this evening.

Okay, I'm out of here for now.

Any other technical concerns can be handled by others more knowledgeable than I. I'll try to help though.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> Chester Frazier and Dee Brown look like twins.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: It'll never work. You're not a close personal friend of Bob Knight or George Steinbrenner or Joseph of Arimathea.

That, and we know something about sports.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[How To Sneak Into The Giants Victory Parade Without Really Trying]]> @PQ Crash: haha... enjoy lost. i'll survive without my music, and simply appreciate your offer : )

@TattooedMess(iah): just don't put it off too long. that's my pet peeve. "i was just waiting for a better time!" there is no good time.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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