<![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:34:58 EST Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:34:58 EST http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4123226 wow that was awesome. it doesn't even look remotely violent. cockfights for all!!

Upshaws Leash

]]> 11:354193:c4123226 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:34:58 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4122410 This reminds me, I have to bring my Chinchilla vest to the dry cleaners.

Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver, ofyourupperdeck TORONTOOOoo BJSss ®

]]> 11:354193:c4122410 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:06:55 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4119775 I just ran from Big Jerry's to Newmans in 30 seconds!

LilJerrySeinfeld

]]> 11:354193:c4119775 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:35:37 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4118864 It's all about the Benjamins. PETA couldn't care less about Pedro Martinez' empathy towards animals. They do care about having an issue to flog to generate more contributions from their base. THAT'S why they rush to issue these press releases -- mo money mo money mo money.

SpiroAgnewsGhost

]]> 11:354193:c4118864 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:05:30 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4118690 @HIV 2 Elway:
Count me in...my friend Bob Sacamano can score us some tickets.


Bobby Doucher

]]> 11:354193:c4118690 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:59:56 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4118651 Best chicken fight ever.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:354193:c4118651 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:58:38 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4118282 Wait, so that's a cock fight? The bull fight I saw was much, much, much, much worse than this.

dismalScientist

]]> 11:354193:c4118282 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:44:52 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4118133 I name my cock "Don Zimmer"

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> 11:354193:c4118133 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:38:56 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4117980 PETA in for the cock-block.

Satyr Icon

]]> 11:354193:c4117980 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:33:06 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4117979 "Why are you so cluck-a-licious?"

flightjacket

]]> 11:354193:c4117979 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:33:04 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4117969 When I was younger, like 10 or so, I saw a cockfight when on vacation out of the country. I found it horrific and deeply disturbing.

rdldr1

]]> 11:354193:c4117969 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:32:41 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4117649 @SundaySunday: Don't forget to order the extra crispy skin. That's the best part.

Lawbot

]]> 11:354193:c4117649 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:20:29 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4117499 Wait, that's what a cock fight looks like? BOOOORING. I have now lost my respect for these people. Not because of the cruelty to animals, but because they flip out over a bird fight.

Chuff

]]> 11:354193:c4117499 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:15:10 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4117321 Absolutely, this is the most barbaric -- hang on.

I'll take a 9 piece with some honey mustard and a Diet Coke.

OK, where was I?

SundaySunday

]]> 11:354193:c4117321 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:09:02 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4117010 @Burning_River: Arise, chicken!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:354193:c4117010 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:58:08 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4116929 Why the fuck were video games invented if not to get rid of the need for this kind of disgusting crap?

picardia

]]> 11:354193:c4116929 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:55:37 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4116720 Pedro Cerrano believes this should be a pre-game ritual.

Burning River

]]> 11:354193:c4116720 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:48:15 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4116575 Cock jokes aside, I am absolutely mesmorized by this video. First, there's Rooster Coliseum - the DR's premier "sporting" venue. Second, Rooster Coliseum has tons of billboards, indicating plenty of coroporate sponsorship (and viewership) for this "sport." And Third, THIS IS ON DOMINICAN TV WITH REAL PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCERS. I'm all for cultural sensitivity (as my name suggests), but for the life of me, I cannot get my head around this.

Kim_Jong_Illin

]]> 11:354193:c4116575 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:43:50 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4116375 This article claims Aramark served up 7,500 orders of chicken tenders on opening day at Shea last year. Where do you think all that chicken came from? And how did it get so tender? [www.nyrestaurantinsider.com]

Bluenatic

]]> 11:354193:c4116375 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:35:37 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4116038 I was totally down with PETA until the Michael Stripe guy joined.

don_mynack

]]> 11:354193:c4116038 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:24:15 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115964 Now would be a good time for Monte Hellman's COCKFIGHTER, starring Warren Oates to come out on DVD.

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> 11:354193:c4115964 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:21:35 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115800 Before this fight, the one on the right was 18-0.

bamassippi

]]> 11:354193:c4115800 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:15:00 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115707 @racistmascot_inc: I thought the secret would be that you were neither racist, nor a mascot, nor incorporated. Nonetheless, welcome, El Guapo!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:354193:c4115707 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:11:33 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115702 @tater: I just think it's adorable that Seattle fans cared enough to complain.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:354193:c4115702 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:11:27 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115662 Needs more barbeque sauce.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

]]> 11:354193:c4115662 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:10:19 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115656 @crazyjoedavola:

Wow this complaining from New England make the Seahawk fans complaining about their Super Bowl seem less annoying.

tater

]]> 11:354193:c4115656 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:10:08 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115634 /threadjack

Now that Ken Tremendous has been revealed as Mose Schrute and Chipper Jones has admitted that he comments on blog posts, I feel I can finally reveal my secret identity. I am, in fact, Rich Garces. That is all.

