<![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> FUCK YOU MAREK ZIDLICKY. WAY TO COMPLETELY FUCK UP IN OVERTIME AND HAVE US GET SCORED ON. MORON.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing:

I have assumed all along that Foppa will end up in Vancouver to cement that whole gay Ornskoldsvik fellowship. That would leave Mats as the odd Swede out.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Chief Wahoo: Sure there is. They're called yuppies.

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wyshynski: Lou doesn't believe in 13-year contracts for forwards. If Marty weren't Marty, the same would go for goalies.

Otherwise, yes, I'd love to see Little Sheep in red and black. And, it would be the third time we've taken a former Cap to Cup glory (Bobby Carpenter and of course Scott Stevens being the others)

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @TheStarterWife:

Frankly, I think ConkBlock deserves some credit for not having flashbacks and going all Michel Dion and just skating off to the locker room.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wilf: Vancouver. Let Sundin play with the Sedins. It would be just like the Leafs to take that egregious Naslund contract in return.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: When a goaltender has trapped the puck to the ice with his glove, the attacking team has three seconds in which to sever the goaltender's arm. If the arm is still attached after that time, the puck will be considered frozen, and play will be whistled dead.

AMENDMENT 1.1: Unless, of course, the puck is still moving and the referee blows his whistle because he's out of position to see it.

AMENDMENT 2.2.: A goal will be counted if Hasek's arm is severed -- even if the puck is at center ice.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wyshynski: /don't stop
believin'
hold on to the feeelayiyain...

Lawbot

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker:

Well, you also get to see where Mats ends up, right?
San Jose? Somewhere out west, surely.


Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> Wyshynski NHL Rule 56.4: Goaltenders and Puck Possession

When a goaltender has trapped the puck to the ice with his glove, the attacking team has three seconds in which to sever the goaltender's arm. If the arm is still attached after that time, the puck will be considered frozen, and play will be whistled dead.

I exaggerate, but the Pens have been burned by some slow whistles this year. We were due.

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Hextall454: Did you ever see the Jersey Devil?

By the way: Thanks for the avatar love the other day. I need to find a larger image; Angelina in a Devils jersey is nearly as sexy as Ovechkin in a Devils jersey. (A boy can dream.)

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wyshynski: Dude, I grew up in the Pine Barrens. There was tons of organized crime. Don't trust the raccoons, man.

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wilf: At least you have a plus side. The best I get is Darcy Tucker returning from the dead to score two goals and eat Carey Price's brain.

Last time the Leafs played the Sens, my wife said "Look at Tucker. He's just skating around in circles."

Priceless.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @BarbarobicsInstructor: I'd love to slather her in mustard and ketchup and... wait, what?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker:

Yeah, should have added the clarifying "...in his time as a Penguin."

On the plus side, Malkin started making his run to the Ross trophy last night. He'll take the scoring lead before the first of March, I'm thinking.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wyshynski: I would have to say nothing comes close. When Ralphie and Richie get whacked those two are near the top of my list though.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing: Just in time for lent!

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wilf: Worst gaffe yet? This year maybe but all time? Not even close. 2006 Stanley Cup Final. Canes goal scored by Rod Brind'Amour assisted by Ty Conklin. Deja vu all over again.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @BarbarobicsInstructor: I heard a "can of spoiled tuna", but that was from a girl who has hated her since grade school.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @BarbarobicsInstructor: She does indeed. But tastes like fish.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wyshynski:

+1, you brilliant bastard.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> Fellow Pittsburghers: I have heard from two totally unrelated people on two completely separate occasions that Christina Aguilera smelled/smells like hot dogs. Am I the only that has heard this rumor? Is it true?

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> There's no such thing as an "ex-hippie".

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @TheStarterWife: Isles have to score somehow.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Wilf: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It did not happen. Completely block it from your memory!

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> And why no reference to Conklin's worst puckhandling gaffe yet?

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Not to totally take this thing in another direction, but is there any Sopranos episode that even comes close to the Pine Barrens?

I remember people having a real hard-on for the one where Tony goes to college with Meadow. And there's something to be said for the finale because

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @TheStarterWife: I should want to say hi to Ty Conklin nicely, I shouldn't want to keep him in a big jar in my basement.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @koivutoakill: More like in the Sandis Ozolinsh way?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Sarcastro:
Wexford represent!

And of course the Rangers are going to crash out of the playoff picture. There's a direct link between the offseasons where they go on free-agent spending sprees and years they miss the playoffs.


Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @kayceebk:
I am still waiting for Brett Lindros Night at Nassau where snowmobiles park for free.


MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> Best. Episode. Ever.

Also...

dude, dude, HELLS YES!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Zach Parise's Shorty: Concussion Night! Free admission when you show your CAT scan at the door!

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @ArkansasFred: My favorite line of the whole series.

And dear God, Christina Aguilera. If only I was a troll-looking record executive...

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> Does McCabe count as one of the 5 NHLers or the 15 AHLers?

"He's like a forward playing defense, and not in the good, Bobby Orr way." - my buddy the Leafs fan.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Sarcastro: pretty sad, actually...my first comment in four days and it's about the neighbor girl's tits. But they are spectacular.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> I don't have a good feeling about the Islanders now. May be time to sell off what little they have. Can't get too mad about the call, they have been playing like shit for weeks, didnt deserve the break.

By the way, the Coyotes assistant coaches are Rick Tocchet and Ulf Samuelson? I hate those guys.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @Sarcastro: Scary, isn't it? She looks like a blow-doll if it were hooked up to one of the machines they use in the Macy's Parade.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @ArkansasFred:
He's still at large.


MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> Eric Lindros in the Flyers hall of Fame?

That would be a fun night in Philadelphia, I'm sure.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> @apostles03: Our nice little Pittsburgh girl is all growed up. And out. And round. And luscious.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> fake boobs + lactation = golden woopers

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> In today's closer, Wyshynski reveals the dark side of his man-crush on Conklin by coining the name "ConkSuck".

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[When Convicted Jersey Bookies Play The Victim]]> He's an interior decorator!

Really? His house looked like shit.

ArkansasFred

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