<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> B.B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers, Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady, Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire, Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction, Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter, Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story, Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama, Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Archies, Righteous, Nilsson, Harry, Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin' -buttheradiorolledme

Zapp Brannigan's Girdle

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> We rock...

Philadelphia Baltimore Las Vegas Indianapolis Louisville Atlanta New Orleans and Minneapolis Houston Tucson Phoenix Buffalo Tulsa Mobile Albuquerque Wichita and Orlando Portland Portland Salt Lake City Memphis Washington D.C. Charlotte Oklahoma City Little Rock and Milwaukee Cleveland Tampa Norfolk Dallas Raleigh Hartford Cincinnati Boston Nashville Kansas City Chattanooga and Miami Honolulu Richmond Austin Pittsburgh San Antonio Baton Rouge and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo Denver Detroit Dayton Spokane Fresno And Jacksonville Columbus Springfield New York Sacramento Los Angeles St. Paul St. Louis San Francisco Madison Knoxville Seattle San Jose and San Diego Jackson Omaha Des Moines Boise Providence Chicago

But nowhere in New Jersey that's the only place we don't go

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> ESPN celebrates the one-year anniversary of comments on its site? That's like celebrating when you woke up from a coma after your DUI car crash.
I don't get it.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Creepy Old Man: I went with the Private Parts version. Both apt, and both very funny.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Creepy Old Man: +1. I love that routine.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: You forgot SSW.

MadmanMundt

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: Actually, to quote George Carlin: "Shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. And 'tits' doesn't even belong there!"

Creepy Old Man

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Spors Gratia Sportis: No way, man. The last time I tried that, it took my hand, it killed me and it turned me to the sky.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Gastineau, Ozzie Smith, Villanova, cocaine, short shorts, Morganna the Kissing Bandit, and much more.

/80s-ized

I Heart Poop

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @stjoehawk: -dickless84

dismalScientist

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Greta Garbo, and Monroe, Deitrich and DiMaggio, Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean, On the cover of a magazine, Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean, Picture of a beauty queen, Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rodgers, dance on air -- MadonnaFan69

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Girls, cups, vomit, gapped-teeth, and much more.

/cupchicks07

bamassippi

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Angel Barbaro and Dr. R. loving companions, Angels On Earth, Who are love, Who are very beautiful, God gave you, Dr. R. a dear friend, Barbaro, Affirmed."
--YouKnowDamnWellWho


Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Dick jokes, photoshops, shits pants, pun wars, pissing intensity, closers, jamboroos, and much more.
- CommunityDeads


IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Margaret Thatcher, Paul McCartney, Winston Churchill, your boys took one hell of a beating.

Turd Ferguson

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> War, Conquest, Pestilence, Death, the Whore of Babylon, the Beast, and much more." -- John

(Re: ESPN is the Apocalypse)

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Chamomiles Davis: I heart you, Huckabee.

That-Dude

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Remember that one time? Yeah, that was boss."

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.--RonaldBigMcD

frontrowgirl

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> People ducking this way, people ducking that way, Diet Coke getting flat, and we only have the studio for 15 fucking minutes.
- That video will never get old.


SundaySunday

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> ****, *****, ****, ****, ****.myespn.com

-justabigkerisimmonsfan

poutineandgravy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Chamomiles Davis:

Ask the Statue.

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness, calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics" - tyorke97

flightjacket

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> MATT DAMON! -AverageESPNCommenter

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> How did Imus get in there?

"Alright, so we'll throw a couple names that were involved in scandals in there, some things that are common in every sport and then words that invoke strong reactions of "that thing was bad!" So... Vick and Bonds... who else? Clemens? Nah, we've sucked Clemens' cock for years. Jerramy Stevens? Oh, we're not acknowledging that. Ray Lewis? God's linebacker, can't do that. I know! Don Imus!"

L

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch, retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.

-YouForgotUglyLazyandDisrespectfu--ShutUpBitchGoFixMeaTurkeyPotPie!

Creepmouse

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass: +1 kind nug
@Spors Gratia Sportis: +1 whatver the hell TMBG fans smoke


Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Big Mac, Mc DLT, a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal. McNuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular or larger size, and salads: chef salad or garden, or a chicken salad oriental. Big Big Breakfast, Egg McMuffin, hot hot cakes, and sausage. Maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese, a sausage, danish, hash browns too. And for dessert hot apple pies, and sundaes three varieties, a soft-serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolatey chip cookies. And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and orange drink, A Sprite and coffee, decaf too, A lowfat milk, also an orange juice." --IloveMcDonald'sgoodtimegreattasteandIgetthisallatoneplace...

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Restaurant deliveries, Richard Simmons, Roger Clemens...
Name three things that take it in the rear."
--Carnac07

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
The fox, the ox
Giraffe and shrew
Echidna, caribou

- CommunityJohns

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "...a mudrat detector, a ribbon reflector, a cushion convector, a pitcher of nectar, a virile dissector, a hormone collector." -- barephootphan

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "A Side of beef, a ham, turkey, 2 dozen wings, cheesecake, a roasted pig, an 8 month old Caucasian boy, and a gallon of gravy, "
-Mmangino
(RE: Appetizer Order)

ringitupwiththedongtea

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I'sm so happy about the Featured Response, but still pissed at Comcast. Goddamn liars. Now to today's comment:

LADYVICTORYUSA, brainless ESPN commenters, us making fun of them on a daily basis, Berman meltdowns, Emmitt Smith's on camera illiteracy, and the two worst combovers on TV(Clayton and Kornholio), and much more.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Brady, Beckett, Ortiz, Moss, Garnett, Welker, Allen, and much more."--ESPN.com

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Crap. Too slow. Well played, good sir.