/threadjack

racistmascot_inc

]]> 11:354193:c4115634 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:09:13 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115598 @crazyjoedavola: well color me surprised, nay shocked. Should we get them all some cheese to go with that whine?

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:354193:c4115598 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:08:00 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115574 But it still is perfectly acceptable to choke your chicken, right?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:354193:c4115574 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:07:18 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115572 @muggsybogues:

Because it doesn't contain anything that resembles chicken meat.

tater

]]> 11:354193:c4115572 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:07:14 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115568 @muggsybogues: Far less delicious.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:354193:c4115568 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:07:01 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115558 @muggsybogues: Less nauseating?

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:354193:c4115558 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:06:33 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115555 @muggsybogues: No genetically modified all-white meat birds.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:354193:c4115555 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:06:28 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115549 @crazyjoedavola: I have to say, it's fun to have one sport where Philly and New York teams are good at the same time.

Pitchers and catchers report in a week, but Philly-New York trash talking knows no season.

Fuckin' Kaz Matsui...

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:354193:c4115549 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:06:08 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115545 I figured Pedro would have more of an interest in cowfighting. The loser gets made into his personal supply of balls for that season.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:354193:c4115545 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:05:52 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115528 Little Jerry! Nooooooooooooooo!

Simon Phoenix

]]> 11:354193:c4115528 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:05:19 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115525 How is this different than eating a McDonalds Crispy Chicken Sandwich?

Anyone?

muggsybogues

]]> 11:354193:c4115525 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:05:17 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115524 @OchentaYcinco: And since Carmelo Anthony was in the Stop Snitching DVD, there was at least one qualified professional athlete.

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> 11:354193:c4115524 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:05:13 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115514 @Lamppost: 1205 got me. Need another diet coke now.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:354193:c4115514 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:04:51 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115495 @Luthur:

What do you have against bats? They're sensitive animals with feelings and emotions. Their fecal matter is one of nature's wonders and in no way contributes to human insanity.

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

]]> 11:354193:c4115495 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:03:55 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115484 @buttons: Because Wayne Brady will get out of this car and choke a bitch, and they don't want to mess with that.

Better.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:354193:c4115484 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:03:37 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115456 @OchentaYcinco: Right up until that fuck Glavine pitched that memorable 1/3 of an inning.

Of course, then the Mets would have been humiliated by Kaz Matsui!

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:354193:c4115456 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:02:53 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115454 @crazyjoedavola: Signature 1,217 made me shoot milk out of my nose.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:354193:c4115454 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:02:52 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115455 See him stroking that thing? Sick bastard! That should only be reserved for looking at the pics of Will's sister.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:354193:c4115455 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:02:52 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115453 @shea_guevara: In the Orioles' defense, the highlight video was less entertaining, and much, much shorter.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:354193:c4115453 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:02:50 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115451 Had they gone to sensitivity training, they'd know to rip out that old AstroTurf and install FieldTurf. Some poor rooster is going to catch a seam and end a career someday.

Ray

]]> 11:354193:c4115451 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:02:49 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115450 @crazyjoedavola:

Wow. That is taking douchbaginess to whole new level. Bravo New England fans. I didn't think you could do it.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354193:c4115450 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:02:47 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115424 @ArkansasFred: Holy shit, I totally forgot about that.

That's almost as bad as when the Orioles highlight DVD got mixed up with copies of "Stop Snitchin'"

shea_guevara

]]> 11:354193:c4115424 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:01:33 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115413 @ArkansasFred: Who are the marketing wizards that came up with that one?

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:354193:c4115413 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:01:05 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115402 Does ESPN Desportes have a Cock Fighting Live show where the Dominican equivalent to Sean Salisbury starts ranting about cocks?

If so, I will start smoking pot again and watch it in an endless loop.

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> 11:354193:c4115402 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:00:43 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115401 @A Pimp Named Daver4470: Because Don King will kill a bitch, and they don't want to mess with that.

Cleaned that up for ya.

buttons

]]> 11:354193:c4115401 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:00:40 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115397 @BarbarobicsInstructor: Not me - I stopped eating mayonaise when I heard that is where it came from.

name_goes_here

]]> 11:354193:c4115397 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:00:33 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115395 From PETA's letter:

"Roosters used in cockfights are given weapons and drugs in this cruel, lethal blood sport. They are given steroids and amphetamines to make them stronger, more aggressive killing machines."

Those same tactics would make golf more interesting.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:354193:c4115395 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:00:30 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115393 Quaint in relation to the horror that is cat juggling. Guess outrage is directly proportional to how cute you are.

Oh, and @MattinglysSideburns: +1. Knew there was a Michael Hutchens joke somewhere in there.

preciousroy

]]> 11:354193:c4115393 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:00:28 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115381 "you see pedro, little pedro martinez represents the unlimited future you once had. now, just because pedro martinez is a has-been, don't make little pedro a never-was!"

paxcincinnatus

]]> 11:354193:c4115381 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:00:07 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115365 /Threadjack (courtesy of KSK)

Has anyone else been signing and commenting on this. It has the potential to be an enjoyable afternoon.
[www.petitiononline.com]

/end threadjack


crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:354193:c4115365 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:59:37 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115354 @crazyjoedavola: @44 in a Row: Sure you just don't want to chant at Jimmy Rollins again? Everyone seemed to enjoy it so much last year.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:354193:c4115354 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:59:17 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115350 @shea_guevara: or this:

[journals.aol.com]

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:354193:c4115350 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:59:13 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115341 @Yostal: This guy is a mascot role model?

DennyCrane

]]> 11:354193:c4115341 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:59:03 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115322 @TheStarterWife: Because Don King's hair is the third-largest bird sanctuary in the country, and they don't want to mess with that.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:354193:c4115322 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:58:30 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115320 Chicken George approves.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:354193:c4115320 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:58:25 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115313 @BarbarobicsInstructor:

Yeah, I think it makes it taste better that way, but I tend not to eat it INXS.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:354193:c4115313 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:58:03 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115309 Personally, I rather watch two monkeys engaged in a knife fight.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354193:c4115309 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:57:57 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115295 "How can you eat that? Don't you know what they do to those chickens?"

"Nope, but it's delicious! Do you know where I can get the recipe?"

44 in a Row

]]> 11:354193:c4115295 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:57:31 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115279 Tomorrow: new Met Johan Santana takes his signing bonus down to the camel races to lay some bets and mingles with the 8-year-old jockies chained to their backs...

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:354193:c4115279 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:57:07 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115276 @tater: I prefer my bread to die from autoerotic asphyxiation. Mmmmm.....

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:354193:c4115276 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:57:01 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115259 @TheStarterWife: adult consent?

supermike4ever

]]> 11:354193:c4115259 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:56:20 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115257 I'd be more interested in this video if Mr. Met had joined Pedro and Juan. Would META then go after him for his failure to live up to his billing as a mascot role model?

Yostal

]]> 11:354193:c4115257 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:56:13 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115255 @TheStarterWife: Because people deserve to get brain damage, duh.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:354193:c4115255 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:56:08 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115251 @Doyle McPoyle: you can't control roosters

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:354193:c4115251 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:55:57 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115233 I patiently await Dr. Z's chickenfight announcer's ratings.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:354193:c4115233 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:55:21 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115228 Hitler was kind to dogs.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:354193:c4115228 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:55:15 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115227 @ArkansasFred: In support of wifebeating, I take it.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:354193:c4115227 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:55:13 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115213 @Chicago Jones:
I'll be having previously killed peanuts by whipping, grapes killed by smushing into a jelly, and some bread...killed from slicing.

tater

]]> 11:354193:c4115213 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:54:59 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115212 NO MEAT ON FRIDAYS!!!!!!

supermike4ever

]]> 11:354193:c4115212 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:54:58 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115197 Where can I find the version with Jim Nantz' call?

Eddie Griffin's "Privates"

]]> 11:354193:c4115197 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:54:03 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115195 Hm.

1) It's legal (where it took place).
2) I just don't really care so much. Guess it helps when the animals you're trying to protect are furry and can be taught to sit and stay.
2a) My grandfathers (both of them) used to keep chickens for eggs and Sunday dinners. Evidently, having to catch/kill/pluck/clean one of these feathery bastards takes away your empathy for them.

Yeah, I guess that makes me a hypocrite. Oh well. Dick joke. At least they're not chasing the hired help with machetes.

buttons

]]> 11:354193:c4115195 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:54:02 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115194 @shea_guevara: Dont worry, I wont get cocky

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:354193:c4115194 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:53:59 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115193 You wonder if each team will have enough chairs in the room for the animal-sensitivity seminar?

Sandburgh

]]> 11:354193:c4115193 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:53:58 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115185 @shea_guevara: That'd be great, if it hadn't been done already. By Phillies fans. During a home game.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:354193:c4115185 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:53:35 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115178 Probably the least interesting fight I've ever watched. Why doesn't PETA go after something scarier, like boxing?

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:354193:c4115178 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:53:17 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115167 @Turd Ferguson: damn

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:354193:c4115167 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:52:56 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115164 From the looks of that ring, their operating budget is clearly superior to the AFL's.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:354193:c4115164 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:52:49 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115161 @Chief Wahoo: I'll have some toasted white bread please.