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @ArkansasFred: seconded.

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> D.C., San Antone, and the Liberty Town, Boston, and, uh, Baton Rouge. Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco too. Everywhere there's music, real live music!
/HLewis&TheNewsStillRocks


rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @GreatOdensRaven:

"Uh...err....Ed Norton?" - HuminaHuminaHumina1010

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Dc, San Antone and the Liberty town, Boston and Baton Rouge
Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma city, Seattle, San francisco, too
Everywhere theres music, real live music, bands with a million styles
But its still that some old rock and roll music
That really drives em wild
-BermansbuddyHuey

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @agamemnon_busmalis:

Not again! I always miss him!

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @racistmascot_inc: Well done. My bad..

OK, trying again:
"From the South Bay to the Valley, from the West Side to the East Side, Everybody's very happy, 'Cause the sun is shining all the time, Looks like another perfect day...I love L.A."
--ShortPeople

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Yostal:

Look about 30 comments up, my friend. I got the REM covered.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @shea_guevara: @GreatOdensRaven:
I would like the two of you to battle to the death for my +1.


PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right."
--MStipeUGA

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Cubs in the playoffs, the Indians in winter (or something), Notre Dame Nostradamus (see you in 2010!!), the Jazz' best trades, and much less ...

McNutty

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids and much more, today on Oprah.

MongoLikeCandy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> What are things that have never been in my kitchen?
-PostmanCliff86

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids and much more." -- CommunityEds

it's about time they started reading the charges as ESPN is indicted for crimes against our intelligence.

calmasacucumber

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I've been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,Wichita, Tulsa,Ottawa ,Oklahoma, Tampa,Panama, Mattawa,LaPaloma, Bangor, Baltimore,Salvador,Amarillo,Tocapillo,Barranquilla,And Padilla.
-jcash

tater

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Im a people person. Who drinks.: It's a great combination year round, not just a feel good hit of the summer

Brazil Thrill

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Confused? You won't be after next week's episode of Soap!
--NLear4eva

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Kid Canada: Hey, where were you? You just missed polkaroo.

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Cocksucker, mother-fucker, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy."

(Re: Deadspin celebrates the use of the seven so-called seven dirty words and dick jokes)

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Ventura County line
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Santa Cruz and Trestles
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Australia's Narrabeen
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
All over Manhattan
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
And down Doheny Way
(Inside outside)
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.--WastedGenius














UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Gadun, BryanV21, PZickler, hip cat daddio, Deraz in VA, Huckel 39, lennis420, the list of idiots is unending." herestoanotheryear

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @PenskeMaterial: First of all, no one understands relationships like Billy Joel, okay? "Uptown Girl" got me through high school - long story for another day. ---ShinsFan4Ever

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids, Simmons being a total pussy and not allowing comments , and much more.

/fixed

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @PenskeMaterial:
Gulity as charged.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @44 in a Row:

As we reflect on the genesis of ESPN commenting, I would just like to congratulate me for being so fucking awesome during the attack on ESPN.

Seriously, what happened to all of that funny? I was on a roll that day, and I've had zilch since then.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @MDT: Sorry. So did you.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning - BJoel



Chones_Chonies

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Kid Canada: +1 That bastard used to creep the fuck out of me.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @racistmascot_inc:
Actually I got it from Dwight Schrute...execpt it was "Ryan Started the Fire."

tater

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Kid Canada:
Marigold was hot. Wait, what?


MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @PenskeMaterial: heyyyy

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I went from Phoenix, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Northern California, where the girls are warm
So I could be with my sweet baby, yeah--SMiller




UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

(Re: ESPN celebrates the one-year anniversary of comments on its site)

stjoehawk

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Kid Canada: See you soon at the Polka Dot Door.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> censored, ESPN rules, censored, I love Simmons, censored, Stephen A. is so insightful, censored . . .
--howespncommentingreallyworks


ASox

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @tater: @PenskeMaterial:

See, I went with R.E.M. because I knew there'd be too many WDSTF jokes.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @tater: you googled the lyrics faster than me

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Billy Joel wrote today's featured comment?

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Im a people person. Who drinks.: that sounds like the Heath Ledger cocktail

Too soon?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team,
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland."

-- BJoel.08


PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Songs and stories and so much more.
-Polkaroo

(I am aware not many of you will get this reference.)


Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> grass growing, paint drying, earth rotating, dust settling, skin wrinkling, slowly dying, and much more...

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> They couldn't find anything remotely intelligent today, so they wrote their own featured comment. I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio ,
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
,Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"
,Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
-wedidn'tstartthefire

tater

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Barbeque shrimp, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad-Bubba

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Determined, Worker, Intense, Good Worker, Hard Worker, Terrific -- dkschrute08

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Wait a fucking minute.

CommunityEds winning featured comment is like Iracane winning Comment of the Fortnight.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> ...All this and MORE, on the next episode of Vacuous Dipshits!

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! - EndOfTheWorld

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol... c-c-c-c-c-cocaine -JHomme01

Im a people person. Who drinks.

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Lions and Tigers and shitty comments, oh my!

BabyGorilla

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids and much less."

/Fixed

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, Greed, and Lust"
-- John Doe


IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> A whole community of people named Ed would frighten and intrigue me.

Chicago Jones

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> tetherball, Olympic race, sparkling, Tim Duncan, Wisconsin, a book of matches, next week, a lot of money, witch's brew

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia ---OopsThereGoesAnotherMailbox

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> They forgot about us.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I'm glad someone is finally standing up to the scourge that is 'trades' in professional sports!

Spors Gratia Sportis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> How the hell did Stev D's jizz history comment not win the internets yesterday?

ArkansasFred

]]>