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:354193:c4115161 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:52:46 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115159 @Chief Wahoo: You want some dry white toast with that?

Turd Ferguson

]]> 11:354193:c4115159 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:52:45 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115154 And again, not that cock fighting isn't brutal and wrong, blah blah blah, but no posts on Clemens' syringes? None at all?

shea_guevara

]]> 11:354193:c4115154 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:52:35 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115120 @crazyjoedavola: Blast!

shea_guevara

]]> 11:354193:c4115120 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:51:32 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115116 YOU GOT KNOCKED THE CLUCK OUT!

Chones_Chonies

]]> 11:354193:c4115116 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:51:18 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115112 @OchentaYcinco: That reminds me to put in an order of wifebeaters for Brett Myers' first start at Shea.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:354193:c4115112 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:51:11 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115104 @OchentaYcinco: As long as we can celebrate battered wife day at Shea when the Phils show up.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:354193:c4115104 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:50:51 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115103 @HIV 2 Elway: I'm not sure I want to go pantsless at a cock fight...

Chicago Jones

]]> 11:354193:c4115103 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:50:49 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115094 TOMALE!

OhTheHugeManatee

]]> 11:354193:c4115094 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:50:36 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115091 Can't I just eat the chicken?

-David Wells - Wade Boggs

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

]]> 11:354193:c4115091 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:50:32 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115075 Anyone down for a Pants Party in the Dominican?

HIV 2 Elway

]]> 11:354193:c4115075 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:49:57 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115061 This reminds me, as a Catholic I won't be able to eat previously killed chicken today. I'll have to have previously killed sea bass for every meal.

Chicago Jones

]]> 11:354193:c4115061 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:49:30 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115041 Hopefully PETA won't go after USC next with this dredging up of cock-fighting...

That said, I've seen a cock fight, and that shit's INTENSE.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:354193:c4115041 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:48:49 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115040 PETA's lack of sensitivity for Dominican culture is appalling. And anyway, that looks like good fun.

Gasface

]]> 11:354193:c4115040 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:48:43 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115014 PETA is nothing more than a bunch of cock blockers.

tater

]]> 11:354193:c4115014 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:47:53 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115010 Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:354193:c4115010 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:47:47 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115008 I would pay good, good money to watch Gary Sheffield take this seminar.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:354193:c4115008 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:47:45 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115007 The "Developing Empathy for Animals" seminar is actually a lure to lock people in a theater showing "Turner and Hooch" on a loop until they're cured of their violent tendencies.

Or, you know, they kill themselves. PETA doesn't much care.

Tuffy

]]> 11:354193:c4115007 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:47:44 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115003 Mike Timlin disapproves of your animal sensitivty training.

[www.drunkenbleachers.com]

EdFinnerty

]]> 11:354193:c4115003 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:47:38 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115005 GAY.
Oh, you mean Roosters?

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:354193:c4115005 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:47:38 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4115002 April 18-20 Mets @ Citizens Bank Park - Can we just put in a massive order for rubber chickens now?

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:354193:c4115002 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:47:37 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114969 Mmmmm, chicken. It's almost lunchtime.

LeNoceur

]]> 11:354193:c4114969 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:46:26 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114936 Can't I just eat the chicken?

- David Wells

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:354193:c4114936 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:45:06 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114933 Wait wait wait. There are SEMINARS where people TEACH YOU to BE NICE TO PUPPIES????!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!
Ladies and gentlemen, the ROFLcopter has landed, and I intend to enter it on my LOLerskates.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:354193:c4114933 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:45:03 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114930 Cock joke

PoppaPerk

]]> 11:354193:c4114930 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:45:00 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114913 When I Googled "Pedro Martinez strokes cock" I found this video and was thoroughly disappointed.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:354193:c4114913 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:44:34 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114878 PETA is getting warmed up? I hope they're not wearing fur.

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:354193:c4114878 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:43:26 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114879 Papelbon should go. His dog got indigestion from the world series ball.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:354193:c4114879 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:43:26 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114877 Featured speaker: Clint Barmes.

Tuffy

]]> 11:354193:c4114877 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:43:24 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114874 Not a sport? Think of the workout the roosters get.

diddly

]]> 11:354193:c4114874 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:43:20 EST <![CDATA[Oh, PETA Is Just Getting Warmed Up With This Cockfighting Business]]> http://deadspin.com/354193/oh-peta-is-just-getting-warmed-up-with-this-cockfighting-business#c4114849 Ahh, PETA. Batshit crazy since 1972.

Luthur

]]> 11:354193:c4114849 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:42:30 EST